A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

"Okay, how to add it?"

"That's it." The frog taught Xu Maomao to enter the chat interface step by step, and then scanned each other with their respective tokens. With a ding, Xu Maomao was delighted to find that there was an additional group on the bell interface, and the name of Green Treasure shone on the list. inside.

There are many names in the list of emeralds, which is also related to its frequent travels. The friends are all over the world, don't be too rich!

Adding friends, Lubao excitedly said: "Da Mao, let's take a photo together! By the way, there is also that human, can you tell him that I want to take a photo with him? I have never taken a photo with a human before." !"

Xu Maomao: "..."

This croak seems to be easy to cook, obviously just now I was afraid that Shen Yu would roast it and eat it.

Green Treasure held up the small camera and selfie stick, and took a dozen photos in a row in the car. Shen Yu was driving and had no time to take a photo with it, so it secretly took a photo of the handsome shit-shoveling officer.Because it is the first time to ride a human vehicle, Emerald naturally sees everything fresh, patted here and there in the driver's seat, and even the cat-shaped pendant on the car has a jigsaw puzzle, Xu Maomao changed It is to become its most important model prop and frequently appear on the scene.

Shen Yu listened to the two small animals croaking and meowing along the way, and finally passed the high-speed pass that could make people vomit blood. Unexpectedly, after driving for a long time, the rain became weaker, and the dark clouds above the head It also disappeared inexplicably, and a dazzling rainbow hung in the sky.

When the frog saw Yuqing, his eyes sparkled and said, "croak."

One hundred kilometers away from City B, Shen Yu encountered a rest stop, and Shen Yu decided to get off the car for rest.Seeing that Xu Maomao's hair was a little wet, he borrowed a hair dryer from the staff in the station, and when he was blowing Xu Maomao's hair gently and carefully, those people envied: "Your cat is so good, my Mike Not to mention squatting properly, just seeing me holding a hair dryer can scare me away."

Cats are naturally afraid of water, and bathing has always been the most troublesome problem for shovelers, so pet toy manufacturers later invented a narrow cage to lock the cat owner in it so that it can be bathed or blown. It was done in one go, but the still soft-hearted shit-shoveling officer was reluctant to treat his master like this.

But Shen Yu didn't have this kind of trouble anymore, he glanced at Xu Maomao lightly, and said proudly: "Not only is he not afraid, but maybe he also enjoys me bathing him."

The look in his eyes was very meaningful, and Xu Maomao, a theoretical old driver who had driven many cars, immediately got what he meant, rounding it up, maybe it was an invitation for a mandarin duck bath in the future?

Cough cough, Shen Yu, can you say what you have to say first and then take advantage of it!

Shen Yu also wanted to give Lu Bao a blow, which made Lu Bao croak in fright.They are amphibians, and their skin can breathe, so they must be kept moist at all times.

The staff looked at this big emerald green frog very curiously. In their usual perception, frogs are ugly, but the color of the emerald treasure is like the emerald cabbage in the museum, not to mention how cute it is, and It's still so big, roasting one is definitely enough (seems like there's something wrong)... Of course, some people wonder if such a bright color might be a poisonous frog, and no one dares to approach it.

Shen Yu unpacked the cans for Xu Maomao again, and bought a lot of snacks for the frogs to choose from, and said apologetically, "Forgive me for not being able to catch mosquitoes for you."

Green Treasure: "..." Actually, it is an omnivorous monster that can eat anything.

But he loves the garlic pie.After cherishing the gift from human beings, Green Treasure respectfully called out to Shen Yu: "Quack!"

Shen Yu: "?"

Xu Maomao: "Uh, it said to thank you, please give it your hand."

Shen Yu reached out to Lu Bao without knowing the truth, Lu Bao opened his mouth wide, stuck out his tongue, lightly and quickly touched his palm with the copper coin on the tip of his tongue: "Quack quack."

Human beings, in fact, your next business is going to lose money, but I have already applied for blessings from the Golden Toad, and the Golden Toad Assembly will bless you for a year of abundant wealth.

Xu Maomao dutifully translated this passage to Shen Yu, and Shen Yu stared at the small lump of viscous liquid on the palm of his hand with a complex expression, which slowly turned into a green light, circled around his tiger's mouth and disappeared. .

His next business is to open a pet hospital with Qiao Lingfeng. The two of them have been preparing for this plan for two years. Does it mean that now is not a good time?

Shen Yu frowned, and slowly fell into deep thought. He never takes his work lightly.

After staying at the rest stop for more than half an hour, Lvbao finally got his wish and took a photo with Shen Yu, and then when returning to the car, it gave Xu Maomao a big hug.

"Hey, I won't go with you guys."

"Why, it's more than 100 kilometers away from City B."

Lu Bao said: "I want to take more photos for Brother Yu to take back. There is a tall and long stone wall nearby that is said to be very famous. I haven't seen it yet."

