A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

When I came to the house, I found that there were two anti-theft systems on the door, one of which was a combination lock.

"Do you still remember the password?" Shen Yu looked at him.

"Meow!" Of course I remembered.

Since the lock was too high, Shen Yu picked him up to be level with the keyboard, and watched him carefully enter the password with his paws...

As soon as the door was pushed open, Xu Maomao couldn't wait to rush in!

I haven't been home for a long time!

Awwhhhh, I miss my single sofa, my workbench, my small computer and red-axis keyboard!

Seeing the cat excitedly plopped down on the very soft sofa, and then sneezed from the dust, Shen Yu laughed sullenly and reminded: "Look for any clues, maybe Oscar left something behind. hint?"

Xu Maomao's spirit was shaken, he quickly jumped up and began to sniff around the room carefully with his nose.

He loves cleanliness very much, the house is always tidy, Mao Daxian didn’t make his house dirty and messy, except that there was a set of his pajamas on the bed that was not folded, it was the clothes he was wearing a moment ago, and now it is messy Spread out on the bedding.Xu Maomao pulled his clothes, saw a few hairs floating on them, and subconsciously wanted to clean them up.

As long as people lose their hair, the difference is that young people can grow back hair loss, and Mediterranean groups can only support cities in rural areas.

As a result, as soon as his claws touched his hair, his whole body felt a slight electric shock. He couldn't tell what it was, it seemed to touch the trembling feeling deep in his soul, but before he had time to delve into the weird feeling, A long-lost bell rang in my ear.

It is different from the time of obtaining favorite value, this bell sounds like the beeping sound from a human mobile phone after dialing, could it be...

Ding, connected!A slightly grumpy, familiar voice came from the other end—that cat Daxian!

"Meow? How can you, a human, contact me!" Mao Daxian exclaimed over there, "Human, have you sneaked back to your home?"

Xu Maomao was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped: "Meow meow!"

Mao Daxian, I finally found you QAQ, yes I am at my home now, when will you come back!

Cat Fairy: "Why can you go back? Cats have to stay at home obediently. As a cat, how can you run around! Could it be that my dear shit shoveler abandoned you?"

That's right, how can cats run around, so can you come back quickly, big brother?Xu Maomao complained frantically in his heart, and said pitifully: "I didn't abandon it, it was your shit shovel officer who brought me here..."

"How is it possible? He never took me out," sounded very jealous, "...Could it be that you told my shit-shoveling officer our secret!"

Xu Maomao meowed: "He found out by himself, can you return your body to me quickly?"

"Damn it! You human being actually broke our agreement not to leak the secret!" Oscar cried out unhappily.

Mao Daxian and we have no agreement, it is obvious that you unilaterally forcibly took away my body.Xu Maomao said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, but I can't do anything. Your shit-shoveling officer is too scheming. When can you change your body back?"

Mao Daxian snorted angrily and said, "I'm not happy, I won't return it! I think your skin fits you well! It fits my soul consciousness very well, and it blends seamlessly!" That natural tone seemed to be It looks like it should be worn that day.

Xu Maomao screamed as his tail was stepped on: "Meow!" What?What is a good fit? !

This voice startled Shen Yu: "What's wrong?"

How could Xu Maomao have time to talk to him, and screamed: "No, no, no, no, no, no, sing! That's my body! How could you do this! Give it back to me!"

Mao Daxian was silent for a moment: "I still need to borrow your skin for a while, I have something to do, hum, don't contact me privately in the future!"

Saying that, it "hangs up" the thousand-mile sound transmission, and with a jingle, everything returns to calm.

This made Xu Maomao angry!

What do you mean it feels fit? It's because your body is not just a random piece of clothing!Is it trying to borrow it and not return it!Do you want to be a cat all your life?

Xu Maomao thought carefully and was terrified!

Shen Yu also saw that something was wrong with him, bent down and patted his head: "What's wrong with you, you kept meowing just now."

