laughing soul

Chu Yu took a trip to Kunlun Mountain in a hurry, but only stayed in Cuiwei Pavilion for one night, and successfully stirred up the biggest storm in the history of Cuiwei Pavilion.

He originally intended to discuss this matter with Gu Wei without telling Cui Wei, and asked him to help him take care of himself, and run to the place where the sulphur tree grows if he has nothing to do. In addition, Zhou Yong who went to help later was enough to make this The villain caught a glimpse.

It's a pity that he was in such a rush that he didn't dare to delay Qiu Sheng's important affairs. He inevitably neglected his head and neglected his tail.The two of them talked in the pavilion all night, and Xu Sheng'an and the other three listened to every word.

They naturally don't care about other important matters of the family and country, such as the three-way pincer attack is inevitable, and the tactical words such as killing the fish and killing the net, and they don't care much about the life and death of Dayue. There are traitors, and they are in collusion with Beili, and the warning is coming to me", which is enough to make them terrified and sleepless.

Influenced by the previous pavilion master, they naturally had some opinions on the maverick Chu Yu, but no one had ever thought of rebelling against him and blazing a new path.

Yun Yuan also brought her mother, Yunque, but unfortunately missed the night Chu Yu stayed here, and entered Cui Wei Pavilion, only to see a few generals Cui Wei who had lost their souls.

They couldn't figure out who to believe and who to suspect, so they spontaneously sat here together to prove their innocence.They formed a big circle, and all of them were full of loveless faces, like monks meditating in Tianyuan Temple.

Yun Yuan was worried about the sick child Chu Yu who was far away in the capital, and she didn't have the heart to go for a walk with her mother, so she squeezed out a small place to sit and became a sad little nun.

In such a dead atmosphere, Zhou Yong reluctantly came back. When he opened the door, he found that the faces of the people sitting in the circle were worse than his own. For some reason, he suddenly felt better: "What are you doing? What are you going to do?" Gathering people to ascend to heaven? Aunt Yun, can you cut off your hair with a villain, and stop thinking about that little boy in the future, how about being a bald donkey?"

Yun Yuan got up on the ground with her hands and feet, stretched her muscles and bones and started to beat her: "I want you to take good care of Brother Chu, why do you come back to beat me, you ignorant thing? I think you are itchy!" The soft-spoken and lady-like daughter is about to hit someone with her arms open. As a mother, the normal reaction would be to step forward and try to persuade her, but today I don't know what kind of god Lark is, so I just pretended I didn't see it. .

Turning sideways and dodging Yun Yuan's slap, Zhou Yong moved in front of Yunque a few steps: "Master Mountain God? Are you...?"

Yunque seemed to be stunned for a while when he heard the words, and when he looked up at Zhou Yong, it seemed to be in slow motion. When he met his eyes, he didn't answer, and he looked obviously out of shape.

Hundreds of years have passed, and she is already an old god, with fine wrinkles engraved between her brows, her long black satin-like hair gradually fading, her speech and demeanor revealing a lazy air, her demeanor is no longer that of a teenager. The times are very different, but they are both peerless.

As people get older, the beauty on the surface comes second. Just relying on the indescribable demeanor of the whole body, it is smooth and freehand, just like a scroll of elegant beauty manuscripts.

Zhou Yong saw that she was so arrogant that she didn't dare to show it, so he had to take a few steps back to face Yun Yuan who came up again, feeling tense in his heart for no reason.

The mother is so upright, how can she give birth to a little monster that can rise three feet of waves without wind?

"Why did you call your mother here?" After finishing speaking shortly, rubbing Yun Yuan's elbow to avoid a heavy blow, Zhou Yong turned around a few times with lotus footwork to avoid her and made several moves, finally calming down and breathing , "The old man Xi Jing, you are fooling around!"

When the two of them fought, Yun Yuan was basically chasing his ass with a knife and a gun in a chic manner, while Zhou Yong was jumping around in a very inconspicuous manner, so as not to be cut off by the magic weapon.

Yun Yuan curled her lips aggrievedly, but did not slow down her attacking speed at all: "What do you know? Brother Chu, please ask me to help him to invite my mother. It's all because you, a soybean bug, are incapable of doing things and make my brother Chu tired. It's hard work, so I missed meeting my mother! Look at the trick!"

