A Cat with a Red Envelope Group
Chapter 24 Reshaping Part 1
This dance by Xu Maomao has turned the entire pet circle in city B into a dance frenzy. Don't care about the third or fourth ring or even the sixth or seventh ring, don't care about making two or three or even four or five subway and bus trips. Anyone who has seen it The pet lovers of the group dance video of Little Apple, which is popular in the circle of friends, can't wait to come and watch.
This is not surprising at all. It is said that when the first Michelin restaurant was selected in City S, the people of S City were also fanatical. Even the high consumption of waiting in line for half a year did not stop them from flocking to it, not to mention that it is free to watch Little Apple!
So in the next few days, Xu Maomao received batch after batch of believers. If he was in a good mood, he would dance. If he was in a bad mood or tired, he would collapse on the display stand to rest.Even so, the believers were satisfied, and those who were close to him would swipe twice, and their enthusiasm for him tended to last forever.
The love value surged to 300 million in just one week, which is much faster than the live broadcast, and the popularity did not fade until a week later, but a group of brain-dead fans have already been scoured, and they will watch it every three to five times. It is Xu Maomao's stable source of income.
Xu Maomao thought about it, and learned a new dance when Little Apple got tired of dancing.
Except for Shen Yu, other shop assistants in the pet shop also dote on him. They often brush and feed him, and gradually raise him to be lazy. Dry coarse fiber cat food and light hair removal cream are not as palatable. When serving canned wet food, Xu Maomao always didn't like to eat it. Unless they fed it with their own hands, he would never take the initiative to lick it.Among all the clerks, Xiaoguan likes to feed him the most. Even feeding cat food into her mouth one by one is her habit. Xu Maomao was the closest to her except Shen Yu, until she masturbated herself once. Mao Shi accidentally touched some unspeakable part of him, which made Xu Maomao jump up in shock. From then on, he never wanted to get close to her.
Shen Yu then inexplicably and secretly repelled the invisible competitors and became the unshakable overlord in Oscar's harem.
His cat can only be pet by him!Let others watch!
Shen Yu found that his possessiveness was indeed becoming more and more terrifying. He attributed this change to the fact that Oscar was too good, unlike the silly cats outside, so his abnormality was not his own responsibility, heh.
There were a few overweight fat cats and a fat Erha in the recuperation area, but because Xu Maomao danced with the group of pets at least once a day, those spherical animals were wasted and thinned by the intense exercise.
Once the therapist made a total calculation, yes, he returned to his normal weight, and the recuperation could end.
Shen Yu decided to send them back to the master's house, and when they left, they reluctantly said goodbye to Xu Maomao.The cats were put into the take-out cage and taken away directly, but the fat husky was still too big, so the owner put a collar on it and prepared to take it out for a walk.
It's a pity that after a few days, Erha has already unilaterally established a friendship bridge with Xu Maomao - although the aloof Xu Maomao has never had any communication with it except leading the dance, he is hugged and touched by various people every day, The itinerary is very full!
Fat Erha broke free from his master's leash, and prostrated himself in front of the puppet cat, which was much smaller than himself: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Xu Maomao's ears moved slightly, struggling to distinguish the Wang language it spoke - he found that he could understand multiple languages now, but some species' IQs were too low and it was difficult to hear.
——For example, this Erha...
Seeing that he didn't respond, Fat Erha became anxious: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Mr. Cat, I live at No. 09, L Road, District A, City B. If you learn something new, you must come and teach me!
Xu Maomao: "...Mi."
Fat Erha: "Wow, woof, woof!" Mr. Cat, I will prepare a meaty bone to treat you!
Xu Maomao: =. =
I said, big brother Erha, haven’t you heard the saying that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Ultraman beats little monsters?At least it has to be dried fish~
Fat Erha seemed to want to say something more, but its owner couldn't wait to take it away.Brother Erha clawed at the glass door with his paws wide open, screaming heart-piercingly, he was acting out a cat-dog version of parting with Xu Maomao!
Fat Erha was in love with cats and dogs there, and its owner was ashamed and funny, and said angrily: "Hey! You have reproductive isolation, and you are still a eunuch, you are not allowed to act wild!" Pull it away, and leave its involuntary scratches on the ground.
Xiaoguan laughed while mopping the floor: "Haha, did it fall in love with my Oscar?"
Shen Yu: ... When did it belong to your family?It's my home, mine!
Xiao Guan proudly picked up Oscar, pursed his lips and wanted to kiss it, but before she could kiss it, Shen Yu reached out to fish it away, and said with a grim expression: "Kissing cats is forbidden, it's unhygienic."
Naive Xiaoguan: "It's okay, I don't dislike it."
Shen Yu said coolly: "Don't get me wrong, I mean you are not hygienic enough."
Xiaoguan: ...so you are such a stingy Manager Shen!
Shen Yu carried the cat into the office, looked at it for a while and thought critically, only I can kiss such a smart kitten.Then he smiled slightly, and moved his lips close to Oscar's little nose without saying a word: "Chirp."
"Meow!" Oscar's whole cat boiled, the suspicious blush on the cat's face almost broke through the thick fur, and soon it was so soft that it spread out into a big pancake on his desk.
Shen Yu poked at the cake and said with a smile: "Don't be a mascot today, I'll give you a break to play with the computer, I heard it's very enlightening, I hope you can practice more intelligently."
The naive Shen Yu thought that Oscar was a mature cat, but he never thought that Oscar was a master of drama, and there was a big living person living in it.
Due to Shen Yu's selfishness, Oscar's time to attend the stage has been reduced by more than half, so when he has nothing to do, he hides in the office and broadcasts the live broadcast secretly. Fortunately, Shen Yu is always busy with many things during the day, and the sound insulation in the office is good , so his live broadcast went smoothly, and his assets climbed higher and higher, and soon approached 500 million, not far from opening the red envelope group mall!
The advertisement of the nursing center was completely launched because of Phoebe the cat and Xu Maomao, especially the service of pet weight loss on Dazong Dianping.com was particularly high. Soon, the Valley of the Wind pet store welcomed a group of new customers.
On this day, Xu Maomao was finishing the dance, and returned to the office sweating profusely to be with Shen Yu. He nestled in Shen Yu's hand and watched him process the documents, while eating the thick fiber cat in his hand. Grass.
In the outer hall, a customer walked into the pet shop with a sturdy takeaway cage.
The guest was a young man, probably because he was afraid of the cold, and the cage was covered with a thick quilt. When he came in, he breathed out and sighed: "It's so warm."
Xiao Guan and Xiao Song came up to meet him, and asked with a smile, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
"Well, my cat...isn't doing well recently." The young man quickly looked around the pet shop, and was a little disappointed when he found that the treasure of the shop was not there.
Xiaoguan took the initiative to help the guests lift the quilt and open the take-out cage, and then saw a round-headed orange cat crawling out. Judging by its appearance, it might be a combination of a garden cat and a British short.Although it is not a rare breed, it is still very cute, and it looks very energetic and smart. The hair all over the body is well groomed. Xiao Guan asked, "What's its name?"
