A Midnight Escape Story for Farmers

Before he could speak, Xiao Fengdi went on to say by himself: "Needless to say, there must be. You seem much calmer than other players, and you have an unexpected understanding of the world; the efficiency of making money and the efficiency of adapting are both The fastest. No matter who is interested in finding someone to form an alliance in private, you must be the first person to be considered."

"...Hey?" Fang Shiqing hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, I'm just a skilled simulation game player. If you hadn't saved my life before, you would be a corpse now. It's obvious that you, big brother more reliable."

This isn't some business bragging, he thinks so with all his heart.

However, after hearing what he said, the other party's originally calm face darkened slightly, and he became sullen visibly with the naked eye.

"That's right, in reality I am a 'spirit remover' who deals with supernatural phenomena, commonly known as a ghost hunter. However, I don't know anything about 'games'." He said, "I really don't know anything— In fact, I have only played Tetris and Snake, oh, and probably the one on WeChat. As for simulated management, puzzle solving and escape, sorry, I have never heard of these.”

Fang Shiqing was shocked.

"You, you haven't played Wang Yaoyao? Haven't you played Yin? Master? Haven't you? Haven't played CS?... Haven't played Xiaoxiaole?"

"Not at all." The other party sighed, lowered his head and fiddled with the rice stalks in his hand, weaved a sparsely shaped net-like object and hung it on his back, "In my business, I can't touch electronic products too much, otherwise The magnetic field of the human body will be disturbed..."

There is such a theory, haven't you seen it written in a novel?Fang Shiqing sighed in his heart, while trying to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay, modern people use too many electronic products that lead to impetuous personalities, and it's good to use less. It's not a bad thing not to play games."

"I used to think so too. Who knows that in this 'game world', the general rules are all those of video games." Xiao Fengdi lowered his eyes, pulled out a few more straws, and slowly weaved them together, " If you want to live comfortably in this world, you need to know enough about games, but I don’t have it at all.”

"Oh, big brother, you don't have to worry about this. The so-called games are very simple and easy to learn. Even elementary school students can learn it for a few hours. It's not too late to learn now." Fang Shiqing patted his chest and said, "Although here There is no novice guide for playing games in reality, but don't worry, there is still me here, I will teach you, and you will learn it in less than two days."

"Really?" Xiao Fengdi took another two straws to continue editing, "But I have zero experience after all..."

"Everyone learns from scratch, there must be no problem! Really, don't worry, I will teach and teach."

"—Well, then I'll leave it to you. After that, I will ask you to help with everything related to the game."

The other party finally nodded, revealing a faint smile.

etc.Fang Shiqing realized belatedly, had he stuffed himself into a cover just now? "Uh, boss—"

Xiao Fengdi suddenly made a "quiet" gesture.

"It's getting dark," he said.

The low roar of zombies could be heard faintly outside.The sound of chaotic and heavy footsteps approached from far to near, as if zombies smelled the smell of humans and surrounded them.

There was a burst of scratching and bumping on the wall behind the two of them, as if some zombies were trying to break it, but after a while it was still in vain, so they gave up.

After waiting for another quarter of an hour, several faint white figures came out of the wall not far away.

After all, this was Fang Shiqing's first time to observe a ghost without hindrance. He instinctively moved back and grabbed Xiao Fengdi's clothes.

"...Don't be afraid," the other party silently pulled out the corner of his clothes after a subtle pause, and said softly, "We won't be discovered. And these ghosts are very low-level, and they can't pose a threat to the living."

As he said, the ghosts in front of him are not so much "ghosts" as "ghosts".They were thin in shape, with indistinct faces, and looked like human-shaped white mist. They only knew to float aimlessly in the room; twice they floated very close to the pile of straw where they were hiding, and Fang Shiqing immediately I felt a chill all over my body, but nothing worse.

Not to mention people, even the two chickens on the ground were not disturbed by them, and they still slept peacefully.

At this time, it was completely dark outside, only the faint moonlight spilled in through the gap.After the two of them squatted motionless for an hour or two, the ghosts floating in and out of the surroundings gradually changed, and their shapes became much more solid.

At this time, when they accidentally approached him again, his whole body seemed to be soaked in ice water from the inside out, and even small ice crystals formed on the surface of the skin.

"Ding, your health value has dropped by 5 points."

Fang Shiqing shivered, and then was pulled aside by Xiao Fengdi and stuffed into the straw pile.

"These are ghosts that have been around for decades, and they have a lot of yin. Because they didn't die violently, they don't have any resentment. Maybe they were arrested by the feng shui in this area, so they couldn't be reborn. There are so many ghosts on your farm, maybe they used to A cemetery... But all these judgments are based on reality." Xiao Fengdi added the last sentence with some reluctance.

The nearby ghosts floated away, and Fang Shiqing felt better.

"No way, according to the game settings, this farm was left by 'my grandfather', and it should have been around for many years, at least for decades."

The night was getting darker and darker, and suddenly the scattered ghosts in the room seemed to be disturbed, accelerated their floating speed and bumped around, and ran away completely within 2 minutes.

The surrounding air became extremely heavy and cold, and a huge white shadow fell lightly.Its shape is far clearer than every ghost before it. Its long hair hangs down to cover its pale cheeks, its tongue sticks out of its mouth, and dripping blood drips down its drooping hands.