Xu Maomao blurted out: "The eighth wonder of the world?"

"Correct!"

"Then you have to be careful, remember to replenish water from time to time, the wilderness is relatively dry there..."

Shen Yu didn't say anything when he heard that Lvbao refused to go with them. After all, it was just a brief meeting by chance, and he didn't like frog pets, so he didn't want to keep them.But just now when Xu Maomao mentioned that the glass bowl of the big frog was smashed by a car, he thought about it, went back to the mall to pick and choose on the shelves, and finally bought a ukiyo-e style lacquer bowl.

This bowl is light, but also of good quality and beauty, it can provide shelter from wind and rain, and it can also serve as a sunshade.

When Shen Yu handed this bowl to Lu Bao, Lu Bao was moved: "Quack, coming out really enriched our knowledge. It turns out that human beings not only want to eat us, but there are also good people like you who help frogs for fun."

Thinking back when Brother Yu said to it, "You are so warm and lovely, you deserve to be treated tenderly by the whole world", it still thought that Brother Yu's filter was too thick!

Lubao picked up this light and high-end lacquer bowl on his back, waved his emerald and white front paws at them, and promised: "I will also send you postcards! Mr. Cat, remember to come to the lotus pond to see me often when you have time! "

Xu Maomao also raised his paw and waved it like a beckoning cat. After all, the Green Treasure clan is the master of wealth, this action can be said to be very appropriate!

Xu Maomao was really tempted by its proposal, and wanted to see that fish brother - of course, he was rushing to make friends and gain knowledge, definitely not to eat it ==

One person and one cat continued on the road, Xu Maomao nestled aside and fell asleep beautifully, until he found that the car had stopped, rubbed his eyes and got up thinking he had arrived in the urban area, but unexpectedly saw Shen Yu looking straight ahead with a serious face.

"Meow?"

"Are you awake? It's just right, the toll booth ahead is blocked. I'll get out of the car and have a look. You stay here."

Xu Maomao stretched for a long time: "I'll go with you." He was tired from sleeping, and he needed to move.

Shen Yu had no choice but to pick up the cat, and together they went to the entrance of the toll booth to inquire.

"We can't help it. There are many explosions in the urban area. It is suspected that some criminals took advantage of the chaos to come to City B to carry out illegal and criminal activities. The higher-ups have just issued a notice to call for martial law in the city, and all vehicles traveling from other places must be strictly inspected!"

Shen Yu showed her ID card: "I'm a local, can I go with you directly?"

The little police officer carefully checked his ID card, and then ran to check the car.

"It's not a local car."

"The car was rented by the dealership. These are the permit, driver's license, lease agreement..." Shen Yu dialed a number while checking him.

Not long after, the little police officer received a call from the officer. As soon as he heard it, his attitude towards Shen Yu became more subtle, and he quickly said: "So it's Mr. Shen, no problem, you can pass."

When returning to the car and passing by leisurely, Xu Maomao couldn't help but be in awe: "Ah Yu, what exactly does your family do?"

Shen Yu wrote lightly: "My classmate happens to be in charge of this jurisdiction, just to say hello, and besides, this road is passable, just now I just speeded up the process a little."

Xu Maomao looked back at the long row of trains next door, and thought to himself that there is a friend who can make the cars pass...

It was only after returning to the urban area that I found out what happened. It turned out that during the storm, ball lightning appeared in many places in City B. Although no casualties were caused, many buildings were blown up.Ball lightning was originally a rare natural phenomenon, but with so many gathering at one time, and the geographical location of City B is relatively sensitive, it is inevitable that the higher authorities nervously interpreted it.

Moreover, the densest appearance of spherical lightning is still in some meaningful areas, such as the Forbidden City of Paper, and the lotus pond, especially the lotus pond is the most frequent.I don’t know if the water source is too attractive for lightning. It is said that during the hours of the heaviest rainstorm, a large number of lightning balls fell into the pond, and a spectacle similar to boiling occurred in the pond. Many fish jumped up and were blown away by the lightning balls one after another. On the shore, it was kindly thrown back into the pool by nearby residents.

Now all the people from the Environmental Protection Bureau and the Forestry Bureau rushed to the lotus pond to evaluate the water quality and ecology, and caught many melon eaters who were trying to catch koi while taking the opportunity.

Xu Maomao was dumbfounded when he read the news: "Lianhuachi, isn't that the hometown of Lubao?"

While packing her luggage, Shen Yu casually replied: "I don't know if its little partner was blown up or not."

"Nonsense, after all, it's a fine fish, so it should be hiding in the bottom of the water." Xu Maomao said so, and still sent a message to Lubao with some worry.

[Oscar]: The lotus pond has been a little unsettled recently

[Green Treasure]: What's wrong?I'm almost at Qidaling!

Xu Maomao told Lvbao about it.