"Ogi, it means prince in Japanese." The young man stroked Ogi's round head, which snorted uncooperatively, pushed its head upwards forcefully, and then yanked its nose against the table. It looks like it's looking for something to smell.
Xiaoguan observed for a moment: "It's very strong, shouldn't it be recuperating? Did you bring it here to take a bath or have a grooming?"
At this time, Ogi seemed to have found the target. It meowed high-pitched and was about to jump off the pet table. The young man quickly held it down, reprimanded it in a low voice, and said embarrassedly: "It is neither depressed nor picky eaters. I can still eat and sleep well." After a pause, "I also took a bath and dewormed, very healthy."
Xiao Guan smiled: "Then why did you bring it here?"
The young man scratched his head, took out his mobile phone and opened a video, and the noisy little apple was released immediately.
Oji was taken aback for a moment, and then walked around to the owner's hand with ease, squatting down to watch the video, with a very serious expression on his face, as if the owner was showing it some state secret.
"To be honest, my family Oggy was very excited when he heard that I was watching this video recently. Later, I printed your Oscar rubbings on a photo and showed it to him. He can watch it all day with fascination. So I want to bring it here...to have some contact with the same kind, I wonder if it's possible?"
It turned out to be a little fan of Oscar, but I didn't expect that this time the fan was not a human, but a cat.
Xiaoguan joked: "Then you have to buy a handshake ticket for your cat, our family Oscar doesn't accept guests easily now."
The young man nodded foolishly: "Okay, how much is it?"
Xiaoguan followed his words and continued: "One hundred can touch the little hand, two hundred can kiss the little face, and three hundred can dance to a song. What kind of service do you think Oscar can provide?"
"..." The young man thought it was true, hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice, "Then... let's dance together, can I transfer money to Zhifubao? I forgot to bring cash, and I don't have any change on WeChat..."
"Hahahahahaha!" Xiao Guan laughed out loud without conscience, tears were about to burst out of his eyes.
The young man watched her laughing in confusion, and then Xiao Guan explained with tears in his eyes: "Just kidding you! We don't charge money, but Oscar agrees, hey, you and Oji wait a minute, I'll ask Oscar for advice. My lord's opinion!"
Xiaoguan quickly ran into the office to ask Shen Yu for instructions.After Shen Yu heard about this incident, she felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so she asked Oscar for advice.
"There's a cat outside the door who wants to see you, should you go?"
Xu Maomao thought it was no big deal. Although he was not interested in cats, what if the owner of the cat had a lot of love points!So he flicked his hind legs, got up with a grunt, and swaggered out of the door following Xiaoguan.
Xiao Guan: ... Seems like something's wrong?Has the communication between Manager Shen and the cat always been so smooth?
The office door opened, and the moment Xu Maomao walked out of the room, Oji in the outer hall suddenly sniffled and turned his head to look at Xu Maomao.
In an instant, Xu Maomao immediately and keenly felt that this Oji cat released a very strong and fanatical breath, which should be some kind of pheromone, but unlike the female cat, when he smelled this pheromone, he smelled it for the first time. One reaction is to lower the front body and make a series of purring sounds involuntarily, and the whole cat presents a ready-to-attack posture.
——This cat probably wants to fight with me!
Xu Maomao, who received the strong attention from the male cat, thought so, looking nervously at the string cat.
And Oji has already rushed over like lightning, meowing and meowing: "Master Oscar, I have admired you for a long time, let's mate!"
... WTF? !
Before recovering from those two words, the string cat, which combines the agility and ferocity of the pastoral cat, has jumped up behind Xu Maomao, and sniffed his butt in a friendly (rogue) way—this is a cat A way of expressing friendliness, but also a precursor to certain behavior.
"Meow!" Xu Maomao exclaimed, and just as he was about to escape, Oji's furry and healthy body pressed against his back from behind, and the inconsistency was about to start indescribable.
After all, it is an animal, if you like it, go for it!It's such a pure and unaffected hooligan style!
"Meow meow meow meow!!!"
This time it's not screaming, it's screaming so loudly!
All the hair on Xu Maomao's body was blown up, and he immediately let go of his girl and ran wildly.
Ogi's lightning attack was beyond everyone's expectations. Seeing his beloved idol run away, he chased after him wildly, as fast as a wild cat!
Xu Maomao was horrified to see it catching up. After all, he was just a puppet cat. When he ran, he was not a mighty opponent of Oji with pastoral blood, so he panicked and fell off the high platform accidentally. .
"Mi!!!" Pain, pain, pain! !Broken Broken Broken Broken!
Oji had already caught up to him at this time, with a cat face innocently smiling and meowing: "I want to have sex with you as an idol!" Then he came forward forcefully.
Shen Yu, who just walked out of the office, happened to see this scene, rushed over without thinking, picked up Xu Maomao and hugged him tightly.
"What's going on here!?" Shen Yu asked a little sternly, if he hadn't kept his self-restraint there, he would have almost knocked Oji away who was eager to try!How dare you treat your master like this!
The young owner finally caught up and held down his cat, his tongue tied up anxiously: "I, I don't know! It's always staring at the Oscar poster, I thought it just wanted to see it , who, who knows..."
Shen Yu ignored him, and carried Xu Maomao to the beauty table aside to check his injuries.Because the sound of falling just now was very loud, it must have been twisted somewhere. After checking, it turned out that the hind leg was twisted.
At this time, the Oji cat has been controlled by the owner, and it is lying on the ground unwillingly, looking at Xu Maomao who is being treated with both eyes.
"Meow meow?" The idol is big, why does Senmo want to run away?
It is really puzzled, when it was wandering in the past, all the male cats would jump on any female cat they liked!The female cats either fought with the male cats to express their rejection, or said no with their mouths, and they were very honest physically.At least Oji has had many beautiful female cats because of his mighty majesty and good looks, and he has many cute kittens after every spring breeze.But even though Oscar didn't fight, he also refused to applaud it. Could it be that Oscar didn't want to give birth to kittens?
As a Chuan Chuan who is beautiful enough to be picked up by the owner, Oji was rejected for the first time, and he doubted the cat's life!
Xu Maomao trembled twice in shock, even though he was nestled next to the therapist and Shen Yu, he was still shrunk in fright from its "affectionate gaze".
While looking at it, Oji meowed and expressed his thoughts.
Xu Maomao listened and gradually understood what was going on.I have long heard that courtship in the animal kingdom is simple and rough, with little process, but I never thought it would happen to me.
There is no bell on this Ogi's neck, which shows that the wildness is deeply rooted, and there is no awareness of the thousands of twists and turns when playing friends among humans.
He was angry and happy, but he didn't know how to educate this innocent and innocent hooligan.
Finally, he beeped: "I have someone I like."
Oji was shocked: "Do you like people?"
Xu Maomao: "Yes."
