My aesthetic is out of tune with the world
Chapter 44 In progress
He gave up so happily, which made people a little caught off guard.
Shen Yiming got up from the bed angrily, and saw Chen Yu lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, shaking and shaking very uncomfortable.
"Do you really want to sleep on the sofa?"
"if not?"
Chen Yuzhi put his hands behind his head, and his feet moved more happily.
"I said that if I don't rob you, I won't rob you."
Shen Yiming snorted when he heard the words, squatted down and opened the suitcase, and took things out one by one, hair dryer, shoes, clothes, books, forget it, there were pillows and quilt covers.
Chen Yu's eyelids twitched when he saw this, and he looked at him incredulously,
"Wow, why don't you bring so many things?"
No wonder the box was heavier than a pig when carried all the way.
"You talk a lot, hurry up and help make the bed."
Shen Yiming loves cleanliness, but he is obviously not good at making the bed. The sheets were still crumpled after making the bed for a long time, so he subconsciously asked him for help.
"I don't sleep on the bed, whoever sleeps on it makes it."
Chen Yu has never done thankless things, and because someone had a bad attitude, he just closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Usually when a couple encounters this kind of situation, they should jump up and stalk the person to arrest them, but Shen Yiming seemed to have the courage to speak only once, and after being rejected by Chen Yuzhi, he never spoke again, busy cleaning up in the room alone. .
After closing his eyes and waiting for a long time, there was no movement. Chen Yuzhi raised his eyes quietly and found that the other party was kneeling on the bed and making sheets. Looking at it from this angle, Shen Yiming's lips were slightly pursed, revealing a bit of stubbornness for no reason.
Chen Yu stared at it for a while, and finally closed his eyes again.
The program team had scheduled a meeting at [-]:[-] pm, during which Chen Yu slept soundly for two hours. When he opened his eyes in a daze, he found that the quilt on the bed had turned into sperm, moving around like a caterpillar.
Rubbing his eyes helplessly, he got up from the sofa, put on his shoes and walked over. Chen Yu found the quilt cover and opened the zipper without any mistakes. As expected, he found that someone was panting inside making the quilt, and he was immediately happy.
"You pig, who spread the quilt and got in by himself."
After Shen Yiming stuffed the quilt into the quilt cover, he couldn't make it neat. He went back and forth many times, and finally he just got in and smoothed it out a little. Out of breath.
"What are you laughing at! Don't laugh!"
Shen Yiming got out of the quilt, and stretched out his hand to cover Chen Yuzhi's mouth, but Chen Yuzhi dodged backwards, left and right, unable to cover him no matter what, and stabbed a knife in his heart from time to time,
"Shen Yiming, don't call Shen Yiming, called Shen Diamond, hahahaha, for the first time, I saw someone in a quilt in the quilt. Hahahaha-"
Chen Yu laughed so hard that he kicked off his shoes, but the person who was laughed at was not in a good mood and looked at him expressionlessly.
Shen Yiming made his debut in the men's group and followed the idol route. However, he knew that he would not be able to eat for a few years. He resolutely left the group and chose to transform during the popular period. Now that 20 years have passed, the original members have already had their ups and downs in the entertainment industry Submerged in the undulating waves, only he stood firmly on his feet.
Fans all know that he is a very strong person, he must do his best in everything, and being ridiculed is definitely one of the most intolerable things in life.
Chen Yu laughed enough, and when he looked up, he found Shen Yiming looking at him expressionlessly.
Good-looking people are good-looking even when they are angry. Shen Yiming's pupils are small and his lower eyelids are deep. When he looks down slightly, he is very aggressive, cold and arrogant.
Chen Yuzhi: I want to pounce, I want to bully.
Shamefully realizing that he was about to harden, Chen Yu wiped away his tears and put away his smile, reached out and kneaded his face into a ball,
"Pig, why don't you find me if you don't know how to shop, and the boyfriend is not just for display."
Shen Yiming snapped off the hand that was making trouble on his face with a snap, and straightened the quilt that had already been laid,
"Didn't you say that whoever sleeps in the bunk, I dare not bother you."
"I definitely don't make it when others sleep, but I definitely have to make it when you sleep."
Chen Yu approached him with a smile, looking like a clingy little wolf dog. Shen Yiming smashed his head away. Although he didn't speak, the expression on his face softened a lot.
"Oh, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkles when you are angry."
Chen Yuzhi's words obviously stepped on thunder, and Shen Yiming's movement of folding the quilt was murderous.
"If you think I'm too old, then you can find someone who doesn't have wrinkles."
"No one said you were old. Have you ever heard of 41 flowers for men?"
Chen Yuzhi went to pull him again, looking very serious, Shen Yiming felt inexplicably uncomfortable, lowered his head to smooth out the wrinkles on the quilt,
"What about after forty? Sooner or later you will grow old..."
His voice was as thin as a mosquito, if Chen Yu hadn't been so close, he might not have heard what he said.
"Everyone will grow old,"
Chen Yuzhi didn't smile anymore, his face was a bit serious, Shen Yiming turned his back to him, he leaned forward and put his head on the other's shoulder, and said earnestly with his fingers,
"When you are one year older, I am also one year older. When you are ten years older, I am also ten years older. You are so old that you lose all your hair, and I lose all your hair. In fact, they are all the same. "
Chen Yuzhi's voice was gentle and soothing, which made people think of the golden leaves falling in autumn, and a pair of gray-haired old men. When he spoke, his jaw moved and rubbed against Shen Yiming's shoulders inexplicably itchy. This itch went straight to the bottom of his heart, bringing The feeling is very strange.
Shen Yiming blinked, turned his head suddenly, and looked straight at him. The two of them were so close that they could hear their breath, but neither of them avoided.
"Then don't you think I'm not good? I have a big temper, I like to get angry, I'm stubborn, and I'm not likable..."
This is the first time that Shen Yiming has openly revealed his shortcomings to others, and it is also the first time that he cares so much about a person's opinion.
Chen Yu didn't think it was a big deal. He smiled and stretched out his hand to rub the other person's head. He looked like a man with clear brows and open-minded eyes.
"Who doesn't have a few stink problems? I'm the same. I'm lazy and useless. I'm grateful that you don't dislike me. I pamper you if you have a big temper, and coax you when you're angry. As for being unlikable, that's not necessarily..."
Chen Yu looked at Shen Yiming whose ears were so red, but still tried his best to pretend to be calm, his heart softened inexplicably, and he leaned into his ear and whispered,
"At least, you're quite my favorite..."
A kind of dense electric shock suddenly swept through the whole body, that feeling is very strange, the whole person seems to be flying lightly, Shen Yiming did not have this feeling when he won the Shidi Award for the first time.
Like a kid who fell in love suddenly, he was so nervous that he subconsciously buttoned the quilt, not daring to lift his head.
Chen Yuzhi fell asleep just now, and he is still a little tired now. He stretched out his hand to hug Shen Yiming from behind, leaned on the other's shoulder and continued to squint, his voice was hoarse and sleepy,
"Hey, don't think about these things in the future, you are very handsome in my heart, and you will be a handsome old man when you get old."
This is how Chen Yuzhi comforted himself when he was old in his previous life.
There was a man's shallow breathing from behind, and it seemed that the breath was gradually coincident with his own heartbeat, and even the air had a slightly intoxicating taste.
Shen Yiming closed his eyes, felt the heat source behind him, suddenly felt a little at a loss, and thought uncertainly in his heart,
Actually, He Wei is pretty good...
In the evening, when the director team came to deliver the task cards, they saw Shen Yiming sitting on the bed reading a book, while Chen Yuzhi was sleeping soundly lying on his lap. The two looked very warm.
Shen Yiming looked up and found the staff standing at the door. He put down the book, glanced at Chen Yuzhi who was sleeping soundly, carefully raised his head and put it on the pillow, then got off the bed lightly, put on his shoes and walked out.
The staff also lowered their voices in cooperation.
"This is a task card with a road map on it. Please go to the designated place to gather now."
"OK, thanks."
Shen Yiming took the card, turned around and went back to the room, gently shaking Chen Yuzhi awake.
