Compete with your crush on acting skills
Chapter 13
Ji Meng called Jeffrey, who picked it up quickly this time.
"Hey, Mengmeng, is Uncle Xiang still here? Wo just bought a new smart brain and called."
Familiar nonsense, familiar foreign accents, and familiar chatter.
The waves of enthusiastic words come with a very personal voice and intonation, which are translated synchronously in Ji Meng's brain, which he has been accustomed to since childhood.
"Are you okay? Xiaoqing, Xiaochu, Xiaoming, Xiaoliang, are you okay? Are those little things on the mountain okay? I just came out of my hometown, and it feels so good to be back in modern society, otherwise you wouldn't be able to contact me, the previous paragraph My intellectual brain was broken by a little woodpecker practicing magic, you wouldn't tear apart my things when you were young..."
Ji Meng's eyes curled up, feeling extremely kind, but at the same time, she couldn't stop thinking about the question that she had thought about countless times.
Will the woodpecker's beak not get tired?
Among the five patriarchs of Baohui Mountain, Uncle Jeffrey is the least prestigious.Not to mention the strict Aunt Chang, Uncle Huo who has been the CEO for many years, even the gentle Uncle Mu and the naive Uncle Lu are more useful than his words.Without him, the parents' setup collapsed due to too many words.
Even the most well-mannered Aunt Chang taught Ji Meng: Don't hold back, run away when you get tired of listening, and give him a blank stare if you can't run away.
"Blind eyes." Ji Meng said to Zhinao.
"So early? I just started talking."
"Uncle, I really have something to do with you." Taking advantage of the other party's silence, Ji Meng rushed to get down to business, "Did you introduce the five groundhog brothers to Nanyun? A sum of money to let them work and live here, and let them go to Baohui Mountain to find us?"
"Yeah, they arrived early according to the time, right? I also gave them your communication number, and told them how to find someone. There is a martial arts gym near your resume. These kids are Skull Fang , your nature is good, you can help me when necessary..."
Ji Meng secretly complained: If you don't talk so much about the vague points, and get rid of your century-old accent and habit of speaking local dialects, their brains will not be so square, not only will they not be able to connect through the brain The Venerable Master went to Baohui Mountain once, and only went to worship at the "Sitting Buddha" with ordinary people.
"Are you all right?" Ji Meng interrupted her uncle's eloquence and raised her voice abruptly.
"Huh? Good. I..."
"It's fine. I'll chat with you slowly when I'm back, uncle bye." Ji Meng hung up the phone without hesitation.
It's impossible not to hang up early, the new demon friend is still waiting.
After listening to them talking about their experience last night, Ji Meng guessed that the big monster they said was Uncle Jeffery, and just wanted to confirm.Fortunately, the phone call from last night to today has alarmed other parents and finally got through.The most important thing is that Uncle Jeffrey is fine, but he is probably going to be scolded by Aunt Chang soon, saying that he is such an old monster, and he is not thorough in what he does.
After sending out a few short messages to let her sisters feel at ease to participate in the audition, Ji Meng walked down the stairs, jumping happily all the way down.
The aura is thin, and it is difficult to become a demon. It is very happy to meet the same kind of goblins now, and the basic principles of being a demon do not conflict.Yaoyou is in trouble, and it is due to help, not to mention that what he needs to do now can only be regarded as a little effort.
I hope the martial arts hall is two floors below Ji Meng's Ehe dance studio, he hasn't been there yet.Looking inside and outside, Ji Meng found that he might raise his hand a few more times.
The decoration of the martial arts hall is good, but it was not called this name before, the boss has a big business, opening a martial arts hall is a new interest, and the target group in the plan is his partners from all walks of life, so there is no publicity.Unexpectedly, the boss's main business encountered a major crisis just after opening, and he wanted to transfer the martial arts gym.
The five Groundhog brothers, Bo Taiji, Bo Wing Chun, Bo Xingyi, Bo Luohan, and Bo Jingang, had a sum of money from Jeffrey in their hands. They originally planned to work and study before opening their own martial arts gym. Now they take over the martial arts gym. Be the boss ahead of time.
Then they deeply realized the difficulty of starting a business.
The transformation of the positioning of the martial arts school, according to the original intention of the five brothers to promote traditional martial arts, is mainly for young people.However, traditional martial arts have lost their amazing lethality so far, and they are not particularly attractive to those who just want to strengthen their bodies and cultivate their specialties.If you want to stand out from similar competing products, you have to shout hard and have a distinctive voice, otherwise, before the word-of-mouth is slowly fermented and converted into new customers, the people who open the martial arts gym will starve to death.
