A Cat with a Red Envelope Group

The press conference on the second day gathered two local media and a large number of online media, and the location was provided by Qiao Lingfeng's agent.That place held Qiao Lingfeng's scandal clarification meeting all the year round, and the facilities were perfect, so Shen Yu only needed to bring a takeaway cage to attend.

As soon as Xu Maomao came out of the cage, the spotlight frightened him, and he was not active in the video at all. He seemed as if an eminent monk had entered a trance, frozen as a stone.While Shen Yu found it funny, she comforted him calmly, and strictly forbade them to turn on the flash.

Regardless of Shen Yu's gentle temperament, he is extremely principled in his dealings with people, and his emotional intelligence is also very good. At the beginning, the reporters all turned into "closer to science" mysteries, trying to dig deep into Oscar's secrets, but Shen Yu swayed the topic a lot. To the promotion of emerging pet recuperation.

After all, the online media also mainly focus on cute pet columns, and they are very interested in his concept of paying attention to the mental health of pets, so they followed the topic and chatted.As expected, the attention was transferred successfully. In the end, Xu Maomao was taken a few photos in a daze, and the interview was over.

The news of this issue was quickly posted on the headlines of pets on major websites, and even surpassed the traffic of the National Treasure at one point. During the entire news period, Xu Maomao's favorite value surged to more than 200 million.Of course, Shen Yu's pet shop benefited the most.

Many guests came here after seeing local news feeds and online media marketing accounts. First, they wanted to experience the legendary pet mental health checkup. Second, they rushed to see the legendary magical dancing puppet cat.When I came to the pet store and found no trace of it, the guests were very disappointed. Some of them were very emotional and angrily accused them of developing a press conference for hype. Because there were no pictures and no truth, they turned from fans to black on the spot, and even complained to them. false promotion.

The recuperator said helplessly to Shen Yu: "Manager Shen, why don't you take your master to the town house during this time?"

Clerk Xiaoguan: "That's right, you said at the press conference that Oscar is the treasure of the store!"

Shen Yu: "..."

What one or two of you said is awe-inspiring, but you have the ability to hide those little hands that are about to move and rub together excitedly!Don't think I don't know you want to fuck my pussy!

Shen Yu hesitated tiredly.He is a man, he is still a bit possessive about his own things, letting Oscar come out to face the media is already his bottom line, and now he wants to let him come out to sit on the stage? ==

But the therapist did not give up and persuaded: "You see, your cat is smarter than ordinary cats. Its IQ is no longer limited to playing with cat claw toys and climbing cat shelves. It must feel that it is boring to be alone at home, so it plays Isn’t the camera on live broadcast? Obviously it is a pet that needs communication and attention, and you can’t accompany it 24 hours a day, so it’s good to bring it to work, it’s good for your physical and mental health.”

Shen Yu gave him a cool look.

The therapist spread his hands: "I promise, I won't pluck a hair off it!"

Xiaoguan waited for a group of shop assistants: "We also guarantee that at most two sticks will be removed!"

"........."

Although "their heart can be punished", what they said is still reasonable, and the enthusiasm of the customers has indeed affected the business, Shen Yu nodded: "I will think about it."

Go home and ask Oscar for his opinion, after all he is a master of democracy.

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Xu Maomao, who has assets of more than 200 million yuan, has gone from the human network to the cat group.

[Rice]: There are two tricks, Oscar

【Migu】: Migu also wants to learn to dance

[Arale]: I'm going to be hotter than me

[Rice] Immediately jumped out with dog legs: No, no, the goddess will always be the Foster question in my heart!

Immediately below, a bunch of believer cats burst out and lined up to confess, perfectly explaining what a brainless groupie is, and then beat Xu Maomao who suddenly reached the pinnacle of cat life.

[Michelle]: @oscar, you are so rich, why don't you hurry up and comfort us fellow sufferers?

[Mimihu]: That's right!When the shit-shoveling officer is developed, he will invite other shit-shoveling officers to dinner. We also have this kind of rule in the cat world, treat guests!

[Rice] Jump out to advertise at the right time: Hee hee, my family recently launched a high-grade canned corn chicken with sweet taste, which is absolutely fair for its high quality and low price

Xu Maomao: ...

Sure enough, if you have money, you have to keep a low profile, but it's not that he wants to show off his wealth. QAQ blames this society for having too little privacy!

[Oscar]: Alright, I want a few cans of new rice, and the cats and cats in the group will have a share~

He had just traded [-] likes with Rice for ten cans, and was about to send ten bites per cat in a group, when the group leader jumped out.