Hearing that he had to find the way by himself again, he let out a ouch and sighed as he got out of bed and put on his shoes.
"Lu Chi can't come to this show."
Shen Yiming pursed his lips and smiled when he heard the words, and handed him the jacket that Chen Yuzhi had thrown on the sofa,
"It's been raining a lot recently, and it's quite cold at night, so wear more clothes."
Little Wild Cat suddenly became a very good wife and mother.
Chen Yuzhi raised his eyebrows secretly, didn't say anything, and pulled him out. It was already dark outside, and he could only vaguely distinguish the shadows of the surrounding buildings. When they reached a fork in the road, they both stopped.
Shen Yiming subconsciously leaned against Chen Yuzhi: "What should we do, which way are we going?"
He squinted his eyes, trying hard to see the route on the card, but at this moment, Chen Yu took out a flashlight as if by magic, and the long beam of light instantly illuminated the road ahead.
Shen Yiming said in surprise, "Where did you get the flashlight?"
"I saw it when I was cleaning the house."
"Why didn't I see it?"
"You're stupid."
The two walked forward with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and arrived at the destination in a short time.
The entrance is a big stage, decorated with a lot of colorful ropes, hanging with small lanterns, like the big operas in the village during festivals.
The program team had long been waiting in the open space under the stage, and the other two groups of guests had already arrived, but they looked a little embarrassed.
The camera turned, and the second group of guests was the recent popular male star Zhou Huai and his girlfriend Tian Wei who was not in the circle. It is said that the two of them bought a bicycle with 200 yuan and pedaled all the way here. At this time, they were too tired to stand up. Straight, leaning on a tree to barely support it.
The third group of guests is a pair of gay people, 80s actor Yao Rong and Shi Jiang, a member of a boy group in the entertainment industry. Their situation is somewhat similar to that of Chen Yuzhi. Jiang just made his debut, fans are still in the development stage, and the controversy between the two is not big.
Seeing Shen Yiming approaching, Shi Jiang's eyes lit up suddenly, he covered his mouth and let out a low cry of surprise, as if he was a fan,
"It's Shen Yiming!"
Chen Yuzhi rolled his eyes silently in his heart, wasn't it Shen Yiming or Shen Erming?Is it really okay to be infatuated with other men while your partner is still there?
When everyone saw them coming, they all stood up and greeted each other. After exchanging pleasantries for a while, they couldn't help complaining about the inhumanity of the program group.
"Oh my god, I stepped on a bicycle all the way here, and my legs are almost useless."
Zhou Huai is a steady and powerful actor, and he looks very cheerful. Compared with his girlfriend Tian Wei, he is much more silent. Because she was a model before, Tian Wei looks thin, tall and skinny. There is also a death line tattooed from the lower lip to the neck, which has a strong personal style.
The pair of Yao Rong ran out of travel expenses when they walked halfway. In the end, they were lucky to meet fans and were picked up by someone in a car.
In contrast, Chen Yuzhi's couple was not too comfortable. They played along the way, and used the remaining money to buy milk tea and barbecue in the town.
Chen Yuzhi complacently whispered in Shen Yiming's ear: "How about it, am I good?"
I thought I would get a blank stare or a speechless expression from the other party, but Shen Yiming really nodded,
"Well, great."
He turned his head to look at Chen Yuzhi, with a smile and starlight in his eyes that he couldn't hide.
Chen Yuzhi was used to being thick-skinned, and he felt a little embarrassed under such gazes, coughing dryly and saying: "You finally said something human."
It just ruins the atmosphere.
Shen Yiming curled his lips secretly when he heard the words, turned his head away, and ignored him again.
The private houses where everyone lives do not have any ingredients, so the dinner is prepared by the director team, but before that, a game must be played, and the ingredients can only be obtained if you win.
Everyone was wondering what the game was, until the program team brought out the props.
Bending over the bar is a game that tests the flexibility of the body.
Seeing this, Yao Rong couldn't help but smile wryly. He had injured his back when he was young, so he couldn't play this kind of game at all.
Chen Yuzhi tried to move his waist, but found that the flexibility of this body hadn't been practiced, and he might be a bit unsure if he wanted to win. He patted Shen Yiming's shoulder and smiled with him.
"Brother Ming is up to you for dinner."
Shen Yiming gave him a squinting look: "Aren't you amazing just now, go do it yourself."
Chen Yuzhi jumped on the spot twice, stretched his arms and legs and said, "That won't work, I still have to give you a chance to show off, don't be too polite, go and win back the seafood feast."
Zhou Huai on the side was also mumbling with Tian Wei to discuss countermeasures. Needless to say, Yao Rong's group must be Shi Jiang playing, but the program group suddenly said,
"The two must pass at the same time to be considered a winner."
Everyone's face immediately collapsed when they heard the words, Zhou Huai sighed leisurely,
"What do you guys do?"
Program group: "You can choose, but there will be no dinner."
After going through untold hardships to come here, everyone's stomachs are already rumbling with hunger, how could it be possible, Zhou Huai raised his hands in surrender,
"Okay, okay, you win."
The difficulty was not high at the beginning of the game. The pole only dropped to a distance of 1.5 meters. Three groups of people passed one after another. In the second round, the pole dropped again and became 1.2 meters.
Halfway through Yao Rong and Shi Jiang, they couldn't walk because of a back injury, but Shi Jiang didn't seem to notice it, and passed by on their own, because the two were holding hands and even pulled Yao Rong down.
Obviously, they were at the bottom, Yao Rong got up from the ground and smiled awkwardly: "It's over, now I can only eat steamed buns."
Shi Jiang has good dancing skills and good flexibility. He felt that he would definitely win without Yao Rong, so he inevitably showed some surprise on his face.
Chen Yu is 1.8 meters tall. Looking at the 1.2-meter bar, he felt pain in his waist before he passed it. Shen Yiming couldn't help laughing.
"How about it, can you do it? How about we eat steamed buns too."
Chen Yu squinted at him,
"A man must do it. I am excellent in all aspects."
If he doesn't eat the seafood feast, he will die in peace.
From a certain point of view, he is as strong as Shen Yiming, but it's just that he doesn't stand out usually.
Shen Yiming suppressed a smile and nodded: "Then try it, don't force yourself, it's not easy to heal a back injury."
When the two of them crossed the horizontal bar hand in hand, the early stage went smoothly, but when it came to the chin, Chen Yuzhi couldn't bend his waist straight from the wooden rafters.
Shen Yiming wanted to help him support his lower back, but just as he was about to take his hand away from him, Chen Yuzhi gripped him even tighter in panic,
"Oh my god! Don't let go! I'll fall if you let go! You can't just give up on me! Don't let go, don't let go!"
"Okay, I won't let go! Don't move around!"
The people onlookers laughed together when they saw this, and Shen Yiming couldn't help but laugh too. Seeing that Chen Yuzhi hadn't moved for a long time, he was a little afraid that he might hurt his waist.
"If not, let's eat steamed buns."
"no!"
When Chen Yu heard the words, he didn't know where the strength came from, he gritted his teeth and bent his waist a little bit, leading Shen Yiming to slither past with lightning speed.
"Oh my mother,"
Chen Yu stood up straight, feeling that he was not well. Shen Yiming didn't speak, but stood behind and silently rubbed his waist, which formed a sharp contrast with Yao Rongshijiang's group.
When Zhou Huai and Tian Wei crossed the pole, Chen Yu leaned close to Shen Yiming's ear and whispered,
"Let's not show our bravery. If they pass, we will admit defeat in the next round, ah."
Shen Yiming was amused: "If you can't make it through, you can't make it through, what reason are you looking for?"
Chen Yu turned his head straight,
"What did you say?"
Shen Yiming shook his head, persuaded for a second,
"It's nothing."
However, God probably didn't want Chen Yuzhi to be too proud of this stinky and shameless person. Zhou Huai and Tian Wei's group passed the test smoothly and went directly to the third round.
Chen Yu straightly raised his hand: "We abstain."
So they were reduced to No. 2, and they got a tube of dried noodles and some small seafood, which were all raw, and they had to go home to cook.
Chen Yuzhi couldn't help but sighed: "It's better than eating steamed buns."
