A Midnight Escape Story for Farmers

"..."

The fabrication was so clumsy that Fang Shiqing almost wanted to laugh.

"Girl, it's too late for you to make up this kind of nonsense now," he said with the corners of his mouth twitching, "Didn't you realize that the things you did today are logically consistent with everything you did before? "

Thinking about it now, the "another personality" she mentioned jokingly that day was actually Zhang Yu.

It’s okay not to say, when he said this, Zhang Yu’s eyes immediately burst into tears: “I don’t understand what you are talking about, Brother Shiqing, I really don’t remember what bad things I did, what are you talking about? "

Fang Shiqing raised her forehead, it seemed that she had made up her mind to kill her.He knew very well in his heart that she was just denying it, and whether she admitted it had no effect on the situation, but he still couldn't help being very angry.

Doesn't she feel ugly for such a grown-up person who still plays tricks? !

"That is to say, you are completely unaware of what your 'other personality' is doing?" Because he was so angry, he rarely took a mocking tone, "Whether she almost drowned me, or today You didn't even know that you stabbed your kidney with a knife and even wanted to kill my big brother when you didn't agree with each other?"

"Wait," Xiao Fengdi was just casually listening to the two people going back and forth, but he couldn't calm down when he heard the word "stab the kidney with a knife" and said, "What do you mean? She not only cut your arm ?"

"..." It's over, and in a fit of anger, I accidentally slipped my mouth.

"What else did she do to you?" Seeing that he couldn't answer immediately, Xiao Fengdi frowned, "Putting the kidney? Did you really stab this place with a knife?"

The other party reached out and held down his abdomen, which happened to be the place where he was stabbed a few hours ago.

Fang Shiqing hurriedly dodged back and waved his hands desperately: "Uh, that is actually an exaggeration..."

"Is there or is it not?"

Xiao Fengdi grabbed his hand, his face was very gloomy, Fang Shiqing felt that he might be going to beat someone in the next moment.

"...No, it's really, really fine." Fang Shiqing is not very good at lying, but this time he probably won't be able to tell lies. "It's nothing serious. Look, I'm fine now. Boss, don't be angry."

Anyway, the previous knife wound had been healed long ago. After two rounds of refreshing, there is no scar left, and there is no evidence to check.

It doesn't make sense to say that kind of thing now, but it will add trouble to the boss, so let's deal with it casually.

Xiao Fengdi stared at him: "Really?"

Zhang Yu hurriedly said: "Yes, it's just not, I, I never hurt you! Even if there was, it must have been done by someone who looks like me!"

"..." Girl, your IQ is really not good, right? !

Xiao Fengdi turned around abruptly, and it could be seen from the way Zhang Yu shrank back in fright that his current appearance was absolutely terrifying.

"That, boss..."

Fang Shiqing was afraid that he would really go over and strangle Zhang Yu to death, so he had to hold him back, "Calm down."

Although Zhang Yu is the boss of this dungeon and was originally the target to be defeated, she now has an entity, which means she is still attached to Zhang Yu.Zhang Yu is just an ordinary NPC and cannot hurt him.

"I'm calm." Xiao Fengdi said without turning his head, his tone was indeed cold.

"You should be very clear," this is said to Zhang Yu, "I have warned your brother a long time ago, and if similar things happen again, I will never show mercy again. At that time, he promised you However, you will never do this kind of thing again; but now it seems that you have broken your promise."

His attitude is extremely condensed, and every word and every sentence can almost pinch out ice.

Zhang Yu finally showed a look of fear: "I, I don't know, it's my brother's business, I don't care about anything..."

There was a timid expression on the shivering little face, and I looked pitiful.Xiao Fengdi didn't have any intention of pity for her; in his eyes, she probably wasn't a cute girl at all, but just a ghost who would hurt people maliciously.

"It doesn't matter if you don't admit it." A few spells slipped from his cuff into his palm. "I am a spirit remover, not a judge. I don't need to wait for ghosts to plead guilty before I can perform my duties."

"No, wait, boss," Fang Shiqing pulled the corner of his clothes from behind, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, we have to ask her how to leave the dungeon first—"

"If you ask her, she won't say it, and even if she does, she won't be credible." Xiao Fengdi replied without hesitation, "The so-called nonsense, this kind of treachery, hurting people and killing people, has no credibility at all."

His attitude was very firm, and then he twisted his fingertips, and a light blue flame burst out, which was about to ignite the talisman.

At this moment, even Fang Shiqing, who had no idea about supernatural things, felt an extremely cold and terrifying aura.This feeling is different from every time in the past. It seems that the boss is serious.

Zhang Yu was even more frightened, she screamed suddenly: "Wait, wait a minute! Brother Xiao..."

Xiao Fengdi glanced at her, so frightened that she swallowed that "brother" back into her stomach.

"Sorry, I, I was wrong, I was indeed lying to you...but I won't do it anymore!" She hastily added, "I won't do it again, I will definitely reflect on myself and never trouble you again ! Shall I tell you the way to leave this illusion right now?"