Ouji was hit hard, it really didn't understand that Xu Maomao didn't like the noble self, but actually liked the lowly shit shovel officer, what kind of taste is this?unacceptable!Big disappointment!
"No, your noble blood cannot be defiled by the fish-lipped humans." Oji advised earnestly.
Xu Maomao no longer knew how to communicate with it.
The two cats looked at each other from a distance, chatting with each other, Shen Yu's face darkened, and he said to the young man, "Did you pick up your cat from outside?"
The young man nodded: "Well, it's a stray cat." When he picked it up, it was crushing a female cat...
"How long have you raised it?"
"Less than two months."
"Since you've come to our store, you can listen to how our therapist treats you." Shen Yu's voice was a little cold.
The therapist smiled and said, "Your cat is very active, so we suggest...neutering it as soon as possible."
The young man scratched his head: "I know, I'm just a little bit reluctant."
Therapist: "There's nothing to be reluctant about. Cats are very fertile. Since you don't want to raise them as cats, it's better to neuter them as soon as possible. Frequent estrus will cause many diseases, and neutering can prolong life."
"With all due respect, your cat needs this treatment very much." Shen Yu said blankly, hugging Oscar tightly.
"..." The young man shrugged and pulled Ojisei back to the take-out cage, preventing it from communicating with Xu Maomao, "Okay, I will get back as soon as possible."
Oji couldn't understand human language, and didn't realize that his once brilliant crime tools were about to be confiscated...
Outside the door, a pair of golden vertical pupils silently watched the "fan meeting".It licked its sharp paws, and its ears with two golden hairs trembled rapidly. Seeing the young man coming out of the cage with a takeaway, it squinted its eyes and followed quietly.
It was longer than ordinary cats, with a very strong body and thick paws, but it walked silently.
A few days later, a message came that the cat named Oji was suddenly attacked overnight.
There is no missing leg or blood, but all the hair has been stripped off!
All of a sudden, he changed from a beautiful and proud mixed-race street cat Oppa to an ugly little bald cat monk...
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Because Xu Maomao sprained his hind leg, although he did not cause a fracture, he could still walk, but every step he limped brought dull pain. Shen Yu felt sorry for him, so he decided to limit his playing time unless necessary , he does not need to go directly to the outside world.
In addition, the shadow that Ou Ji brought to him was really a bit big, Xu Maomao was not willing to go out with Shen Yu very much in those few days, so Shen Yu let him rest at home.
The matter of the camera has not been exposed so far. Shen Yu believes that even if it is becoming a sperm, it is only a cat after all. As the owner, it is necessary to pay attention to its safety at all times. However, after confirming that Oscar can understand a lot of his own words, one of his He has become more cautious in his words and deeds. Sometimes when people from Digital City call to inquire about the after-sales situation, he avoids answering them.
Xu Maomao didn't turn on the live broadcast or the computer because of his limited mobility. In addition to eating and sleeping these days, he just squatted in the nest and played with the bell.
Fortunately, the interface opened from the bell cannot be seen by humans. What Shen Yu sees is that it is always poking at the air, and imagines that it is practicing, such as absorbing the aura of heaven and earth...
The chat group is as active as ever, and it seems to be a good place for cats to relax and entertain.
On this day, the group chatted about the human network, which focused on the news that Oscar was popular on the cute pet channel.
[Rice]: Oscar, you are amazing!I can write again, and I can break dance again!
Xu Maomao: Nose Picking.jpg
What is break dancing?Does it sound like a killer?
[Migu]: Can anyone forward Oscar brother's dance video to Migu?
[Arale]: Shocked!Little Apple Cat Teaching Edition. avi
[Arale]: Shocked!Little Apple Cat Teaching Edition. avi
[Arale]: Shocked!Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind pet shop group pets dance together little apple. avi
……
What the hell is this shock body in the second grade? !Is it possible that Alale all download from websites like UC?
[Rice]: Thank you Goddess for sharing cat slices
Xu Maomao couldn't help but collapsed and typed a line of words.
[Oscar]: Enough of the goddess sister, laughing and crying.jpg
[Ala Lei]: Hee hee, Brother Oscar is shy?
[Oscar]: I'm so lost...
[Alalei]: Don't lose the cat, it's majestic
As a result, a few minutes later, some cats who almost never exploded corpses exploded.
【Flower Falling Ling】: (*@ο@*) so handsome~~~ starry eyes
[Fish Demon]: So handsome!Oscar I love you~~~~
【Luo Luo】: Oscar asks for a face!The litter is a Persian cat, are you interested?
[Red Lantern]: Don't fight me upstairs, I'm also a puppet for Oscar, I think we are more worthy
[Lan Lan]: The male god, the male god, asks for a hot photo, please mate!
The female cats in the group were so enthusiastic that they were about to fight, but soon, a series of red warnings appeared at the bottom of the interface.
The administrators silenced [Hua Piao Ling], [Fish Demon], and [Big Red Lantern] for 3 hours, among which [Lan Lan] was the worst, being stuffed with a rag for 48 hours.
[狻猊]: Public chatting is prohibited in this group!Even the shit-shoveling officer knows that if you play with friends, you have to open a room. Why can't you ladies be more reserved?
In fact, according to Suan Ni’s usual style, usually at this time, Oscar, the leading actor, will be stuffed with a rag, but Oscar made a great contribution to the upgrade of the group some time ago, and now there are still 1000 million unpaid, as the saying goes, only debts It's the uncle, so Suan Ni dare not be too fierce to him
【狻猊】: @奥斯汀, take care of your fans, don’t let them talk nonsense
【Oscar】:_(:з」∠)_
Me, I don't want to attract so many female cats!Baby wronged!
[Migu]: Migu is also finished watching, brother Oscar is really handsome, look at those shit-shoveling officers who are so fascinated by you
[Rice]: I must have earned a lot of likes in this way.
【狻猊】: I am also concerned about this issue
After all, it is the group leader who is always looking for development, and Oscar's favorite value is related to whether his group can be upgraded smoothly.
[Oscar]: Still not as good as the goddess sister, the difference is more than 300 million
He has worked so hard to earn only 700 million. After all, Alale has been an Internet celebrity for a long time, and its owner is very powerful. Recently, in addition to the scarf, he also hacked into Twitter, as if hoping that people all over the world will love it.
I don’t want to [Ala Lei] but I’m a little distressed: Don’t mention it, my favorite value is not enough to make ends meet recently.
[Migu]: What's wrong with my sister?
[Rice]: Is there someone who doesn't love the goddess?frightened
[Ala Lei]: Not really, the main reason is that I spent a little too much recently
[Oscar]: Where can this be spent?
[Alalei]: First, I continued to pay the Internet fee, and recently I became obsessed with a human literature website. From time to time, cats translate articles from that website, but I have to buy a translator with the love value
[Migu]: What is a translator?
[Alalei]: It’s just a magic tool, hehe, I bought it in another group, about [-] likes can translate [-] words, quite expensive
[Rice]: What's the point? I'm not very interested in human things except canned food and balls of yarn
[Alalei]: You don't understand, human novels are so good!Although what I see is harmonized
[Migu]: What does harmony mean?