Carrying the ingredients that were not too full, he set foot on the way home. He held the ingredients in his left hand and Shen Yiming in his right hand, walking steadily even in the dark.
When he arrived at the residence, Chen Yu went straight into the bedroom and lay down on the sofa, plugged in the power and watched TV. He didn't intend to cook at all, but Shen Yiming cooked in the kitchen by himself, and it took him a long time to finish it.
Judging from the occasional noises in the kitchen, he was obviously a novice, but Chen Yu hadn't noticed it until Shen Yiming came in with a bowl of noodles.
"Let's eat."
He seemed to put all the seafood into Chen Yuzhi's bowl.
A bowl full of seafood noodles, with pippi shrimp, sixty-year-old seafood and other seafood on it, looks very rich. Chen Yuzhi sat up from the sofa, a little surprised,
"What did you do?"
"Ah."
Shen Yiming moved a small bench and sat across from him, handed over a pair of chopsticks, and there were scars on his hands from peeling shrimp.
Chen Yu took a straight look, didn't say anything, took a bite of the noodles with the chopsticks, but before he could swallow it, he suddenly let out an earth-shattering coughing sound.
Shen Yiming was so frightened that he let him down,
"What's wrong? Did you choke?"
It's not like you're choking, but you suspect that you killed the salt seller.
Seafood is inherently salty, and Shen Yiming can't control the amount. He doesn't know how much salt he added.
Chen Yu was so salty that he couldn't speak, so he could only wave his hands desperately, and swallowed the noodles with difficulty after a while.
"It's okay, it's just that I burned my throat just now."
After he finished speaking, he picked up the cup next to him and gulped down his saliva, then started to eat sullenly, as if he didn't realize that Shen Yiming was still hungry.
Because it was his first time cooking, Shen Yiming was unavoidably nervous, and he didn't dare to ask Chen Yu if the noodles were good, but he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief seeing how he ate.
Chen Yu finished eating the noodles in twos and twos, and when he looked up, he found that Shen Yiming was looking at him with his chin resting on his cheek, and said in surprise as if he just found out that he didn't eat,
"Haven't you eaten yet? It's over, I finished eating all the noodles."
Chen Yu patted his head straight, looking annoyed.
"It's okay, I'm not hungry, I've lost weight recently."
Shen Yiming was obviously very happy to see that he finished eating the noodles, and was about to get up to clean up the dishes, but Chen Yuzhi held his hand down,
"Don't worry, I'll go out for a walk to digest food, and I'll wash it when I come back."
Shen Yiming hurriedly said, "Then I'll go eat too."
Shen Yiming looked at Gao Leng, in fact, he was full of princess disease, even if he had a bad temper, he was very clingy.
"You haven't eaten up the air, it's dark outside, fall down later, I'll be back soon."
After Chen Yuzhi finished speaking, he took his coat and went out. When he walked to the door, he seemed to think of something again. He turned back to the living room and drank a glass of water. After looking through the half-open door of the bedroom, he found Shen Yiming sitting on the sofa sullenly, talking to him. Like a lonely old man.
He shook his head secretly in his heart, he was so skinny and still lost weight, what a ghost.
Because it is close to the sea, there are many crabs hidden in the surrounding rocks. Most of the fishermen go to catch the sea in the morning. If they are lucky, they can pick up a bucket. Although there are a lot of crabs at night, but because it is dark, there are few people. Come.
Chen Yuzhi carried a bucket from the kitchen, then dug out a firewood tongs, and walked to the beach with a flashlight.
The temperature at night was very low, and the sea breeze blew over from time to time, making him shivering with cold. He zipped his jacket up to his chin, bent over and started looking for crabs, opening one stone at a time.
The seaside products are indeed rich. On the way to find crabs, Chen Yuzhi also dug out a few sea crabs in the sand. After searching for a long time, he finally harvested two orchid crabs on the shore, and caught a four-two-weight crab in a crevice of rocks. blue crab.
At this time, more than an hour had passed, and Chen Yuzhi found that the follow-up PD behind him was too cold, and he looked at the increasing waves, and finally went back home.
Shen Yiming seemed to have finished taking a shower, the bedroom door was closed, and the sound of the TV could be heard from time to time. Chen Yu didn't want to disturb him, so he walked into the kitchen quietly, only to find that the dishes and chopsticks had been washed by Shen Yiming.
Because he was catching crabs at the beach just now, his trousers and shoes were soaked, so he rolled up his trouser legs casually and started to set a pot on fire.
Shen Yiming was wearing pajamas and was lying on the bed watching TV. The channels were changing one after another, and he didn't know what he wanted to watch. He could clearly feel his irritability through the screen.
At this moment, the bedroom door was opened with a click, and Shen Yiming looked subconsciously, only to find that Chen Yu walked straight in, holding a large bowl of seafood noodles in his hand.
This side obviously does not know how much higher than my own craftsmanship, and the fragrance is overflowing.
Seeing him in a daze, Chen Yu beckoned to him,
"What are you doing in a daze, come down to eat noodles."
After saying that, he turned around and went out.
Shen Yiming was at a loss now, he threw the remote control and put on his shoes and got out of bed, just in time to meet Chen Yuzhi walking in from outside with a crab in his hand, and asked with a confused face,
"Where did you get the crab?!"
Could it be that Zhou Huai and Tian Wei were robbed? !
"I picked it up at the beach, it's everywhere."
Chen Yu didn't say that he had been searching for more than an hour against the cold wind. He handed Shen Yiming the Band-Aid he asked for from the program crew just now from his pocket,
"Here, stick, be careful when eating crabs, I'm going to take a shower."
After speaking, I pulled out a change of clothes from my backpack and went to the bathroom.
Shen Yiming froze in place, looked at the steaming noodles on the table, then looked down at the Band-Aid in his hand, pursed his lips, and his eyes softened a little.
Chen Yu came out of the shower, his hair was still wet, and he shamelessly took Shen Yiming's hair dryer.
In the whistling wind, Shen Yiming was sitting in front of the coffee table eating noodles with his back facing Chen Yu. When Chen Yu straightened his hair and almost dried it, he suddenly asked in a low voice without turning his head,
"Why did you suddenly cook for me?"
Like it, or worry about being hungry?There should be some provocative words at this time, but...,
"A pig should look like a pig. Why lose weight? I haven't lost weight and you all made me fat."
After Chen Yu finished speaking, he said without complacency,
"My cooking skills are better than yours, and you have taken advantage of it."
Shen Yiming ignored him this time, and just ate his noodles in suspense.
When sleeping at night, the two of them slept on the bed and the sofa. The one who slept on the bed couldn’t sleep. He thought about the person who slept on the sofa.
"Hey, this sofa is so comfortable."
Chen Yu was lying on the sofa, and suddenly sighed comfortably, as if he was not sleeping on the sofa but Simmons.
Shen Yiming glanced at him,
"Then turn over and show me?"
The sofa was pitifully small, let alone turning over, Chen Yu didn't dare to move.
"Why turn over, just sleep honestly...how about we change, you sleep on the sofa and I sleep on the bed?"
Shen Yiming only has four words for this,
"wishful thinking."
Chen Yu has been persevering,
"Sleep for a change. I will sleep in bed today and tomorrow, and you will sleep in bed the day after tomorrow."
But the show was only filmed for three days and two nights...
Shen Yiming only gave one word this time,
"roll."
By the way,
"Turn off the lights and go to sleep."
Chen Yu groaned,
"If you don't sleep, you don't sleep, who cares about your broken bed."
After speaking, he picked up Shen Yiming's magazine, threw it out with a clatter, and hit the switch.
The room was suddenly plunged into darkness, the two of them breathed slowly, and seemed to be sleeping deeply, until it started raining outside in the middle of the night, and Chen Yu woke up from the cold.
He was wearing short sleeves, and there was no quilt on the sofa. He was shivering from the cold, but someone was sleeping soundly under the quilt.
Jealousy makes people lose their minds, Chen Yu went to bed in the dark, carefully lifted the quilt and got in, trying to spend the night in vain, but Shen Yiming didn't sleep at all, so he kicked him over.