It's all your cat's fault!The savage master you raised!

Xu Maomao, angry and aggrieved, dipped his paws in some water, and then drew on the floor.

[I just talked to Oscar, and he said he would not return his body to me]

I have to say that writing with paws is much more convenient than typing on a keyboard.

Shen Yu was surprised: "Can you talk to it? Where is it?"

[Talk in consciousness, don't know where]

Xu Maomao finished writing aggrievedly, and gave Shen Yu a quick look, with words asking for comfort and some accusations all over his face.

"Meow!" Blame you, blame you, blame you!Your cat is spoiled lawlessly by you!

Shen Yu smiled lightly and picked him up, stroking him along his fur, as simple as the owner pampering his own cat.

Xu Maomao lost his temper after being shunned, and with a tender meow, he jumped out of his embrace with a blushing face.He is not as big-hearted as Shen Yu, and he still remembers his own identity!Shen Yu may have done so with peace of mind because of his current appearance.

"By the way," Shen Yu thought of a suspicious point, "You don't look like you can keep in touch with my Oscar?"

no!Speaking of this, Xu Maomao became angry. When he first became a cat, he touched the bell countless times and tried to talk to Mao Daxian, but there was no news, but he could contact him as soon as he got home today?

Is it because of the reason of "returning to the original residence"?

However, he quickly denied this guess, because if he could contact him when he got home, he should have responded as soon as he entered the door, so it must not be the reason, could it be... Xu Maomao's eyes stopped on the dress, as if it was I dialed because I touched my hair!

So he used his paws on the bed to pull out a few strands of hair, and sure enough, a bell rang in his ears.

However, he was quickly hung up by the other party, and then a notification sound came: I hate it!Oscar has blocked you!

Xu Maomao: ...It's quite a black technology, even has a blocking program.

But now he understands a little bit, maybe the reason for the call is to touch the things on his original body?

With this guess, Xu Maomao experimented with many things at home, and sure enough, he did not respond when he encountered ordinary things, only things that touched his body could activate the call, such as hair and nail clippings etc.

Although it is still on the blacklist, it provides a way for Xu Maomao to contact Mao Daxian. Maybe one day he will be able to contact it again!

Shen Yu looked puzzled at the puppet cat under his feet and suddenly cheered up, jumping up and down on the mattress and quilt, and licking his paws, carefully collecting the scattered hair scattered on the bed, and then using A small bag was packed, and a pair of bright eyes looked at him, and put the bag into his hand.

"For me?" Shen Yu asked.

"Meow!" No, I want you to hold it for me.

Shen Yu narrowed her eyes slowly, her lips moved.

Xu Maomao didn't know, so he scratched his side with his small paws, making a "pretending" movement, thinking that if he still can't understand such a simple sign language, then his male god is a fool!

Shen Yu stared at him steadily for several seconds before putting the small bag into the coat pocket with a complicated expression.

Xu Maomao, Xu Maomao, will you send me your hair?Do you know what this means?Um?

"Meow." Xu Maomao meowed with a smile.Please keep it safe for me!

Ever since, a beautiful misunderstanding full of ambiguity started from that clump of broken hair, like a seed exuding a sweet smell that took root in the heart of Shen Yu, who also has the same brain power max...

The two of them investigated in the house for a long time, and Xu Maomao was shocked to find that a small piece of his small treasury had been stolen quietly—his wallet was empty, but it was not much, just a few thousand yuan, presumably Mao Daxian took it away.It can go out for so many days with such a small amount of money, can't it be a meal and a camp?Hey, don't waste his pampered body!That is the capital of his struggle!Fortunately, the call just now sounded like Mao Daxian was still very angry, so he finally felt relieved.

Xu Maomao was a little frustrated, but Shen Yu didn't think so.

He calmly said: "Even if my Oscar is playful, it doesn't matter if he refuses to return his body for a while, it will come back one day, right? Just catch it when the time comes."

caught?He is a real cat demon!Besides, it is hard for us to predict when it will come back.

