Attempted crush

If a lazy person wakes up by himself, there are only two possibilities, one is to sleep until he wakes up naturally, and the other is to be tempted by delicious food.

Luo Qin, a lazy man, was awakened by the fragrance, staring at the meatloaf, soy milk, milk, steamed buns, fried dough sticks and bread on the table, oh, and toothpaste, staring at the boy in front of him, Luo Qin thought he must have not woken up , otherwise why is this picture so difficult to understand?

"Wash and eat, the exam will be in 40 minutes." Xu Hao threw the lemon-flavored toothpaste to Luo Qin, sat by his bed and flipped through the book from last night, without saying a word.

"Ouch, shit!" Hearing the exam, Luo Lazy finally found his head and knocked himself down in a hurry.I was so panicked that everything was done in about 3 minutes. I admire myself so much, how can I break it?

"These..." Luo Qin said cautiously.

"Your." Xu Hao gave him a calm look, thought for a while, and added two more words, "By the way."

Luo Qin's eyes twitched.Four words, okay, very concise and to the point, very Xu Hao.However, so much that he can eat it all by himself?Xu Hao thought he was a certain animal that ate and slept?

After thinking about it, Luo Qin instinctively ate with soy milk in one hand and meatloaf in the other.Should I eat it to my death, or risk being beaten to death and not finish it?The classic lines of Shakespeare suddenly circulated in the brain: Tobe, ornottobe, that'saquestion.

Xu Hao looked at the table, then at the things in Luo Qin's hands, but said nothing.

Luo Qin trembled. It's over. What does that look mean? If you don't finish eating, you will die, right?

"Little Qinqin, I heard you have diarrhea?"

Jiang Shi's loud and extremely cheap voice came first, and then a gust of breeze entered 405.

Luo Qin had never thought that Jiang Shi was so cute, savior, he quickly stuffed him with a bunch of fried dough sticks and bread.Relieved, life is finally safe.

"Hey, what's the situation?" Jiang Shi completely forgot that he had already eaten, gnawed on fried dough sticks, he would never refuse anything Luo Qin gave him, "It's not that you are not used to the food in the cafeteria. Go for a run?"

"I have diarrhea?" Luo Qin expressed his face in a daze, "Who said that?"

"It's just Xu Hao's god! By the way, how did you hook up? You actually asked him, a member of Class [-], to come to our Class [-] to ask for leave!" Jiang Shi licked his fingers.

Luo Qin didn't speak, and motioned him to look at Linpu.Hook up?hehe.

Jiang Shi followed his gaze and looked to the side, almost choking to death.Fuck, who will tell me when the deity is here.

"It's been here all the time," Luo Qin knew what he was thinking when he moved his fingers. As a glorious communist successor, Luo Lei Feng Qin added the last straw without hesitation, "Oh , By the way, the fritters just now belonged to him too."

"...that...hehe..." Jiang Shi laughed dryly, what the hell, I would rather choke to death just eating fried dough sticks, "...the fried dough sticks are delicious, haha...haha..."

"kindness."

...Jiang Shi didn't even want to talk about it anymore. God Xu had just talked to him, and God Xu had just given him a sharp eye, and then rewarded him with a "favor".Is this hated?Because of an oil?strip?

"Haha," Luo Qin felt that the artillery fire had been transferred successfully and the pressure from the iceberg dissipated, and introduced with a smile, "This is my bamboo horse, Jiang Shi."

"kindness."

Jiang Shi: "..."

Luo Qin: "..."

It wasn't until Luo Qin and Jiang Shi went to the examination room that he realized that his focus was off?So, what the hell happened this morning?

"You just said that Xu Hao said I had diarrhea?" Luo Qin asked with a strange expression.

"That's right, the old generation supervised the running exercises today. As soon as he came, the male god came to the 9th squadron and told the old generation that you are not used to the food in the cafeteria, you have diarrhea, and you can't get up in the morning!" Jiang Shi looked at Luo Qin's face Stomach, "You ate so much in the morning, you should be fine, but I'm still worried."

"Hehe, it's done." Luo Qin laughed dryly, God knows when I'll be fine.Shall I tell you I slept through the run without knowing anything?Check in for a good roommate in China.

"Hey, the same person has different fate. The male god just said it casually, and the old generation nodded to show that he knew it. If I said it, he would bombard me!" Jiang Shi gritted his teeth, "By the way, you didn't give it to me!" I said you and him are roommates?"

"I just found out last night, and told you in a dream?" Luo Qin rolled his eyes at him, and then thought, "Male god, zombie, you are..."

"What is it... Fuck, this is the appreciation and admiration among men, you know?" Jiang Shi exploded instantly, Fuck, this is related to the welfare of the girls in the future, "I am a straight man, Luo Qin, you fucking I can't even bend!"

"Hehe, who knows?"

……

Yes, love is such a thing, who knows!

The so-called thorough examination was carried out by randomly arranging test numbers, and Luo Qin was assigned to test room 208, number 27.

Luo Qin entered the examination room, sat on the seat for a while, and felt a little puzzled.Within a few minutes, seven or eight students walked straight towards him, then stopped in front of his desk, looked pious, quickly touched his examination desk, and then left happily, ignoring him as a living person the whole time.

what happened?

After repeating this for a few more people, Luo Qin finally couldn't help but grabbed the front table and asked, "What are they...doing?"

"Huh, you don't know?" the examiner at the front desk asked in surprise.

Luo Qin really wants to beat someone up, what does that look on your face mean when you look at an alien?Is this weird phenomenon something every student should know?

Seemingly disappointed in him, the front desk didn't wait for his answer, and continued: "It seems that you don't know about 'San Qi'."

"Three Wonders in S?" What the hell is that?Jiang Shi never mentioned it to him!

"That's right, let's just say that two years ago it became the third strange 'God's Desk'. It is said that you will get good grades if you touch the Desk before the exam. And your desk is the 'God's Desk'!" Front Desk He said mysteriously, stretching out his hand to touch the table, as if stroking his favorite lover, he was extremely satisfied, "If you can sit on this table for the exam, your grades will definitely improve. Brother, you will definitely be in the top [-]!"

Luo Qin was speechless for a while, brother, you look so envious, I have never been in the top [-] before, okay!Superstition is a disease, it can be cured, and the medicine cannot be stopped, brother!

The brother wanted to say more, but the teacher came in, and Luo Qin breathed a sigh of relief, always feeling that this child is very capable of brainwashing.The most important thing is to take the exam well, the first exam, the ranking is too low, what a shame!