Compete with your crush on acting skills

Baohui Gang's XXX Big Brother Speech Conference was grandly held!

not at all!

After going through a difficult process - being stuck by the group of people until he lost his voice, half of his speech was interrupted, no bird understood what he said, etc., Ji Meng finally coaxed the ordinary birds away.

The rest of the guys, Ma Xiao and others, each bird holds a branch or fallen leaf, and is diligently sweeping the melon seeds on the ground.

As if nothing happened.

Ji Meng looked amused, turned her back and straightened her hair, straightened her clothes, wiped off the smile on her face, and then turned around with a straight face.

"Cough! Do you know what's wrong?"

Thinking of the limited human language that the little guys can understand, which is not conducive to his fluent lectures, and it is really awkward to speak bird language in human form, Ji Meng still changed back to his original form after the opening scene.

The round big tit is several sizes smaller than the Hoopoe and Jay in front of him, but it completely overwhelms it in terms of momentum.Seeing him standing on the tree branch with his feet spread apart, his head half-lowered and looking down, the younger brothers consciously lined up and waited obediently for the training.

Satisfied with their performance, Ji Meng nodded, the white cheeks crowded so that the black "helmet" on the top of the head was more round and black.

With his blue-gray tail up and his round belly holding up the "tie" formed by the black feather in the middle of the goose-yellow chest hair, he pondered for a while, and asked again in a subdued voice, "Do you know what's wrong?"

"grumble."

"Chirp."

"Goo."

"Gah."

……

understood.

Littering.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"grumble!"

"Chirp!"

"Goo!"

"Gah!"

……

understood!

That's more or less.

"What did I say? Don't do dangerous things! Don't take the initiative to provoke humans! Don't play tricks in front of humans!"

In the bottom of her heart, Ji Meng knew that he was responsible, because of his "bad example", the little birds had such thoughts.But to treat these children, it is necessary to repeat fiercely so that they can remember.

"If you are disobedient, the delicious food will be gone, and I will not take you to play again. Seriously, you are not allowed to go down the mountain again, and all the snacks hidden in the nest will be confiscated!"

As Ji Meng said, she raised her wings and wanted to thrust her waist...but failed.

Fortunately, the younger brothers all lowered their heads to reflect, and were stupefied by the horrible consequences of having nothing to eat or play, so they didn't notice his embarrassing appearance.

After scolding, you have to be reasonable.

"You are indeed smarter than many humans think, but you are small and weak. Humans are very complicated and can use tools. If I am not careful, I will not see you. You don't want me to see you. Right wrong?"

Next comes reassurance and motivation.

Brother Ji jumped off the tree, walked up to the younger brothers, raised his wings and patted his shoulders one by one.

Those who are taller than him stand on tiptoe to take pictures, and those who are much taller fly up to take pictures quietly.

At the same time, he whispered softly: "You are very important to me, and none of you can do anything. I know that you want to help me, but in fact, you have done enough and good enough, and you will do more things when you can be like me. Do. Until then, surely you guys can set an example for other birds, right? I'm planning to order some boxes of new nuts, dried bugs, seeds and nectar online and send them to you when I receive them."

After finishing a whole set of "standard actions of an excellent boss", the little birds became obedient.

That was before.

The younger brother is also making progress.The thrush with the liveliest brain and the best language ability has not been completely "brainwashed" by fear, anxiety, longing, and joy, and is still worried about its young ladies.

"What about Miss Sister? That old..."

"Sexual harassment." Ma Xiao added softly, and immediately squinted at Ji Meng after speaking.

Huamei finished speaking: "The old man sexually harassed them, what should I do?"

It held its chest up, looking very brave, but the tips of its wings were trembling slightly, probably afraid that Ji Meng would disagree with it, so it would copy the collection in its nest.

Ji Meng didn't draw a conclusion right away. He took out the portable smart brain from the invisible storage bag, searched the local forum, and really let him find relevant posts.

