A love story of two ladyboys

Ji Yao hesitated for a long time, "Will he scold me for what I did before when I replied to the message?" Thinking of "What will he scold me for?" But before the message was answered, he had already talked to Mr. Qin excitedly in his heart scolded.

In the end, he looked at the convenience lunch box that was left empty on the corner of the table with only two coriander leaves left, and suddenly felt pity for Mr. Qin who was being scolded for no reason.

Ji Yao opened the chat interface and sent him a message: "I went to buy cold noodles before."

After finishing speaking, I felt that it was not enough. I looked at Mr. Qin's previous post, and added like him: "It's delicious, you don't have to eat it, are you envious?"

Mr. Qin replied almost instantly: "I'm playing in the arena, come to the small room."

It's like opening a room.

Ji Yao obediently opened the guild channel and jumped down to Mr. Qin's small room.

There were only the two of them in the small room at the moment, Ji Yao turned off the microphone, Mr. Qin did not speak, only the keyboard was crackling, it seemed that the typing was still very intense.

Before Ji Yao could type to tell the other party that he was here, Mr. Qin's voice rang out, and the question was as shameless as always: "Mr. Ji, is it important for me or roasted cold noodles?"

Ji Yao: "..."

Nonsense, of course it is grilled cold noodles.

So Ji Yao chose to follow his heart after being silent for two seconds, and obediently replied: "Baked cold noodles."

"Oh..." Mr. Qin elongated his voice in obvious disappointment, and continued to ask after the crackling keyboard sound gradually weakened, "Is it me cute or the cold noodles?"

You are such an adult, don't you feel shy to compete with roasted cold noodles?

Ji Yao ruthlessly replied: "Baked cold noodles."

Mr. Qin: "Mr. Ji, I..."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Yao interrupted him and sent a message before the question was asked: "Baked cold noodles."

Mr. Qin let out a long sigh: "That's good, I'll answer quickly."

Ji Yao continued: "I'm not, I haven't."

"Humph," Mr. Qin laughed softly, his nose was full of anger, and his tone was extremely arrogant, which was too unsuitable for a big man, but he said it strangely and made people feel very natural. "Mr. Ji, you are just..."

This time the voice became smaller and smaller, and the last two words could not be heard at all. It seemed that the player was too obsessed with the game, or the opponent was too difficult to deal with, so he had to concentrate on playing the game seriously.

Ji Yao rested his chin with his hands, stared at the screen in a daze, and listened to the intense crackling sound of game skills in the earphones, imagining what kind of tough opponent Mr. Qin would meet in the arena.

Maybe it's the occupation with the strongest version.Ji Yao met him once when he was playing in the arena, and he was suppressed by no brains, which made people very angry.

In the end, the other party still scolded him that there was something wrong, and that the nanny entered the arena, did she have a brain hole?

At that time, Ji Yao felt that this society was really unfriendly to the profession of nurses. When needed, he was not polite at all. He also disliked flat breasts and small milk volume.

Has the nanny eaten your rice?Ji Yao was very unconvinced, and immediately cursed back.

After about 10 minutes, Mr. Qin cursed in a low voice, and the content of the curse was so ugly that it made people cry.

Ji Yao shrunk his neck, judging whether he lost the fight, or the kind who fought hard for a full 15 minutes, and finally was judged by the system to be inferior to the opponent in terms of damage, and was mocked by the opponent typing.

Teacher Ji silently added a point of affection to Mr. Qin in his heart, and decided to speak to him in a more friendly tone.

After playing in the arena, Mr. Qin lost more than he won, and was depressed. He told Ji Yao how disgusting the opponent he met just now for a long time, and how brave he fought. In the end, it actually lost to the system judgment.

"Trash game," Mr. Qin said at the end, very into the drama, cursing, with a rare sadness in his tone. "It's not fair, the system is all towards the new sect, and it will end sooner or later."

As a result, he talked eloquently for a full 10 minutes, but he didn't see Ji Yao's news, as if he was nervous in the air, so he asked aloud: "Mr. Ji, are you asleep? Why are you ignoring me, are you?" Want to be beaten?"

Ji Yao was immersed in the painful memories of his nanny not being able to play in the arena. When he was woken up by this sound, he immediately typed quickly: "I am here."

"Beating is kissing and scolding is love, Mr. Ji, do you want to be beaten or scolded?" Mr. Qin asked, with a gentle tone and provocative content, with a sense of homosexuality that is unclear.

Smart as Ji Yao, he immediately changed the subject: "Didn't you just want to say something to me, when you were playing in the arena?"

After his reminder, Mr. Qin remembered that he hadn't finished half a sentence just now.

"Oh, what I want to say is," Mr. Qin said, pausing for a while to build up the atmosphere, "I hate it."

Hold.

Ji Yao patted his chest and couldn't help cursing.

Mr. Qin's voice was like a subwoofer, and this "hate" sounded a bit sexy.