She was in a hurry to get angry, and her subordinates lost their sense of control, and they killed each move as closely as possible. After all, a mortal body cannot be compared with a mountain god. After several rounds, Zhou Yong finally couldn't hold on, and was swept off the corner of his clothes, which was quite ambiguous. The locals artificially created a "broken sleeve".

Yunque seems to have realized it at this time, and when Yunyuan's murderous knife was about to slash Zhou Yong's ankle, which was too late to withdraw, he finally opened his mouth: "Yuaner, don't make mistakes."

The back of the little god's hand stopped barely half an inch away from the target, turned his head innocently, his expression changed drastically, and he said coquettishly, "Mother, this bean worm bullies me."

Zhou Yong, who saved his left foot, fell to the ground, listening to this bloody framing, wishing he could suffocate to death.

After a period of dazed time unique to old gods, Skylark returned to normal. He smiled kindly at his daughter, who had been favored in every possible way, and stepped forward to help the "bean worm" writhing on the ground: "Brother Zhou, don't mind, the little girl is arrogant and willful. I will make amends on her behalf."

The vague fragrance of flowers wafted from her body, inexplicably calming people's mind, Zhou Yong hurriedly replied: "How dare you bother the mountain god, it is the villain who is impatient and offended the mountain god, please forgive me."

The skylark hasn't responded yet, but the cloud kite said quickly, "It's okay, it's okay, who knows as much as you, big locust! The God of the Mountain forgives you!"

Zhou Yong raised his head with a dark face, but saw Yunque bowed slightly at him with full apology, so he decided not to fight with that little bastard, and turned to look at the brothers who watched him being pinned to the ground and beaten violently Seeing their identical Muggle expressions, he gritted his teeth and said, "It seems that you all know?"

In response to him, the three heads nodded three times in unison.

There was nothing he could do about that old woman who was Gu Wei's upper body, before he left, he reminded him to act in secret to avoid many troubles, but he himself leaked it first when he came.

Zhou Yong asked himself: Is there anyone more blindly confident than Chu Yu?

The answer: no.

However, it would be useless to flog this person again, Zhou Yong sighed softly, and was forced to take care of the rest of the mess for Chu Yu: "Don't be so depressed, please? The Cuiwei Pavilion hasn't collapsed yet. What about the traitor? Can he find the flowers by himself? The pavilion master told me to be careful of traitors. I have to worry about you all. Are you going to cry, make trouble and hang yourself when there is a thief at home? Pavilion master You can't get out of the samsara yet!"

The three of them swayed and stood up, and together with the confused Yun Yuan, they looked at Zhou Yong, who had grown taller in an instant.

"What... what kind of thief?"

Zhou Yong didn't bother to talk to her: "Okay, may I ask you why you gather here? There are so many people to catch up with a carnivorous Raksha ghost or something in time for the New Year's Eve? Are you going to go to heaven?"

When Xu Shengan spoke, his voice sounded a little like A Piao: "Everyone is here, and we can prove each other's surveillance. It's better than being jealous and suspicious of each other."

The other two heads nodded in agreement.

Zhou Yong had the feeling that after his own brain-dead kid did something stupid that he thought he was brilliant, he was at a loss for what to do, neither praised nor scolded. What about wearing a shit bowl on your body?"

After Yun Yuan questioned Zhou Yong but failed, she dragged Xia Shu away on her own initiative, leaving only Lu Ziqi and Xu Sheng'an staring at Zhou Yong.

Zhou Yong organized his words silently, barely feeling enough to persuade them before he spoke: "There are so many people in Cui Wei, why do you think there is something wrong with you three alone? If you also have two hearts, Chu Yu, the pavilion master, just don't do it. Find a tree branch and hang it from the southeast branch. Take a long-term view, what if you are always confined to your eyes?"

"Boss Zhou," Xu Sheng'an pointed to the top of his head, "Cui Wei's dozens of people are locked up upstairs. We sit downstairs and no one dares to come down."

Zhou Yong: "...I'll let Aunt Yun set up a god seal for this matter later, don't just stay here, go and see Nansulphum with me. Hey, where's Gu Wei?"

Lu Ziqi: "The pavilion master ordered him to watch the dense forest of Kunlun Mountain carefully that night, and he took a team of soldiers to patrol."

Zhou Yong probably understood when he heard this. Chu Yu was in a hurry and inevitably neglected the small details of setting up the invisible cover, and put on such a few attendants who were willing to listen to the corner, trying to deceive others?Daydreaming.

