In the hot summer, even the cicadas outside seem to be too lazy to make a sound.There was only one or two quiet noises occasionally, and it returned to calm.This year's summer seems to be longer than in previous years. Half a month has passed since the start of school in September, and the unbearable heat in H City still hasn't dissipated.
At night, the dull and weak wind blows, but it can only make people sweat profusely. At the entrance of the Internet cafe next to the University of Commerce in H City, there was a flashing neon signboard, which was conspicuous enough.Different from the scorching heat outside, the Internet cafe is another world.
Sufficient air-conditioning even makes people who have been sitting for a long time feel a bit chilly.I couldn't help but put down the mouse and keyboard, and moved my cold hands and feet.There are not many people in the non-smoking area of the Internet cafe, which is quiet enough.It is inversely proportional to the bustle of the smoking area outside.
The flickering dim light on the large LCD screen illuminates Wu Yan's expressionless face, the next moment.He smashed the mouse and threw the keyboard and mouse away together.Cursed straight: "Damn!"
In fact, tonight was the school's annual welcome party, but seniors like them who have been promoted to seniors naturally escaped without going.After all, the world of Little Fresh Meat is no longer something old dogs like them can understand.
Besides, whoever is full and has nothing to do will go to that place to sit and listen to the leader's words for a long time.In addition, the air conditioner in the dormitory had broken down in the past two days, so Wu Yan could only go to this Internet cafe to seek motivation for survival.
On the contrary, his three roommates, who can't see the end of the dragon, don't know where they went.There wasn't even a contact in this week, Wu Yan thought, if the three of them were caught playing with their dicks, it was impossible for him to rescue them.
On such a hot day, leave the air conditioner.Who can survive?
Wu Yan slumped on the sofa, and then began to straighten up.Not long after, the phone on the table began to buzz and vibrate. He reached out to fish it out and glanced at the caller ID.
Wang Yueban.Look, he said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, so he ordered a refusal.The other party seemed to have a feeling, and he was not discouraged at all, and kept hitting as if he was dying.Wu Yan shook his hand and clicked to answer.
"Oh, sir, you've finally answered!" There was an overly greasy pinching sound from the phone.
Wu Yan put the mobile phone to his ear, and said lazily: "If there is something to do, let's play, and if there is nothing to do, we will retreat."
The fat man said again: "Small oil, I said you are a Cantonese, how did you learn such a serious Beijing accent?"
Wu Yan snorted coldly, Wang Yueban is a true Beijinger.If you really want to talk about the Beijing accent you have now, you didn't learn it from him.
"What's wrong? Your fat brother called me, maybe he just chatted with me. I'm afraid it's going to rain tomorrow."
"It's easy to say, it's not a good thing. I called you Wu Ye specially."
"Good thing? What good thing?" Wu Yan frowned slightly, showing some interest, but he was still on guard.You have to know how many years this grandson has cheated him.
"I, Yu Yang and Hainan are in the newly opened bar in the south of the city. I met a few very honest girls. I think it must be to your taste. Why don't I call you right now? I'm fat enough to be righteous. Right?" Fatty spoke with an air of righteousness that is unparalleled in the world.
"Really?" Wu Yan sat up from the sofa, his eyes suddenly lit up.But when I turned around and thought about it, I couldn't help becoming a little more vigilant: "You won't be fooled by me again, right?"
"How can it be! There is only one chance. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Wu Yan clicked his tongue, and actually began to think seriously.What is the biggest failure of his four years in college?Of course, they didn't even talk about a relationship.
It can't be said that his appearance is not good enough, Wu Yan's appearance is really there.It's just...it's too fucking nerdy.Basically never participate in all kinds of activities in the school, always hidden in the dormitory cafeteria, and in the corner of the library.
It's not just thinking about it now, it's my senior year, and if I don't talk about a relationship, these four years will be in vain.
With a feeling of doubt, Wu Yan still said: "What's the name of the bar?"
"My name is Huiyue. I'm here to make a call. My buddy is coming to pick you up." There was a hint of joy in the fat man's voice.
