A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

Shen Yu's eyelids twitched, and his face was gloomy: "When? Who poisoned you?"

Xu Maomao licked his paw again, and continued to write: "Christmas Eve, after you went out to order, a weird waiter came in and said that there was a new product tasting event. Hard lumps, and then passed out!"

He wrote very fast, his handwriting was scribbled, and he even wrote only half of some complicated words, but Shen Yu, who had already obtained the cat language translation certificate, quickly understood.

"How can you eat indiscriminately!" Shen Yu scolded, "Didn't your parents tell you that you can't eat indiscriminately from strangers?"

Xu Maomao drooped like a child admitting his mistake. In that environment, the waiter was wearing a uniform and the restaurant's logo was printed on the plate. How could a normal person think of being poisoned?

"I'll take you for a physical examination now."

Shen Yu didn't dare to delay, she quickly went downstairs as soon as she hugged him, and drove to the pet hospital in a hurry.

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Pet Hospital.

"What happened to your cat?"

Shen Yu: "It has been poisoned, please check it in detail."

The front desk stared in disbelief at the lively, slick and obviously very pampered puppet cat in his hands. He suspected that he was a handsome and crazy adopter, but he still said: "Okay, okay, please wait a moment."

So Xu Maomao was pressed by a bunch of nurses for examination, blood was drawn, mouth was checked, and even the little chrysanthemum was checked. The picture was very heavy...

Xu Maomao was about to die of shame. When he was a cat, he was actually held down and took a bath, but now that Shen Yu knew his real body, how could he let the other party watch him being poked at Daisy by the nurses with cotton swabs!

"Meow meow meow!" The male god, please avoid QAQ!

Shen Yu cared about it but was confused and refused to leave, so Xu Maomao struggled desperately and refused to cooperate no matter what.The nurses had no choice but to discuss with the excrement shoveler: "You should go out first, it looks very shy, hehe, a real humanized kitten."

Shen Yu: "..."

"Meow!" Listen to the nurse!

"Okay, I'll go out, be good." Shen Yu patted his head, his eyes darkened, thinking that if there was any mistake after the inspection, he would never let that waiter go.

Not long after, Xu Maomao's examination results came out. There was nothing wrong with it, except that there were signs of alcohol consumption. In addition, he ate too much raw and cold fish and had a little indigestion.The nurses laughed and said, "You are really nervous about your cat. In fact, we thought it was healthy from the moment it entered the hospital. Few cats can match its condition. How could it be poisoned?"

Xu Maomao tilted his head, both relieved and puzzled, could it be that what he ate was really arctic shellfish?Is the hard lump an illusion of his memory confusion?As for the coma, maybe it really was the iced wine?

Shen Yu worried about the examination results and asked in detail. He didn't understand many terms, but he listened very carefully. He didn't thank all the nurses until he confirmed that there was nothing wrong with him, and took Xu Maomao away.

But when he was sitting in the car and ready to start, he still had a thoughtful look on his face.

"It won't be that simple," Shen Yu said to himself, "I'll investigate this matter." After all, when won't the so-called "new product Yusheng" be given away, but only when he leaves the box?And he didn't seem to see any promotion about the new Yusheng in the store.

So their car turned a corner and headed for the restaurant.

At this time, the restaurant was not open for meals, and there were very few people there, but Shen Yu bumped into an acquaintance unexpectedly.

"Qiao Lingfeng?"

Qiao Daxing was hiding in the corner, sitting furtively with his head down.Hearing someone told him to turn his face in surprise, he was relieved to see that it was his friend, and quickly raised a finger: "Shh! Why are you shouting so loudly!"

"I'm not being loud." Shen Yu frowned, and sat down opposite him, "You don't have to worry about fans in this restaurant, so you can eat your meal with peace of mind."

Qiao Lingfeng snorted, saw Oscar in his arms, and immediately wanted to hug him away with a smile, but was knocked off by Shen Yu, hum, don't touch his Xu Maomao as soon as he comes up!

"Hey, can't you hug my little baby?"

"It's not yours, it's mine, how many times do I need to say it?" Shen Yu said coldly.

"Be stingy!"

Xu Maomao also glared at Shen Yu, then took the initiative to get up from the shit shovel officer's arms, and handed the paw to Qiao Lingfeng.

Qiao Lingfeng's breathing was short of breath, and he was so cute that he just wanted to roll on the floor.

[Get the love value +500 from Qiao Lingfeng]

"Meow." Hehe, Qiao Daxing is still so surprising, male god, don't hinder me from making a small amount of money, learn from others!