[Alalei]: Harmony means that some content translators feel that they are too mentally retarded and not suitable for us who are smart, so they deleted them in order not to waste our time
This interpretation can be said to be very in line with cats' lofty outlook on cat life...
Xu Maomao was dumbfounded, how could even the cat world be fashionable in harmony?And the strength seems to be stronger than the human world.
[Rice]: With all due respect, human beings like to waste time on meaningless things. For example, they have a phrase called "Bobotu's Love". It is said that two young humans like each other, but Until they all became old uncles, and they didn't even stay together until they died, you said, isn't it a waste of time?
Xu Maomao: ...Brother Rice, is it Plato's love?Besides, Plato's love doesn't mean that, okay?
Some cats in the group curiously asked Alale for more information about the novel.Arale began to live broadcast a novel she was chasing for them. Although most of the cats were not interested, it was rare that Goddess Meow was so excited. Even if it talked nonsense, they would cheer it up.
Although the novel it was talking about was heavily deleted and edited by the "translator" according to the cat's taste, it can be called beyond recognition, but the basic plot trend can still be glimpsed.
The story is about a stinky Taoist priest of human beings who travels to the future interstellar, and then is forced to marry a stupid half-orc prince. The cat seems to be dawdling enough.
As Xu Maomao listened, he suddenly felt that this story was a bit...deja vu...
His eyelids twitched, interrupting Alalei's live broadcast.
[Oscar]: Goddess, wait, is the article you mentioned published on Jinjiang Literature Network, a website that always twitches?
Ala Lei: How do you know?This is the website!After reading the content of the translator, I exchanged my favorite value for JJ coins to support the original version!
It can be said that he is a very authentic little angel!
[Oscar]: ...Is that article called "Interstellar Magic Stick Princess"...
[Ala Lei]: Ah!That's it!how do you know!Are you watching too!
【Oscar】:...The World Famous Painting Screams.jpg
He is not looking!Rather!He is the author of this article! ! !
Xu Maomao weakly typed out a line: Thank you for supporting the genuine version, and there is no need to vote for mines
[Arale]:?What are mines?
[Migu]: Meow!Brother Oscar, don't interrupt!Goddess sister, you continue to talk, what happened to that stinky Taoist priest?Did you help the prince usurp the throne?
[Alalei]: QAQ is sad to say, the author stopped updating recently
[Migu]: What does it mean to be broken?
[Ala Lei]: It means that there is no more below
Xu Maomao:! ! ! ?
How could he stop updating, he has all the articles!arts!live!draft!And set the release time!
[Migu]: I hate it, Migu is happy to hear it
[Oscar]: It is impossible for the author to stop updating!Are you reading it wrong?
[Alalei]: That's right, I just went to Jinjiang to urge the change, and the comments below all said that the author is eunuch, Oscar, you seem to know the Jinjiang website of human beings quite well?Have you read this human article?
[Oscar]: ...I know a little bit.
Xu Maomao is not calm anymore, he is not an eunuch, his balls were still fine when he went through the cat crisis before, and he is still a big guy who likes to save the full text.
There must be something wrong!
In fact, Jinjiang Literature Network is different from other websites. It does not make any rigid requirements for the author's updates, but how can Xu Maomao, who has a strong sense of responsibility, tolerate himself interrupting updates for no reason, and is also reluctant to keep soft-cut readers waiting for a long time. So he immediately quit the chat group, and enduring the dull pain of his claws, he limped into the study, jumped onto the desk and turned on the computer.
It was so strenuous for the injured paw to control the mouse and keyboard, he worked hard and finally entered Jinjiang Literature City, and then entered the account password to log in to the background.
As a result, as soon as he entered, he received a large block of lock chapter prompts.
It turned out that when he became a cat, the relevant departments cracked down again. In order to avoid being invited to drink tea, Jinjiang administrator 03 locked many articles on the list and asked the authors to self-examine.Originally, Xu Maomao's article was empty, and it hadn't been serialized to the driving part. At most, it released a handful of exhaust gas and showed a car wheel. Reported him.In addition, the article involves a little bit of sensitivity. Even if it is an overhead background, someone can use it to make an article. The administrator locked it and asked to clean up the discordant content. The style of writing must be great, light, and upright!
His editor was in a hurry, and sent several letters in the background to ask him to quickly change the article, because in the opinion of the editor, his content could be changed within two hours at most, and it would not affect matters related to the list.However, the editor waited and waited, but there was still no response, so he could only lock his entire article with tears in his eyes, and issued a stern warning: If you don't edit the article, this article will be black forever!Please be sure to edit and unlock the article before December 12, thank you!
And today's date happens to be December 12nd...
In fact, more than a dozen chapters were actually reported. As long as some sensitive words are separated, and then the political content in the article is revised, and the exhaust gas is modified above the neck, it can pass.
But... he looked down at his claws, which were too bulky for a keyboard, should he use them to type?
Xu Maomao would not consider using Transformation Potion unless it was a last resort, but when he tried to use the body of a cat to write, he realized how difficult it was!Not only is the speed extremely slow, but the error rate is extremely high, and the paws hurt badly without typing a few words.
With this kind of efficiency, even if he didn't eat, drink or sleep, he couldn't change all the chapters before tomorrow. Xu Maomao had no choice but to enter his big backpack.
His current transformation potion has a total of eighteen hours, but he took out the half-hour bottle very sparingly.
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Pet Shop.
Shen Yu has been busy for most of the day, and he is lying on a chair for a short rest. He habitually opens the mobile monitoring app to observe Oscar's movements.
I saw it squatting in front of the computer screen and stepping on the keyboard all the time, looking anxious.
Shen Yu was no stranger to it playing computer games, but when he thought it was going to play a live broadcast, he unexpectedly made a strange movement.
It holds up a handful of air with its two front paws, its head is tilted back, and its small mouth is slightly opened, as if it is eating the "spiritual energy of heaven and earth", which is also a lot of drama.
Just as Shen Yu was about to laugh, the scene in front of him almost turned his outlook on life upside down.
In the picture, Oscar wiped his mouth with his paws, and then his fluffy and chubby body gradually elongated, and his beautiful fur shortened, became thinner, and disappeared completely at a speed visible to the naked eye, turning into the unique smooth skin of humans.
Instead of his Oscar, a fair, naked teenager sprawled across his desk.The boy's body is flexible and slender, the desk can't completely hold his body, two straight and thin beautiful legs naturally droop to one side, so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off.
The author has something to say: There are three hooligans in this chapter, did you see it? Quack, Xu Maomao is trembling
Shen Chen: I heard that someone (a cat) took my place, it’s not fun!So I'm going to pick up my wife's vest╭(╯^╰)╮
This is not surprising at all. It is said that when the first Michelin restaurant was selected in City S, the people of S City were also fanatical. Even the high consumption of waiting in line for half a year did not stop them from flocking to it, not to mention that it is free to watch Little Apple!