"He brought soldiers, so we don't need to bring them. Let's go to see how the nansu wood was stolen, and then go to the Kunlun Mountains to wander around and find out what these mountain people say. The pavilion master thinks that there may be more than one ghost inside That’s all, don’t take it lightly.”

Xu Sheng'an: "The last time the pavilion master came back, he ordered me to gather some sulfur charcoal wood and soap medicine water chestnut. At that time, when I went to the north cliff of Kunlun Mountain, I felt that something was wrong. It's just that the pavilion master was in a hurry, so I didn't have time to check it. I went later, but it was as usual. gone."

Zhou Yong frowned: "Brother Xu, explain in detail."

Xu Sheng'an: "When Miss Yunyuan first came back, to the surprise of the three of us, the pavilion master returned to the Cuiwei Pavilion on time, and nothing happened. That time, the pavilion master ordered me to take some drugs. The more the better, come back quickly. After the North Cliff of Kunlun Mountains, I dug up all the trees under the phoenix trees of suitable size in Kunlun Mountains at that time. After taking them away, I clearly remembered that 96 trees were dug up. Digging. You know that Nan Suan Musheng’s roots are intricate, and he was most willing to go to the chief. Early the next morning, the dug up sulphur turned into eighty trees. Boss Zhou, look at this..."

Zhou Yong nodded, turned to Lu Ziqi and asked, "Ziqi, what do you think?"

Lu Ziqi smiled: "I think it's Lao Xu's calculations that he learned in vain."

"How could it be a wrong count!" Xu Sheng'an, who is old enough to be his own son, Lu Ziqi, questioned his IQ, and immediately exploded, "This is seventy trees short! No matter how old I am, I can't be so miserable!"

Zhou Yong touched the silver light knife pinned to his waist, seeing that the two were nothing serious, he began to think for himself.

Not a single blade of grass grew on the North Cliff of Kunlun Mountains until 400 years ago when hundreds of tree species floated from nowhere and quickly took root and sprouted in this cold and chilling place.This tree is phoenix wood, a "three noes" product with unknown origin, unknown lifespan and unknown effect. It has grown silently for several years. In the potholes on the North Cliff of Kunlun Mountain, I found this brand new tree species.But the world is unpredictable, that person is an unreasonable child, it is still silent.

Later, for some reason, the news that the thing conceived under this tree could shock the world was known by Beili.And later, it is now.

The forest is not big, and there are only about [-] phoenix trees planted. Although it is not big enough to be seen at a glance, it is really not big.It is normal to have errors, but it is strange if the difference is too large.

More than 80, almost a quarter of the number.Zhou Yong squinted at the two wrestling two people, and saw that Xu Sheng'an kicked Lu Ziqi's crotch quickly and ruthlessly with his scud, ruling out the possibility of this person's misjudgment.

Then, the only thing left is that the thief used a trick to cover his eyes, or what he did during that night.

Zhou Yong stopped thinking at this point, because Lu Ziqi, who had been kicked in the crotch, let out a terrible cry.

"You extremely bald monster, give me a trick!"

Okay, you can quickly get up and fight back.If something really happened, the pain of cutting off children and grandchildren is definitely not a joke, it can be seen that Xu Shengan still restrained his strength "considerately and gently".

Zhou Yong withdrew his gaze, if the former used the trick to cover his eyes, he would have seen 91 trees the first night, but he should have seen more the next day, why did it turn into 20 trees?If the latter has done something wrong, night is one of the times when Cui Wei patrols the most intensively. It’s fine to dig a few trees secretly if he knows the loopholes, and fill in the flint loss of more than [-] nansu trees out of thin air. Maybe this person knows the art of invisibility , and it is really a bit idle to do nothing.

As a qualified theft industry personnel, how can you return the things you stole with all your might?It's too unconscionable for the industry.

Zhou Yong sighed heavily, thought for a while, but found nothing.

There is nothing to think about, and it is useless to think about it. Unable to bear it, Zhou Yong began to silently scold the unscrupulous Pavilion Master in his heart for arranging such a terrible job for his wise and powerful self.

It's overkill and wasteful!

But Chu Yu probably doesn't have much time to answer his nonsense complaints, he himself has almost reached the highest level of embarrassment in his life.