Shen Yu squinted his eyes, but looking at Xu Maomao's delighted eyes, he probably guessed that he wanted to earn Qiao Lingfeng's popularity. Although he was a bit appetizing, the second-hand Qiao Lingfeng had never been too threatening in his heart, so he could only press down. My own jealousy allows Xu Maomao to act cute with other men.

"You don't work in the pet store during the day, so you travel so far to eat?" Qiao Lingfeng asked.

"Something happened." When Shen Yu mentioned the suspected poisoning, Qiao Lingfeng also became terrified, "Hey, my little Oscar was poisoned?"

Shen Yu: "Help me take care of him." After finishing speaking, he said worriedly, "Don't kiss my cat indiscriminately."

Qiao Ling angrily lowered his head and pursed his lips while he turned around, trying to plot against Oscar, but Oscar very cleverly blocked his flaming red lips with his paw, which was full of refusal!

"Meow!" People want to guard themselves like jade.

Qiao Lingfeng deliberately smirked and said: "Oscar, you little goblin dare to reject me? Look at me, the domineering president, and rape you!"

Xu Maomao looked at him with contempt, and easily jumped away from the clutches.

Qiao Lingfeng: "..."

Very good, this is a puppet cat, now you can only watch it from a distance but not play it up close.

Shen Yu dropped the big star who was waiting for dinner, and went to find the manager on duty today.

Because many of the people who come to this restaurant are famous and expensive, when the manager heard that someone pretended to be a waiter in the restaurant to deliver food to the guests on Christmas Day, even when it was suspected of poisoning, he himself was terrified without pressure from Shen Yu, so he hurriedly started Check the schedule for the day.

Fortunately, the staff on duty that day was the same as today, so it is very convenient to check for suspicious objects.

Seeing the manager interrogating there, all the clerks denied it, so Shen Yu hugged Xu Maomao and said to him, "Oscar, can you identify who it is?"

The manager sweated profusely: "How can this cat understand..."

Shen Yu's faint tone could not conceal the pride: "My cat is different."

Everyone was worried that they would be pointed out, but at the same time stood still curiously and let Xu Maomao identify him.

Xu Maomao scanned everyone's faces, but none of them matched the waiter in his memory, so he shook his head: "Meow~" It's not them.

Shen Yu frowned: "No?"

Manager: "Is there something wrong? Are you sure that our store delivered food to your cat without permission? But we didn't have any new product rewards at all that day..."

Shen Yu said in a deep voice, "Look at the surveillance video."

This was indeed the most intuitive method, and the manager continued to apply for replay monitoring to his superiors, who hurriedly agreed after learning of Shen Yu's identity.

As a result, it was seen in the surveillance that night that a waiter indeed entered the box that Shen Yu had reserved.

The waiter had a tall and straight figure, because the light was relatively dim and he couldn't see his face clearly, but he could tell from his figure that he was not from the store.He also did wear a uniform and carried the tray, so no one else noticed at the time.

And since he went in, the clips that didn't appear in the video until closing time or even until the next day, seemed to have evaporated from the world.As for how he appeared in the first place, because the selling point of the store is "relaxation, concealment, and privacy", so the number of cameras is not large, and there are many dead spots. After scanning all the clips of the day, it is impossible to see when he How to enter and exit the store.

Shen Yu entered the box again, examined the small layout, and finally set his eyes on the window.If there is no other explanation, it can only be proved that he escaped from the window.But this window...

The waiter was about the same size as him. Shen Yu took a visual inspection and felt that his shoulders couldn't get through at all. Could it be that the body was so soft that he could shrink? !

Seeing that the investigation did not yield any results, Xu Maomao felt that there was nothing serious about his body at the moment, and lightly bit Shen Yu's trousers in a peaceful mind: "Meow~~" It's okay, I'm fine anyway.

Well-behaved and sensible, it makes people feel distressed and gritted their teeth with anger.Shen Yu picked him up and stroked his hair, and said to the manager with a wooden face: "You need to strengthen management here! There are too few cameras!"

"Yes, yes, what Mr. Shen said was that it was our fault this time. In order to compensate us, we contracted you to take out Yusheng for the next week." The manager apologized repeatedly.

When Xu Maomao heard it, he immediately beamed and smiled, and the takeaway for a week is also~~

That greedy look in his eyes made Shen Yu wonder if he was starving him, or was Xu Maomao actually a foodie?

When leaving, Qiao Lingfeng ran over to rub against Shen Yu's car.He came here this time to pack some fish and take it home for himself and the cat to enjoy. It happened that his home was not far away, so Shen Yu agreed to give him a ride.

On the way, Qiao Lingfeng repeated the old saying: "Ayu, you see, the little baby is frightened, do you want to let it come to my house for a few days~ Oscar, do you think it is good? There are many delicious and fun things in Qiao's father's house, and there is a very powerful one recently. The shit-shoveling officer will take care of you!"