After hanging up the phone, the fat man gave a thumbs up to the two roommates beside him: "I just said that my fat man will succeed immediately. Wu Yan's rank is still too low!"
"Then what if he disagrees with life and death for a while? Yu Yang, this matter is yours, you have to find a way. How can Wu Yan be so easy to fool." Ye Hainan was wearing a simple T-shirt, but Can't hide his muscular figure.
Standing next to him was a handsome, well-dressed boy.He crossed his arms: "It's a big deal, I'll agree with you... But I guess he doesn't care too much. Sigh, if you can solve things with meal cards and money, don't push me any more."
Ten minutes later, Wu Yan finally got out of the taxi, and when he looked up, he could see the newly opened bar "Huiyue" with extraordinarily luxurious decoration in front of him.He pulled out his cell phone and threw a call to Fatty.
Ten minutes later, Wu Yan stood in front of those three people.He raised his hand and rubbed his face heavily, then began to think about how he knew these three kids, and then how he had spent the brutal three years of college.
"Go and dream for me." Seeing the women's clothing in Yu Yang's hand, Wu Yan's mouth twitched slightly.Turn around and leave.
"Don't! Wu Yan, you are still not a brother!" Yu Yang threw the women's clothing into the fat man's hand, and hugged Wu Yan's thigh suddenly.
"I treat you as a brother, but you want me to wear women's clothes... What are you doing? You still tell me brother, believe it or not, I will blow your head off with a hammer." Wu Yan was stunned by his anger, and the foul language was soaring .
"Wu Yan, listen to me. In fact, the situation is like this..." As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, Wu Yan cut him off mercilessly.
"And you, it's you. You still lied to me about a very honest girl."
"Hey, why don't you come here if I don't say so? Besides, I didn't lie to you, the fat guy. There are really a lot of good girls there. We have known each other for so many years, so you can help this unlucky girl Let's go!" Fatty said with a desolate mouth.
"..." Wu Yan doesn't have any good qualities.But there is one advantage that is particularly prominent, and that is righteousness, otherwise he would not have cheated these three for so many years.He paused, and then said: "Then tell me, what's the matter?"
"The thing is like this, didn't I date a girl from the dance department a while ago? I finally fell in love with a girl so much! In the end, I was snatched away by a fool. You said that if this fool really likes her, it's fine, but in fact it is It was just against me on purpose. After I got the girl in my hand, I kicked it away after playing for a few days. The girl was heartbroken, and I felt very uncomfortable. I can’t swallow this breath without beating him up. !" Yu Yang wailed again and again, pouring bitter water on Wu Yan.
Wu Yan frowned when he heard that, it was true.Yu Yang, this guy, usually likes to make bubbles with elementary school girls, and he's good at picking up girls. I don't know how many good girls in school have been spoiled by this guy.However, after I seriously fell in love with a girl from the dance department in my junior year, I really spent a whole year chasing after her.Didn't expect it to end like this.
"Then what does it have to do with you beating him and me wearing women's clothes? Could it be that if I put on this thing... can I beat him harder?"
"I just want you to pretend to be a girl and trick him into a place where no one is around. My brother will do it again. This kid is a thief. He has met the three of us, otherwise I wouldn't bother you!" Yu Yu Yang continued.
Wu Yan looked up at the sky, for a long while: "... What's the benefit?"
"I'll give you all the food for the next month!" Yu Yang said boldly.
"Damn, then Hainan and I will work for free?" the fat man said angrily.
"Okay, okay, there are you two!" Yu Yang said, and threw the women's outfit into Wu Yan's hands: "You change into your clothes first."
The four of them were staying in a hotel room opposite the bar, and Wu Yan took the clothes.He glanced at it with a complicated expression: "You really think I can do it?"
"You're our fucking weed, whoever you can't do is okay!" The fat man raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder.
Wu Yan sighed and hesitated for a few seconds.Still put the clothes on...it fits nicely.It's like tailor-made, these three grandchildren have been together for a long time, right?Yu Yang put on a wig for him in the back, and the fat man brought the floor-to-ceiling mirror over.