Under the quilt, he accurately grasped Shen Yiming's ankle, Chen Yuzhi smiled half-smile, rubbing the delicate skin of his leg with his knuckles,
"It turns out that Shen Yingdi sleeps and plays at night?"
Shen Yiming panicked for no reason, and quickly pulled his foot out,
"Didn't you say you are not rare? What are you doing here? Go down!"
After finishing speaking, I will push him.
Chen Yuzhi simply turned over and pressed his legs, and clamped his wrist tightly,
"Why are you so fierce? No one will want it in the future."
When Shen Yiming heard that he was struggling, he suddenly stopped, he raised his head, his black and white eyes looked at Chen Yuzhi accurately,
"You also think I'm not wanted?"
A simple sentence, but it makes people feel inexplicably distressed.
Sure enough, the culprit for older single young men is that no one wants them.
Chen Yu stared at him intently, feeling like he was looking at a hedgehog, which was tough on the outside but unbelievably weak on the inside.
The air fell into silence, and neither of them moved.
After a long time, Chen Yuzhi suddenly asked back,
"Am I not human?"
After speaking, taking advantage of Shen Yiming's stupefied gap, he pushed him inside, occupying the position outside the big bed majestically.
After covering the quilt, Chen Yuzhi silently praised himself in his heart, and at the same time made preparations to guard against death.
In the darkness, Shen Yiming leaned closer, and Chen Yu always thought he wanted to kick him again, but unexpectedly there was a warm body in his arms.
"Why not..."
Chen Yu felt his collar being clenched little by little, and then came the faint voice of Shen Yiming sticking to his ears,
"If you want me, you can't go back on your word,"
"As long as you don't do anything sorry to me, I will listen to you,"
Money, or status, or temper, or everything, but...
"But if you betray me, like before..."
He didn't speak, but Chen Yuzhi's collar was ripped.
Chen Yuzhi: Being strangled by the throat of fate.
Shen Yiming has a latent paranoia in his personality. Once he falls in love, he will put himself in a very humble position. It's okay if Chen Yu doesn't do anything to offend him. If he does...
In minutes, the fish dies and the net is broken, both jade and stone are burned, and both losers are hurt, and they go to the underworld together.
Chen Yuzhi: "..."
#Feel like I have picked up a paranoid patient again#
#沉影帝 Your acting skills are really good, can you please play a normal person? #
Seeing that he did not speak, Shen Yiming closed his eyes, not knowing whether it was disappointment or something else,
"The things you can't afford in the future...don't talk about it."
After speaking, she turned around and withdrew from his embrace, and fell asleep on her own, leaving only a thin back.
Chen Yu touched his torn collar, then looked at the person next to him with his back turned away, hesitating for a moment, tentatively approaching him a little bit, moving over a little bit, until he finally wrapped the person into his arms ,
"Who said I don't want it anymore,"
holding each other like octopuses,
"You have to pay for tearing my clothes."
Finally, she kissed him on the side of the face and asked softly,
"Take yourself to pay for it?"
The person in the arms trembled when he heard the words, but turned around abruptly without saying a word, and hugged his waist tightly, with such strength that his ribs would be strangled,
"I'll pay you,"
Shen Yiming said,
"I will pay you myself."
In the early morning of the next day, the warm sun came in through the window, and the sofa was empty, and a pair of lovers hugging tightly lay on the bed.
The quilt moved, Chen Yuzhi turned over with Shen Yiming in his arms, rubbed his eyes and woke up.
He sat up, scratched his head, looked at the surrounding environment, and let out a very artificial cry,
"Oh! How did I sleep on the bed? Who brought me up?"
After speaking, he looked at Shen Yiming who had woken up early,
"It must be you who wanted to take advantage of me and brought me up in the middle of the night, shameless."
These words directly made Shen Yiming annoyed, kicked him under the quilt,
"You are shameless! Get up quickly!"
"If I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep."
After Chen Yuzhi finished speaking, he lay down physically. Seeing this, Shen Yiming had no choice but to get up first, and after washing up, he made breakfast in the kitchen.
After squinting for half an hour to get back to sleep, Chen Yuzhi couldn't lie down anymore, got up and went to the bathroom to wash up, only to find that the toothpaste was squeezed out and the cups were filled with water. Not only that, even himself was covered in mud and sand yesterday His trousers and shoes were also cleaned.
What a good wife and mother.
Chen Yu shook his head and sighed for the first time since early in the morning. He searched around the room for Shen Yiming but found him in the kitchen.
"Do you want breakfast?"
Chen Yu hugged the man from behind, resting his chin on the other's shoulder, his voice was a little nasal, which sounded very sexy.
Shen Yiming's ears were a little red, and he nodded calmly.
Chen Yu frowned in doubt, lost in memory,
"But I don't remember any ingredients."
"Don't you still have noodles? There was a little left from yesterday."
Shen Yiming pointed to the few dried noodles left on the table, but was ruthlessly disgusted by Chen Yuzhi,
"Give up, I won't eat plain boiled noodles."
"What are boiled noodles in boiled water? That's called scallion noodles."
Chen Yu raised his eyebrows and asked,
"Then do you have onions?"
"..."
"No? That's plain boiled noodles."
After Chen Yuzhi finished speaking, he glanced at it, and accidentally found the crumpled Band-Aid on Shen Yiming's hand.
He put his hands through Shen Yiming's waist, and wrapped the man's cold hands from washing in his palms,
"I wash my clothes and shoes myself, don't help me next time."
Hearing this, Shen Yiming thought that he didn't like his underwear being touched by others, so he pursed his lips and nodded,
"Then I won't wash it next time."
Sounds a bit lost.
Chen Yu kissed his ear directly,
"I didn't come to you to ask you to help me with washing and cooking, and didn't you say that you can't get wet if your hands are injured? Why are you disobedient?"
After speaking, he rubbed his head and led him out of the kitchen.
At this time, the program team came to deliver the task card, which happened to be related to the breakfast ingredients, and the picture above was very rich.
The program team placed some colored cards on the mountain in advance. The colors corresponded to the ingredients on the task cards, and it was all about luck to find how many.
Chen Yu flicked the card straight away, made a soft sound, and said triumphantly,
"How about it, luckily I didn't eat your boiled noodles."
"If you want to eat, I won't give it to you."
Shen Yiming put on his coat and a baseball cap. The black and white match looks cool and stylish.
"Wow, Mr. Shen, you are a bit handsome today."
Chen Yuzhi made a square frame with both hands, and pretended to take pictures with one eye closed, successfully making Shen Yiming laugh,
"Let's go, the cards will be picked up too late."
After speaking, he pulled Chen Yu straight to the destination.
Because it rained last night, the road on the mountain was a bit slippery. Chen Yuzhi walked all the way and his lower body was covered with mud. He rubbed the heavy mud under his feet on a stone, his face was wrinkled badly,
"Why is there so much mud and the road is slippery, I'm afraid I'll fall down later."
Shen Yiming picked up a branch and bent down to help him scrape the mud. Hearing this, he raised his head and stared at him.
"What nonsense."
"What are you afraid of? I haven't opened my mouth before. Oh, I won't shave. I will have to step on the mud later."
He led Shen Yiming and continued to walk up the mountain, while walking away, he waved away the branches that blocked his face, and found many mushrooms along the way, but unfortunately, he didn't know if they were poisonous or not.
"Hey, is there a card over there?"
With sharp eyes, Chen Yu caught a glimpse of a very conspicuous fluorescent green card on a tree branch not far away. He turned his head and said to Shen Yiming,
"Stay here and don't move, I'll be right back."
After speaking, he stepped on the mud and walked over, and finally got the card smoothly.
Shen Yiming compared the color of the card with that on the task card, and found that the green color corresponds to green vegetables. Chen Yu looked disgusted when he saw this,
"It's vegetables again, I want meat, look for a red card."
However, they didn't know how the program team placed the props. After walking along the road for more than 20 minutes, the five cards they found one after another were all green. Fortunately, they found a yellow card on a fir tree.
The terrain is a bit steep, and it is a downhill road. It has been raining for several days in Huxi Village, and the road on the mountain is a bit collapsed. Chen Yuzhi walked carefully, let alone
Shen Yiming got up from the bed angrily, and saw Chen Yu lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, shaking and shaking very uncomfortable.
