A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

After an unknown amount of time, Qiao Lingfeng woke up, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Brother Big Red, one of the sneaky local duo he met before he fell into a coma.

Suan Ni watched his eyelashes tremble like a small fan, and opened his beautiful peach eyes. For the first time, he felt that human eyes are so beautiful, as if they are not much inferior to cats.

"Human, you're awake." As soon as Suan Ni spoke, Qiao Lingfeng sat up from the sofa and looked suspiciously: "Why am I in this room? Where are Ayu and Xiao Ao? They're not here... ..."Hey hey?

Suan Ni pretended to be stupid and lied: "Puji Island, you suddenly fainted and I took you in to rest."

Qiao Lingfeng couldn't believe it: "I fainted? How could I faint?"

Suan Ni looks at the sky.

"And who are you? Why did you enter the radio and television building? You came to see the stars?"

Suan Ni shook her head again and explained: "I need it for work." As a divine beast enshrined by all people, sometimes when encountering abnormalities in the world, it is necessary to meet the injustice in order to perform its duties of supervising and maintaining stability.

Qiao Lingfeng misunderstood, he looked at Suan Ni's extraordinary face, and suspected that this bold and grand Aozi brother came to the Radio and Television Building to apply for the job!After all, in addition to the radio and television building, there are many brokerage companies in this area. Although this man is scumbag, his appearance is definitely excellent.

Qiao Lingfeng scratched his head nervously, suspecting that maybe he was tired after rushing back to shoot the commercial after finishing the announcement. After finding a reasonable explanation for his fainting, he didn't think much about it. He got up and straightened his clothes. After seeing his appearance through the floor-to-ceiling windows with satisfaction, he turned his gaze to Suan Ni again.

He was muttering just now, obviously this guy is also a handsome guy, he is definitely a dragon and a phoenix in the entertainment industry, but he is dressed so rustic, it really spoils his looks, so he asked kindly: "I said, what is this?" Brother, you need to change your clothes."

Suan Ni tilted her head, and lifted the big ingot around her neck: "My lord...what's wrong with my clothes?"

"As a senior, let me just say it straight," Qiao Lingfeng said bluntly, "It's too outdated, I didn't know that I thought you were just unearthed!"

Suan Ni widened her eyes in surprise: "Me? Soil?"

Qiao Lingfeng gave a "hmm" and began to point at his clothes: "Your red coat looks like a rich man, and your black pants look like an old man from the Northeast, or an old man from the Northeast in remote mountainous areas. It is not impossible to have Buddhist beads, but too Big, like eyeballs in your hands; gold ingots... Heh, are you going to run through the nouveau riche to the end? Also, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television recently said that it is not allowed to dye your hair on camera. Your hair color is too shocking... ..."

Qiao Lingfeng said it very directly, because his stylist also treated him in the same way. Qiao Lingfeng is more serious at work, far stronger than his style in life.

Suan Ni didn't understand many terms, but it didn't affect his understanding of Qiao Lingfeng's disgust.

This human being...he actually really dislikes me... soil!And it seems to be very reasonable!

Suan Ni was shocked!

Qiao Lingfeng finished commenting in one breath, seeing him stunned and shocked, he quickly comforted him softly: "Sorry, professional habits, our circle is so strict, otherwise it is easy to be blackmailed by the media. In short, you are very good, so don't What a waste—oh, why have I been away for so long, I'm afraid the director is going to eat me." Qiao Lingfeng looked at the time on his watch, and after saying goodbye to Suanni warmly, he left the room and went straight to the studio upstairs.

Su Yan: "..."

This human... is too presumptuous!The world is going down!

This attire was obviously popular in the entire Chinese circle when he joined the WTO last time!Suan Ni refuses to believe that she has transformed from a coquettish former fashion leader to a country cat!

At this time, the big ingot on its chest jingled, and Suan Ni came back to his senses, touched the big ingot, and only heard a sound coming from his ear.

"Master, I have brought Oscar back to the temple. How is the situation on your side? Where is the human being?"

"Wake up, he doesn't know what happened just now." Suan Ni gritted her teeth.

"When will you come back? Oscar's situation is complicated. He may need a lotus stand and incense ash. It will take 49 days to separate."

"Use it whatever you want," Suan Ni thought for a while and said seriously, "I won't be going back for the time being."

"What do you mean?"

