A Midnight Escape Story for Farmers

Fang Shiqing briefly talked about what he discovered yesterday.

"...So I want to find some related books to read. On the one hand, I want to see what the zombies in this world are set up. On the other hand, I mainly want to find ways to deal with zombies. Boss, do you have any good methods? ?”

I remember that when I met zombies for the first time, Xiao Fengdi once made the large group of zombies afraid to get close.But what kind of props he used at that time, most of them are gone now.

Xiao Fengdi shook his head: "The book will definitely not be found. I checked it before, and there are no books involving supernatural phenomena in this library."

"That's it..."

Fang Shiqing was not surprised at all.He had thought about this possibility before.

Thinking about it carefully, not only in the library, but also in Fengyue Town, the existence of "ghosts" is extremely low.

Generally speaking, there will be some unique spooky stories circulating in every town and city, such as crossroads of death, ghost statues, haunted houses, etc.; but so far, no similar content has been heard in this small town——

Obviously this is a town that is really haunted at night, and the townspeople all acquiesce in the rule of "close the windows and lock the door at night, stay indoors, and never go out", but they just keep secret about related events.

I don't know if it's just the game setting, or the aborigines never mention it out of exclusion of outsiders.

"However, it's not difficult to deal with zombies." Xiao Fengdi said, bent down and reached out to pick up something from under the table and stuffed it into the inventory.

Fang Shiqing sat up straight at once: "Boss, do you have a solution? That... Is there any magic item that I can use?"

He felt that he was a little too thick-skinned when he said this as if he was asking someone for something, so he added embarrassingly, "Well...just tell me what method to use and how to operate it. You are causing trouble."

Xiao Fengdi stood up, looked Fang Shiqing up and down, and shook his head.

"You probably can't do it."

"Ah?" Fang Shiqing was really worried now, "Then... what should I do?"

"—Of course I will handle it."

"……Hey?"

Xiao Fengdi said with a natural attitude and walked out.

However, until he reached the door, Fang Shiqing was still in the same place in a daze, he had no choice but to back away, and waved his hand in front of the other party.

"What are you thinking, let's go."

"Uh, this, wait..."

Fang Shiqing came back to his senses, and hurriedly grabbed his arm, "Boss, you mean, you want to go back to the farm with me to see the situation?"

"Yes," Xiao Fengdi took him out, "Didn't you say that it was an underground cave with zombies in it? It sounds dangerous, and it might even be the entrance to a new dungeon. How could you let yourself go there?" .”

"..."

No, how should I put it, although he already knew that the boss is a good person, but——

"This, this is a bit, it's too much trouble for you..."

Xiao Fengdi stopped and looked at him: "I thought, compared to being torn apart and eaten by zombies, 'give me some trouble' is not a big deal."

"..." Fang Shiqing immediately changed his tone, "Then I'll leave it to you."

When he walked out of the library, he was a little worried again: "Well, boss, it's still working time, right? Is it okay for you to leave the library here and leave?"

"No problem. Today should be my rest day." Xiao Fengdi straightened the note on the table, "Didn't you see that I don't even need to sit at my desk?"

According to him, according to the setting, there should have been two employees working in rotation here.However, due to the low salary, this library has been unable to recruit new people, so he has only one administrator here so far.

When we returned to Qingliang Farm, it happened to be the best time for the sun in the morning.

Before going out in the morning, Fang Shiqing opened the door of the chicken coop so that all the chickens in the pen could come out to bask in the sun.In addition, he has already cleared most of the weeds in the field. Now at a glance, I can see a few hens strolling leisurely, pecking grass seeds with their heads down from time to time, which really feels like rural life.

Xiao Hei smelled it from afar, and rushed all the way, happily rolling beside Xiao Fengdi's legs.

Fang Shiqing was depressed for a while. After all, he was Xiao Hei's real owner, but it only cared about being coquettish and cute with the guests, as if it didn't see him as the owner. This...

... This doesn't seem to be surprising, he thought spinelessly, if he became Xiao Hei himself, he would definitely like a big brother more than an unreliable master.

Having said that, when Xiao Fengdi bent over and rubbed the little black dog's head, he still felt a subtle jealousy.

"Boss, have you ever raised a dog before?" Anyone who has heard of raising a certain animal will have some affinity for this kind of animal.

"Of course, most of the people who remove spirits keep dogs. Dogs are masculine, and daily contact can somewhat remove some of the yin qi that is contaminated in daily work." He said, "But then I have to run around the country all the time. Don’t stay in one place fixedly, it’s not convenient, so don’t keep it.”

Hearing him mention the work in reality, Fang Shiqing was a little curious and envious.

Having to travel all over the world often, it sounds like a dead house like myself that only knows how to play games is completely two extremes.

"So, are your jobs like Feng Shui masters in novels, or...'demon hunters' or something?"

That is to say, charge a high appearance fee, descend from the sky with the posture of a master, press the monsters and ghosts to rub against the ground, and the whole body is full of force - and so on.

"—You're thinking too much," Xiao Fengdi ruthlessly broke his imagination, "I told you, our profession can also be called ghost hunting experts. Most of the time we only appear at the scene of supernatural events. In life, even employers seldom have direct contact with us, for fear of getting too much yin and shortening our lives.”

"...Sure enough, no matter what kind of job you do, it's not easy."

