Talking about being an actor [entertainment circle]

After helping Wang Sisi figure out where the meal card is, Wen Wudi did the calculations for a few other people, but most of them asked boring questions, either asking about their recent fortune or when they would be lucky. Wen Wudi was a little unmotivated.

In particular, there is actually a 12-year-old boy looking for him for luck. I really don't know what people are thinking now.

@ Taoist Linshui: [Want to be lucky at the age of 12?Believe it or not, I calculated the phone number of your head teacher, and then reported you? ]

The fans who watched were almost dying of laughter.How can a fortune-telling blogger threaten a 12-year-old child? It's really inhumane.

[I follow so many metaphysics bloggers who tell fortunes and horoscopes, some of them are good-looking, and some of them are nice-sounding, but I have never seen someone like you who neither shows his face nor bullies elementary school students.What's wrong with elementary school students, can't elementary school students have good luck? ]

[Hahaha upstairs, are you also a primary school student?I want @道士临水, come and figure out the phone number of the head teacher upstairs, let’s report him together. ]

[The phone number 2333 is supposed to be a joke, but the modern era is different. Falling in love in elementary school is also for not being single in the future. The Taoist priest should pity the elementary school students. ]

[As long as you play a lot, how simple and upright our Taoist priest is!Not only insist on believing in science, but also encourage everyone to do more good deeds, and even care about the problem of puppy love among elementary school students!Now, there are not many such good men, so please stop bullying the Daoist priest. ]

Wen Wudi didn't expect that he would be teased by so many netizens just for preventing a primary school student's puppy love.

"Didn't you say you have to study hard and make progress every day? Why is everyone like this?" Wen Wudi was a little puzzled.

He has already improved his views to keep pace with the times. He knows that in this era, adults are only 18 years old, and he also knows that the legal age of marriage in the country is 22 and 20 years old. According to the point of view of this era, 12 years old should obviously focus on learning.

Hearing his puzzled voice, Lu Ao turned his head away from the computer.

"Stupid, it's popular now that love starts with a baby, and you have to do everything as soon as possible." Lu Ao explained solemnly, "If you don't fall in love in elementary school, no one will love you in college, haven't you heard?"

"Is there such a thing?" Wen Wudi asked in surprise.

"Yes, I can see this sentence every day." Lu Ao wrote lightly.

"What?" Is there really such a thing?Wen Wudi thought that Fat Dog was joking.

"Where did you see that?"

Lu Ao said: "My game teammate said that every time I told him not to bring a girl while playing games, he would use this sentence to block me."

Wen Wudi's eyes widened in surprise.

"Your game teammate is actually a primary school student! Hey, wait, no...you can play games with a dog!"

Looking at the fat dog squatting in front of the computer and tapping the keyboard and mouse with his paws, Wen Wudi felt that the world was a bit mysterious.

The gray and white chubby dog ​​squatted halfway on the light beige desk, facing a 19-inch computer screen having fun, and the picture looked like a special effect made in an animal-themed movie.Although Wen Wudi knew that his family's Jixiang should be a human being in the past, he couldn't imagine that he could still play games with this dog's body.

"What's so strange." Lu Ao looked at Wen Wudi disdainfully.

"Is it necessary to be so surprised? I didn't make such a fuss when I saw that you can tell fortunes."

"..." Wen Wudi felt speechless. Could it be that he believed in science too much?

"Science really limited my imagination."

"Oh, science." Lu Ao looked disillusioned.

Seeing him suddenly like this, Wen Wudi didn't understand.

"What's the matter? You seem to be a little depressed these two days. Could it be that the dog's life has encountered ups and downs?"

Lu Ao fell silent, and clicked the mouse.

Wen Wudi saw that as soon as he finished asking this sentence, dazzling game special effects flashed on the computer screen, and then he saw his fat dog move with a speed that humans could not achieve. Press the keyboard and mouse to kill the enemies in the game.

The enemy who had been killed in seconds was resentful, and swiped several messages on the public channel.

[Spicy chicken plug-in dog! ]

[Spicy chicken elementary school students! ]

[Don't let me run into you next time! ]

The scolding over there was furious, but the content of the past here was very calm.

[I want to report that you discriminate against primary school students?Every time you lose, you always talk about your academic qualifications. Haven't you all gone to elementary school? ]

[Did you know that you play worse than a dog? ]

Wen Wudi stood next to the computer, looking at the player opposite who was scolding non-stop and was pushed out of the game room in anger.

Suddenly, he thought that if he let the man know that he really lost to a dog, he might be even angrier.

Thinking of this, Wen Wudi remembered an incident before.

"By the way, didn't you ask me to borrow the computer for business, did you solve it?"

As soon as he said this, he saw that the fat dog's back collapsed. The round and chubby back was like a large kiwi fruit dehydrated, and the whole dog was sluggish.