The three brothers stood aside and admired it, making tut tut noises from time to time.Big. Long wavy hair, a dark blue dress paired with a moon white silk shirt.Coupled with Wu Yan's height of 177, he suddenly turned into Yu Jie in an instant.
She looks perfect without makeup.Even though I said so, I still specially asked someone to help me put on a sister-in-law makeup.The black stockings paired with a pair of crimson short boots made Wu Yan even more soar to 182.
It's just... It was the first time I wore shoes with a height of five centimeters. Although they were not stilettos, Wu Yan tried to stand up many times to no avail.Afterwards, the fat man stepped forward to support Wu Yan, and the three of them supported him to practice in the room for nearly 10 minutes, and Wu Yan's walking was not so awkward.
"Then grandson 185, you look so powerful like this, I can guarantee that he will definitely fall in love with you instantly." Yu Yang showed Wu Yan a look at the photo of that person.
It is indeed a metaphor that Yang is much more handsome, and his clothes are very trendy, so it is no wonder that the girl will be snatched away.
"By the way, Yan'er. That bar is actually a GandL, maybe gay and les. But there are a lot of bisexual people there, and the grandson is also bisexual. But it still means more to girls than to boys. A little taller. I just want you to be careful, but with your aura, I guess not many people will dare to provoke you for a while." The fat man said earnestly from the sidelines.
"Okay, Yu Yang, you can remember it for me. I will fight this time, and it's all for you!"
"The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring!"
"Hurry up, the scene over there is about to start." Ye Hainan glanced at the phone, raised his head and said to them.
After getting ready, the four of them set off from the hotel together.But it is divided into two groups.The three of them went in first, and Wu Yan went in alone.
After working hard to adjust his mood and voice, Wu Yan fully opened up his aura.He is an actor, usually much better than ordinary people.When Wu Yan stepped into the door of the bar, the eyes of the two greeters were fixed.
Wu Yan glanced at them, then walked into the lobby of the bar.At this time, the home court of the bar has already started, and the explosive music is accompanied by colorful lights, sprinkled on those shaking bodies.Not many people found out that such a number of people came in.
Only when Wu Yan passed by certain people would he attract their attention and whistle.But Wu Yan still ignored him, and walked directly towards the bar of the bar.
At night, the dull and weak wind blows, but it can only make people sweat profusely. At the entrance of the Internet cafe next to the University of Commerce in H City, there was a flashing neon signboard, which was conspicuous enough.Different from the scorching heat outside, the Internet cafe is another world.
Sufficient air-conditioning even makes people who have been sitting for a long time feel a bit chilly.I couldn't help but put down the mouse and keyboard, and moved my cold hands and feet.There are not many people in the non-smoking area of the Internet cafe, which is quiet enough.It is inversely proportional to the bustle of the smoking area outside.
The flickering dim light on the large LCD screen illuminates Wu Yan's expressionless face, the next moment.He smashed the mouse and threw the keyboard and mouse away together.Cursed straight: "Damn!"
In fact, tonight was the school's annual welcome party, but seniors like them who have been promoted to seniors naturally escaped without going.After all, the world of Little Fresh Meat is no longer something old dogs like them can understand.
Besides, whoever is full and has nothing to do will go to that place to sit and listen to the leader's words for a long time.In addition, the air conditioner in the dormitory had broken down in the past two days, so Wu Yan could only go to this Internet cafe to seek motivation for survival.
On the contrary, his three roommates, who can't see the end of the dragon, don't know where they went.There wasn't even a contact in this week, Wu Yan thought, if the three of them were caught playing with their dicks, it was impossible for him to rescue them.
On such a hot day, leave the air conditioner.Who can survive?
Wu Yan slumped on the sofa, and then began to straighten up.Not long after, the phone on the table began to buzz and vibrate. He reached out to fish it out and glanced at the caller ID.
Wang Yueban.Look, he said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will be there, so he ordered a refusal.The other party seemed to have a feeling, and he was not discouraged at all, and kept hitting as if he was dying.Wu Yan shook his hand and clicked to answer.
"Oh, sir, you've finally answered!" There was an overly greasy pinching sound from the phone.
