A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

When he came to the fat man's house, Mr. Yutu was on the verge of fainting again.

The Sister E in his imagination, even if the residence is not as magnificent as the Guanghan Palace, it should be well-organized, with bright windows and clean windows, but the pigsty in front of him-a small and dilapidated cage-like house, without decent storage furniture, no matter how The house is extremely crowded, and there is almost no lighting at all. A small yellow light bulb is turned on all day long, but there is no way to keep the wind leaking, and the stove has to be fired to keep warm. The smell in the room can be described as pungent.

Because Chang Bao was too fat, he bumped the door frame crookedly when he entered the door. When he fixed the crumbling door frame again, he saw the two people standing dumbfounded, and enthusiastically said: "Sit, sit—"

But there is no place to sit, because there is only one chair, and the chair has only three legs, which can be maintained by standing against the wall. It is estimated that it will fall apart when sitting down.

The only place where people can sit is the bed.However, a large quilt was raised on the bed, and someone was clearly asleep.

Chang Bao walked over and patted lightly, waking up the person on the bed.

"Ayi, we have guests!"

With a shake of the quilt, a skinny middle-aged woman got up.Her hair was disheveled and covered her face. After sitting up, she brushed her bangs with her withered hands, revealing a... disfigured face, her skinny face was a large piece of scalded flesh Turning over, it is really amazing at first glance.Apart from her terrifying appearance, she looked really weak, her cheeks were sunken, her lips were purple, and she didn't know whether it was cold or weak, she grinned shyly when she saw them, showing her missing front teeth.

"Let me introduce. This is my wife, Hou Yi." Although his wife is a bit ugly, the fat man's tone is quite proud. After introducing his family, he introduced Hou Yi to the guests he met on the road just now. When he mentioned Shen Yu The point is that the big boss, Yun Yun, hurriedly scooped up the quilt for the skinny woman in a panic, making room for them to sit down.

Several people did not move.

Hou Yi... Could it be Hou Yi? ?

Hou Yi, who was born with supernatural powers and could shoot the sun bow, was reincarnated as a woman, not to mention a woman who looked so frail and sick!

Moon Lord Rabbit rolled his eyes, and stood stunned for several seconds in shock. The Queen Mother's punishment was terrible!

"You, tell me about your situation..." Yue Ye said in a rabbit-like manner.

Chang Bao: "What are you talking about? Do you want to know how we make zongzi?"

"No, just talk about your usual life."

Although this question is a bit strange, Chang Bao has never met a big client, basically they can answer whatever they ask, and gradually, Shen Yu and the others have figured out this couple who were reincarnated from the gods.

It has to be said that Chang'e and Houyi lived very hard.

Hou Yi's reincarnation——Hou Yi has disabled legs, disfigured right cheek, and is very weak. She can even do such simple manual tasks as making rice dumplings. Pulling the ground is basically just watching, and sometimes suffers from inexplicable illnesses, comatose, screaming, and destroying everything at hand like crazy, and can't even eat by himself.Basically, her daily life is a capitalized life that can't take care of herself, similar to a baby, but not as cute as a baby.

By the way, this reincarnation of Houyi, she is still infertile, and the two have been married for decades and have nothing.

——Of course, this is not nonsense, Houyi is a man, only a ghost can live.

As for Chang'e——Chang Bao, she only knows how to make zongzi, but the zongzi is not very good, and all the income can barely make ends meet.Although he is fat, his physical fitness is not bad. He originally wanted to do part-time jobs, but he couldn't do without his giant baby wife at home, so it can be said that he didn't have a penny in savings.In the entire city of b, there may not be a more bleak couple than them.

Even so, these two people still have the big dream of saving money to be a test-tube baby one day...

Yueye Rabbit listened, his eyes turned red from crying, and he couldn't help hugging Fatty: "Sister E, you have worked so hard, you are so, so difficult, and you still have to take care of the useless brother Houyi!"

He spoke in a crying voice, and he couldn't hear it very clearly, but the fat man was frightened and wanted to struggle, but the little boy didn't know what was going on, so he was so strong that he hugged him tightly.