"Do you really want to sleep on the sofa?"
"if not?"
Chen Yuzhi put his hands behind his head, and his feet moved more happily.
"I said that if I don't rob you, I won't rob you."
Shen Yiming snorted when he heard the words, squatted down and opened the suitcase, and took things out one by one, hair dryer, shoes, clothes, books, forget it, there were pillows and quilt covers.
Chen Yu's eyelids twitched when he saw this, and he looked at him incredulously,
"Wow, why don't you bring so many things?"
No wonder the box was heavier than a pig when carried all the way.
"You talk a lot, hurry up and help make the bed."
Shen Yiming loves cleanliness, but he is obviously not good at making the bed. The sheets were still crumpled after making the bed for a long time, so he subconsciously asked him for help.
"I don't sleep on the bed, whoever sleeps on it makes it."
Chen Yu has never done thankless things, and because someone had a bad attitude, he just closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Usually when a couple encounters this kind of situation, they should jump up and stalk the person to arrest them, but Shen Yiming seemed to have the courage to speak only once, and after being rejected by Chen Yuzhi, he never spoke again, busy cleaning up in the room alone. .
After closing his eyes and waiting for a long time, there was no movement. Chen Yuzhi raised his eyes quietly and found that the other party was kneeling on the bed and making sheets. Looking at it from this angle, Shen Yiming's lips were slightly pursed, revealing a bit of stubbornness for no reason.
Chen Yu stared at it for a while, and finally closed his eyes again.
The program team had scheduled a meeting at [-]:[-] pm, during which Chen Yu slept soundly for two hours. When he opened his eyes in a daze, he found that the quilt on the bed had turned into sperm, moving around like a caterpillar.
Rubbing his eyes helplessly, he got up from the sofa, put on his shoes and walked over. Chen Yu found the quilt cover and opened the zipper without any mistakes. As expected, he found that someone was panting inside making the quilt, and he was immediately happy.
"You pig, who spread the quilt and got in by himself."
After Shen Yiming stuffed the quilt into the quilt cover, he couldn't make it neat. He went back and forth many times, and finally he just got in and smoothed it out a little. Out of breath.
"What are you laughing at! Don't laugh!"
Shen Yiming got out of the quilt, and stretched out his hand to cover Chen Yuzhi's mouth, but Chen Yuzhi dodged backwards, left and right, unable to cover him no matter what, and stabbed a knife in his heart from time to time,
"Shen Yiming, don't call Shen Yiming, called Shen Diamond, hahahaha, for the first time, I saw someone in a quilt in the quilt. Hahahaha-"
Chen Yu laughed so hard that he kicked off his shoes, but the person who was laughed at was not in a good mood and looked at him expressionlessly.
Shen Yiming made his debut in the men's group and followed the idol route. However, he knew that he would not be able to eat for a few years. He resolutely left the group and chose to transform during the popular period. Now that 20 years have passed, the original members have already had their ups and downs in the entertainment industry Submerged in the undulating waves, only he stood firmly on his feet.
Fans all know that he is a very strong person, he must do his best in everything, and being ridiculed is definitely one of the most intolerable things in life.
Chen Yu laughed enough, and when he looked up, he found Shen Yiming looking at him expressionlessly.
Good-looking people are good-looking even when they are angry. Shen Yiming's pupils are small and his lower eyelids are deep. When he looks down slightly, he is very aggressive, cold and arrogant.
Chen Yuzhi: I want to pounce, I want to bully.
Shamefully realizing that he was about to harden, Chen Yu wiped away his tears and put away his smile, reached out and kneaded his face into a ball,
"Pig, why don't you find me if you don't know how to shop, and the boyfriend is not just for display."
Shen Yiming snapped off the hand that was making trouble on his face with a snap, and straightened the quilt that had already been laid,
"Didn't you say that whoever sleeps in the bunk, I dare not bother you."
"I definitely don't make it when others sleep, but I definitely have to make it when you sleep."
Chen Yu approached him with a smile, looking like a clingy little wolf dog. Shen Yiming smashed his head away. Although he didn't speak, the expression on his face softened a lot.
"Oh, don't be angry, it's easy to get wrinkles when you are angry."
Chen Yuzhi's words obviously stepped on thunder, and Shen Yiming's movement of folding the quilt was murderous.
"If you think I'm too old, then you can find someone who doesn't have wrinkles."
"No one said you were old. Have you ever heard of 41 flowers for men?"
Chen Yuzhi went to pull him again, looking very serious, Shen Yiming felt inexplicably uncomfortable, lowered his head to smooth out the wrinkles on the quilt,
"What about after forty? Sooner or later you will grow old..."
His voice was as thin as a mosquito, if Chen Yu hadn't been so close, he might not have heard what he said.
"Everyone will grow old,"
Chen Yuzhi didn't smile anymore, his face was a bit serious, Shen Yiming turned his back to him, he leaned forward and put his head on the other's shoulder, and said earnestly with his fingers,
"When you are one year older, I am also one year older. When you are ten years older, I am also ten years older. You are so old that you lose all your hair, and I lose all your hair. In fact, they are all the same. "
Chen Yuzhi's voice was gentle and soothing, which made people think of the golden leaves falling in autumn, and a pair of gray-haired old men. When he spoke, his jaw moved and rubbed against Shen Yiming's shoulders inexplicably itchy. This itch went straight to the bottom of his heart, bringing The feeling is very strange.
Shen Yiming blinked, turned his head suddenly, and looked straight at him. The two of them were so close that they could hear their breath, but neither of them avoided.
"Then don't you think I'm not good? I have a big temper, I like to get angry, I'm stubborn, and I'm not likable..."
This is the first time that Shen Yiming has openly revealed his shortcomings to others, and it is also the first time that he cares so much about a person's opinion.
Chen Yu didn't think it was a big deal. He smiled and stretched out his hand to rub the other person's head. He looked like a man with clear brows and open-minded eyes.
"Who doesn't have a few stink problems? I'm the same. I'm lazy and useless. I'm grateful that you don't dislike me. I pamper you if you have a big temper, and coax you when you're angry. As for being unlikable, that's not necessarily..."
Chen Yu looked at Shen Yiming whose ears were so red, but still tried his best to pretend to be calm, his heart softened inexplicably, and he leaned into his ear and whispered,
"At least, you're quite my favorite..."
A kind of dense electric shock suddenly swept through the whole body, that feeling is very strange, the whole person seems to be flying lightly, Shen Yiming did not have this feeling when he won the Shidi Award for the first time.
Like a kid who fell in love suddenly, he was so nervous that he subconsciously buttoned the quilt, not daring to lift his head.
Chen Yuzhi fell asleep just now, and he is still a little tired now. He stretched out his hand to hug Shen Yiming from behind, leaned on the other's shoulder and continued to squint, his voice was hoarse and sleepy,
"Hey, don't think about these things in the future, you are very handsome in my heart, and you will be a handsome old man when you get old."
This is how Chen Yuzhi comforted himself when he was old in his previous life.
There was a man's shallow breathing from behind, and it seemed that the breath was gradually coincident with his own heartbeat, and even the air had a slightly intoxicating taste.
Shen Yiming closed his eyes, felt the heat source behind him, suddenly felt a little at a loss, and thought uncertainly in his heart,
Actually, He Wei is pretty good...
In the evening, when the director team came to deliver the task cards, they saw Shen Yiming sitting on the bed reading a book, while Chen Yuzhi was sleeping soundly lying on his lap. The two looked very warm.
Shen Yiming looked up and found the staff standing at the door. He put down the book, glanced at Chen Yuzhi who was sleeping soundly, carefully raised his head and put it on the pillow, then got off the bed lightly, put on his shoes and walked out.
The staff also lowered their voices in cooperation.
"This is a task card with a road map on it. Please go to the designated place to gather now."
"OK, thanks."
Shen Yiming took the card, turned around and went back to the room, gently shaking Chen Yuzhi awake.
Hearing that he had to find the way by himself again, he let out a ouch and sighed as he got out of bed and put on his shoes.
