A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

Xu Maomao's hand speed for 25 years of being single is not a show, he is good at grabbing red envelopes, and he often acted as the red envelope king in the author group back then.Of course, there are a lot of snatches and a lot of postings. Xu Maomao posts one almost every day.

However, this red envelope is a bit weird. In the past, the red envelopes from the penguin group always displayed the amount directly, but this red envelope only shows that it came from the group member [Rice].

Someone in the crowd wailed.

[Migu]: Whoever is so fast, I didn't catch it

[Michelle]: I got it, a whole can

[Mimihu]: pull hatred, despise.jpg

[Fat Mimi]: Despise +1

[Daily]: +2

[Abu]: +3

……

Those who didn't grab it started to swipe the screen, Xu Maomao was even more curious about what he had snatched, so he found Return, My Backpack on the interface, and poked it in to have a look.

The wallet page becomes like a big backpack in an online game, with one grid at a time, and the pages can be turned at the bottom.

In the first compartment is what looks like a piece of meat.Xu Maomao moved his paw over the grid, and a line of words floated on it.

【Premium canned cat food】

Canned cat food, only one bite?

Is this what he snatched just now?

At this time, the screen swiping in the group had reached 99+, and the group owner seemed to be angry, and started to mute all members.

[狻猊]: @All members, meaningless screen swiping is prohibited in this group, if you don’t grab it, practice more cat-pushing sticks.Now let me tell you about the rules of this group.

[狻猊]: As we all know, cats had a Wangjie chat group as early as half a year ago, and we cats naturally can’t lag behind. There are currently [-] cats in this group, and it will continue to increase in the future. We are determined to be the largest in the cat world. chat group!The main purpose of the group is to make it easier for everyone to communicate with each other, and to ask everyone to be united and friendly, and to prohibit screen swiping, quarreling, and public chatting.

PS: The public chat in the group is free, and the private chat has ten favorite points, and the number of words does not exceed [-].

...What is the favorite value?

Xu Maomao stared at these three words in bewilderment, and suddenly remembered that when he entered the page just now, there were similar words displayed in the header of the page, so he looked up, and sure enough, there was a line above:

【Current favorite value: 150】

He clearly remembered that it was 250!Why is that 100 gone?

At this moment, Suan Ni lifted the ban and sent out a red envelope.

When the red and golden red envelope appeared on the page, Xu Maomao immediately poked it reflexively, but he didn't poke it the second time because a dialog box popped up. This time he finally saw the content of the dialog box clearly. content.

[The red envelope from '狻猊', the draw needs to deduct 100 favorite points, do you want to draw?whether】

It turns out that if you grab a red envelope, you have to deduct the favorite value. Although I don't know what the favorite value is, Xu Maomao hesitates. 100 seems to be a lot, should I draw it?Forget it, you can smoke as you like, and you don’t need money.

After clicking Confirm, I quickly returned to the backpack, and saw that there was an extra item in the second grid, which seemed to be... a picture?

The paw imitates the fingers to twirl on the page. When you zoom in, it is really a picture. The picture is a domineering cat. The shooting angle is from bottom to top, which looks majestic.

But, this is just a picture!Consumed his 100 favorite points!Although he still doesn't know what the favorite value is, but the current balance is only fifty!I can't grab a few red envelopes!

[狻猊]: Thank you for your support, this is my jade photo, everyone is welcome to collect it.

[Schrödinger's Meow]: Tuiyan!so expensive

【Fat Mimi】: Vomit.gif

[Administrator] has banned [Fat Mimi] for 24 hours.

Xu Maomao silently deleted the "vomit + 1" in the input box. He believed that there must be many cats who behaved like him.

The group fell silent, and no cat dared to make a sound.

[狻猊]: I forgot to say, it is forbidden to attack the group leader cat physically

[狻猊]: @米米, why is your kitten so stingy, miser, can’t you distribute canned food one by one, I only grabbed half of it.

【Rice】：QAQ

This is a double-standard cat. It is only allowed to set fire to itself, and the people are not allowed to light lamps.