Hearing this, Xiao Fengdi slightly lowered his fingers: "Say."

"Well, it's actually very simple to go out, just..."

She seemed cold, her voice trembled, and the last few words were unclear.

Fang Shiqing suddenly felt that something was wrong, he instinctively pulled Xiao Fengdi's sleeve, and the other party took his hand back, and stroked his palm comfortingly.

"Just wait a little longer, and then..." She lowered her voice, buried her head, and hugged her whole body.

Fang Shiqing guessed that she planned to use the usual method in TV dramas - that is, deliberately lowered her voice to attract the other party to lean over to listen, and then suddenly violently launched an attack or something.So instead of approaching, he pulled Xiao Fengdi back, and Xiao Fengdi followed him a few steps back without saying anything.

Unexpectedly, seeing them getting a little farther away, Zhang Yu suddenly shook his body, and a translucent white shadow suddenly jumped out from his back and rushed towards the shack behind.

She actually wanted to take the opportunity to escape!

The body without the ghost immediately turned into Zhang Yu's appearance, and fell down limply.

Fang Shiqing was taken aback, but Xiao Fengdi cast a spell in anticipation, which just happened to trap Zhang Yu there just before she fled into the shack, unable to move at all.

"Ugh...!"

Zhang Yu struggled desperately, and when he found that he couldn't break free, he couldn't help but panic, "What, what is this? I've never seen the uncle who made the talisman do such a thing!"

"Look," Xiao Fengdi said to Shi Qing, "Just say that she hasn't said a word of the truth. For this kind of ghost who doesn't change her bad nature, there is no need to listen to what she has to say. It is most convenient to deal with it directly."

Fang Shiqing: "..."

Even he couldn't sympathize with Zhang Yu anymore, this girl really insisted on going all the way to the end.

Xiao Fengdi re-lighted the previous spell.A group of faint blue flames suddenly burned up, and soon turned into a group the size of a wheel, enveloping Zhang Yu in it.

"Ahhh!" The moment the flame touched the ghost, Zhang Yu immediately let out an incomparably shrill scream.She bowed her body in pain, if she wasn't trapped in the same place and couldn't move, she might have rolled on the ground.

"It hurts, why does it hurt so much... I'm going to die! I'm going to die!" That pretty face was completely distorted, and her cry was so miserable that Fang Shiqing couldn't help but look away.

"You don't need to empathize with her," Xiao Fengdi was still indifferent, "Don't look at her exaggerated shouting, it doesn't hurt that much. The soul body doesn't have six senses, and its perception of pain is far less than that of the body. That's what fire burns."

After all, "pain perception" is a function of the nervous system. The soul has no nerves, so the so-called "pain" is more imagined based on the impressions of life, so naturally it must be greatly discounted.

"No, even if you say that..."

"Didn't she stab you with a knife?" Xiao Fengdi looked at him and said, "The pain she has now is not comparable to an ordinary knife wound, and it is not enough to repay what she did before."

"..."

So the boss is, uh, taking revenge for him?

Fang Shiqing didn't know whether he should be happy or sad.If you want to say that you are happy, there is really a little bit—well, a lot, after all, it is the first time someone has done this for him when he grows up to such a big age.

However, he was only happy because the other party took his matter to heart. As for the matter of simply torturing the little girl, it seemed... It didn't feel particularly refreshing, and he was not a psychopath.

As for Xiao Fengdi, he didn't seem to like this kind of thing very much, he was just handling the work step by step.

"According to the rules, evil spirits have to accept this punishment after breaking their trust, just like human beings need to serve a sentence after breaking the law. In short, don't think too much about it." Xiao Fengdi added.

"Why..." In the flames, Zhang Yu began to cry with convulsions.After getting used to the pain, her face was no longer so distorted, but looked very sad. She looked at Xiao Fengdi with resentment on her face, "Why are you so unfeeling to me? I love you so much, why can you treat someone who likes you so much?" The girls are so heartless!"

Xiao Fengdi ignored her interest at all.

Fang Shiqing tentatively said: "Well, why don't you tell us how to leave the dungeon now, as long as we can leave, we will..."

"Why!" Zhang Yu completely ignored him, just staring at Xiao Fengdi, "Even if you don't like me, don't you feel a little... a little moved? I have done a lot for you, I've done everything I can, and it doesn't matter if I kill people and set fires for you, why don't you even leave me with a little peripheral vision!"

No, don't you think that's the problem? !Can't you reflect a little bit!

Fang Shiqing finally gave up communicating with her as there were too many pitfalls to vomit.The big brother is right, there is no need for such a single-minded ghost to communicate.

The first talisman was about to burn out, Xiao Fengdi lit the second one, and at the same time glanced at her indifferently.

"That's all," he said. "Since you dare to attack my people again and again, you should be mentally prepared to take revenge."

The blue flame sprang up more violently, engulfing Zhang Yu completely.Zhang Yu let out a final scream, and the ghost's body turned into countless white light spots, dissipating in the pitch-black midair.