"Lu Chi can't come to this show."
Shen Yiming pursed his lips and smiled when he heard the words, and handed him the jacket that Chen Yuzhi had thrown on the sofa,
"It's been raining a lot recently, and it's quite cold at night, so wear more clothes."
Little Wild Cat suddenly became a very good wife and mother.
Chen Yuzhi raised his eyebrows secretly, didn't say anything, and pulled him out. It was already dark outside, and he could only vaguely distinguish the shadows of the surrounding buildings. When they reached a fork in the road, they both stopped.
Shen Yiming subconsciously leaned against Chen Yuzhi: "What should we do, which way are we going?"
He squinted his eyes, trying hard to see the route on the card, but at this moment, Chen Yu took out a flashlight as if by magic, and the long beam of light instantly illuminated the road ahead.
Shen Yiming said in surprise, "Where did you get the flashlight?"
"I saw it when I was cleaning the house."
"Why didn't I see it?"
"You're stupid."
The two walked forward with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and arrived at the destination in a short time.
The entrance is a big stage, decorated with a lot of colorful ropes, hanging with small lanterns, like the big operas in the village during festivals.
The program team had long been waiting in the open space under the stage, and the other two groups of guests had already arrived, but they looked a little embarrassed.
The camera turned, and the second group of guests was the recent popular male star Zhou Huai and his girlfriend Tian Wei who was not in the circle. It is said that the two of them bought a bicycle with 200 yuan and pedaled all the way here. At this time, they were too tired to stand up. Straight, leaning on a tree to barely support it.
The third group of guests is a pair of gay people, 80s actor Yao Rong and Shi Jiang, a member of a boy group in the entertainment industry. Their situation is somewhat similar to that of Chen Yuzhi. Jiang just made his debut, fans are still in the development stage, and the controversy between the two is not big.
Seeing Shen Yiming approaching, Shi Jiang's eyes lit up suddenly, he covered his mouth and let out a low cry of surprise, as if he was a fan,
"It's Shen Yiming!"
Chen Yuzhi rolled his eyes silently in his heart, wasn't it Shen Yiming or Shen Erming?Is it really okay to be infatuated with other men while your partner is still there?
When everyone saw them coming, they all stood up and greeted each other. After exchanging pleasantries for a while, they couldn't help complaining about the inhumanity of the program group.
"Oh my god, I stepped on a bicycle all the way here, and my legs are almost useless."
Zhou Huai is a steady and powerful actor, and he looks very cheerful. Compared with his girlfriend Tian Wei, he is much more silent. Because she was a model before, Tian Wei looks thin, tall and skinny. There is also a death line tattooed from the lower lip to the neck, which has a strong personal style.
The pair of Yao Rong ran out of travel expenses when they walked halfway. In the end, they were lucky to meet fans and were picked up by someone in a car.
In contrast, Chen Yuzhi's couple was not too comfortable. They played along the way, and used the remaining money to buy milk tea and barbecue in the town.
Chen Yuzhi complacently whispered in Shen Yiming's ear: "How about it, am I good?"
I thought I would get a blank stare or a speechless expression from the other party, but Shen Yiming really nodded,
"Well, great."
He turned his head to look at Chen Yuzhi, with a smile and starlight in his eyes that he couldn't hide.
Chen Yuzhi was used to being thick-skinned, and he felt a little embarrassed under such gazes, coughing dryly and saying: "You finally said something human."
It just ruins the atmosphere.
Shen Yiming curled his lips secretly when he heard the words, turned his head away, and ignored him again.
The private houses where everyone lives do not have any ingredients, so the dinner is prepared by the director team, but before that, a game must be played, and the ingredients can only be obtained if you win.
Everyone was wondering what the game was, until the program team brought out the props.
Bending over the bar is a game that tests the flexibility of the body.
Seeing this, Yao Rong couldn't help but smile wryly. He had injured his back when he was young, so he couldn't play this kind of game at all.
Chen Yuzhi tried to move his waist, but found that the flexibility of this body hadn't been practiced, and he might be a bit unsure if he wanted to win. He patted Shen Yiming's shoulder and smiled with him.
"Brother Ming is up to you for dinner."
Shen Yiming gave him a squinting look: "Aren't you amazing just now, go do it yourself."
Chen Yuzhi jumped on the spot twice, stretched his arms and legs and said, "That won't work, I still have to give you a chance to show off, don't be too polite, go and win back the seafood feast."
Zhou Huai on the side was also mumbling with Tian Wei to discuss countermeasures. Needless to say, Yao Rong's group must be Shi Jiang playing, but the program group suddenly said,
"The two must pass at the same time to be considered a winner."
Everyone's face immediately collapsed when they heard the words, Zhou Huai sighed leisurely,
"What do you guys do?"
Program group: "You can choose, but there will be no dinner."
After going through untold hardships to come here, everyone's stomachs are already rumbling with hunger, how could it be possible, Zhou Huai raised his hands in surrender,
"Okay, okay, you win."
The difficulty was not high at the beginning of the game. The pole only dropped to a distance of 1.5 meters. Three groups of people passed one after another. In the second round, the pole dropped again and became 1.2 meters.
Halfway through Yao Rong and Shi Jiang, they couldn't walk because of a back injury, but Shi Jiang didn't seem to notice it, and passed by on their own, because the two were holding hands and even pulled Yao Rong down.
Obviously, they were at the bottom, Yao Rong got up from the ground and smiled awkwardly: "It's over, now I can only eat steamed buns."
Shi Jiang has good dancing skills and good flexibility. He felt that he would definitely win without Yao Rong, so he inevitably showed some surprise on his face.
Chen Yu is 1.8 meters tall. Looking at the 1.2-meter bar, he felt pain in his waist before he passed it. Shen Yiming couldn't help laughing.
"How about it, can you do it? How about we eat steamed buns too."
Chen Yu squinted at him,
"A man must do it. I am excellent in all aspects."
If he doesn't eat the seafood feast, he will die in peace.
From a certain point of view, he is as strong as Shen Yiming, but it's just that he doesn't stand out usually.
Shen Yiming suppressed a smile and nodded: "Then try it, don't force yourself, it's not easy to heal a back injury."
When the two of them crossed the horizontal bar hand in hand, the early stage went smoothly, but when it came to the chin, Chen Yuzhi couldn't bend his waist straight from the wooden rafters.
Shen Yiming wanted to help him support his lower back, but just as he was about to take his hand away from him, Chen Yuzhi gripped him even tighter in panic,
"Oh my god! Don't let go! I'll fall if you let go! You can't just give up on me! Don't let go, don't let go!"
"Okay, I won't let go! Don't move around!"
The people onlookers laughed together when they saw this, and Shen Yiming couldn't help but laugh too. Seeing that Chen Yuzhi hadn't moved for a long time, he was a little afraid that he might hurt his waist.
"If not, let's eat steamed buns."
"no!"
When Chen Yu heard the words, he didn't know where the strength came from, he gritted his teeth and bent his waist a little bit, leading Shen Yiming to slither past with lightning speed.
"Oh my mother,"
Chen Yu stood up straight, feeling that he was not well. Shen Yiming didn't speak, but stood behind and silently rubbed his waist, which formed a sharp contrast with Yao Rongshijiang's group.
When Zhou Huai and Tian Wei crossed the pole, Chen Yu leaned close to Shen Yiming's ear and whispered,
"Let's not show our bravery. If they pass, we will admit defeat in the next round, ah."
Shen Yiming was amused: "If you can't make it through, you can't make it through, what reason are you looking for?"
Chen Yu turned his head straight,
"What did you say?"
Shen Yiming shook his head, persuaded for a second,
"It's nothing."
However, God probably didn't want Chen Yuzhi to be too proud of this stinky and shameless person. Zhou Huai and Tian Wei's group passed the test smoothly and went directly to the third round.
Chen Yu straightly raised his hand: "We abstain."
So they were reduced to No. 2, and they got a tube of dried noodles and some small seafood, which were all raw, and they had to go home to cook.
Chen Yuzhi couldn't help but sighed: "It's better than eating steamed buns."