"Meow!" Rabbit, calm down, be careful that you break the secret and you will be punished for another life.

"Ah, that's right, you can't let your superiors know." Yueye Rabbit wiped away his tears, and loosened the fat man. When everyone didn't understand, his eyes suddenly glowed red, and he yelled: "Block the sky and block the sun! "

The next second, the red tinsel on the forehead floated out of the body, and the red tinsel exploded, turning into layers of mist and covering the small room. In an instant, the sound of traffic outside could not be heard, as if entering a different dimension.

Then the rabbit shot a red light at the middle-aged woman transformed into Hou Yi, hitting her forehead, and she passed out instantly. The fat man was startled and anxious, but the jade rabbit made a lightning strike - took out a green cotton candy, straight Stuff it into the fat man's wide open mouth.

As soon as it touched his lips, the cotton candy turned into green smoke and flew into his mouth.

The fat man had a choked expression, his eyes filled with mist.

"Sister E, wake up." Yue Ye Rabbit said softly.

After a while, Fatty's eyes became clear again, and when his gaze touched Moon Master Rabbit, he was stunned: "Little Rabbit!"

"Sister E!"

"Little Rabbit!"

Fatty's huge body hugged him, and this time it was his turn to hug Yueye Rabbit to his full arms, only to find that his belly almost sent the rabbit flying.

"Little rabbit, this is me?" The fat man looked down, and his face turned pale with fright at his size, "I, how did I become so fat!"

"Sister, don't panic. You are going through a catastrophe. This is just a container for your reincarnation. It doesn't matter. You can go back after the tenth life is consummated!" Yue Ye Rabbit comforted quickly.

It was only then that Chang'e remembered that she was going through catastrophe, and she would keep her memory every time she completed a life, so her memory was complete, but it was temporarily hidden when she was reincarnated. Big hit.

She blinked, and the teardrops rushed down, and the fat on her face was too crowded, crying like ravines.

Some beauties with facial expressions are pear blossoms with rain, while the fat man is really a bit... hot-eyed.

"...Sister E, my cover-up technique only lasts for a quarter of an hour. We can't talk for too long. Let's talk first."

Chang'e wiped away her tears and nodded: "Yes." She looked at Shen Yu and Xu Maomao again, and asked with some doubts, "Who are these two?"

"Suanni's friends, they know it's okay, they are very tight-lipped." Yueye Rabbit comforted, thinking that no one would believe it even if it was not strict anyway, and besides, the physical body named Xu Maomao was still in the hands of Black Lightning , he wouldn't worry about anything.

The fat man covered his face in embarrassment: "Wuuuu, I didn't expect other people to see me like this. I don't have the face to be a fairy."

Chang'e herself must be shy and charming when she does this gesture, but with her current appearance, it is indeed a bit... hard to describe.

Shen Yu suddenly said: "There are many beautiful appearances, but very few interesting souls, so you don't have to worry about it."

When he said this, he was looking at Xu Maomao, but he had already comforted Chang'e.

She looked at Shen Yu, and when her gaze was fixed on Shen Yu's handsome face, she somehow felt that he looked familiar, as if... Where did she see it?

It's a pity that all her mana has been sealed now, otherwise she would definitely be able to see something.

"Sister E, tell me about your past lives."

Chang'e withdrew her gaze and sighed: "It's just like this. A hard life, a cumbersome lover, and a burden that almost overwhelms people... But this life is already considered good. There are two more lives before I was reincarnated as a livestock and poultry." , Brother Yi has to never marry for the rest of his life to complete the mission."

"Move, animal?" Yueye Rabbit asked in surprise.

"I have been both chickens and ducks, and they are still the food he raises. God knows how I survived."

Chang'e couldn't help wiping away her tears, "Fortunately, Brother Yi still has the instinct to love me. Back then, he slaughtered all the chickens and ducks, except for me. There was even a famine for one year. He would rather eat dirt than me." Do it, eat and drink to serve me until I grow old, fortunately chickens and ducks have a short lifespan, otherwise I don’t know what to do..."