"..." Wen Wudi understood.

It seems that the chop that made his fat dog depressed seems to be related to his past, and it seems that the blow is not small. No wonder he is addicted to playing games with elementary school students.

Knowing that Fat Dog has something on his mind that he doesn't want to talk about, Wen Wudi can't force it. He has his own fate, so he waits for Fat Dog to figure it out before telling him.

Just like a primary school student asking him about his luck, he doesn't have much to say.

Wen Wudi sighed and reopened Weibo.

@道士临水: @12-year-old primary school student, I was wrong just now and interfered with your freedom.Now I will tell you the result of the calculation - I want to know when the luck will appear, and you will know when you are a postdoctoral fellow.

The onlookers really laughed out loud this time.

[I am very convinced.Children, don’t be afraid, at worst, you can really study as a postdoctoral fellow!If you are still single at that time, we will help you hold down the Taoist priest and let you beat him up. ]

[Hahaha, maybe this result is true?Maybe what the hexagram shows is that you have to be a postdoctoral fellow to be lucky? ]

[Didn't 2333 get used to being single when he was a postdoctoral student? ]

[Ha ha ha, don't play such an old meme upstairs. ]

Just when Wen Wudi's comment area was full of hahaha feeling sorry for the elementary school students, Wang Sisi posted on Weibo.Holding the meal card she just found, she was so excited that she wished to immediately tell the world how accurate Wen Wudi's calculation was.

@思思爱吃肉: @道师临水, Taoist leader!Grandmaster!I am convinced, I am completely convinced!My meal card is really in a small shop due east of the dormitory building, and there happens to be a wall clock hanging on the wall in that shop!Thank you so much, if you didn't help me with fortune telling, I would have to report the loss again.

Not only Wang Sisi, but the other three roommates in her dormitory also followed suit.

At first, they didn't believe that Wang Sisi could get back the meal card with just a few words on Weibo. The meal card is so small. On the way back to the dormitory from the cafeteria, there are boiling water rooms, small shops, and student supermarkets, etc. In places where many people come and go, unless someone picks up the meal card and returns it with good intentions, it is really not easy to get the meal card back by yourself.

But who knew that Wang Sisi actually found her meal card, and it didn't take long at all!

"No way, the fortune-telling blogger on Weibo is so smart? Can he help me figure out if I will fail this semester?"

"Sisi, quickly send me the blogger ID, I have to figure out if I still have hope to get out of the single this year."

"Why are you so vulgar? Either you fail the course or you leave the order. Can't we count something special?"

"Hmph, then, what do you want to be, Fairy?"

"I just want little brother Linshui to help me figure it out. If I skip class tomorrow afternoon, will Teacher Zhao call my name?"

"Hehe, don't forget it, we will take the initiative to report and expose you."

Perhaps relying on fortune-telling bloggers to find the meal card is too bizarre, Wang Sisi's process of finding the meal card was actually submitted by a classmate to a joker on Weibo, and then put in a funny topic——【Contribution】 #女学习依微博网址节节找回饭饭卡#, blogger, have you ever seen such a miraculous operation?

As soon as this topic came out, a group of netizens who watched the excitement were happy when they saw the title.

[Are you so careless about making up stories now, even if you get back your meal card, you can be on the list, but the writers can't do it. ]

[That's right, what kind of meal card are you looking for? If you have the ability to tell fortunes, help me find a girlfriend. Contributor, you don't have enough imagination. ]

Netizens thought it was just a made-up exaggerated joke, but who knew it wasn't long before someone explained that it was a real story!Moreover, it was a real event that happened not long ago!

After Wen Wudi's fans saw it, they also took a screenshot of the whole process of Wen Wudi's divination to help Wang Sisi retrieve the meal card, and posted it under Duan Zishou's Weibo.

[I was there when Dao Chang did the calculation. The original blog @思思爱食肉 and Dao Chang@道士林水 didn’t know each other at all, so I helped her find the meal card just by doing the math.Absolutely real, not jokes. ]

Seeing this explanation, people's interest is even greater.

[Forgive my ignorance, are all Taoist priests like this now? @道士临水, Master, is the Internet speed of your Taoist temple good?Otherwise, how about a live broadcast next time? ]

[@Friends 1234567, hurry up and watch, a fortune teller with real skills, hurry up and see. ]

[I just took a look at the Taoist homepage, and I don't look like a liar at all.If the little girl who found the meal card was not a trustee, I can only say that you are really amazing. ]

[@林风观, come out and have a look, is this a Taoist priest produced by your Taoist temple? Fortune-telling is too good, can I make an appointment with Linshui Taoist chief to help me with fortune-telling? ]

The author has something to say: Netizen: Master, please help me figure out if I can get out of the order this year?

Wen Wudi: Go away, it doesn't count!I haven't gotten out yet.