So in the next few days, Xu Maomao received batch after batch of believers. If he was in a good mood, he would dance. If he was in a bad mood or tired, he would collapse on the display stand to rest.Even so, the believers were satisfied, and those who were close to him would swipe twice, and their enthusiasm for him tended to last forever.
The love value surged to 300 million in just one week, which is much faster than the live broadcast, and the popularity did not fade until a week later, but a group of brain-dead fans have already been scoured, and they will watch it every three to five times. It is Xu Maomao's stable source of income.
Xu Maomao thought about it, and learned a new dance when Little Apple got tired of dancing.
Except for Shen Yu, other shop assistants in the pet shop also dote on him. They often brush and feed him, and gradually raise him to be lazy. Dry coarse fiber cat food and light hair removal cream are not as palatable. When serving canned wet food, Xu Maomao always didn't like to eat it. Unless they fed it with their own hands, he would never take the initiative to lick it.Among all the clerks, Xiaoguan likes to feed him the most. Even feeding cat food into her mouth one by one is her habit. Xu Maomao was the closest to her except Shen Yu, until she masturbated herself once. Mao Shi accidentally touched some unspeakable part of him, which made Xu Maomao jump up in shock. From then on, he never wanted to get close to her.
Shen Yu then inexplicably and secretly repelled the invisible competitors and became the unshakable overlord in Oscar's harem.
His cat can only be pet by him!Let others watch!
Shen Yu found that his possessiveness was indeed becoming more and more terrifying. He attributed this change to the fact that Oscar was too good, unlike the silly cats outside, so his abnormality was not his own responsibility, heh.
There were a few overweight fat cats and a fat Erha in the recuperation area, but because Xu Maomao danced with the group of pets at least once a day, those spherical animals were wasted and thinned by the intense exercise.
Once the therapist made a total calculation, yes, he returned to his normal weight, and the recuperation could end.
Shen Yu decided to send them back to the master's house, and when they left, they reluctantly said goodbye to Xu Maomao.The cats were put into the take-out cage and taken away directly, but the fat husky was still too big, so the owner put a collar on it and prepared to take it out for a walk.
It's a pity that after a few days, Erha has already unilaterally established a friendship bridge with Xu Maomao - although the aloof Xu Maomao has never had any communication with it except leading the dance, he is hugged and touched by various people every day, The itinerary is very full!
Fat Erha broke free from his master's leash, and prostrated himself in front of the puppet cat, which was much smaller than himself: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Xu Maomao's ears moved slightly, struggling to distinguish the Wang language it spoke - he found that he could understand multiple languages now, but some species' IQs were too low and it was difficult to hear.
——For example, this Erha...
Seeing that he didn't respond, Fat Erha became anxious: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Mr. Cat, I live at No. 09, L Road, District A, City B. If you learn something new, you must come and teach me!
Xu Maomao: "...Mi."
Fat Erha: "Wow, woof, woof!" Mr. Cat, I will prepare a meaty bone to treat you!
Xu Maomao: =. =
I said, big brother Erha, haven’t you heard the saying that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Ultraman beats little monsters?At least it has to be dried fish~
Fat Erha seemed to want to say something more, but its owner couldn't wait to take it away.Brother Erha clawed at the glass door with his paws wide open, screaming heart-piercingly, he was acting out a cat-dog version of parting with Xu Maomao!
Fat Erha was in love with cats and dogs there, and its owner was ashamed and funny, and said angrily: "Hey! You have reproductive isolation, and you are still a eunuch, you are not allowed to act wild!" Pull it away, and leave its involuntary scratches on the ground.
Xiaoguan laughed while mopping the floor: "Haha, did it fall in love with my Oscar?"
Shen Yu: ... When did it belong to your family?It's my home, mine!
Xiao Guan proudly picked up Oscar, pursed his lips and wanted to kiss it, but before she could kiss it, Shen Yu reached out to fish it away, and said with a grim expression: "Kissing cats is forbidden, it's unhygienic."
Naive Xiaoguan: "It's okay, I don't dislike it."
Shen Yu said coolly: "Don't get me wrong, I mean you are not hygienic enough."
Xiaoguan: ...so you are such a stingy Manager Shen!
Shen Yu carried the cat into the office, looked at it for a while and thought critically, only I can kiss such a smart kitten.Then he smiled slightly, and moved his lips close to Oscar's little nose without saying a word: "Chirp."
"Meow!" Oscar's whole cat boiled, the suspicious blush on the cat's face almost broke through the thick fur, and soon it was so soft that it spread out into a big pancake on his desk.
Shen Yu poked at the cake and said with a smile: "Don't be a mascot today, I'll give you a break to play with the computer, I heard it's very enlightening, I hope you can practice more intelligently."
The naive Shen Yu thought that Oscar was a mature cat, but he never thought that Oscar was a master of drama, and there was a big living person living in it.
Due to Shen Yu's selfishness, Oscar's time to attend the stage has been reduced by more than half, so when he has nothing to do, he hides in the office and broadcasts the live broadcast secretly. Fortunately, Shen Yu is always busy with many things during the day, and the sound insulation in the office is good , so his live broadcast went smoothly, and his assets climbed higher and higher, and soon approached 500 million, not far from opening the red envelope group mall!
The advertisement of the nursing center was completely launched because of Phoebe the cat and Xu Maomao, especially the service of pet weight loss on Dazong Dianping.com was particularly high. Soon, the Valley of the Wind pet store welcomed a group of new customers.
On this day, Xu Maomao was finishing the dance, and returned to the office sweating profusely to be with Shen Yu. He nestled in Shen Yu's hand and watched him process the documents, while eating the thick fiber cat in his hand. Grass.
In the outer hall, a customer walked into the pet shop with a sturdy takeaway cage.
The guest was a young man, probably because he was afraid of the cold, and the cage was covered with a thick quilt. When he came in, he breathed out and sighed: "It's so warm."
Xiao Guan and Xiao Song came up to meet him, and asked with a smile, "Is there anything I can help you with?"
"Well, my cat...isn't doing well recently." The young man quickly looked around the pet shop, and was a little disappointed when he found that the treasure of the shop was not there.
Xiaoguan took the initiative to help the guests lift the quilt and open the take-out cage, and then saw a round-headed orange cat crawling out. Judging by its appearance, it might be a combination of a garden cat and a British short.Although it is not a rare breed, it is still very cute, and it looks very energetic and smart. The hair all over the body is well groomed. Xiao Guan asked, "What's its name?"
"Ogi, it means prince in Japanese." The young man stroked Ogi's round head, which snorted uncooperatively, pushed its head upwards forcefully, and then yanked its nose against the table. It looks like it's looking for something to smell.
Xiaoguan observed for a moment: "It's very strong, shouldn't it be recuperating? Did you bring it here to take a bath or have a grooming?"