Wu Yan put the mobile phone to his ear, and said lazily: "If there is something to do, let's play, and if there is nothing to do, we will retreat."
The fat man said again: "Small oil, I said you are a Cantonese, how did you learn such a serious Beijing accent?"
Wu Yan snorted coldly, Wang Yueban is a true Beijinger.If you really want to talk about the Beijing accent you have now, you didn't learn it from him.
"What's wrong? Your fat brother called me, maybe he just chatted with me. I'm afraid it's going to rain tomorrow."
"It's easy to say, it's not a good thing. I called you Wu Ye specially."
"Good thing? What good thing?" Wu Yan frowned slightly, showing some interest, but he was still on guard.You have to know how many years this grandson has cheated him.
"I, Yu Yang and Hainan are in the newly opened bar in the south of the city. I met a few very honest girls. I think it must be to your taste. Why don't I call you right now? I'm fat enough to be righteous. Right?" Fatty spoke with an air of righteousness that is unparalleled in the world.
"Really?" Wu Yan sat up from the sofa, his eyes suddenly lit up.But when I turned around and thought about it, I couldn't help becoming a little more vigilant: "You won't be fooled by me again, right?"
"How can it be! There is only one chance. After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
Wu Yan clicked his tongue, and actually began to think seriously.What is the biggest failure of his four years in college?Of course, they didn't even talk about a relationship.
It can't be said that his appearance is not good enough, Wu Yan's appearance is really there.It's just...it's too fucking nerdy.Basically never participate in all kinds of activities in the school, always hidden in the dormitory cafeteria, and in the corner of the library.
It's not just thinking about it now, it's my senior year, and if I don't talk about a relationship, these four years will be in vain.
With a feeling of doubt, Wu Yan still said: "What's the name of the bar?"
"My name is Huiyue. I'm here to make a call. My buddy is coming to pick you up." There was a hint of joy in the fat man's voice.
After hanging up the phone, the fat man gave a thumbs up to the two roommates beside him: "I just said that my fat man will succeed immediately. Wu Yan's rank is still too low!"
"Then what if he disagrees with life and death for a while? Yu Yang, this matter is yours, you have to find a way. How can Wu Yan be so easy to fool." Ye Hainan was wearing a simple T-shirt, but Can't hide his muscular figure.
Standing next to him was a handsome, well-dressed boy.He crossed his arms: "It's a big deal, I'll agree with you... But I guess he doesn't care too much. Sigh, if you can solve things with meal cards and money, don't push me any more."
Ten minutes later, Wu Yan finally got out of the taxi, and when he looked up, he could see the newly opened bar "Huiyue" with extraordinarily luxurious decoration in front of him.He pulled out his cell phone and threw a call to Fatty.
Ten minutes later, Wu Yan stood in front of those three people.He raised his hand and rubbed his face heavily, then began to think about how he knew these three kids, and then how he had spent the brutal three years of college.
"Go and dream for me." Seeing the women's clothing in Yu Yang's hand, Wu Yan's mouth twitched slightly.Turn around and leave.
"Don't! Wu Yan, you are still not a brother!" Yu Yang threw the women's clothing into the fat man's hand, and hugged Wu Yan's thigh suddenly.
"I treat you as a brother, but you want me to wear women's clothes... What are you doing? You still tell me brother, believe it or not, I will blow your head off with a hammer." Wu Yan was stunned by his anger, and the foul language was soaring .
"Wu Yan, listen to me. In fact, the situation is like this..." As soon as the fat man opened his mouth, Wu Yan cut him off mercilessly.
"And you, it's you. You still lied to me about a very honest girl."
"Hey, why don't you come here if I don't say so? Besides, I didn't lie to you, the fat guy. There are really a lot of good girls there. We have known each other for so many years, so you can help this unlucky girl Let's go!" Fatty said with a desolate mouth.
"..." Wu Yan doesn't have any good qualities.But there is one advantage that is particularly prominent, and that is righteousness, otherwise he would not have cheated these three for so many years.He paused, and then said: "Then tell me, what's the matter?"