[狻猊]: Announcing a good news, this group has been established for a full month, received the news from the network department of the General Administration of Demon Management, this group can upgrade a function, and now all members vote to decide which function to upgrade~

Feature options are:

1. To expand the group capacity to 100, it will cost [-] favorite points;

2. Red envelope tracking function within the group.It takes 100 million favorite points.Interpretation: After opening, all group members can follow the red envelope dynamics of some group members, and can automatically grab the red envelopes of the followed group members. A group member can only follow one at the same time, and needs to pay [-] likes to the followed object .

3. To open the first-level mall in the group, you need to spend 1000 million love points;

4. (Gray) Upgrading to a second-tier mall: need to spend favorite points? ? ?

5. (Gray) Chat group hyperlinks: need to consume favorite points? ? ?

…………

All of a sudden, the group of cats was amazed. They didn't expect that the chat group could be upgraded, and the function opened the cat's eyes and dazzled them.

Xu Maomao focused on options 3 and 4, because once this function is turned on, he will be able to lock Dr. Mi's red envelope, and maybe he can buy it directly through the mall.

But all the cats in the group showed hesitation about the need to pay love points to support the upgrade. The short-sighted cats are not very interested in shopping malls and the like. .The local tyrant Alare is still on the sidelines. These options are similar to him, and he intends to only be responsible for financial support.

[狻猊]: Hey, hey, how can you young cats be so indifferent? Do you know how many functions dogs have upgraded!We can't fall behind either, we must seize this opportunity to upgrade

Xu Maomao looked left and right, except for a few cats who expressed that they could accept the expansion of the group capacity, the other cats had nothing to do with him, so he gritted his teeth and typed a line.

[Oscar]: I vote for option 2, and I reserve option 3

[Rice] popped out: Oscar, do you want us to live together!Add up to more than 1000 million QAQ

[Hua Piaoling]: I can't pass this day

[Alalei] also said: 0.0 I recently bought out the right to connect humans to the Internet for several months, and I can’t support too many. Opening the mall requires each cat to share [-] likes, which is too embarrassing for everyone

Many cats seconded, accusing Xu Maomao one after another.

Xu Maomao thought that these functions seemed to be more urgent to himself, and other cats felt that they were dispensable, and there were indeed some impoverished cats in remote mountainous areas in the group, which could not be worth so much assets if they were packaged and sold, so he gritted his teeth and said the next sentence The words are amazing.

[Oscar]: I contracted the 100!

The cats were silent.

[Oscar]: ... But I'm still poor now, can I upgrade to the cheaper one first?I will work hard to earn 1000 million, please give me some time

【狻猊】: Ambitious!Okay, let's finish the first upgrade first!

Xu Maomao reluctantly transferred the 100 million, and then quickly locked on Dr. Mi, and he can grab every red envelope from it with a plug-in!

But the girl cat bigwigs are very happy with this function, and they have made reservations for Mrs. Lili.As for the gluttons, they ordered canned rice.

But this function is still not perfect. After all, no matter how many red envelopes Dr. Mi sends out, Xu Maomao can't grab the ones with a long time limit every time. He hopes to buy directly from Dr. Mi's shelf after opening the mall.However, there is still a distance of nearly [-] million likes from opening the mall, and the magic potion will definitely not be cheap after it is put on the shelves. Xu Maomao realized that he is really very, very short of money, and he urgently needs to earn more human attention.

That night, Shen Yu went home and mentioned to him that he would go to the pet store to be a mascot temporarily.

"You're bored at home all the time, aren't you? Would you like to go to work with me?" Shen Yu squatted down and looked into his eyes, coaxing him softly, "You don't need to do anything, there will be many guests coming to see you, With you, there will be other cat companions."

Xu Maomao meowed in surprise, but there is no doubt that this is an excellent opportunity. If he can directly contact more people, the love value will increase faster.

Xu Maomao discovered earlier that the love value obtained through the Internet does not exceed 10 points per ID at most, while the love value obtained through real contact can easily increase by several hundred, no matter how you look at it, the latter is faster and more cost-effective.

Shen Yu looked at him blankly, thinking that he was not happy, thought of something, and added: "You can also broadcast live when you go out to play, how about it?"

"Meow!"

What a great male god, now he is grasping with both hands, adulthood is just around the corner!

One person and one cat strangely reached a consensus, and the next day Xu Maomao bit his beloved camera and happily followed Shen Yu to work.