At this time, Ogi seemed to have found the target. It meowed high-pitched and was about to jump off the pet table. The young man quickly held it down, reprimanded it in a low voice, and said embarrassedly: "It is neither depressed nor picky eaters. I can still eat and sleep well." After a pause, "I also took a bath and dewormed, very healthy."
Xiao Guan smiled: "Then why did you bring it here?"
The young man scratched his head, took out his mobile phone and opened a video, and the noisy little apple was released immediately.
Oji was taken aback for a moment, and then walked around to the owner's hand with ease, squatting down to watch the video, with a very serious expression on his face, as if the owner was showing it some state secret.
"To be honest, my family Oggy was very excited when he heard that I was watching this video recently. Later, I printed your Oscar rubbings on a photo and showed it to him. He can watch it all day with fascination. So I want to bring it here...to have some contact with the same kind, I wonder if it's possible?"
It turned out to be a little fan of Oscar, but I didn't expect that this time the fan was not a human, but a cat.
Xiaoguan joked: "Then you have to buy a handshake ticket for your cat, our family Oscar doesn't accept guests easily now."
The young man nodded foolishly: "Okay, how much is it?"
Xiaoguan followed his words and continued: "One hundred can touch the little hand, two hundred can kiss the little face, and three hundred can dance to a song. What kind of service do you think Oscar can provide?"
"..." The young man thought it was true, hesitated for a moment and said in a low voice, "Then... let's dance together, can I transfer money to Zhifubao? I forgot to bring cash, and I don't have any change on WeChat..."
"Hahahahahaha!" Xiao Guan laughed out loud without conscience, tears were about to burst out of his eyes.
The young man watched her laughing in confusion, and then Xiao Guan explained with tears in his eyes: "Just kidding you! We don't charge money, but Oscar agrees, hey, you and Oji wait a minute, I'll ask Oscar for advice. My lord's opinion!"
Xiaoguan quickly ran into the office to ask Shen Yu for instructions.After Shen Yu heard about this incident, she felt that there was nothing wrong with it, so she asked Oscar for advice.
"There's a cat outside the door who wants to see you, should you go?"
Xu Maomao thought it was no big deal. Although he was not interested in cats, what if the owner of the cat had a lot of love points!So he flicked his hind legs, got up with a grunt, and swaggered out of the door following Xiaoguan.
Xiao Guan: ... Seems like something's wrong?Has the communication between Manager Shen and the cat always been so smooth?
The office door opened, and the moment Xu Maomao walked out of the room, Oji in the outer hall suddenly sniffled and turned his head to look at Xu Maomao.
In an instant, Xu Maomao immediately and keenly felt that this Oji cat released a very strong and fanatical breath, which should be some kind of pheromone, but unlike the female cat, when he smelled this pheromone, he smelled it for the first time. One reaction is to lower the front body and make a series of purring sounds involuntarily, and the whole cat presents a ready-to-attack posture.
——This cat probably wants to fight with me!
Xu Maomao, who received the strong attention from the male cat, thought so, looking nervously at the string cat.
And Oji has already rushed over like lightning, meowing and meowing: "Master Oscar, I have admired you for a long time, let's mate!"
... WTF? !
Before recovering from those two words, the string cat, which combines the agility and ferocity of the pastoral cat, has jumped up behind Xu Maomao, and sniffed his butt in a friendly (rogue) way—this is a cat A way of expressing friendliness, but also a precursor to certain behavior.
"Meow!" Xu Maomao exclaimed, and just as he was about to escape, Oji's furry and healthy body pressed against his back from behind, and the inconsistency was about to start indescribable.
After all, it is an animal, if you like it, go for it!It's such a pure and unaffected hooligan style!
"Meow meow meow meow!!!"
This time it's not screaming, it's screaming so loudly!
All the hair on Xu Maomao's body was blown up, and he immediately let go of his girl and ran wildly.
Ogi's lightning attack was beyond everyone's expectations. Seeing his beloved idol run away, he chased after him wildly, as fast as a wild cat!
Xu Maomao was horrified to see it catching up. After all, he was just a puppet cat. When he ran, he was not a mighty opponent of Oji with pastoral blood, so he panicked and fell off the high platform accidentally. .
"Mi!!!" Pain, pain, pain! !Broken Broken Broken Broken!
Oji had already caught up to him at this time, with a cat face innocently smiling and meowing: "I want to have sex with you as an idol!" Then he came forward forcefully.
Shen Yu, who just walked out of the office, happened to see this scene, rushed over without thinking, picked up Xu Maomao and hugged him tightly.
"What's going on here!?" Shen Yu asked a little sternly, if he hadn't kept his self-restraint there, he would have almost knocked Oji away who was eager to try!How dare you treat your master like this!
The young owner finally caught up and held down his cat, his tongue tied up anxiously: "I, I don't know! It's always staring at the Oscar poster, I thought it just wanted to see it , who, who knows..."
Shen Yu ignored him, and carried Xu Maomao to the beauty table aside to check his injuries.Because the sound of falling just now was very loud, it must have been twisted somewhere. After checking, it turned out that the hind leg was twisted.
At this time, the Oji cat has been controlled by the owner, and it is lying on the ground unwillingly, looking at Xu Maomao who is being treated with both eyes.
"Meow meow?" The idol is big, why does Senmo want to run away?
It is really puzzled, when it was wandering in the past, all the male cats would jump on any female cat they liked!The female cats either fought with the male cats to express their rejection, or said no with their mouths, and they were very honest physically.At least Oji has had many beautiful female cats because of his mighty majesty and good looks, and he has many cute kittens after every spring breeze.But even though Oscar didn't fight, he also refused to applaud it. Could it be that Oscar didn't want to give birth to kittens?
As a Chuan Chuan who is beautiful enough to be picked up by the owner, Oji was rejected for the first time, and he doubted the cat's life!
Xu Maomao trembled twice in shock, even though he was nestled next to the therapist and Shen Yu, he was still shrunk in fright from its "affectionate gaze".
While looking at it, Oji meowed and expressed his thoughts.
Xu Maomao listened and gradually understood what was going on.I have long heard that courtship in the animal kingdom is simple and rough, with little process, but I never thought it would happen to me.
There is no bell on this Ogi's neck, which shows that the wildness is deeply rooted, and there is no awareness of the thousands of twists and turns when playing friends among humans.
He was angry and happy, but he didn't know how to educate this innocent and innocent hooligan.
Finally, he beeped: "I have someone I like."
Oji was shocked: "Do you like people?"
Xu Maomao: "Yes."
Ouji was hit hard, it really didn't understand that Xu Maomao didn't like the noble self, but actually liked the lowly shit shovel officer, what kind of taste is this?unacceptable!Big disappointment!
"No, your noble blood cannot be defiled by the fish-lipped humans." Oji advised earnestly.
Xu Maomao no longer knew how to communicate with it.
The two cats looked at each other from a distance, chatting with each other, Shen Yu's face darkened, and he said to the young man, "Did you pick up your cat from outside?"
The young man nodded: "Well, it's a stray cat." When he picked it up, it was crushing a female cat...