"The thing is like this, didn't I date a girl from the dance department a while ago? I finally fell in love with a girl so much! In the end, I was snatched away by a fool. You said that if this fool really likes her, it's fine, but in fact it is It was just against me on purpose. After I got the girl in my hand, I kicked it away after playing for a few days. The girl was heartbroken, and I felt very uncomfortable. I can’t swallow this breath without beating him up. !" Yu Yang wailed again and again, pouring bitter water on Wu Yan.
Wu Yan frowned when he heard that, it was true.Yu Yang, this guy, usually likes to make bubbles with elementary school girls, and he's good at picking up girls. I don't know how many good girls in school have been spoiled by this guy.However, after I seriously fell in love with a girl from the dance department in my junior year, I really spent a whole year chasing after her.Didn't expect it to end like this.
"Then what does it have to do with you beating him and me wearing women's clothes? Could it be that if I put on this thing... can I beat him harder?"
"I just want you to pretend to be a girl and trick him into a place where no one is around. My brother will do it again. This kid is a thief. He has met the three of us, otherwise I wouldn't bother you!" Yu Yu Yang continued.
Wu Yan looked up at the sky, for a long while: "... What's the benefit?"
"I'll give you all the food for the next month!" Yu Yang said boldly.
"Damn, then Hainan and I will work for free?" the fat man said angrily.
"Okay, okay, there are you two!" Yu Yang said, and threw the women's outfit into Wu Yan's hands: "You change into your clothes first."
The four of them were staying in a hotel room opposite the bar, and Wu Yan took the clothes.He glanced at it with a complicated expression: "You really think I can do it?"
"You're our fucking weed, whoever you can't do is okay!" The fat man raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder.
Wu Yan sighed and hesitated for a few seconds.Still put the clothes on...it fits nicely.It's like tailor-made, these three grandchildren have been together for a long time, right?Yu Yang put on a wig for him in the back, and the fat man brought the floor-to-ceiling mirror over.
The three brothers stood aside and admired it, making tut tut noises from time to time.Big. Long wavy hair, a dark blue dress paired with a moon white silk shirt.Coupled with Wu Yan's height of 177, he suddenly turned into Yu Jie in an instant.
She looks perfect without makeup.Even though I said so, I still specially asked someone to help me put on a sister-in-law makeup.The black stockings paired with a pair of crimson short boots made Wu Yan even more soar to 182.
It's just... It was the first time I wore shoes with a height of five centimeters. Although they were not stilettos, Wu Yan tried to stand up many times to no avail.Afterwards, the fat man stepped forward to support Wu Yan, and the three of them supported him to practice in the room for nearly 10 minutes, and Wu Yan's walking was not so awkward.
"Then grandson 185, you look so powerful like this, I can guarantee that he will definitely fall in love with you instantly." Yu Yang showed Wu Yan a look at the photo of that person.
It is indeed a metaphor that Yang is much more handsome, and his clothes are very trendy, so it is no wonder that the girl will be snatched away.
"By the way, Yan'er. That bar is actually a GandL, maybe gay and les. But there are a lot of bisexual people there, and the grandson is also bisexual. But it still means more to girls than to boys. A little taller. I just want you to be careful, but with your aura, I guess not many people will dare to provoke you for a while." The fat man said earnestly from the sidelines.
"Okay, Yu Yang, you can remember it for me. I will fight this time, and it's all for you!"
"The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring!"
"Hurry up, the scene over there is about to start." Ye Hainan glanced at the phone, raised his head and said to them.
After getting ready, the four of them set off from the hotel together.But it is divided into two groups.The three of them went in first, and Wu Yan went in alone.
After working hard to adjust his mood and voice, Wu Yan fully opened up his aura.He is an actor, usually much better than ordinary people.When Wu Yan stepped into the door of the bar, the eyes of the two greeters were fixed.
Wu Yan glanced at them, then walked into the lobby of the bar.At this time, the home court of the bar has already started, and the explosive music is accompanied by colorful lights, sprinkled on those shaking bodies.Not many people found out that such a number of people came in.
Only when Wu Yan passed by certain people would he attract their attention and whistle.But Wu Yan still ignored him, and walked directly towards the bar of the bar.
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