[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

Kuroko Tetsuya, Akashi Seijuro and the only other normal couple arrived at the location of the fifth test together. What is even more surprising is that the combination of Big Red Riding Hood and Little Bad Wolf not only survived the level of understanding, but also surpassed the real test. · The time for couples to pass the level is even earlier!

Heizi also expressed 12 points of surprise that he had passed such a test and had a tacit understanding of the question and answer.

Five questions about their 'relationship' or personal, four of them are aimed at 'boyfriend', because Heizi who wears a big bad wolf suit and takes the identity of 'boyfriend' as a matter of course, all answers according to his own preferences , I didn't expect Akashi-kun's answer to overlap with his answer, which directly made Heizi fall into deep thought—is he really so easy to understand?

But the real couple almost capsized. If the female classmate in charge hadn't changed the answer after being questioned again, they might have been eliminated at this moment.

The couple who have been firmly in the third position are a little suspicious of life at the moment.

The two 'couples' walking in front of them are both boys!Is it true that heterosexuality is heresy! 【Turn the table

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The final test of the Best Couple Contest was in the auditorium. When Yuyama and Kusuo arrived at the auditorium, the director of the drama department and the vice president of the student union, Ino, were there.

"Wow~ The first couple to arrive!" Momoeko, director of the drama department, excitedly grabbed Vice President Ino and began to shake, "Sure enough, men and women are true love!"

"Calm down, calm down Momoko." Rescuing his collar from Momoko's grasp, Vice President Ino breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help feeling a little headache. I have to accept the poison of my childhood sweetheart.

"It's all Makoto, your movements are too slow, President Akashi is such a good king, you actually missed it." Momokeko used to stand on the side of Akashi×Ino, what a good story that the president and vice president finally got married, result……

'My heart really hurts. Kusuo watched the farce over there, and began to complain to Yushan.

[Sometimes I am also very envious of your ability. 】Although Kusuo's [telepathy] does more harm than good, it is still quite practical.

'For Vice President Ino, this is also the most important training in life. '

[This training has time, which is really useful for the reconstruction of the three views. 】

'Well, who made it his own choice,'

[Wait Kusuo, what did you mean by that sentence just now. ] Youshan opened his eyes wide, staring at his childhood sweetheart over there, his eyes full of surprise, 【Could it be... secret love? 】

'Actually, it shows that love is also possible. Kusuo glanced at everyone in the auditorium, and silently lit a [candle] for the vice president. 'If everyone knows it, it can no longer be called a secret love. '

You Shan: "..." [How much debt did the vice president owe in his previous life. 】

Everyone knows that Masaki Ino has a crush on Momoko Uehara, but the person involved doesn't know, and keeps giving him Amway boyfriends, and still puts him in the position of "receiving", which is really heartbreaking.

Ino Masaki was really overwhelmed. When planning the best couple contest, he was actually selfish. In the end...his green plum never played cards according to the routine.

"Ah, Saiki-senpai!" Kise Ryota, Aomine Daiki, Midorima Shintaro, and Murasakihara Atsushi, who had already changed back into their clothes, appeared at the door, "I didn't expect Saiki-senpai to survive it, or No. 1. That's amazing. Xiao Qingfeng and I were eliminated in the fourth round, what a pity."

"It's not a pity at all!" Qingfeng interrupted Huang Lai's eloquence with a dark face.That dress is really, wearing it for an extra minute is hell!

"Cough..." Now that Kise said this, I remembered that Ino Maki, who hadn't explained the last level, coughed and walked in front of Yushan and Kusuo, and said the scene: "Congratulations, Saiki-senpai and Your... lover comes to the final test of this best couple contest."

After Ino Masaki finished speaking, he waited for a long time without waiting for the expected reaction. Yuyama and Kusuo looked at him with a smile and a blank face. On the contrary, Kise Ryota, who had already been eliminated, asked curiously at this moment: " What is the content of the last test?"

"I remember eating biscuits." Akashi's voice came from behind Kise and the others, and Akashi and Kuroko walked beside Yuyama and Kusuo.

"Eh? Little Akashi? Didn't you think that little Akashi and little Heizi would go to the end?" Kise once again expressed his frustration at being eliminated midway, and he really wanted to play the next few levels. It looked good. Think it's funny.

Compared to Kise Ryota, Ino Maki has mixed feelings at this time.

Masaki Ino: "..." President Akashi, is it just making up the numbers?

You guys are all here, what about the normal couple?

so tired……

No matter how tired Ino Maki's heart is, he can't go on strike right now.

The activities planned by myself have to be finished while crying.

"The last big test of love - eat Pocky!"