Carrying the ingredients that were not too full, he set foot on the way home. He held the ingredients in his left hand and Shen Yiming in his right hand, walking steadily even in the dark.
When he arrived at the residence, Chen Yu went straight into the bedroom and lay down on the sofa, plugged in the power and watched TV. He didn't intend to cook at all, but Shen Yiming cooked in the kitchen by himself, and it took him a long time to finish it.
Judging from the occasional noises in the kitchen, he was obviously a novice, but Chen Yu hadn't noticed it until Shen Yiming came in with a bowl of noodles.
"Let's eat."
He seemed to put all the seafood into Chen Yuzhi's bowl.
A bowl full of seafood noodles, with pippi shrimp, sixty-year-old seafood and other seafood on it, looks very rich. Chen Yuzhi sat up from the sofa, a little surprised,
"What did you do?"
"Ah."
Shen Yiming moved a small bench and sat across from him, handed over a pair of chopsticks, and there were scars on his hands from peeling shrimp.
Chen Yu took a straight look, didn't say anything, took a bite of the noodles with the chopsticks, but before he could swallow it, he suddenly let out an earth-shattering coughing sound.
Shen Yiming was so frightened that he let him down,
"What's wrong? Did you choke?"
It's not like you're choking, but you suspect that you killed the salt seller.
Seafood is inherently salty, and Shen Yiming can't control the amount. He doesn't know how much salt he added.
Chen Yu was so salty that he couldn't speak, so he could only wave his hands desperately, and swallowed the noodles with difficulty after a while.
"It's okay, it's just that I burned my throat just now."
After he finished speaking, he picked up the cup next to him and gulped down his saliva, then started to eat sullenly, as if he didn't realize that Shen Yiming was still hungry.
Because it was his first time cooking, Shen Yiming was unavoidably nervous, and he didn't dare to ask Chen Yu if the noodles were good, but he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief seeing how he ate.
Chen Yu finished eating the noodles in twos and twos, and when he looked up, he found that Shen Yiming was looking at him with his chin resting on his cheek, and said in surprise as if he just found out that he didn't eat,
"Haven't you eaten yet? It's over, I finished eating all the noodles."
Chen Yu patted his head straight, looking annoyed.
"It's okay, I'm not hungry, I've lost weight recently."
Shen Yiming was obviously very happy to see that he finished eating the noodles, and was about to get up to clean up the dishes, but Chen Yuzhi held his hand down,
"Don't worry, I'll go out for a walk to digest food, and I'll wash it when I come back."
Shen Yiming hurriedly said, "Then I'll go eat too."
Shen Yiming looked at Gao Leng, in fact, he was full of princess disease, even if he had a bad temper, he was very clingy.
"You haven't eaten up the air, it's dark outside, fall down later, I'll be back soon."
After Chen Yuzhi finished speaking, he took his coat and went out. When he walked to the door, he seemed to think of something again. He turned back to the living room and drank a glass of water. After looking through the half-open door of the bedroom, he found Shen Yiming sitting on the sofa sullenly, talking to him. Like a lonely old man.
He shook his head secretly in his heart, he was so skinny and still lost weight, what a ghost.
Because it is close to the sea, there are many crabs hidden in the surrounding rocks. Most of the fishermen go to catch the sea in the morning. If they are lucky, they can pick up a bucket. Although there are a lot of crabs at night, but because it is dark, there are few people. Come.
Chen Yuzhi carried a bucket from the kitchen, then dug out a firewood tongs, and walked to the beach with a flashlight.
The temperature at night was very low, and the sea breeze blew over from time to time, making him shivering with cold. He zipped his jacket up to his chin, bent over and started looking for crabs, opening one stone at a time.
The seaside products are indeed rich. On the way to find crabs, Chen Yuzhi also dug out a few sea crabs in the sand. After searching for a long time, he finally harvested two orchid crabs on the shore, and caught a four-two-weight crab in a crevice of rocks. blue crab.
At this time, more than an hour had passed, and Chen Yuzhi found that the follow-up PD behind him was too cold, and he looked at the increasing waves, and finally went back home.
Shen Yiming seemed to have finished taking a shower, the bedroom door was closed, and the sound of the TV could be heard from time to time. Chen Yu didn't want to disturb him, so he walked into the kitchen quietly, only to find that the dishes and chopsticks had been washed by Shen Yiming.
Because he was catching crabs at the beach just now, his trousers and shoes were soaked, so he rolled up his trouser legs casually and started to set a pot on fire.
Shen Yiming was wearing pajamas and was lying on the bed watching TV. The channels were changing one after another, and he didn't know what he wanted to watch. He could clearly feel his irritability through the screen.
At this moment, the bedroom door was opened with a click, and Shen Yiming looked subconsciously, only to find that Chen Yu walked straight in, holding a large bowl of seafood noodles in his hand.
This side obviously does not know how much higher than my own craftsmanship, and the fragrance is overflowing.
Seeing him in a daze, Chen Yu beckoned to him,
"What are you doing in a daze, come down to eat noodles."
After saying that, he turned around and went out.
Shen Yiming was at a loss now, he threw the remote control and put on his shoes and got out of bed, just in time to meet Chen Yuzhi walking in from outside with a crab in his hand, and asked with a confused face,
"Where did you get the crab?!"
Could it be that Zhou Huai and Tian Wei were robbed? !
"I picked it up at the beach, it's everywhere."
Chen Yu didn't say that he had been searching for more than an hour against the cold wind. He handed Shen Yiming the Band-Aid he asked for from the program crew just now from his pocket,
"Here, stick, be careful when eating crabs, I'm going to take a shower."
After speaking, I pulled out a change of clothes from my backpack and went to the bathroom.
Shen Yiming froze in place, looked at the steaming noodles on the table, then looked down at the Band-Aid in his hand, pursed his lips, and his eyes softened a little.
Chen Yu came out of the shower, his hair was still wet, and he shamelessly took Shen Yiming's hair dryer.
In the whistling wind, Shen Yiming was sitting in front of the coffee table eating noodles with his back facing Chen Yu. When Chen Yu straightened his hair and almost dried it, he suddenly asked in a low voice without turning his head,
"Why did you suddenly cook for me?"
Like it, or worry about being hungry?There should be some provocative words at this time, but...,
"A pig should look like a pig. Why lose weight? I haven't lost weight and you all made me fat."
After Chen Yu finished speaking, he said without complacency,
"My cooking skills are better than yours, and you have taken advantage of it."
Shen Yiming ignored him this time, and just ate his noodles in suspense.
When sleeping at night, the two of them slept on the bed and the sofa. The one who slept on the bed couldn’t sleep. He thought about the person who slept on the sofa.
"Hey, this sofa is so comfortable."
Chen Yu was lying on the sofa, and suddenly sighed comfortably, as if he was not sleeping on the sofa but Simmons.
Shen Yiming glanced at him,
"Then turn over and show me?"
The sofa was pitifully small, let alone turning over, Chen Yu didn't dare to move.
"Why turn over, just sleep honestly...how about we change, you sleep on the sofa and I sleep on the bed?"
Shen Yiming only has four words for this,
"wishful thinking."
Chen Yu has been persevering,
"Sleep for a change. I will sleep in bed today and tomorrow, and you will sleep in bed the day after tomorrow."
But the show was only filmed for three days and two nights...
Shen Yiming only gave one word this time,
"roll."
By the way,
"Turn off the lights and go to sleep."
Chen Yu groaned,
"If you don't sleep, you don't sleep, who cares about your broken bed."
After speaking, he picked up Shen Yiming's magazine, threw it out with a clatter, and hit the switch.
The room was suddenly plunged into darkness, the two of them breathed slowly, and seemed to be sleeping deeply, until it started raining outside in the middle of the night, and Chen Yu woke up from the cold.
He was wearing short sleeves, and there was no quilt on the sofa. He was shivering from the cold, but someone was sleeping soundly under the quilt.
Jealousy makes people lose their minds, Chen Yu went to bed in the dark, carefully lifted the quilt and got in, trying to spend the night in vain, but Shen Yiming didn't sleep at all, so he kicked him over.
