[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

There are fewer and fewer people in the dessert shop. Except for Yushan and Kusuo who eat desserts as meals, the customers in the shop have changed several times.

Even if there are more handsome guys and more eye-catching, the girls still have to go home for dinner obediently, and there are so many guests waiting for their seats, no matter how unwilling they are, they still have to give up their seats.

"Taoya is really popular." The gray-haired boy who was clearing the table laughed and teased his friend.

"I think you are the one, Axue." Even his younger sister Xiaoying couldn't stand the charisma, wishing Xuetu could become her brother.

Yuecheng Xuetu, who was called A Xue by Toya, tilted his head, "Really?" He really didn't feel anything about this. "Mr. Store Manager, why did you find you just now?"

"Nothing." Taoya didn't pause at all, "I just hope we can work part-time here for a long time."

Kusuo, who was drinking milk tea, turned his head to the two people who were talking, and then turned back quickly.

I've seen monsters, what else can't I accept?Anyway, it has nothing to do with them, so just pretend you didn't hear it.

"It seems that there is no way to have dinner tonight." Yushan said with a happy face while eating mango pancho, "Kusuo, I'll leave it to you tonight."

"Don't say such unclear words, it is easy to be misunderstood."

"Will it be?" Yushan blinked, "What is the misunderstanding?"

Yuyama quickly realized, and looked at Kusuo with a 'horrified' face, never thought you were such Saiki Kusuo!

"Hey!" Kusuo had a black line on his face, although he couldn't hear what you were thinking clearly, it was already written on his face, take back that bad guess for me!

"I really didn't expect it, Kusuo, do you think there is a book with the eighth letter hidden in the house?"

"You really said it..."

"It's not your fault. You're young and vigorous. I understand puberty."

"Oh? Do you want to try it, Yu-chan!"

This sound is slightly dangerous...

Youshan froze for a moment, shook his head fiercely, "No, let's proceed step by step..."

He didn't want to be so cowardly, but reality often makes people bow their heads.Excluding Kusuo's cheating superpowers, even in terms of strength, he can't match him...

Kusuo has six-pack abs, but he hasn't developed any of them_(:з」∠)_

【Maybe it's time to go to the gym】, Yushan touched his firm abdomen without any fat and no abs, and secretly awakened, 【Otherwise I won't be able to hold it in this life...】 Kusuo is gone.

Although Yushan quickly blocked his own voice, he still did not escape Kusuo's ears.

Haha①, he seemed to have heard a great determination just now!

Yushan lowered his head and finished off the last bite of mango halberd in his hand, and changed the subject calmly, "After eating so many pieces of mango halberd, you may be allergic to it. If you have an allergic condition, I will leave it to you, Kusuo !"

The so-called uneatable is the best, mango is a fruit that Youshan has always loved deeply.

Once upon a time, Youshan's liking for mangoes was still very small, just to the extent that "I'll eat them if I have them at home, and I won't take the initiative to buy them if I don't have them or miss them".In the year before the college entrance examination, in order to comfort him who was about to disconnect from the Internet, a good friend he met online sent him a box of fruits, more than 80.00% of which were mangoes.Perhaps due to the change in taste, he suddenly fell in love with the texture and taste of mango.

During that year, his family's mangoes were never broken.

Until... After eating a mango, a circle of small blisters formed around the lips. Although it was not obvious, the itching was real.Since then, every time I eat mango, I will wake up, and the freshly squeezed mango juice has said goodbye to him.

After becoming Yoshida Yuyama, this allergic symptom was also brought over with the soul.

Although it is not 70.00% as before, it is still [-]% likely to have allergies.

But after getting to know Kusuo, I always feel that I don’t need to worry about this problem anymore~

"It's a pleasure to meet you!"

"If it wasn't for following that sentence, maybe I would be moved."

"People who always bring coffee pudding in their confessions have no position to criticize me."

Tsukishiro Yukito, who was about to step forward, retreated silently to Kinomoto Momoya's side. He seemed to have heard some great news just now.