Probably because he was afraid that the group leader would silence him, Rice obediently gave Suan Ni an exclusive red envelope.

【狻猊】Unceremoniously accepted the bribe and went offline contentedly.

Only then did the crowd become lively.

[Rice]: My baby is suffering, I just sent ten cans of QAQ to the group leader

[Xiaoxuetuan]: touch, I sympathize with you

[Xiaoxuetuan] sent an exclusive red envelope to [Rice]

[Sweet] sent an exclusive red envelope to [Rice]

[Rice]: Thank you two ladies QAQ

Yes, the relationship has climbed up.

All kinds of water started to appear in the group, brothers, sisters, younger brothers and younger sisters meowed at each other, and the relationship was in a mess.

He didn't want to see these cats discussing such meaningless topics as their own hair and cat food, but he was worried that someone would give red envelopes, so he bit the bullet and watched for a while.

After climbing relatives, they brag about their assets to each other.

[Xiaoxuetuan]: Let me tell you, I have [-] favorite points

【Rice】: I have ten thousand

【Arale】: 0.0

[Xiaoxuetuan]: How many people are there upstairs?

[Ala Lei]: Well, more than 2000 million

Rice and other friends: Shocked.jpg

[Rice]: I thought I was very powerful with a household of ten thousand yuan. It seems that poverty limits my imagination.

Xu Maomao watched silently, thought for a while, and then raised his paw to type a line.

[Oscar]: Excuse me, what is the favorite value?friendly.jpg

There was silence in the group.

[Mimihu]: Where did this bumpkin come from?Just got the Alliance Bell?

The alliance bell refers to the thing on his neck, Xu Maomao said with a spirit of not being ashamed to ask: yes.

[Rice]: Oh, the love value is the degree of human love for us. For example, if a shit shovel officer touches it, he will get ten love points.

[Ala Lei]: This value is based on human personality and emotional depth. For example, if my shit shovel officer touches it, he will get anywhere from one hundred to one thousand.

[Rice]: Envious, your shit shoveler must love you very much

【Ala Lei】: shy.jpg

Xu Maomao understood, to put it simply, it is to make people like them.The stronger people's liking for them is, the more liking points they get.

I don't know how many values ​​Shen Yu can get if he touches himself?He should really love this cat, Xu Maomao thought blushingly, and decided to play cute with Shen Yu tonight.As for morality and so on, wait until you turn back into a human and pick it up again.

The cats in the group are very active and keep swimming.Xu Maomao peeked at the screen with open eyelids, and got other information about the bell. It turns out that the bell is really not an ordinary thing. Only cats can see it. It is issued by the Cat Demon Association, and not all cats can get it. , it seems that a certain opportunity or qualification is required, but Xu Maomao doesn't quite understand what it is.

There is a setting on the bell, which can make a voice broadcast when the favorite value is collected, and there is no need to manually check it.

Xu Maomao played with it for a while, and saw that there were no cats in the group giving red envelopes, so he withdrew and took a nap on the sofa.Cats are very sleepy creatures, especially when the sun is shining on them.

In the evening, Shen Yu came back.

Xu Maomao was awakened by the movement of the door, and as soon as he got up, he saw Shen Yu taking off his coat, revealing his beautiful body wrapped in a tight sweater.

(ˉ﹃ˉ) Want to step on, want to lick.

Do what you want, who told me to be a cat now.

Xu Maomao stretched vigorously, then jumped up from the sofa and rushed to Shen Yu's feet.Shen Yu naturally picked him up.

[Get the favorite value +20 from 'Shen Yu']

Shen Yu nodded her nose.

[Get the favorite value +10 from 'Shen Yu']

Wow, I got 30 all at once!

Xu Maomao plucked up his courage, and stuck out his small tongue to lick the smooth face of the male god who was close at hand.

Unexpectedly, Shen Yu frowned, and the love value did not increase.

Does he not like my kiss?

Xu Maomao's eyes widened in grievance, but he didn't expect this expression to please Shen Yu.