Xu Maomao meowed suspiciously, what are you going to do?

Shen Yu thought for a moment in silence, then said slowly: "In fact, it is enough to install a camera and an alarm system at the door of your house, and connect the program to my mobile phone..."

Just like what he did to Xu Maomao.

Xu Maomao: "..." The male god Da Da seems to like spying on the screen very much, it would be a pity not to do investigation.

"It just so happened that I brought the previous camera with me today just in case." Shen Yu said with a well-prepared tone, he dug out the camera embedded in the doll from his carry-on bag, and then eagerly searched for it in the house. A hidden spot suitable for security.

Xu Maomao thought in shock, just in case something happens!Male god, your old profession is really in the direction of investigation, right?Tell me honestly, are you having an affair with the camera?

Shen Yu finally secured the three cameras, facing the entrance in three directions, there is absolutely no dead angle, as long as the cat fairy comes back, a reminder will be triggered immediately, and Shen Yu will receive an alarm and a live broadcast of the video at the first time.

The Cat Immortal who was somewhere on the earth, suddenly felt cold behind him and shivered...

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Since she completely lost her vest, the life of one person and one cat has changed slightly.

Change [-]: Xu Maomao is honest, he doesn't dare to hug him as presumptuously as before, and he absolutely dare not think about eating tofu.

Change [-]: Shen Yu went into the bathroom and knew the door was closed...

Everything else remains the same, Shen Yu is not relentless when it's time to pluck the hair, if Xu Maomao resists, he will justly say: "You are my cat now."

If Xu Maomao still resisted, he would still threaten and lure: "Do you still want my popularity?"

Xu Maomao: ...I think so.

Mosquito meat is also meat, so I had to lie down obediently, revealing my furry belly.

Shen Yu put his hand on it contentedly.

[From Shen Yu's favorite value +200]

Huh, the shit shovel officer finally knows how to let go of his emotions!

In this way, after a while, Xu Maomao checked, and his favorite value has reached 1000 million, and he can open the mall!

He couldn't wait to enter the chat group, ready to report the good news to the group leader. Unexpectedly, the group was also very lively this day, and many cats who were always smashed thousands of feet deep and couldn't be blown up on weekdays were bubbling.

【狻猊】: Hey hey hey!This seat is going to announce a big happy event every day!The annual surprise night is here!Although we are in different places, we are in the same group at the moment, so I feel it is necessary to celebrate!

ps: Cats have already held two surprise nights in succession, so we cats must not lag behind!

Suan Ni is always very attached to Wang Xingren, Xu Maomao thought to himself that no matter how old and wise he is, the discord between cats and dogs is still deeply ingrained.

Say, surprise night?What it is?

[Oscar]: Just a weak question, can you explain the surprise night to us young cats?

[Rice] quietly sent a private chat: The surprise night is the birthday of the group leader, the day after tomorrow...

Xu Maomao: ...

【狻猊】: Good question!Surprise night is my birthday!However, I have already applied to the Monster Administration to make this day a carnival night for our cat clan, so not only will I not accept gifts from you on this day, but I will send gifts to everyone!

For Suan Ni, who is usually stingy and only sends out red envelopes and only sends out her own photo, this is really generous and maddening!

Xu Maomao had an idea and sent a line of words.

[Oscar]: So it's like Christmas for humans?Are you that Santa Claus?

【狻猊】: What is Santa Claus?

[Ala Lei] is a knowledgeable person, so he popularized science in the group, and he popularized science in a decent way: Santa Claus is a god who distributes gifts, but not only Santa Claus sends gifts, but humans also send gifts to each other , very interesting

[狻猊]: Alright, then it’s decided, our cat alliance red envelope group will also have a good first surprise night!

And according to Brother Rice’s reminder, the surprise night will be the day after tomorrow. Xu Maomao counts, December 24th, Christmas Eve~