An old hooligan harassed girls on the road many times. Every time the police detained him for a few days, he recovered from his old habits when he came out.And because he is old, the detention center has to pay attention to his body, which is equivalent to letting him eat and drink for nothing for a few days.When they found his family, the son and daughter-in-law said that they had severed ties with him long ago, and mocked the harassed girl for her indiscretion.

If such a thing did not happen to happen, Ji Meng would not intervene in general.The police have punished the old hooligan and his family members, and the public has condemned him.

But looking at the eyes of the little birds looking at him, just like when he was a child when he was first distinguishing between right and wrong, he still couldn't bear to let them down, nodded and said: "You guys, I will try to scare him hard. That guy is 80 years old and What, I'm still in my 70s."

However, this was not the result Thrush expected.

"My little sister gave me food, but I haven't repaid them yet."

That's right, repaying kindness with kindness and returning kindness with kindness are also the "tutoring" practiced by Baohuishan goblins.

Ji Meng: "That's not called repayment, that's called returning a gift. We can't be sure that the person who encountered something was the person who gave you food, and if you want to return the gift, you can quietly send some fruits or flowers from the mountain."

Huamei was impatient, and stomped her feet: "That's different!"

What's different?Of course, there is a difference between being attentive when there is nothing to do and helping when there is something to do.

Ji Meng was silent for a moment.

The other younger brothers also got excited when they saw the show.

Ma Xiao: "I have also eaten food from many people down the mountain. There is an uncle, maybe his daughter, and a mother-in-law, maybe her granddaughter."

The companions thought: Ma Xiao is amazing!Ma is smart!

Du Juan: "I ate millet with Thrush."

Hoopoe: "I've eaten garden bugs."

……

Sunbird: "Me, me, me!"

Ji Meng turned to it helplessly: "Have you ever eaten food from people down the mountain?"

The jay pokes the sunbird, and the sunbird: "I, I, have eaten nectar!"

Brothers, please half-talk me, I'm afraid Ji Meng doesn't understand their logic: they all inherit the kindness of the human beings down the mountain, no matter who is being harassed, there is such an old hooligan who is not good to the people who have given them kindness Well, disgusting sisters, wives and daughters, polluting everyone's environment, they should show something.And with Brother Meng around, they won't be in danger.

In this case, strong suppression may have sequelae, Ji Meng finally said that he would think about it carefully.

"Crackling, twittering, twittering~"

From the point of view of the little birds, this is done.They circled and danced, screamed excitedly, and rubbed Ji Meng hard.

Big tit knocked upside down: "..."

Ji Meng turned over and saw a cat and a dog following the sound from a distance, and reminded the guys who were still having fun: "Your friends are here."

The birds looked over there, giggling and flying away, leaving the sparrows and thrushes who looked angry but did not leave.

"Hello Brother Meng." The cat and dog said hello first when they approached.

"Ma Xiao, Duo Hua, why are you ignoring me and Artest?" the blue cat asked the two birds.

"My name is Xiaohua, not Duohua!"

"I'm used to it, why don't you call me Fatty Lan?" Blue Cat was aggrieved.

Teddy said: "We will come to you as soon as we get off work."

There are a group of cat and dog employees in Huo's theme park, which is one of the highlights of this well-known old theme park for many years.They receive training, work hard in the park, and enjoy various rights and protections.

The first batch of cats and dogs were originally rescued stray animals. Due to the influence of the aura on the mountain, their intellectual life span has been improved and their fertility rate has naturally decreased.Today, the cats and dogs on the mountain are basically their descendants, and most of them choose to work when they grow up.

The two birds were not easily moved by the behavior of the blue cat and Teddy looking for them as soon as they got off work.

Ma Xiaoyu was angry: "Who told you to play with those monkeys? It's not that they don't know that they robbed our five plums."

Ji Meng who was listening: "..."

Gone and gone, the sensible bird who fights for reason is only a flash in the pan, and what remains unchanged is the brat and the immature ghost.

Facts have proved that this judgment is extremely correct.

When Ji Meng was frightened by a bat in the middle of the night and woken up by three bees at dawn, she wanted to spank those little bastards from the bottom of her heart.