[Confession?Boys and... boys? 】

"Axue, what's the matter?" Taoya, who has always been sensitive to the snow rabbit, looked at the snow rabbit in a trance.

'What a beautiful assist. Kusuo, who watched all directions and listened to all directions, gave Yuyama a thumbs up.

"Who did I assist?" Yushan followed Kusuo's gaze suspiciously, 【The pair of waiters?Aren't they originally a couple? 】

From the way they speak, how they behave, and how they interact with each other, what's the difference?

Kusuo understood somewhat, it turned out that the relationship between him and Yuyama was also in the same state before.

In the eyes of others, Duo Duo is a couple in love. The person involved is ignorant and doesn't think about it at all, but the sour smell of love is always around.

No, the taste of love is sweet, just like coffee pudding, mellow and attractive.

The coffee pudding who is being pulled together all the time: "..."

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"I see, it's Sakura's older brother."

The door of the dessert shop was pushed open again, and the bell on the door made a 'jingling' sound, and a girl with a gentle voice and a slight smile walked in, wearing a black and white student uniform.

Although she is young, her temperament is very good, with a calmness that is different from her age, a girl who looks like Yamato Nadeko, even though she is a primary school student...

A girl wearing the same uniform walked in behind the girl, and saw his brother at a glance... the boy with short gray hair beside him, "Ah, Brother Snow Rabbit!"

"Ah~ It smells so good, hurry up, Sakura hurry up, I want to eat cake!" A very small voice came from Kinomoto Sakura's backpack, with a very obvious Osaka accent.

Kusuo, who was about to get up and leave, stared blankly at the two little girls who came in.

"What are you looking at so preoccupied?" Yuyama stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Kusuo.

"Speaking..." Kusuo looked through the brown schoolbag, and directly saw the orange-yellow doll with wings holding the textbook inside, "A monster?"

Xiao Ke, who was watched by Kusuo, shuddered, always felt that someone was staring at him, was it an illusion?

Changing the direction, Ke, who was looking out from the gap in Sakura's schoolbag, met Kusuo's gaze directly.

"Ahhhhh, I've been discovered!"

"Huh? What's the sound?" Toya turned her head to the side and asked Sakura directly.

"No, no, no, it's nothing, it's my brother, you got it wrong!" Xiao Ying hurriedly explained without caring about being infatuated with Snow Rabbit, and then walked towards an empty seat with her schoolbag in her arms. "Have some dessert before you go home."

【That idiot, and the doll too. 】Momoya reluctantly went to get the menu.

"Xiao Ke, why did you speak so suddenly just now? I was almost discovered." After sitting down, Xiao Ying opened her schoolbag and complained to the doll inside.

"That person has been staring at me just now!"

"Is it your illusion?" Tomoyo Daidaiji nodded his lips, "After all, Xiao Ke is in Sakura's schoolbag, how could anyone see you through such a thick schoolbag?"

"Don't underestimate me, I'm Kerubelos, the guardian of the Kuro card!"

"It's obviously a rag doll!"

Xiao Ke completely forgot herself and started to fight with Xiao Ying, and suddenly felt cold all over her body, and that feeling came again.

'Is that the product of magic? Kusuo rubbed his chin, "It looks very research worthy." '

【magic? ] Youshan also couldn't help cosplaying the Shinigami elementary school student.To be honest, things like magic are relatively common in anime.However—he didn't see much.

It should have nothing to do with him, so I still don't want to.

"It's time to go home, mom sent a message to ask." You Shan said, shaking the phone in his hand.

"Well, let's go then."

After Yuyama and Kusuo left, under the cover of Sakura and Tomoyo's schoolbags, Xiaoke jumped at the cake happily, blinking her beady eyes while eating, the sight that had been watching him just now seemed to have disappeared .

Forget it, let's eat cake~

The heartbroken rag doll ran to the embrace of the cake again.

The author has something to say: ①: For the tone, please refer to the tone of Saiki Kusuo in Chapter 47 of Little Love Story when he discovers that Anpu has a crush on Puxi.