"She is—" Fang Shiqing held his breath, "That female ghost who appeared outside my window last night!"

"This is a ghost, and it has a life in its hands," Xiao Fengdi calmly urged, "Don't move around, don't let it find you."

The female ghost rattled her neck and walked around the room, but didn't notice the two of them. Fang Shiqing guessed that there might be something on the boss that could hide his popularity.

But the good times didn't last long, and then it turned its attention to the two sleeping chickens.

It seemed a little afraid of the rooster, and circled far away, as if planning to pounce on the hen.

"This kind of ghost likes to absorb the yang energy of living things the most. Like this kind of ordinary animal, as long as it touches the side, it will be sucked dry."

Xiao Fengdi still had a leisurely time to explain, but Fang Shiqing was so anxious that he almost wanted to rush out and hide the hen in the prop rack.

"Is there nothing you can do about it, boss? If you can keep it, let's keep it, it's a chicken that can lay eggs! It costs 500 yuan a piece..."

"Well, okay."

Xiao Fengdi did not know when he had woven another palm-sized bauble out of straw, and was holding it up to look at it.

"Can you give me some blood?"

"Give it, you must!" Fang Shiqing put his hand on the opponent's arm desperately.

He only felt that the tip of his middle finger was cold, and then he was grabbed by the other party and pressed it on the gadget, and a familiar prompt sounded in his ear: "Ding, your health value has dropped by 1 point."

This is really a familiar unfolding, he smiled wryly in his heart.

Xiao Fengdi fiddled with it, and held the little thing up in front of his eyes: "Take a breath."

Fang Shiqing obeyed obediently.Through the moonlight, he vaguely saw the doll that seemed to be in the shape of a human.

Then the other party swung his arms and threw the straw doll into the open space.

At this time, the female ghost was already very close to the laying hen, and the hen seemed to have been disturbed, shaking unsteadily in her sleep.

However, the moment the doll was thrown out, the female ghost stopped suddenly, then turned around, and rushed towards the doll like a hungry wolf, grabbed it in her hand, and tore it open with her long blood-stained nails. doll body.

She shook her head, revealing her bluish-white face, sticking out her bright red tongue to suck greedily.

At first she showed a look of great enjoyment, but the good times didn't last long, and she suddenly threw away the tattered doll, put her head in her hands and screamed in pain.

The cry was extremely ear-piercing. Fang Shiqing covered his ears hard and buried his head in his knees. Even so, he still felt a sharp pain in his head.After the sound dissipated, when I looked up again, the female ghost had disappeared.

"She, was she eliminated?"

Now the chicken coop is very quiet, except for a few bloodstains on the ground.

"No," Xiao Fengdi said with a sigh, "she escaped. This kind of ghost is hard to deal with, and I'm short of things right now, so I can only inflict some moderate damage on her, and it won't take more than two days. back to normal."

Although it was a bit regrettable, Fang Shiqing was very grateful that they saved 500 yuan for him.

"Well, boss, is there any mystery in this little thing? Can it be used a second time?"

He picked up the doll and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find any secrets, so he asked brazenly.

"It can't be used anymore," Xiao Fengdi said, "it's not a big deal to put it bluntly, it's a very common method - I dripped your blood on the heart of this dummy, and let it stain your breath, so that That ghost will take the dummy as you. A female ghost like her likes to suck the virgin spirit like you the most. At the same time, hide some incense ash of exorcism incense inside, if she accidentally inhales it, she will die. will get hurt."

"...How do you know that I am, that, 'Virgin Boy'???"

"Oh... isn't it?"

"..." Fang Shiqing wanted to cry but had no tears.He is indeed a virgin. As far as he is concerned, it is not bad to be able to play games. How can he have a relationship with a girl?

Nothing happened in the second half of the night.Fang Shiqing finally fell asleep on the pile of straw, until Xiao Fengdi patted him up at dawn.When he woke up, he was covered with Xiao Fengdi's coat, and he couldn't help but think, no matter what, this big boss is pretty good.

Not far away, the rooster was standing on the shelf in high spirits and was about to crow; while the hen had dropped a round and smooth egg where it squatted last night.

Fang Shiqing cheered up all of a sudden, happily collected the eggs, and began to clean the chicken coop and prepare to feed the animals.

Xiao Fengdi also got out from behind the straw and stood up, twisting his stiff shoulders.Fang Shiqing talked to him while he was busy: "Boss, that is to say, it is somewhat dangerous to just leave the chickens here? Or I should put them in the inventory every night for the time being."

"Uh," Xiao Fengdi lowered his head subtly, as if he was looking at the item rack in front of him, and said after a long time, "If you put it in there for too long, won't you suffocate to death?"

"...So, the animals in the game can't die..."

After tidying up, Fang Shiqing asked Xiao Fengdi to sit in the room and drink a glass of water, and then it was almost time to gather at the bulletin board, so we could go there together.

This time the other party did not refuse.The two returned to the door of the farm hut one after the other, Fang Shiqing froze as soon as he opened the door——

The room was in a mess, the water tray that had been put down before was overturned, and the two animals did not know where they went.