Talking about being an actor [entertainment circle]

"Who is talking?" Wen Wudi was taken aback.

He and the little milk dog are the only living creatures in the room, so why is there another person talking in the room?

He held his breath and frowned, and carefully scanned everything in his sight, even the little snot bubble on the nose of the staring silly dog.

But after looking around the room, he still found nothing.

This makes people very puzzled, there was clearly a man's voice talking just now?

Just as he was thinking, the voice came out again——

"Are you out of your mind, get me something to eat quickly!"

This time the sound was twice as loud as last time, and Wen Wudi finally found out who the owner of the other sound coming from the room was.

Wen Wudi stared at the chubby little milk dog, feeling a little surprised.

When the puppy barked just now, he heard not a simple dog barking, but the male voice that suddenly appeared just now.

Rao Wen Wudi used to be highly skilled, but he couldn't help being surprised at this moment.

He used to be a human being, and now his physical body is just an ordinary person. How could he suddenly understand what a dog is saying?Or is this not an ordinary fat dog, but a fat dog monster?

He learned from his memory that this dog was given by Yuanshen's girlfriend Lu Lianjia. After sending it over, the woman cheated Yuanshen a lot of money. A dog demon came over.

Wen Wudi was puzzled, but Lu Ao, who somehow turned into a dog, was in no mood to wait any longer.

"Silly X, your father and I are starving to death, yet you still dare to be in a daze! Believe it or not, I will sue you for cruelty to animals!"

The little milk dog opened its mouth, bared its milk teeth and yelled at Wen Wudi, and Wen Wudi could even see the little pink tongue waving non-stop in its mouth.

The corners of his eyes twitched, and he couldn't help but said, "Even if you sue me, no one will believe you."

As soon as the words fell, he saw the little milk dog froze in place, with a pair of black eyeballs staring as if they were going to pop out of their sockets, and Wen Wudi could even see a trace of it from that furry face. Very humane complex expression, as if doubting the dog's birth.

Wen Wudi heard it talking to itself: "This idiot can't really understand what I'm talking about."

Wen Wudi still remembered that the fat dog claimed to be his father just now, seeing it was confused now, so naturally he wanted to find his way back.

He slowly walked up to the little chubby dog, pinched the nape of its neck and said, "I was so happy when you called me silly just now, and you called yourself my father?"

Wen Wudi fiddled with the milk dog's double chin, while threatening: "You are so annoying, why don't I send you, a dog demon, to the research institute?"

What do you mean he is annoying?Lu Ao stared and wanted to bite Wen Wudi.

Wen Wudi raised his hand quickly, and the little milk dog could only swing its four short legs and flutter in the air.

"Want to bite me?" Wen Wudi flicked his wrist.

"Still scolding me?" He flicked the little tail on the dog's buttocks again with his fingers.

"The dog is quite courageous." He rubbed the dog's head hard.

"..." Lu Ao's dog's face was blank.

He had never seen such a brazen person.There are still people in this world who slap their tails, it's shameless!Extremely shameless!

Lu Ao scolded all the eighteen generations of Wen Wudi's ancestors from top to bottom in his heart, and then continued to pretend that he didn't understand.He has already discovered that there is something wrong with Wen Wudi, no one would react like this after hearing a dog barking.

He remained silent.Anyway, he has now turned into a dog, and he can't understand what this crazy Wen Wudi is talking about.

But even if the little milk dog doesn't make a sound, Wen Wudi still has something to do with it.

"Hey, fat dog, don't pretend to be stupid." He fiddled with the milk dog's little ears once and for all, threatening it: "My water is almost boiling, what do you think of making a dog meat hot pot later?" ?”

How about it?He actually dared to ask how it was!

Lu Ao was furious, he grinned and yelled at Wen Wudi: "Are you crazy, you still eat dog meat hot pot, why don't you eat human meat hot pot!"

"..."

The dog barked too loudly, and Wen Wudi was too close. After Lu Ao yelled, his ears were almost deaf.

Seeing Wen Wudi's dull expression, Lu Ao finally felt a little more at ease.Humming, he raised his chin, stretched out his two paws on his forelegs, and tried hard to reach Wen Wudi's arm, and said with a generous look: "Hmph, I know I'm wrong. Hurry up, dad, cough, don't hurry up." Put me down."

It was quick enough to change his mind this time.But still... still very embarrassing.

But just hearing the sound of water boiling, Wen Wudi put the dog on the ground and turned around to pour the boiling water.If there is anything to ask later, he'd better drink some boiled water first.

As soon as Wen Wudi turned around, Lu Ao's hanging heart finally let go.After cursing silently at Wen Wudi's back, he was ready to lie down.But at this time, his stomach started to growl.

"Hungry?" The voice was heard by Wen Wudi.

"Not hungry!" Lu Ao snorted, and turned his head away from him with backbone.

"Oh." Then Wen Wudi dug out a bowl of instant noodles from the cupboard and started making instant noodles.Smelling the spicy aroma wafting from the bowl, Wen Wudi was a little bit looking forward to it.It is really interesting in this era that a bowl of noodles with a rich and attractive aroma can be prepared so quickly.

Just when he was about to move his chopsticks to eat noodles, he found that the milk dog squatted at the door without knowing when, and the floor was dripping all over the floor.

Wen Wudi: "..."

Didn't you say you were not hungry?What happened to that shiny spot on the ground?What about the arrogance when he turned his head just now?Have you been eaten by a dog?

"Want to eat?" he asked.

Lu Ao quickly turned his head away, "I don't want to eat this kind of junk food."