The mother-in-law Gu Wei who has a naughty temper, Cui Wei who has unique tricks, the lingering Chu Quan, the romantic emperor who is full of peach blossoms... all these broken things that were once thought to be incomparable are counted one by one and added up. None of the situations at this moment are uncomfortable.

Even if before coming here, whether Jing Ran or Qiu Sheng, they had warned him that going here was dangerous, he could be regarded as mentally prepared, but what a pity for the current scene... Chu Yu sighed and blamed himself Imagination is too poor.

The envoy of the enemy country first gave Chu Yu a blatant dismount in terms of appearance. At least Latu, the leader of the Beili clan, met him face to face, and it was not a shock. It was just the other two. After all, I know that there are people with such a description in the world.

Shaman Chuan Mu Nai is the king of the Southern Man. As a big man who grew up near the land of fish and rice, he lived up to expectations and completely broke away from the geographical restrictions of the Zhong Lingyuxiu of the southerners. , the waiter handed him a cloth towel of indeterminate color and wiped it, and saw that the face was disfigured immediately, and the facial features could not be discerned, only the only part that was sunken down was the bridge of the nose. The protruding eyeballs are particularly scary, like the eyes of a dead fish slaughtered in the market.

Looking at the envoys from the Western countries, since there are hundreds of countries, it is naturally difficult to choose a monarch, so he elected Mr. Cardinal Yalf to represent the peace talks. Affection.

In the minds of most Easterners, Westerners should be born with fair skin, tall noses, and clear and bright faces. Unfortunately, the facts have proved that this is obviously a fallacy.

This Mr. Yalf has an ordinary appearance, ugly or beautiful, a pair of dead fish eyes as small as yellow croakers are inlaid in the color of bird droppings, and he wears a pair of foolish glass mirrors. A string of useless glazed beads.

His face is not annoying, but this person may want to show the majesty of his country in front of vulgar oriental people, desperately raise his head up, don't use his good eyes, but insist on using a pair of black nostrils Looking at people, from the mysterious cave, there are faintly exposed one or two nose hairs that will not be trimmed in the future.

It seems that both sides of the East and West have some misunderstandings about each other.

Behind this shabby emissary stood hundreds of soldiers holding short cannons. Not to mention the massive battles, each one of them seemed to have been specially trained. He looked like a group of toads with out-of-control facial expressions, agitating their cheeks angrily.

Chu Yu stayed in this scene of blinding people's eyes for a long time, and found joy in the midst of suffering, and even couldn't help secretly laughing. Fortunately, no one saw through the mask.

Qiu Sheng glanced at him sideways, and gestured with both hands very slightly: Are you ready?

Chu Yu scanned all kinds of people in the negotiation field, and finally judged that Qiu Sheng was the most eye-catching, and turned his head to follow his gaze and nodded slightly.

There was no sound in the entire negotiation field, except for Chu Yu, everyone was tense and did not dare to relax at all.

Qiu Sheng: "The first battle in Weizhou and the second battle in Jiangnan. In just one month, you have brought two major wars to Da Viet in a hurry. I can't bear to see that the people in my hands are in dire straits. Gathering together, I would like to discuss peace talks with you. If you are willing to come to discuss this matter, you must have the idea of ​​​​peace talks, and you must have suffered heavy injuries. There is no room for it. Da Yue is unwilling to fight. In addition, I will ascend the throne not long ago, and the government has not yet After sorting it out, we are going to face this battle at the border. The situation is really not optimistic. But everyone, "Even though you know that the other party doesn't understand, you still paused ruthlessly, "The Central Plains has a vast territory. If today's matter is not peaceful, I will honor everyone's intentions and will not regret it."

Chu Yu was slightly stunned, and was considering how to translate this provocative and protest-like words more tactfully, but Qiu Sheng gestured and said: According to what I said, the harder the translation, the better.

It is difficult to disobey the king's order, Chu Yu translated every word and sentence, and even imitated the well-timed pause.

As soon as he finished speaking, the other party's face changed completely.

A fledgling boy who is not afraid of tigers, is so unwilling to give up an inch!

Mr. Yalf closed his eyes, the Pope's first choice strategy may not be used.

The little emperor's attitude is so tough, and they really can't take the step of tearing their faces apart and going to war in an all-out way. It's probably a dream to ask the other party to cede the territory.

He secretly held back his breath and gently opened his eyes.