Hearing it in Ji Yao's ears, it's really...too flirtatious.

He covered his face with one hand, waited for half a minute, then cleared his throat, pretended to be serious, and typed a few words □□Mr. ​​Qin: "Can you have some morals?"

"Ah?" Mr. Qin was confused by this nonsensical question, and after thinking about the few words he had said several times, he asked uncertainly: "I am such a serious person, when did I not Do you have morals?"

Where are you serious and serious?It was clearly making trouble for no reason, so he was just lying on the ground and rolling around, shouting "I don't want it" while rolling.

Of course, Ji Yao just complained about this sentence in his heart, but didn't say it out.

If this was made in front of the venomous commander, just kidding, it is estimated that if you don't die, you will lose half your life. Ji Yao is young, and he doesn't want to die so early.

Ji Yao had a lot of inner drama. While complaining about Mr. Qin and feeling sorry for himself, he forgot to type for a while, so he left Mr. Qin aside for another 5 minutes.

This can't be blamed on him, Mr. Qin is really too limitless, which makes people daydream.

This kind of feeling of being silent while talking is not good. Mr. Qin waited quietly for a while, but Ji Yao still didn't reply.

There is a saying, I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the atmosphere.

It was a little embarrassing for a while.

"Teacher Ji," Mr. Qin finally spoke first. "Can you speak by voice?"

Ji Yao thought in his heart, "I'm afraid the voice will scare you to death."He typed: "No, there is no Mai."

In fact, he has a microphone costing thousands of dollars, and a sound card costing thousands of dollars. His speaking effect is very good, and he can be called a fighter in the microphone industry.

Ji Yao felt that if Mr. Qin found out that his love, the little loli, was actually a rough man, he might lose hope in loli's body shape.And if he really invested in himself and wanted to turn online dating into real love, he might lose hope in love from now on.

Therefore, in order to maintain the image of a loli player and the relationship between Mr. Qin, Ji Yao felt that he was determined not to reveal his true gender, completely forgetting that Mr. Qin himself was also a male player playing a female character.

Mr. Qin was very patient, and persuaded in a gentle voice: "You buy one."

After speaking, he sent a link to Ji Yao.

Ji Yao clicked on the link, it was the page of a certain online store, it said high-quality brand-name microphones, only [-] yuan during the event, free shipping nationwide, and [-] yuan for fake ones.

The advertisement is still in the style required by Party A. The characters must be large, thick, colorful, shiny, and sleek.

In short, it is very unaesthetic, and it looks very casual.

"Excuse me," Ji Yao didn't expect that Mr. Qin, who looked so wealthy in the game, actually used such a cheap microphone, and couldn't help but sigh, "Brother is amazing."

Mr. Qin didn't think about what Ji Yao would think of at all, and his attitude was firm and his tone was affirmative: "You buy it."

Ji Yao had no choice but to raise a small white flag to surrender, and temporarily appease Mr. Qin, whose tone was empty and cold.

"Good good."

He typed, and suddenly remembered a certain program while sending it.

It was a coincidence that he saw that program, and that afternoon he went shopping in a small supermarket near his residence.The cashier—probably the owner of the supermarket, behind him is a small TV with an unstable signal. Occasionally, snowflakes will appear on the screen. .

However, the picture did not affect the sound. Ji Yao was struggling with a bag of cucumber-flavored and yogurt-flavored potato chips in the supermarket, and his ears could not help listening to the sound.

The content of the speech is very sharp and sarcastic, and it is all the truth, but it makes people feel very funny.The laughter of the audience was also very unpretentious, like a bandit who robbed ten carts of silver, the voices of "hahahaha" kept coming and going.

In the end, Ji Yao didn't buy potato chips, but asked the boss the name of the show.

The boss probably was too bored watching the store. After telling Ji Yao his name, he recommended a series of programs to him with great enthusiasm, and even dragged him to chat for a full 10 minutes. Finally, Ji Yao made an excuse to go back. Only by cooking at home did he get rid of his overzealous boss.

What impressed Ji Yao the most was that another person in the program said that the Chinese are good at using triple affirmations to express negations, and gave many examples of duplicity and accepting repeated admonitions humbly.

Looking at what he posted now, Ji Yao found that it really made sense, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

He wiped away his tears after laughing, and thought it was a good thing that Mr. Qin couldn't hear him, otherwise he would definitely think he was a mental patient, just giggling when he had nothing to do, how scary.

"Mr. Ji, are you going to play games tonight?" Mr. Qin said "Yes" when he saw Ji Yao's reply, and then asked, his tone was very sticky and hypocritical, not at all like the previous "poisonous command" and "overbearing president" ", "Will you stay with me?"

Ji Yao really had no resistance to this overly masculine voice. While slandering and commanding privately like an insecure female high school student, he promised to "accompany you and accompany you", and opened the game in such a useless manner. .