[Get the favorite value +50 from 'Shen Yu']

Xu Maomao: ...

I really don't understand the cuteness of the shit shovel officer.

Shen Yu put him down, went into the bedroom and changed into home clothes, and then made dinner. Similarly, Xu Maomao once again refused the canned wet food he poured, and Shen Yu reluctantly cooked delicious fish soup with rice for him.

One person and one cat squatted down in front of the dining table in an orderly manner, and settled the dinner in a harmonious and friendly manner.After eating, Xu Maomao took the initiative to pick up his rice bowl and sent it to the kitchen. Shen Yu showed a surprised and loving look, and cleaned it carefully before starting to pack his own bowl and chopsticks.However, the way he cleaned it up really stunned the cat. He just threw all the used dishes, including those used in the morning, into the sink, soaked them in boiling water, but didn't wash them.

Xu Maomao silently lowered his head and stared at his cat's paw, thinking about whether he should help next time.

Shen Yu went into the room again and changed into a new set of house clothes - in fact, the set he had just now was very clean, not even a bit greasy.Then he lay on the sofa, held him in his arms, stroked the cat with one hand, and swiped his mobile phone with the other, selected a name from the address book and pressed the dial button.

Xu Maomao glanced at the name on the screen: Zhong Xiang.

Zhong Xiang was the middleman who introduced the two of them, why did Shen Yu call him?Could it be that Shen Yu wants to go on a blind date again?

snort.Xu Maomao felt chilled in his heart, staring intently at Shen Yu's handsome face, really reluctant to transfer it to other little bastards!

But Shen Yu said to Zhong Xiang: "Zhong Xiang, can you ask me about that Xu Maomao again? I think he is cute, but he deleted me."

"Meow!" said me too!Xu Maomao was shocked, and his ears were pricked up to listen carefully.

Zhong Xiang didn't know what to say, Shen Yu frowned.

"He said nothing and refused to give me a chance?"

"...My Oscar is very well-behaved, and he was just abandoned by his master, and he has just recovered. I really don't feel relieved to hand it over to someone else..."

"...Okay, I see." Shen Yu hung up the phone, then looked down at Xu Maomao, "Good boy, dad won't give you away."

Xu Maomao was both happy and unhappy.The male god is very responsible, but since he has a cat, it is impossible to reconcile this contradiction.

After coming down one night, she was touched and hugged by Shen Yu.He actually earned nearly [-] likes.

What made Xu Maomao even more delighted was that Shen Yu even took him to bed and slept with him.

Looking at the male god's sleeping face, Xu Maomao happily covered the hot cat's face, but when he thought of Shen Yu petting the cat and eating and sleeping together, he thought regretfully, if he could successfully transform back into a human, and without such Just a cat is fine!

Thinking of this, Xu Maomao quietly entered the chat group. Someone in the group had given out red envelopes, but at that time he was cuddling with Shen Yu... cough cough.

[Oscar]: Hello, is there a cat?

【Migu】: Claw up.jpg

【Rice】: Meow

[Oscar]: Let me ask you a question, can we become human?

[Rice]: Well done, what do you do to become a shit-shoveling officer?

【Oscar】: Man is not the spirit of all things

[Rice]; Yes, you can transform into form if you concentrate on cultivation

【Oscar】: How long will it take

【Rice】: at least a hundred years

Xu Maomao thought to himself, by then he and his readers would be as dry as bones.

[Oscar]: Is there a faster way?

[Rice]: Yes, but I don't understand.There is Dr. Mi in the group, you can ask

Xu Maomao looked through the member list, and sure enough there was a cat named Dr. Mi, whose profile picture showed that he was busy.

It takes ten favorite points to post a private chat, but now he has more than 400, and he is not afraid of wasting it, so he edited "Do you know how to quickly transform into a human form?" He planned to send it, but who knew a dialog box would pop up.

[Dr. Mi has set private chat not to receive]

Well, this is a high-cold cat.

It seems that it can only wait for it to come out of the nest by itself.