The groundhogs from the plateau don't understand publicity, have no spare money, and are already on the verge of starving to death.
Ji Meng saw the display rack at the entrance of the martial arts hall that seemed to be produced by a roadside printing shop in the last century, and then looked at the red and white T-shirts of the new demon friends, and the name of the martial arts hall that they changed to a very simple name, and automatically used Uncle Jeffrey in his mind. The sound plays: square, square, square...
However, the groundhog brothers didn't want to wait for Bie Yao's help. They rejected Ji Meng's suggestion to invest money in their marketing, and only accepted the guidance.After hitting the wall repeatedly, they have also made a lot of progress.
"We know that my brother is into dancing, so we thought there is wu in both dance and martial arts. The dance is beautiful. Can we add some dance to the martial arts, that is, to make the martial arts more beautiful. We will perform in the business district."
"We owe the money for teaching us first, and we will pay it back in batches together with the previous money. Is it okay, brother?"
"In order to thank brother, we found the old video that brother mentioned last night, studied it seriously, and now 'ah' show it to brother."
"It's not for you to teach us how to dance, it's just to thank you, brother, look at it."
After Yiyao finished speaking, Bo Taiji, the boss, shouted the password: "Stand at attention! Look to the left! Look forward! Transform!"
The five strong men turned into a row of groundhogs standing in a military posture.
Ji Meng was startled, almost followed the command, and managed to catch the bird's tail.
Then he got excited.
Furry, chubby, two-footed, groundhog!I've only seen it on video, groundhog!It's going to be "ah", groundhog!
The groundhogs lived up to his expectations.
Stamping feet and stretching neck: "Ah——!"
Stamping feet and stretching neck: "Ah——!"
Stamping feet and stretching neck: "Ah——!"
Ji Meng, who was overjoyed, moved beyond reason and sent a voice message with a smile on her face.
"Remember the groundhog?"
Ordinary groundhogs don't bark, their barks are closer to normal mice, chirp, chirp.
When expressing expulsion, you may hear a sound similar to "ah" from their mouths, but it is also very different from the sound in the funny videos dubbed by netizens decades ago.
That ancient video that has long sunk into the depths of the Internet was one of the few sources of happiness for Qin Fangyue when he was a child.
It was also the reason why Ji Mengmeng went to the groundhog.
The groundhog that goes "Ah!"
"Hey, Mengmeng, is Uncle Xiang still here? Wo just bought a new smart brain and called."
Familiar nonsense, familiar foreign accents, and familiar chatter.
The waves of enthusiastic words come with a very personal voice and intonation, which are translated synchronously in Ji Meng's brain, which he has been accustomed to since childhood.
"Are you okay? Xiaoqing, Xiaochu, Xiaoming, Xiaoliang, are you okay? Are those little things on the mountain okay? I just came out of my hometown, and it feels so good to be back in modern society, otherwise you wouldn't be able to contact me, the previous paragraph My intellectual brain was broken by a little woodpecker practicing magic, you wouldn't tear apart my things when you were young..."
Ji Meng's eyes curled up, feeling extremely kind, but at the same time, she couldn't stop thinking about the question that she had thought about countless times.
Will the woodpecker's beak not get tired?
Among the five patriarchs of Baohui Mountain, Uncle Jeffrey is the least prestigious.Not to mention the strict Aunt Chang, Uncle Huo who has been the CEO for many years, even the gentle Uncle Mu and the naive Uncle Lu are more useful than his words.Without him, the parents' setup collapsed due to too many words.
Even the most well-mannered Aunt Chang taught Ji Meng: Don't hold back, run away when you get tired of listening, and give him a blank stare if you can't run away.
"Blind eyes." Ji Meng said to Zhinao.
"So early? I just started talking."
"Uncle, I really have something to do with you." Taking advantage of the other party's silence, Ji Meng rushed to get down to business, "Did you introduce the five groundhog brothers to Nanyun? A sum of money to let them work and live here, and let them go to Baohui Mountain to find us?"
"Yeah, they arrived early according to the time, right? I also gave them your communication number, and told them how to find someone. There is a martial arts gym near your resume. These kids are Skull Fang , your nature is good, you can help me when necessary..."
Ji Meng secretly complained: If you don't talk so much about the vague points, and get rid of your century-old accent and habit of speaking local dialects, their brains will not be so square, not only will they not be able to connect through the brain The Venerable Master went to Baohui Mountain once, and only went to worship at the "Sitting Buddha" with ordinary people.
"Are you all right?" Ji Meng interrupted her uncle's eloquence and raised her voice abruptly.
