A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

As Qiao Lingfeng said, he innocently made a "click" gesture, and said to Xu Maomao with a smile: "It doesn't hurt at all."

Boo!Unfortunately, I thought you were a good person!You black-hearted little meat!Shen Yu, don't be fooled!

He thought that with Shen Yu's attitude of caring for him, he would not be willing to let him be a eunuch, but Shen Yu said: "Wait a little longer."

Qiao Lingfeng: "Wait, it's just the right age for surgery."

Shen Yu: "Not long after I recovered from the illness, my body fat content is insufficient, I will take care of it, and I will have surgery when I get fatter."

Qiao Lingfeng: "That's right, it can't get thinner anymore, so I said let me help you grow up."

Shen Yu snorted noncommittally.

Xu Maomao's heart was completely broken. Unexpectedly, Shen Yu was willing to...

He decided to lose weight, and he absolutely must not give Shen Yu the chance to cut his balls!

On the way home, they turned a corner, and Shen Yu took him to the pet shop, but he didn't let him out of the cage. Xu Maomao looked at his pet shop through the ventilation holes of the cage.

The store is estimated to occupy a very large area, and there are several floors. The decoration is brand new. There are not many customers at present. He heard sporadic cats, cats and dogs barking, just like those cats in Qiao Lingfeng's house. He can understand the barking of the pets, but he obviously feels that these cats and dogs are not intelligent enough, at least not like the cats in the red envelope group who can gag.

He figured they didn't have Union bells.

This cognition made Xu Maomao speculate, maybe the condition for Ling Dang to obtain is IQ?

Shen Yu gestured for the size of Oscar, and finally chose a large blue nest, and then went home with Xu Maomao.

Shen Yu was very busy today, because the pet store is about to face a large-scale inspection, and it is related to whether they can obtain several important documents. These cannot be obtained by just relying on connections, and they need to cheer up to cope with the lengthy inspection process.

But Qiao Lingfeng's words reminded Shen Yu that he looked at Xu Maomao's figure, which was indeed a bit rounder than before, but still thin, and felt that it was necessary to give Xu Maomao extra meals.

So he took some time out of his busy schedule and insisted on making him a hearty pilaf. He carefully chopped fresh salmon, tuna, and beef, and added an appropriate amount of vegetables according to the recipe, and cut them into fine dices of equal size. Separately and simmer.

Xu Maomao squatted at the door of the kitchen, with complicated eyes, drooling from the smell.

Shen Yu served a huge plate, put it on the dining table as usual, and hugged him to the chair, "Eat more."

This is a rich recipe that is very attractive to all cats, but Shen Yu sees her cat turning her head arrogantly, which is very disrespectful.Shen Yu sighed, patted his head, and said helplessly: "Why don't you eat it, I specially took the time to cook it."

The gentle and loving tone made Xu Maomao crispy and soft, and under his expectant eyes, he licked a few mouthfuls.

Meow, it smells so good!

But no matter how much he felt sorry for Shen Yu, he refused to eat any more.If you eat fat in Spirited Away, you will be slaughtered, and if you eat fat here, you will be castrated!

Xu Maomao nestled in the new cat's nest, and entered the chat group interface while Shen Yu was going out again.The current favorite value has increased to [-] because of Qiao Lingfeng's generosity, and he can draw red envelopes.

Dr. Mi still didn't show up, but a cat mentioned the transformation potion that was drawn last time.

[Dot Lee]: Meow!Is there a cat?

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[Dot Lee]: Tell you a strange thing!Didn't I get the transformation potion for 1 hour last time?

[Rice]: Have you used it? Last time you said that you should study it carefully

[Dot Lee]: Yes, after I completed the transformation, I observed that part of the human being.

[Migu]: Is there a big difference between human beings and us?

[Dot Lee]: The difference is too big!I just touch it a few times and it grows bigger, and it's so comfy

【Migu】: (*@ο@*) Wow~ what a comfortable way

[Dot Lee]: I don't know how to describe it, but it was very comfortable at first, and then it became more and more swollen, more and more suffocating, my paws were so sore, I just peed out, oh my god , It tastes better than canned rice.

All the cats were stunned.

Xu Maomao was dumbfounded, it turned out that [Dot Lee] was a pervert in a cat!

[Rice]: Are you talking about estrus in human form?

[Dot Lee]: Yes, I didn’t expect human beings to be so comfortable in heat. We don’t feel anything when we are in heat, so we just feel confused, don’t we?don't like the days when the claws are not controlled by the brain at all

All the cats echoed, expressing that cats feel very uncomfortable during estrus, and they are very curious about the feeling of "comfort" described by it.

[Dot Lee] then narrated the whole process eloquently, Xu Maomao couldn't bear to watch the filth, and it didn't take long for [Dot Lee] to be stuffed with a rag.

【Administrator】Mute 【Dot Lee】for 24 hours.

[狻猊]: Openly driving in the group, teaching bad kittens

As soon as the group leader appeared, the cats calmed down.