"How long have you raised it?"
"Less than two months."
"Since you've come to our store, you can listen to how our therapist treats you." Shen Yu's voice was a little cold.
The therapist smiled and said, "Your cat is very active, so we suggest...neutering it as soon as possible."
The young man scratched his head: "I know, I'm just a little bit reluctant."
Therapist: "There's nothing to be reluctant about. Cats are very fertile. Since you don't want to raise them as cats, it's better to neuter them as soon as possible. Frequent estrus will cause many diseases, and neutering can prolong life."
"With all due respect, your cat needs this treatment very much." Shen Yu said blankly, hugging Oscar tightly.
"..." The young man shrugged and pulled Ojisei back to the take-out cage, preventing it from communicating with Xu Maomao, "Okay, I will get back as soon as possible."
Oji couldn't understand human language, and didn't realize that his once brilliant crime tools were about to be confiscated...
Outside the door, a pair of golden vertical pupils silently watched the "fan meeting".It licked its sharp paws, and its ears with two golden hairs trembled rapidly. Seeing the young man coming out of the cage with a takeaway, it squinted its eyes and followed quietly.
It was longer than ordinary cats, with a very strong body and thick paws, but it walked silently.
A few days later, a message came that the cat named Oji was suddenly attacked overnight.
There is no missing leg or blood, but all the hair has been stripped off!
All of a sudden, he changed from a beautiful and proud mixed-race street cat Oppa to an ugly little bald cat monk...
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Because Xu Maomao sprained his hind leg, although he did not cause a fracture, he could still walk, but every step he limped brought dull pain. Shen Yu felt sorry for him, so he decided to limit his playing time unless necessary , he does not need to go directly to the outside world.
In addition, the shadow that Ou Ji brought to him was really a bit big, Xu Maomao was not willing to go out with Shen Yu very much in those few days, so Shen Yu let him rest at home.
The matter of the camera has not been exposed so far. Shen Yu believes that even if it is becoming a sperm, it is only a cat after all. As the owner, it is necessary to pay attention to its safety at all times. However, after confirming that Oscar can understand a lot of his own words, one of his He has become more cautious in his words and deeds. Sometimes when people from Digital City call to inquire about the after-sales situation, he avoids answering them.
Xu Maomao didn't turn on the live broadcast or the computer because of his limited mobility. In addition to eating and sleeping these days, he just squatted in the nest and played with the bell.
Fortunately, the interface opened from the bell cannot be seen by humans. What Shen Yu sees is that it is always poking at the air, and imagines that it is practicing, such as absorbing the aura of heaven and earth...
The chat group is as active as ever, and it seems to be a good place for cats to relax and entertain.
On this day, the group chatted about the human network, which focused on the news that Oscar was popular on the cute pet channel.
[Rice]: Oscar, you are amazing!I can write again, and I can break dance again!
Xu Maomao: Nose Picking.jpg
What is break dancing?Does it sound like a killer?
[Migu]: Can anyone forward Oscar brother's dance video to Migu?
[Arale]: Shocked!Little Apple Cat Teaching Edition. avi
[Arale]: Shocked!Little Apple Cat Teaching Edition. avi
[Arale]: Shocked!Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind pet shop group pets dance together little apple. avi
……
What the hell is this shock body in the second grade? !Is it possible that Alale all download from websites like UC?
[Rice]: Thank you Goddess for sharing cat slices
Xu Maomao couldn't help but collapsed and typed a line of words.
[Oscar]: Enough of the goddess sister, laughing and crying.jpg
[Ala Lei]: Hee hee, Brother Oscar is shy?
[Oscar]: I'm so lost...
[Alalei]: Don't lose the cat, it's majestic
As a result, a few minutes later, some cats who almost never exploded corpses exploded.
【Flower Falling Ling】: (*@ο@*) so handsome~~~ starry eyes
[Fish Demon]: So handsome!Oscar I love you~~~~
【Luo Luo】: Oscar asks for a face!The litter is a Persian cat, are you interested?
[Red Lantern]: Don't fight me upstairs, I'm also a puppet for Oscar, I think we are more worthy
[Lan Lan]: The male god, the male god, asks for a hot photo, please mate!
The female cats in the group were so enthusiastic that they were about to fight, but soon, a series of red warnings appeared at the bottom of the interface.
The administrators silenced [Hua Piao Ling], [Fish Demon], and [Big Red Lantern] for 3 hours, among which [Lan Lan] was the worst, being stuffed with a rag for 48 hours.
[狻猊]: Public chatting is prohibited in this group!Even the shit-shoveling officer knows that if you play with friends, you have to open a room. Why can't you ladies be more reserved?
In fact, according to Suan Ni’s usual style, usually at this time, Oscar, the leading actor, will be stuffed with a rag, but Oscar made a great contribution to the upgrade of the group some time ago, and now there are still 1000 million unpaid, as the saying goes, only debts It's the uncle, so Suan Ni dare not be too fierce to him
【狻猊】: @奥斯汀, take care of your fans, don’t let them talk nonsense
【Oscar】:_(:з」∠)_
Me, I don't want to attract so many female cats!Baby wronged!
[Migu]: Migu is also finished watching, brother Oscar is really handsome, look at those shit-shoveling officers who are so fascinated by you
[Rice]: I must have earned a lot of likes in this way.
【狻猊】: I am also concerned about this issue
After all, it is the group leader who is always looking for development, and Oscar's favorite value is related to whether his group can be upgraded smoothly.
[Oscar]: Still not as good as the goddess sister, the difference is more than 300 million
He has worked so hard to earn only 700 million. After all, Alale has been an Internet celebrity for a long time, and its owner is very powerful. Recently, in addition to the scarf, he also hacked into Twitter, as if hoping that people all over the world will love it.
I don’t want to [Ala Lei] but I’m a little distressed: Don’t mention it, my favorite value is not enough to make ends meet recently.
[Migu]: What's wrong with my sister?
[Rice]: Is there someone who doesn't love the goddess?frightened
[Ala Lei]: Not really, the main reason is that I spent a little too much recently
[Oscar]: Where can this be spent?
[Alalei]: First, I continued to pay the Internet fee, and recently I became obsessed with a human literature website. From time to time, cats translate articles from that website, but I have to buy a translator with the love value
[Migu]: What is a translator?
[Alalei]: It’s just a magic tool, hehe, I bought it in another group, about [-] likes can translate [-] words, quite expensive
[Rice]: What's the point? I'm not very interested in human things except canned food and balls of yarn
[Alalei]: You don't understand, human novels are so good!Although what I see is harmonized
[Migu]: What does harmony mean?
[Alalei]: Harmony means that some content translators feel that they are too mentally retarded and not suitable for us who are smart, so they deleted them in order not to waste our time
This interpretation can be said to be very in line with cats' lofty outlook on cat life...
Xu Maomao was dumbfounded, how could even the cat world be fashionable in harmony?And the strength seems to be stronger than the human world.