Reincarnated as a lover's reserve food, you have to worry about being slaughtered by your lover. Although it is very sad, but for some reason, everyone wants to laugh when they hear it.

So in comparison, although Chang'e and Houyi in this life have changed their sex and are still poor, they are indeed much happier than before.However, Yue Ye Tu still felt very distressed, he did some calculations, and even more frowning: "Sister E still has 20 years to live in this life."

"Let's endure it. Although it's hard work, I have a good relationship with Brother Yi." Chang'e has recovered her memory, and was about to stroke her long hair that should have hung down her shoulders habitually, only to find that she now has a cut head.

Shen Yu looked around the difficult environment in this room, and for some reason, suddenly thought of her parents.The bad relationship between his parents started with a business crisis in the family. Of course, it was resolved safely later, but at that time, both of them felt that they couldn't get over it. They wanted to part ways and leave the mess to each other. Human emotions are completely shattered.So he kind of admired Chang'e and Houyi for living such a hard life, but their relationship has not been wiped out. They are obviously mortals at this moment, and there is such a big difference between mortals and mortals?

It was rare for Shen Yu to be moved.

"Sister E, don't be afraid, if you persist for 20 years, you will be able to be with Houyi in a fair and aboveboard way." Yueyetu cheered her up.

Chang'e smiled: "Even if I didn't recover my memory, I never thought about giving up Brother Yi, let alone recovering my memory now."

"... Ji," Yueye Rabbit's eyes fluttered, and he said honestly after a while, "Sister, you will lose your memory again soon."

"why?"

"Qingyun Cotton Candy can only temporarily wake up memory, after the 'Blocking the Sky and Sun' is over, your memory will be sealed again," Yueye Rabbit sighed, "Otherwise you will be discovered by the Queen Mother, I'm afraid she will punish you again .”

Chang'e blinked and said firmly, "It's okay, I'm confident that I will never leave Brother Yi."

Yue Ye Rabbit said angrily: "You have confidence, what if Hou Yi abandons you all the time!"

Chang'e smiled: "He? He can only rely on me to take care of him now."

Everyone looked at the unconscious thin woman on the bed in unison, it seemed that Sister E was right.

"Hmph, this troublesome Phoenix man!" Yutu was still very unconvinced, and took out a few pink cotton candy from his bosom, "If he dares to reject you and torture you, use this to confuse him!"

Chang'e looked at the marshmallow, and blushed immediately: "Little rabbit, why did you bring the heavenly aphrodisiac too!"

Jade Rabbit: "A small flower can be loving for a few days and nights. I'll leave one for my sister to treat him at that time! For example, if he misses you, don't give it to me, hum! Or talk to him the other way around! Talk to him! !” Because this fake white rabbit was too outspoken, the sound has been automatically silenced.

Chang'e: "..."

Shen Yu & Xu Maomao: ...It seems that I know something I shouldn't know...

Chang'e: "...Little Rabbit, why did you learn so badly?"

Yutu pointed at Xu Maomao: "It's written like this in his novels. I think this method is good. In the world, the overlord will force himself to bow."

Xu Maomao took the blame for no reason, waving his little paws with his face flushed and said: "Don't read my black history again! Besides, there are not so many words at all!"

Shen Yu's eyes darkened secretly, thinking to himself: The Overlord bows hard?I also feel good...

The formation that covers the sky and the sun will disappear soon, and Chang'e will soon be temporarily sealed in her memory. She wriggled her fat body, reluctantly bid farewell to Yutu, and then bowed to Shen Yu: "Thank you!" You took in my little rabbit and cat, thank you for playing with him."

Shen Yu said seriously: "I'm afraid your life will not be too good in the future, is there any way to improve it?"

Yue Ye Rabbit shook his head: "My identity cannot interfere too much with my sister's life, otherwise it will attract the attention of the higher authorities."

"What if it's my help? I'm a mortal, so I shouldn't violate your regulations?" Shen Yu asked.

Moon Lord Rabbit: "Maybe it is possible, but it must be well-founded. You can't give your sister a lot of money for no reason at once, right? This kind of windfall is very bad."

Shen Yu said lightly: "I have a way."