"Hmph, someone dares to despise me," Suan Ni said with a dark face, "I will teach him a lesson in my own way."

Black Lightning: "..."

It guessed that the comatose human must have said something again, which stimulated the master, but that human is very ordinary, and it happens to be Shen Yu's friend. If the master stays nearby, he can supervise Shen Yu by the way. Yu.

It didn't say anything, and simply hung up the call.

Suan Ni angrily looked at her attire, feeling more and more that there was nothing wrong with it.Suan Ni, who made up her mind to stay in the human world, also considered that she had been away for too long, so she might feel a little strange to the human world.Then he entered the chat group and didn't know who to contact. After a while, the other party sent it a red envelope, which contained some human ID cards, household registration books and other things, and also attached some information about the people of Huaguo in the 21st century. Survival minutes and custom explanations.

[Master Suan Ni, your heroic appearance will once again impress the world, how lucky this year's human beings are! ps: I wish you a happy entry into the WTO]

These goblins are so sweet.

Satisfied, Suan Ni began to study seriously...

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When Qiao Lingfeng rushed to the studio, Xu Maomao and Shen Yu just came back.The staff of the director's team were about to send security guards to search for them. Seeing that the old men had returned, they immediately cried and said: "I said, you all know that the filming is in progress, why are you running out one by one? It's good to know you're back. "

Assistant director: "Where's that Leo just now? He ran out first, didn't he agree to train the cat?"

Only then did Qiao Lingfeng think of his hourly worker.That's right, where did Xiao Ao go?Could it be that Shen Yu... tsk tsk, tsk tsk, Shen Yu is an elegant man before a man and a beast after a man!

Whether it's Xu Maomao or Shen Yu, none of them can compare to Qiao Daxing in their brain power!

Qiao Lingfeng said to the director: "Brother Li (the director's surname is Li), wait a minute, I will say a few words to A Yu."

He pulled Shen Yu aside, lowered his voice and asked, "Where's my little Ao?"

Shen Yu almost forgot, this guy chased him just now, but didn't he get dizzy by those two cats afterwards?Could it be that he overheard?

Shen Yu asked back: "How much do you know?"

"Hey, why don't you tell me the truth!" Qiao Lingfeng kept his face secretive, "Actually, I understand everything, brother."

Shen Yu was a little surprised: "You already knew?" Did Qiao Lingfeng know about Oscar and Xu Maomao?Still so calm?

"Hmph, I wanted to take you to my house before, but you still pretended to be a calm emperor with five people and six people, and you said that you are not interested in going to my house, did you reveal your secrets today?" Qiao Lingfeng said self-righteously, "But my little Ao is really cute, it's embarrassing You just now... Jie Jie Jie Jie, is he alright?"

Shen Yu was confused: "What do you mean?"

"Still pretending, aren't you chasing our little Ao?" Qiao Lingfeng smiled evilly, knowing all the truth, "I have seen you lock him up in the dark room. Tsk tsk, but your time is too fast, or in fact What didn't you do?"

Shen Yu's eyes widened. After a long while, he finally understood what Qiao Lingfeng meant. Seeing that Xu Maomao was looking over curiously, he coughed hastily and said depressedly: "What are you thinking! I'll talk to that Ao——Leo It doesn't matter at all! Just now we... It was a misunderstanding, and now we've settled it! Also, I'm not happy at all!"

Xu Maomao was pricking up his ears to listen to the excitement, he couldn't let him have a chance to misunderstand that he was a "fast guy"!

Qiao Lingfeng: "What the hell? You don't have that kind of relationship?"

"no!"

"Is there any misunderstanding?"

"It doesn't matter about you, it's already said!"

Qiao Lingfeng shook his head in disappointment, it seemed that his buddy had to stay single.He asked again: "Where did Xiao Ao go?"

Shen Yu was worried that this matter would never end, so she made up a random reason to deceive him: "Well, he has something to do at home, let me tell you that he is going to resign."

Qiao Lingfeng was shocked and said, "So suddenly?"

"Just so suddenly, he's gone."

"... He actually left without a salary..." Qiao Lingfeng was dumbfounded.

The assistant director came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Mr. Qiao, I don't have much time to touch up your makeup."

After a delay, the shooting progress could no longer be delayed.Qiao Lingfeng could only stop asking questions, and followed the makeup artist to touch up the makeup.The scene was well-prepared. As soon as he, the leading actor, came out, the filming started on the right track.