[Rice]: With all due respect, human beings like to waste time on meaningless things. For example, they have a phrase called "Bobotu's Love". It is said that two young humans like each other, but Until they all became old uncles, and they didn't even stay together until they died, you said, isn't it a waste of time?
Xu Maomao: ...Brother Rice, is it Plato's love?Besides, Plato's love doesn't mean that, okay?
Some cats in the group curiously asked Alale for more information about the novel.Arale began to live broadcast a novel she was chasing for them. Although most of the cats were not interested, it was rare that Goddess Meow was so excited. Even if it talked nonsense, they would cheer it up.
Although the novel it was talking about was heavily deleted and edited by the "translator" according to the cat's taste, it can be called beyond recognition, but the basic plot trend can still be glimpsed.
The story is about a stinky Taoist priest of human beings who travels to the future interstellar, and then is forced to marry a stupid half-orc prince. The cat seems to be dawdling enough.
As Xu Maomao listened, he suddenly felt that this story was a bit...deja vu...
His eyelids twitched, interrupting Alalei's live broadcast.
[Oscar]: Goddess, wait, is the article you mentioned published on Jinjiang Literature Network, a website that always twitches?
Ala Lei: How do you know?This is the website!After reading the content of the translator, I exchanged my favorite value for JJ coins to support the original version!
It can be said that he is a very authentic little angel!
[Oscar]: ...Is that article called "Interstellar Magic Stick Princess"...
[Ala Lei]: Ah!That's it!how do you know!Are you watching too!
【Oscar】:...The World Famous Painting Screams.jpg
He is not looking!Rather!He is the author of this article! ! !
Xu Maomao weakly typed out a line: Thank you for supporting the genuine version, and there is no need to vote for mines
[Arale]:?What are mines?
[Migu]: Meow!Brother Oscar, don't interrupt!Goddess sister, you continue to talk, what happened to that stinky Taoist priest?Did you help the prince usurp the throne?
[Alalei]: QAQ is sad to say, the author stopped updating recently
[Migu]: What does it mean to be broken?
[Ala Lei]: It means that there is no more below
Xu Maomao:! ! ! ?
How could he stop updating, he has all the articles!arts!live!draft!And set the release time!
[Migu]: I hate it, Migu is happy to hear it
[Oscar]: It is impossible for the author to stop updating!Are you reading it wrong?
[Alalei]: That's right, I just went to Jinjiang to urge the change, and the comments below all said that the author is eunuch, Oscar, you seem to know the Jinjiang website of human beings quite well?Have you read this human article?
[Oscar]: ...I know a little bit.
Xu Maomao is not calm anymore, he is not an eunuch, his balls were still fine when he went through the cat crisis before, and he is still a big guy who likes to save the full text.
There must be something wrong!
In fact, Jinjiang Literature Network is different from other websites. It does not make any rigid requirements for the author's updates, but how can Xu Maomao, who has a strong sense of responsibility, tolerate himself interrupting updates for no reason, and is also reluctant to keep soft-cut readers waiting for a long time. So he immediately quit the chat group, and enduring the dull pain of his claws, he limped into the study, jumped onto the desk and turned on the computer.
It was so strenuous for the injured paw to control the mouse and keyboard, he worked hard and finally entered Jinjiang Literature City, and then entered the account password to log in to the background.
As a result, as soon as he entered, he received a large block of lock chapter prompts.
It turned out that when he became a cat, the relevant departments cracked down again. In order to avoid being invited to drink tea, Jinjiang administrator 03 locked many articles on the list and asked the authors to self-examine.Originally, Xu Maomao's article was empty, and it hadn't been serialized to the driving part. At most, it released a handful of exhaust gas and showed a car wheel. Reported him.In addition, the article involves a little bit of sensitivity. Even if it is an overhead background, someone can use it to make an article. The administrator locked it and asked to clean up the discordant content. The style of writing must be great, light, and upright!
His editor was in a hurry, and sent several letters in the background to ask him to quickly change the article, because in the opinion of the editor, his content could be changed within two hours at most, and it would not affect matters related to the list.However, the editor waited and waited, but there was still no response, so he could only lock his entire article with tears in his eyes, and issued a stern warning: If you don't edit the article, this article will be black forever!Please be sure to edit and unlock the article before December 12, thank you!
And today's date happens to be December 12nd...
In fact, more than a dozen chapters were actually reported. As long as some sensitive words are separated, and then the political content in the article is revised, and the exhaust gas is modified above the neck, it can pass.
But... he looked down at his claws, which were too bulky for a keyboard, should he use them to type?
Xu Maomao would not consider using Transformation Potion unless it was a last resort, but when he tried to use the body of a cat to write, he realized how difficult it was!Not only is the speed extremely slow, but the error rate is extremely high, and the paws hurt badly without typing a few words.
With this kind of efficiency, even if he didn't eat, drink or sleep, he couldn't change all the chapters before tomorrow. Xu Maomao had no choice but to enter his big backpack.
His current transformation potion has a total of eighteen hours, but he took out the half-hour bottle very sparingly.
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Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Pet Shop.
Shen Yu has been busy for most of the day, and he is lying on a chair for a short rest. He habitually opens the mobile monitoring app to observe Oscar's movements.
I saw it squatting in front of the computer screen and stepping on the keyboard all the time, looking anxious.
Shen Yu was no stranger to it playing computer games, but when he thought it was going to play a live broadcast, he unexpectedly made a strange movement.
It holds up a handful of air with its two front paws, its head is tilted back, and its small mouth is slightly opened, as if it is eating the "spiritual energy of heaven and earth", which is also a lot of drama.
Just as Shen Yu was about to laugh, the scene in front of him almost turned his outlook on life upside down.
In the picture, Oscar wiped his mouth with his paws, and then his fluffy and chubby body gradually elongated, and his beautiful fur shortened, became thinner, and disappeared completely at a speed visible to the naked eye, turning into the unique smooth skin of humans.
Instead of his Oscar, a fair, naked teenager sprawled across his desk.The boy's body is flexible and slender, the desk can't completely hold his body, two straight and thin beautiful legs naturally droop to one side, so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off.
The author has something to say: There are three hooligans in this chapter, did you see it? Quack, Xu Maomao is trembling
Shen Chen: I heard that someone (a cat) took my place, it’s not fun!So I'm going to pick up my wife's vest╭(╯^╰)╮
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Reborn to refuse to be cuckolded! I remarried my ex-husband's mortal enemy
Chapter 374 14 hours ago -
Picked up a resurrection system
Chapter 180 14 hours ago -
The Rebirth of the Vicious Female Supporting Character
Chapter 1/2 14 hours ago -
Rebirth Autumn Returns to the Countryside
Chapter 256 14 hours ago -
The end of the world: Become a god through ordinary attacks, starting with beating up a green tea gi
Chapter 318 14 hours ago -
The reborn elder sister has gone crazy with killing, and there is a crying monster behind her
Chapter 401 14 hours ago -
An Lingrong's Rebirth: Red
Chapter 424 14 hours ago