"Huh? Good. I..."
"It's fine. I'll chat with you slowly when I'm back, uncle bye." Ji Meng hung up the phone without hesitation.
It's impossible not to hang up early, the new demon friend is still waiting.
After listening to them talking about their experience last night, Ji Meng guessed that the big monster they said was Uncle Jeffery, and just wanted to confirm.Fortunately, the phone call from last night to today has alarmed other parents and finally got through.The most important thing is that Uncle Jeffrey is fine, but he is probably going to be scolded by Aunt Chang soon, saying that he is such an old monster, and he is not thorough in what he does.
After sending out a few short messages to let her sisters feel at ease to participate in the audition, Ji Meng walked down the stairs, jumping happily all the way down.
The aura is thin, and it is difficult to become a demon. It is very happy to meet the same kind of goblins now, and the basic principles of being a demon do not conflict.Yaoyou is in trouble, and it is due to help, not to mention that what he needs to do now can only be regarded as a little effort.
I hope the martial arts hall is two floors below Ji Meng's Ehe dance studio, he hasn't been there yet.Looking inside and outside, Ji Meng found that he might raise his hand a few more times.
The decoration of the martial arts hall is good, but it was not called this name before, the boss has a big business, opening a martial arts hall is a new interest, and the target group in the plan is his partners from all walks of life, so there is no publicity.Unexpectedly, the boss's main business encountered a major crisis just after opening, and he wanted to transfer the martial arts gym.
The five Groundhog brothers, Bo Taiji, Bo Wing Chun, Bo Xingyi, Bo Luohan, and Bo Jingang, had a sum of money from Jeffrey in their hands. They originally planned to work and study before opening their own martial arts gym. Now they take over the martial arts gym. Be the boss ahead of time.
Then they deeply realized the difficulty of starting a business.
The transformation of the positioning of the martial arts school, according to the original intention of the five brothers to promote traditional martial arts, is mainly for young people.However, traditional martial arts have lost their amazing lethality so far, and they are not particularly attractive to those who just want to strengthen their bodies and cultivate their specialties.If you want to stand out from similar competing products, you have to shout hard and have a distinctive voice, otherwise, before the word-of-mouth is slowly fermented and converted into new customers, the people who open the martial arts gym will starve to death.
The groundhogs from the plateau don't understand publicity, have no spare money, and are already on the verge of starving to death.
Ji Meng saw the display rack at the entrance of the martial arts hall that seemed to be produced by a roadside printing shop in the last century, and then looked at the red and white T-shirts of the new demon friends, and the name of the martial arts hall that they changed to a very simple name, and automatically used Uncle Jeffrey in his mind. The sound plays: square, square, square...
However, the groundhog brothers didn't want to wait for Bie Yao's help. They rejected Ji Meng's suggestion to invest money in their marketing, and only accepted the guidance.After hitting the wall repeatedly, they have also made a lot of progress.
"We know that my brother is into dancing, so we thought there is wu in both dance and martial arts. The dance is beautiful. Can we add some dance to the martial arts, that is, to make the martial arts more beautiful. We will perform in the business district."
"We owe the money for teaching us first, and we will pay it back in batches together with the previous money. Is it okay, brother?"
"In order to thank brother, we found the old video that brother mentioned last night, studied it seriously, and now 'ah' show it to brother."
"It's not for you to teach us how to dance, it's just to thank you, brother, look at it."
After Yiyao finished speaking, Bo Taiji, the boss, shouted the password: "Stand at attention! Look to the left! Look forward! Transform!"
The five strong men turned into a row of groundhogs standing in a military posture.
Ji Meng was startled, almost followed the command, and managed to catch the bird's tail.
Then he got excited.
Furry, chubby, two-footed, groundhog!I've only seen it on video, groundhog!It's going to be "ah", groundhog!
The groundhogs lived up to his expectations.
Stamping feet and stretching neck: "Ah——!"
Stamping feet and stretching neck: "Ah——!"
Stamping feet and stretching neck: "Ah——!"
Ji Meng, who was overjoyed, moved beyond reason and sent a voice message with a smile on her face.
"Remember the groundhog?"
Ordinary groundhogs don't bark, their barks are closer to normal mice, chirp, chirp.
When expressing expulsion, you may hear a sound similar to "ah" from their mouths, but it is also very different from the sound in the funny videos dubbed by netizens decades ago.
That ancient video that has long sunk into the depths of the Internet was one of the few sources of happiness for Qin Fangyue when he was a child.
It was also the reason why Ji Mengmeng went to the groundhog.
The groundhog that goes "Ah!"
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