Xu Maomao is still afraid of the snake. Although he has worked very hard to cooperate, he still looks too nervous in the close-up on the screen. In the end, the director decided to let the shit shoveler cooperate with the scene.

The suppressed jealousy in Shen Yu's heart finally eased a lot when he accompanied Xu Maomao into the camera.Some shots that didn't require Qiao Lingfeng to show his face were all replaced by Shen Yu. Even after the shooting, some people came to ask Shen Yu if he wanted to make a debut, because he was tall, handsome and extravagant, and no matter in reality or on camera, his The appearance is not compromised, and it can fully stand the test of the high-definition screen.

Of course, Shen Yu declined, he had long been used to this kind of invitation, and the reasoning behind his refusal was a set pattern.

It only took one day for the advertisement to be filmed smoothly, and the next step is post-production, submission for review, and after a while, it will be able to hit the stars and bombard the eyeballs!

After Xu Maomao went back, he carefully asked the group leader if he should quit the cat group now that his identity as a human was exposed.

As a result, the group leader made a very overbearing sentence.

[狻猊]: How can the group in this seat retreat as soon as they want?

[Oscar]: But I'm not a real cat

[狻猊]: Isn’t the bell still on your neck? It recognizes you as my compatriot

【狻猊】: Human, this is your honor

Xu Maomao didn't understand its brain circuit very well, and thought that it would appear less often in the future, but Suan Ni Qiqi Ai Ai added:

[狻猊]: There are not many cats in the group who can pay the love value...

[Oscar]: ...

He just knew it!The group leader's urination is definitely worthless, so he refuses to let the cat go.

But Xu Maomao is still very grateful that Suan Ni didn't kick him. After all, there are many beautiful, warm and interesting memories in the group, such as the beautiful and generous goddess Ala Lei, the enthusiastic rice, the cute little Migu, etc., and even always take advantage of the group Michelle, who is driving secretly in the absence of the Lord, is very cute.

Xu Maomao very consciously agreed to hand over all the upgrades to him in the future, treating it as thanks to the cat group for taking care of him during his time as a cat.Not long after this incident, there was a new movement in the shopping mall in the group. Xu Maomao spent 200 million to upgrade the reward section in the shopping mall. He suddenly changed from a middle class to abject poverty. He should not have the energy to buy any changes in a short time Body potion.

The cats don't know that Oscar is actually a human being, and they line up to call for his promotion as always, making Xu Maomao feel guilty.

Suan Ni did not reveal his secrets, but rarely appeared in the group, and finally quietly promoted Heimang to the administrator of the group, announcing in the group that he was going to travel around the world next.

The news of the big cat's entry into the WTO spread like wildfire, causing a wave of turmoil in the demon world.

All the monsters sighed with emotion: At the end of the year, the bosses are also collecting protection fees, everyone pay attention during this time!Be a monster with your tail between your legs first!

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The advertisement finally appeared on the prime time of each David TV before the annual holiday, why can it be on the prime time?This is also thanks to the father of radio and television. Dad feels that public service advertisements promote the concept of responsibility of young people, so he is forced to bombard the audience between [-]:[-] and [-]:[-] in the evening.

Among the many brainwashing advertisements that say, "My family doesn't accept gifts this year, but if I accept gifts, I will accept white spirits", "New Year's will be barking!", and every year's blessings, enjoy silky smoothness", it is already considered a little fresh.Of course, the advertisement itself is indeed of excellent quality and texture, the shooting is handsome and cute, and the audience's response is very good, otherwise what Xu Maomao gained would not be the love value, but the dislike value.

Because there are many pets appearing in this advertisement, and one of the protagonists, Xu Maomao, has a bell hanging around his neck, which is obviously a supernatural power. Therefore, within a few days after it was broadcast, it went from being popular in the world to the world of demons, especially in cats. The world caused an uproar.

"This cat seems to have the right to speak!"

"They're all from the puppet family, can they go and join them?"

"Forget it, I heard that the 狻猊 is in City B, so let's keep a low profile. Last time I ate a fish that was about to mature. I was not allowed to go to the labor camp after Master Suan Ni found out..."

Many cats are very interested in Xu Maomao, but they are afraid to visit because Suan Ni sits in City B.

Of course, there are also some courageous old monsters. Not only are they not afraid of the existence of the big boss Suanni, but they hear it coming out of the mountain, and they are happy to prepare to descend from the sky...