Shen Yu snorted coldly: "Oscar, shake your head and show him."

Xu Maomao: God, why are you so naive!

But Xu Maomao still saved face, and shook his head decisively. Qiao Lingfeng continued to recommend: "There is really a new excrement shoveler. My cat likes him. He seems to be able to speak cat language. Hahahahaha, my eldest Mi Xiaomi is so sticky that he almost doesn't want me anymore!"

Shen Yu: "Who? Your partner?"

"It's a new part-time worker I hired. He can't do anything. The more he cleans, the more messy he gets. But since he came, my cat has been active a lot and is very clingy to him. When I was about to fire him, he was big and small. Still hugging his leg to prevent me from firing him!" Qiao Lingfeng sighed, "I have no choice but to keep him, he has no place to live, and now he has become a full-time excrement shovel officer for my masters."

"That's a good thing, you're also busy with work." Shen Yu replied absent-mindedly.

"Why don't you come to my place and let Oscar play with Big Mi and Xiao Mi?" Qiao Lingfeng said, and actually made a phone call.

"Hello? Leo? Hee hee, I'll bring a friend and his cat back, can you play with me~" Qiao Lingfeng smiled, as if he was complaining about something, he hurriedly said, "It's not a cat party, just It's just a cat, I know that the cat party activities two days ago made you hard~ What friend? It's Shen Yu, I told you..."

Before Qiao Lingfeng finished speaking, he replied impatiently: "No! I'm too tired today! I'm going to resign!"

The voice was so loud that even Xu Maomao and Shen Yu could hear it. This voice...why is it so familiar?Where did I hear it?

——It seems to be, cat fairy!

Qiao Lingfeng was dumbfounded: "Hey, don't! Well, I won't take them to bother you today, I know you have worked hard these days."

After hanging up the phone, Qiao Lingfeng said distressedly: "Forget it, let's do it next time. It's really troublesome for him these few days. I just sent away the manager's Gugu yesterday. He took care of Gugu's diarrhea..."

Qiao Lingfeng was nagging, and Xu Maomao suddenly jumped into his arms to reach for his mobile phone.

"What are you doing baby?"

"Meow meow!" I want to hear that person's voice again.

Qiao Lingfeng didn't understand what he meant, so he smiled and coaxed the agitated cat: "Oscar, be good~ Do you miss my big and little ones? Let me show you them."

This move was counterproductive, allowing Xu Maomao to see the photo of the part-time worker holding Big Mi and Xiao Mi.

The person in the photo looks cute, but it’s not the face that Xu Maomao imagined. Then I swipe the next photo and found that it’s a close-up headshot of that person. The same appearance also eliminated the suspicion.So he turned his head with a lack of interest, and didn't bother to care about others.

After bidding farewell to Qiao Lingfeng, who was bibaji, the two went home. Shen Yu was worried that his "remaining poison had not disappeared", so he let him have a good rest, and made him a light pilaf meal before going to work.

Xu Maomao was idle and bored, so he told the friends in the red envelope group about this matter.

[Oscar]: Tell you a terrible thing

[Rice]: Tell me!

[Oscar]: Last time I went out with the shit shoveler, I was cheated by a stranger

[Rice]: Could it be that he tricked you into eating the canned food?Shameless human beings!

[Oscar]: No == he lied to me by disguising a piece of unknown object as an arctic shell. When I ate it, it was still an arctic shell, and it turned into hard lumps in my mouth!

[Fat Mimi]: Don't be poisoned, some human beings are very bad, and they will give us small dried fish mixed with drugs as a tribute!

[Migu]: Brother Fat Mimi, isn't this true?Scared!

[Fat Mimi]: It’s true, I did it in the school I stayed at before, and then I left that hot chicken school

[Migu]: Why did they do this?

[Fat Mimi]: Maybe she wants to seek power and usurp the throne?

[Rice]: With all due respect, it is our noble blood that determines our status, and human beings are still too clumsy!

The cat group echoed one after another, and the topic was distorted.

After the turmoil of the bloodline passed, [Arale] instructed: Everyone, be careful about feeding strangers, especially Oscar, you may be targeted by some evil force!

Xu Maomao was funny and moved, and quickly replied: Thank you for your concern, but I checked my body and nothing happened

After typing this sentence, Xu Maomao felt his throat itch. It is dry in winter, and the house with the heating on is exacerbating the dryness. Dry and itchy throat is a common thing. He temporarily left the chat group and ran to drink water.

All the cats in the chat group were discussing how to avoid poisoning, but there was only one cat.

【Heimang】:...

【Heimang】: ………

[Heimang]: ……………! ! !

Why did things get misunderstood to this extent? !It felt necessary to clarify!