Just now he walked over unknowingly looking for the smell, but now that he is getting closer, smelling there, his stomach can't bear it even more.Obviously he didn't eat the salmon that he ate before even if it wasn't fresh enough, but he was so hungry when he smelled a bowl of the most ordinary instant noodles.

It's really worthless.

Seeing his tough mouth, Wen Wudi felt happy, deliberately rolled up a piece of noodles and waved it in front of his nose with chopsticks.

"Aren't you hungry? Your saliva almost soaked the floor of my house."

"..." Lu Ao's ears almost pricked up with anger.

Is there something wrong with this person? Is there anyone who provokes dogs like this?Even if you don't send him to the research institute, you shouldn't be so big-hearted, right?

Lu Ao really wanted to scold him for being insane, but thinking of how he was lifted by the back of his neck just now, he rolled his eyes and endured it.

Wen Wudi originally just thought the expression on this little chubby dog's face was very funny, so he casually teased him, but he didn't expect that this guy was not particularly stupid, and he seemed to know a lot of things.

He took a mouthful of noodles and asked: "Did you kowtow to the head when you became a spirit, why can't you even control your saliva?"

Hunger can be tolerated, but Lu Ao really can't bear this kind of contempt for his IQ.

"Have you never been to junior high school? Haven't you studied Pavlov's experiment?" Lu Ao glanced at him with disdain, his expression very contemptuous.

I just know how to laugh at him and drool, and I have no cultural knowledge at all!

junior high school?

Wen Wudi was taken aback by his question, and searched for Pavlov in his mind, but he only remembered his name roughly, but couldn't remember the content.

However, this dog seems to really know a lot, even junior high school knowledge, maybe it is not a simple dog demon.

However, no matter how much you know, the saliva on the floor can't be fooled.

He threw a rag to the side of the fat dog, pursed his lips and said, "You know even junior high school, so it seems you can mop the floor too."

Seeing that the fat dog was squatting there without moving, he even encouraged him kindly.

"Do it well, do it well, and I'll get you something to eat."

After all, the original body's girlfriend cheated the original body tens of thousands of dollars with this little chubby dog, and Wen Wudi still wouldn't really starve to death.

Looking at the rag beside his paw, Lu Ao was so angry that his mustache trembled. He had never seen such a shameless person in his two lifetimes!

In his previous life, he was born in a wealthy family, and he lived a chic life without touching the spring water with his fingers. Not to mention cleaning the floor, he didn't even polish his leather shoes, and threw them away if they got dirty.

But now, not only has he become a husky, but he is also a harmless puppy. Because of his impure bloodline, his ears can't stand up, and he is not at all majestic!

But it's not too bad, the worst thing is, I didn't expect him to be asked to wipe the floor after he turned into a dog!

Fortunately, he used to think that being a pet was more comfortable than a human being, eating, drinking and having fun every day was carefree, how could he expect that one day he would actually become someone else's pet.

Lu Ao raised his head, feeling unbearably sad, even more pitiful than Xi'er.But the shameless and ruthless Wen Wudi sucked on the instant noodles and smiled more proudly than the bully Huang Shiren.

Seeing the fat dog squatting on the ground motionless, with a look of bitterness and hatred on his face, he was stroking the milk dog's hair with a serious expression on his face.

"Jixiang, don't be in a daze. Hurry up and wipe the floor, look how fat you are."

auspicious?

Who is auspicious!Lu Ao has never heard of such a silly name in eight lifetimes!

"My name is not Ji Xiang, my name is Lu Ao... woo woo woo." Lu Ao almost said his real name in a fit of anger, but he reacted immediately and changed his voice twice, but it sounded a bit like a wolf howling.

"Don't howl like a wolf when you're angry." The fat dog's fur feels good to the touch, and Wen Wudi pulled a few more.

"Besides, it doesn't sound good to say auspicious, how festive it is."

Wen Wudi imitated the disdainful eyes of the fat dog just now and glanced back at him, and said with disgust:

"Haven't you even heard the phrase 'Empty room creates whiteness, auspiciousness stops' in "Zhuangzi Human World"?" The tone was exactly the same as when Lu Ao disliked him for not knowing the Pavlovian effect.

Lu Ao: ...

Didn't you just despise him just now? What the hell is "Zhuangzi·Human World"?Normal people don't know this sentence.

After mopping the floor with the lure of food, Wen Wudi leaned back on the chair to rest.

Just as he was slowly recalling the matter of the original body, a burst of music suddenly sounded in the room.

Wen Wudi raised his head, and was a little dazed for a moment when he heard a familiar voice.

"Why don't you answer the phone?" Lu Ao raised his paw and patted him, "The ringtone of the phone is too ugly."

cell phone?

Wen Wudi came back to his senses, followed the ringtone and found a white mobile phone from the bedroom, just as he picked it up, he saw a familiar name jumping in front of his eyes.

Lu Lianjia——Yuanchen's girlfriend who had been in love for more than a year, and also the woman who colluded with others to take indecent photos of Yuanshi and pushed him to his death.

Wen Wudi suddenly became extremely angry in his heart, as if his soul was ignited by anger.

The author has something to say: Lu Aoao is probably the fattest gong I have ever written, weighing a full two catties!

Wen Wudi: Good luck, you see that the family has no money, so you can find a part-time job in cleaning and sanitation to support yourself.

Lu Ao: Just wait!See if I grow up and not bite you to death!

PS: As a rule, 50 red envelopes per chapter before entering V~Please collect and comment~(づ￣3￣)づ

PPS: Do the fairies know anything about honey?What kind of honey is reliable?Can Guanshengyuan do it?