[Green Treasure] I don't care: Brother Yu is very smart. In the past, human bombs were thrown into the lake and did not cause us any harm. He has an air-raid shelter at the bottom of the lake, so he is not afraid.

Now that it said so, Xu Maomao couldn't be bothered.The spring break is completely over, and he has to start the next plan. The serialization of the old article has been completed. This time he plans to serialize a supernatural novel about ghosts and monsters. The inspiration comes from his interesting experience during the period when he became a cat; another The first task is to continue to broadcast live to netizens to earn more likes.

Netizens are all goblins who like the new and dislike the old, and they are hot for 3 minutes. Xu Maomao's dance live broadcast has reached its peak some time ago, and now the popularity is fading rapidly, so he can't go back to the old way, he must think of new ways to attract attention.

The photo of Green Treasure gave him inspiration. He turned on the microphone very boldly in this live broadcast, held up the photo that Green Treasure gave him to the camera, and opened his mouth to netizens for the first time:

"Hi everyone, my name is Oscar, and this is my little friend Emerald."

When the clear and bright boyish voice swayed in the live broadcast room, netizens exploded!

[How fat four!The cat has spoken! 】

【This, this is the lip-synch】

[Haha, can you still play like this?There are a lot of anchor dramas, let’s finish playing as a substitute]

[Don't tell me, this mouth shape is very good, and Oscar is also very cooperative]

Xu Maomao was very happy in his heart, he knew that he really opened his mouth, and this group of netizens would not believe it, but suspected that the shit-shoveling officer was playing behind the scenes, so he opened his mouth more confidently and boldly.

"My little friend usually lives in the lotus pond, but he has a heart yearning for the sea, and traveled thousands of miles to the sea." Xu Maomao showed the group photo of the green treasure and the crab to netizens. The huge frog Don't mention how funny it is to stand in a row with crabs.

[This frog is so big and beautiful, is it raised by the anchor? 】

Xu Maomao said, "I raised it."

[Pfft, as expected of the master, you can say whatever you want]

[After the series of 'Trying to Trick Me into Raising a Cat', it was upgraded to 'Trying to Trick Me into Raising a Series'? 】

The rare and beautiful big frog quickly attracted attention, and the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed. Xu Maomao was always paying attention to the message board. When he saw a lot of people, he quickly opened his mouth to say hello to everyone. Terrible!

[Ah, I can't take it anymore, I want to fuck the talking Oscar!Anyway, I am very close to your community, let me tell you that the anchor is big! 】

[Let's go upstairs and save yourself, that community is under martial law, let's find an auspicious day to go to the Valley of the Wind to pet cats]

Xu Maomao said arrogantly: "Please be civilized, I will not introduce it now."

The barrage is full of hahahaha, obviously I feel very fresh. After all, there are many cute animals, but this is the first time I have met a cat who can "chat" with netizens-even if they all think it is the anchor dubbing, they can't stand it. Realistic!

【Weakly asked, is the big frog coming out】

Xu Maomao: "The baby frog is still traveling." As he spoke, Xu Maomao pretended to move the camera with his paws, showing that there were no big frogs in this house.

[Pfft, I believed your evil! 】

[Aww, I'm going to eat dry pot frogs tonight, maybe it will scare the cat master to death! 】

Xu Maomao chatted with netizens for about 10 minutes, but it was not a small talk. He firmly set the theme on Lubao. After all, in order to continue the "cat talk show", every anchor must have a clear theme , Just chatting can't last long.

At this time, he was really glad that he was an Internet writer, and he still had the ability to make up stories.

Shen Yu, who works in a pet shop, sneakily opened the live broadcast room. After watching the short 10-minute content, her back was sweating faintly.

This Xu Maomao is so courageous!Dare to play this kind of live broadcast? !

Fortunately, most of the naive netizens watched the fun. If there are some textual research parties, Xu Maomao must be sliced.In fact, Shen Yu's worry about Xu Maomao is not because he didn't think about it. He installed a voice changer when turning on the microphone, and slightly changed the voice line and transmission channel to create the effect that the sound came from another location. not afraid.

A few days later, Xu Maomao's small photos and frog stories gradually spread to some bib jokes, and several media professionals and marketing accounts continued to expand their influence, and even made it to the hot search list.

Among them was a game team from the Sakura Kingdom. After seeing these jokes, Qiqi gasped--Moda, this idea... sugoi!

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[Get the love value +2 from the foot-picking female man from Suigua]

[Get the favorite value +5 from the little green on the baby's head]

[Get the favorite value from やめて +100]

……

Lu Bao, who was rushing to City B, looked confused:? ? ?When did Sajia become so popular?

You must know that the love value is also a very precious wealth in the demon world. Generally, only cats, dogs, and squeaks have it. Because they are not popular in the pet world, they are not favored by many human races.

But the naive Green Treasure still doesn't know that the current popularity is just an appetizer. After a few months, it will become a world-famous star after Mickey Mouse, Sugar Duck, and Kaidi...