As a result, [狻猊] said again: You don’t have to be curious, practice hard, and then you can fully enjoy the taste of human beings in heat after you cultivate into a real human form, such as me, hum.

The owner of the double-standard group began to talk about his driving process. The degree of filth is much more serious than that of Dot Lee. Although it drives a manual transmission, it is enough to shock the cat!

The group owner went offline immediately after driving the car, but the cats were very suspicious that it was spying on the screen, so the next topic was very pure and loving.

Xu Maomao cried in the group that he was about to have his eggs picked, and asked how to get the master to dispel this idea.

As a result, all the cats told it that the shit-shoveling officer sterilized the cats for their own good, prolonging their lifespan, and not having to suffer from estrus.

【Oscar】: What is the pain of being in heat?

As a human being, he doesn't understand this at all.

[Rice]: Have you ever been in love?

[Oscar]: No

[Rice]: You will know later, the whole body is swollen, irritable, can't sleep well, can't eat well, and don't want to do anything except this thing in my mind, I heard that the female cat is more uncomfortable

[Alalei]: Well, yes, later the excrement shovel officer took me for surgery, I don’t have to endure that feeling anymore, now I eat well and sleep soundly every day

Xu Maomao thought to himself, is that so?Shen Yu planned to let Oscar be the eunuch because of his love for Oscar?

Thinking about it this way, I am a little grateful.

No, no, no, I can't be brought into rhythm, what if I lose my balls after changing back to human form? QAQ, Shen Yu must not be given a chance!

[Oscar]: I also found a strange thing, why some cats talk upside down and slurred, and it is very difficult to communicate with them

[Rice]: Do they have no bells?

[Oscar]: It seems

[Rice]: That's right, they are cats without enlightenment

[Oscar]: Σ(°△°|||)

[Rice]: The country cat language they speak is amazing if you can understand it

[Mimihu]: I don’t understand

【Fat Mimi】: Because you are stupid

[Mimihu]: It’s because my spiritual consciousness has been open for too long, just like human beings who have been away from their hometown for too long and can’t listen to their hometown dialect

【Fat Mimi】: Nose digging.jpg

[Oscar]: How to activate spiritual consciousness?

[Rice]: It has something to do with bloodlines and chance. I don't understand either. Anyway, the more I get along with the last shit-shoveling officer, the more I understand human beings, and I gradually opened up my spiritual consciousness.That human being was very kind to me. The canned food I make now is what she made for me back then. Unfortunately, she passed away very early.

[Arale]: Please don’t say such sad words QAQ I’m also worried that my shit shoveler will leave me

【Rice】: Goddess, don't cry

[Rice] sent a special red envelope to [Alalei]

Xu Maomao: ... This Alalei is really popular. It may be one of the few female cats in the group. Rare things are more expensive.

But he seemed to understand a little bit. It turned out that those cats were pure pets, and the cats in the group were fairy cats with enlightened spiritual consciousness. Not only were they intelligent, but they might also have many interesting abilities.

For example, rice can make delicious canned food, Dr. Mi can develop magic potions, the group leader is a master who cultivates human form, and Alale is the goddess of cats. Maybe she can be cute in reality, and she has the same owner as him... As for the others The cat, Xu Maomao licked his paws, planning to observe again.

Shen Yu has been so busy these days, but in order for Oscar to gain weight, he will come back on time during the day to cook for it, but he soon discovered that Oscar's appetite has not improved, but has become more and more sluggish.

He thought that Oscar was just a picky eater, so he tried different ways to make delicious food, but the results were limited.

Oscar is getting thinner and thinner, and his hair is showing signs of falling out due to lack of nutrition. Although Shen Yu's face is calm and calm, he is very anxious in his heart, but because the pet shop's review has entered the final stage, he can't get away for the time being, so he can only pass the time. After this period of time, re-research on new recipes.

And Xu Maomao also found that he began to lose hair, and because he had been on a diet, the whole cat was a little weak. In order to reduce consumption, the body automatically became lazy, sleeping for [-] hours a day, and even missed the red envelope sent by Dr. Mi !

Xu Maomao regretted it in his heart, but he didn't dare to open his belly to eat, until he accidentally saw the rice bragging in the group.

Rice said that just a small bite of his canned food can increase satiety and energy, and it also comes with a 48-hour body buff.

Xu Maomao suddenly remembered that there was still a mouthful of uneaten food in his backpack, so he took out the can with the mentality of trying.The meat melts in the mouth, which is very similar to what is described in cultivating novels as "it turns into a stream of air that permeates the whole body in an instant". Although it is not so magical, Xu Maomao did feel that the feeling of weakness that had lasted for several days disappeared, and the whole cat became Liven up.

He didn't notice that the body of the cat that ate the meat slowly inflated to 1.5 times its original size like blowing up a balloon.

Shen Yu went home this day and hugged him, and was delighted to find that his master had finally gotten a little heavier. What was even more worth celebrating was that the pet shop had also successfully obtained the three most important certificates. He happened to have a holiday to take care of the neutered Oscar.

Shen Yu quickly made an appointment for tomorrow's operation.