"However, the income is not bad," he added. "For a normal job, you can earn about 70 to 100 yuan after tax, which is incomparable with more than [-] billion yuan."

"..."

Taking back the foreword, the big boss is still a big boss.

His current total income in this life is not as good as someone else's job...

*

The two found the hole and removed the stone blocking it.

Fang Shiqing fetched the rope, hung down into the hole just like yesterday, and then slid down through the rope.

Because he was not alone this time, he felt much more at ease than when he came down last time.Since there is a boss here, he just needs to follow behind and help with the flashlight, right?

Through narrow passages and steep steps, the two quickly came to a relatively open underground space.

When he saw the blue bricks on the four walls, Xiao Fengdi was a little surprised: "Is this underground labyrinth man-made?"

"Not necessarily, maybe it's just that the game production team casually pasted bricks on the white mold—"

"……I do not know what you're talking about."

The passage in front of him was silently empty, and Xiao Fengdi walked forward without hesitation.Fang Shiqing followed behind him and couldn't help but ask, "Boss, how do you plan to deal with zombies?"

As if responding to him, there was the sound of a heavy object being dragged not far away, as well as a "heh heh" sound like pulling a broken bellows.

Two zombies came out of different holes and came towards them one after the other.The rotting muscles were loosely attached to the pitted bones, and the smell of rotting flesh rushed to the face, making people want to vomit.

Fang Shiqing immediately covered his mouth, thinking that this could not be some kind of eloquence.

Xiao Fengdi was still expressionless.He watched the zombies approaching with cold eyes, and suddenly pulled out a long and thin stick-shaped object from the props.

Holy shit! !

Fang Shiqing was dumbfounded.

What the other party was holding was a stick—thick at the top and thin at the bottom, with a round top. It looked common and ordinary, and it was a baseball bat!

"Stand back," he pushed Fang Shiqing back, "be careful not to get hurt by mistake."

While speaking, the zombies had already arrived.

On the two rotten faces, the brownish-yellow teeth were dripping with foul-smelling liquid; their pointed and long-nailed arms were stretched forward, and they were about to grab the human face——

Xiao Fengdi swung the bat accurately, and at the moment when they pounced on them, he knocked the two zombies into the air.

The bat hit the surface of the carrion, making a sticky muffled sound, and the sound of bones breaking came from below.

The zombies slammed hard against the wall on the other side.The whole scene shook, and bits of gravel fell from overhead; they twitched and seemed to try to stand up again, but in vain.

"Okay, let's go."

Xiao Fengdi shook off the crumbs on the bat.

Fang Shiqing opened his mouth, feeling like his jaw was about to drop.

"Wait...here, boss..."

"what happened?"

"This..." He stared at the two struggling zombies, feeling that there were too many problems, and he didn't know where to ask.

He thought the boss would use some magical move, but it turned out to be a pure physical attack in the end!

And it's still a simple bat, not even the holy sword of physics (crowbar)...

"This, this is, the bat?"

"Well," Xiao Fengdi casually waved the stick in his hand, "The first day I entered the game, it was left in the lounge, as if it had no owner. I just took it and used it."

"No, no, you just use this... to hit that kind of thing, no, no problem?"

Can zombies be killed physically? ?

"Oh," Xiao Fengdi followed his gaze, "It's all right. We've always done this to zombies."

--"us"? "Always"? ?

What he meant was, do all spirit removers in reality do this?

Probably seeing that Fang Shiqing's expression was too broken, he explained a few more words.

In the real work of eliminating spirits, it is often necessary to consider various factors such as venue and operability.The same is true when dealing with zombies. If there are only one or two, you can use talismans, torches, and corpse water to deal with them.

But if you encounter a large number of zombies in the cemetery, considering the cost of the props, you can't be so squandered - the talismans in reality are not much cheaper than in the game, and even more expensive, and they are often priceless .

At such times, the spirit removers would usually use striking weapons to knock them down one by one, and then pour fuel on them and incinerate them intensively.

Ordinary zombies are not difficult to deal with.Although they are stronger than ordinary people, they move very slowly and their bones are brittle.

As for the well-behaved zombies, strictly speaking, they are already another kind of monster.

"You have to know that the structure of the human body is very delicate. As long as the bones in key positions are destroyed, it can't stand up. In short, don't be afraid, they can't move anymore. Okay, let's go."

He held the bat in one hand, grabbed Fang Shiqing's arm with the other, and pulled him forward.

"No, I'm not afraid...just a little surprised."

Fang Shiqing pinned the flashlight to his waist and rubbed his face vigorously.He is really not that scared, if he is still scared when he is next to the boss, this game really doesn't need to be played.

Although he was a little worried, if the zombies would automatically heal their wounds, it wouldn't be fun.

From far and near, there were countless unpleasant low growls sounded one after another. I don't know how many weird creatures are hidden in the darkness ahead.

Before they reached the fork in the road, another zombie rushed up with dragging feet.Xiao Fengdi's backhand was a stick, and his movements were very skillful, and he knocked it flying with ease.

After thinking about it, I have to say that although this move is simple and crude, it is... pretty cool.

There were several forks in the road ahead, and the two picked one at random and walked down.

The road suddenly narrowed a lot, just enough to swing a weapon, but there were no scary things around.

This road is very tortuous. After winding around seven times and eight times, the front is slightly opened up, and you have entered a larger space.However, there were several forked roads in front of him——