Under the quilt, he accurately grasped Shen Yiming's ankle, Chen Yuzhi smiled half-smile, rubbing the delicate skin of his leg with his knuckles,
"It turns out that Shen Yingdi sleeps and plays at night?"
Shen Yiming panicked for no reason, and quickly pulled his foot out,
"Didn't you say you are not rare? What are you doing here? Go down!"
After finishing speaking, I will push him.
Chen Yuzhi simply turned over and pressed his legs, and clamped his wrist tightly,
"Why are you so fierce? No one will want it in the future."
When Shen Yiming heard that he was struggling, he suddenly stopped, he raised his head, his black and white eyes looked at Chen Yuzhi accurately,
"You also think I'm not wanted?"
A simple sentence, but it makes people feel inexplicably distressed.
Sure enough, the culprit for older single young men is that no one wants them.
Chen Yu stared at him intently, feeling like he was looking at a hedgehog, which was tough on the outside but unbelievably weak on the inside.
The air fell into silence, and neither of them moved.
After a long time, Chen Yuzhi suddenly asked back,
"Am I not human?"
After speaking, taking advantage of Shen Yiming's stupefied gap, he pushed him inside, occupying the position outside the big bed majestically.
After covering the quilt, Chen Yuzhi silently praised himself in his heart, and at the same time made preparations to guard against death.
In the darkness, Shen Yiming leaned closer, and Chen Yu always thought he wanted to kick him again, but unexpectedly there was a warm body in his arms.
"Why not..."
Chen Yu felt his collar being clenched little by little, and then came the faint voice of Shen Yiming sticking to his ears,
"If you want me, you can't go back on your word,"
"As long as you don't do anything sorry to me, I will listen to you,"
Money, or status, or temper, or everything, but...
"But if you betray me, like before..."
He didn't speak, but Chen Yuzhi's collar was ripped.
Chen Yuzhi: Being strangled by the throat of fate.
Shen Yiming has a latent paranoia in his personality. Once he falls in love, he will put himself in a very humble position. It's okay if Chen Yu doesn't do anything to offend him. If he does...
In minutes, the fish dies and the net is broken, both jade and stone are burned, and both losers are hurt, and they go to the underworld together.
Chen Yuzhi: "..."
#Feel like I have picked up a paranoid patient again#
#沉影帝 Your acting skills are really good, can you please play a normal person? #
Seeing that he did not speak, Shen Yiming closed his eyes, not knowing whether it was disappointment or something else,
"The things you can't afford in the future...don't talk about it."
After speaking, she turned around and withdrew from his embrace, and fell asleep on her own, leaving only a thin back.
Chen Yu touched his torn collar, then looked at the person next to him with his back turned away, hesitating for a moment, tentatively approaching him a little bit, moving over a little bit, until he finally wrapped the person into his arms ,
"Who said I don't want it anymore,"
holding each other like octopuses,
"You have to pay for tearing my clothes."
Finally, she kissed him on the side of the face and asked softly,
"Take yourself to pay for it?"
The person in the arms trembled when he heard the words, but turned around abruptly without saying a word, and hugged his waist tightly, with such strength that his ribs would be strangled,
"I'll pay you,"
Shen Yiming said,
"I will pay you myself."
In the early morning of the next day, the warm sun came in through the window, and the sofa was empty, and a pair of lovers hugging tightly lay on the bed.
The quilt moved, Chen Yuzhi turned over with Shen Yiming in his arms, rubbed his eyes and woke up.
He sat up, scratched his head, looked at the surrounding environment, and let out a very artificial cry,
"Oh! How did I sleep on the bed? Who brought me up?"
After speaking, he looked at Shen Yiming who had woken up early,
"It must be you who wanted to take advantage of me and brought me up in the middle of the night, shameless."
These words directly made Shen Yiming annoyed, kicked him under the quilt,
"You are shameless! Get up quickly!"
"If I'm sorry, I'm going to sleep."
After Chen Yuzhi finished speaking, he lay down physically. Seeing this, Shen Yiming had no choice but to get up first, and after washing up, he made breakfast in the kitchen.
After squinting for half an hour to get back to sleep, Chen Yuzhi couldn't lie down anymore, got up and went to the bathroom to wash up, only to find that the toothpaste was squeezed out and the cups were filled with water. Not only that, even himself was covered in mud and sand yesterday His trousers and shoes were also cleaned.
What a good wife and mother.
Chen Yu shook his head and sighed for the first time since early in the morning. He searched around the room for Shen Yiming but found him in the kitchen.
"Do you want breakfast?"
Chen Yu hugged the man from behind, resting his chin on the other's shoulder, his voice was a little nasal, which sounded very sexy.
Shen Yiming's ears were a little red, and he nodded calmly.
Chen Yu frowned in doubt, lost in memory,
"But I don't remember any ingredients."
"Don't you still have noodles? There was a little left from yesterday."
Shen Yiming pointed to the few dried noodles left on the table, but was ruthlessly disgusted by Chen Yuzhi,
"Give up, I won't eat plain boiled noodles."
"What are boiled noodles in boiled water? That's called scallion noodles."
Chen Yu raised his eyebrows and asked,
"Then do you have onions?"
"..."
"No? That's plain boiled noodles."
After Chen Yuzhi finished speaking, he glanced at it, and accidentally found the crumpled Band-Aid on Shen Yiming's hand.
He put his hands through Shen Yiming's waist, and wrapped the man's cold hands from washing in his palms,
"I wash my clothes and shoes myself, don't help me next time."
Hearing this, Shen Yiming thought that he didn't like his underwear being touched by others, so he pursed his lips and nodded,
"Then I won't wash it next time."
Sounds a bit lost.
Chen Yu kissed his ear directly,
"I didn't come to you to ask you to help me with washing and cooking, and didn't you say that you can't get wet if your hands are injured? Why are you disobedient?"
After speaking, he rubbed his head and led him out of the kitchen.
At this time, the program team came to deliver the task card, which happened to be related to the breakfast ingredients, and the picture above was very rich.
The program team placed some colored cards on the mountain in advance. The colors corresponded to the ingredients on the task cards, and it was all about luck to find how many.
Chen Yu flicked the card straight away, made a soft sound, and said triumphantly,
"How about it, luckily I didn't eat your boiled noodles."
"If you want to eat, I won't give it to you."
Shen Yiming put on his coat and a baseball cap. The black and white match looks cool and stylish.
"Wow, Mr. Shen, you are a bit handsome today."
Chen Yuzhi made a square frame with both hands, and pretended to take pictures with one eye closed, successfully making Shen Yiming laugh,
"Let's go, the cards will be picked up too late."
After speaking, he pulled Chen Yu straight to the destination.
Because it rained last night, the road on the mountain was a bit slippery. Chen Yuzhi walked all the way and his lower body was covered with mud. He rubbed the heavy mud under his feet on a stone, his face was wrinkled badly,
"Why is there so much mud and the road is slippery, I'm afraid I'll fall down later."
Shen Yiming picked up a branch and bent down to help him scrape the mud. Hearing this, he raised his head and stared at him.
"What nonsense."
"What are you afraid of? I haven't opened my mouth before. Oh, I won't shave. I will have to step on the mud later."
He led Shen Yiming and continued to walk up the mountain, while walking away, he waved away the branches that blocked his face, and found many mushrooms along the way, but unfortunately, he didn't know if they were poisonous or not.
"Hey, is there a card over there?"
With sharp eyes, Chen Yu caught a glimpse of a very conspicuous fluorescent green card on a tree branch not far away. He turned his head and said to Shen Yiming,
"Stay here and don't move, I'll be right back."
After speaking, he stepped on the mud and walked over, and finally got the card smoothly.
Shen Yiming compared the color of the card with that on the task card, and found that the green color corresponds to green vegetables. Chen Yu looked disgusted when he saw this,
"It's vegetables again, I want meat, look for a red card."
However, they didn't know how the program team placed the props. After walking along the road for more than 20 minutes, the five cards they found one after another were all green. Fortunately, they found a yellow card on a fir tree.
The terrain is a bit steep, and it is a downhill road. It has been raining for several days in Huxi Village, and the road on the mountain is a bit collapsed. Chen Yuzhi walked carefully, let alone
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