Following Masaki Ino's words, several classmates who also wore headbands and disposable gloves walked to the side of Yuyama Kusuo and Akashi Kuroko with ten strawberry-flavored Pockies in their hands.

"Two 'couples' please stand face to face with clasped hands." Vice President Ino, who had a slightly blackened tendency, broke the can, "The rules are still the same as before. Before this test is completed, both lovers The clasped hands cannot be separated. Each couple needs to eat ten sticks in total. When eating, two people must eat from both ends at the same time. Whichever pair eats first will be the champion of this Best Couple Contest The title of the best couple and the best couple rings presented."

Both Yushan and Kuroko fell silent.

Heizi is seriously thinking about the possibility of giving up, but Yushan's thinking seems to have more meaning.

Well, very connotative.

Ino Maki waited for a while, and the only normal couple finally arrived.

It's time to decide the championship season!

Standing face to face with Kusuo, the two hands hang down and clasp, the distance between them is so close that you can feel your breath, through the green lens, Yuyama seems to see clearly in those purple eyes own reflection.

With such a beautiful atmosphere, it would be even better if there were not so many people around to watch.

Momoeko Uehara PK lost a classmate, stood next to Youshan and Kusuo, and volunteered to be the little angel who was unknown and handed them cookies.

Squeeze the middle part of the biscuit, send Pocky to their mouths, and just wait for the game to start.

"start!"

As Masaki Ino’s voice fell, Kusuo and Yuyama held one end of the biscuit in their mouths at the same time, biting off the biscuit in their mouths bit by bit, the taste of strawberries spread in their mouths, this is their favorite on weekdays The sweetness is not so important at this time.

The tip of Yuyama's nose touched Kusuo's nose, and it was the first time that Yushan was so intimate in front of the outside, his cheeks flushed, he froze and did not continue to move.

【quick!quick!Hurry up and kiss!Aww!What are you waiting for if you don't kiss at this time! 】

Momoeko Uehara, who was watching, was even more excited than Yushan, the person involved.

Kusuo, who heard Momoko's heartfelt voice, didn't give her a look, he stared at Yushan's eyes intently, and then tilted his head slightly.

The cool and soft touch made Youshan feel as if he had touched magma, and his lips felt like they were being burned, causing a large area of ​​'infection' locally.

There were about two centimeters of biscuits left in Kusuo's mouth at this time, and the proactive Saiki Dashen felt that it would be okay to eat a little Pocky often in the future, it was delicious.

Whether it's cookies or people.

Momoeko Uehara boldly wiped her nose with her wrist, and handed the second biscuit between the two of them with a trace of approval on the corner of her mouth.

After having the first experience, it will be much faster to eat the second one.

They are lovers, what can't let go!

After giving himself such enlightenment in his heart, Yushan blushed, but he ate it much faster than Kusuo.

[Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !It's too bold, you can already make up [-] words in your brain! 】

This time, Kusuo gave Momoeko Uehara a look of charity - put away those brain supplements for me, they have been stamped and cannot be coveted!

Sweeping the last short piece of biscuit into his mouth, Yuyama smiled at Kusuo, a smile that looked provocative to Kusuo.

Kusuo felt that those unnecessary thoughts still need to be suppressed as soon as possible, for example - counterattack.

Momoeko Uehara, who was in charge of delivering the biscuits, felt that maybe after this "test" was over, she needed to go to the hospital for a blood transfusion.

After Yushan ate the last piece of biscuit into his mouth again, Kusuo didn't want to stop this time. Before Yushan's teeth closed, the tip of his tongue spread out in Yushan's mouth, and took the piece of biscuit. Sweeping it into his mouth again, he withdrew it a little bit unsatisfactorily.

Yuyama: "..." Kusuo, you are playing a hooligan in public!

Momoko Uehara blocked her nose with her arm with difficulty, she didn't want to know the specific [-]-character detailed explanation of "you fight for me" just now!

Compared with Yushan and Kusuo, the other couple who have been dating for more than half a year are much more natural. Although the girls are also a little shy, the progress is not slow.

As for Akashi and Kuroko on the other side...

After they finished eating the first biscuit and before the second biscuit was ready, student Heizi simply raised his hand to signal his withdrawal.

"Why didn't Xiao Heizi continue?!" Kise looked more regretful than the person involved, "I really want to play this kind of game too! Hehe."

"Well, I always feel very shy with Akashi-kun." Kuroko teased a certain red-haired captain expressionlessly, "If Kase-kun wants to play, you can go with Aomine-kun, Pocky." The unfinished biscuit was handed to Kise, "Please don't worry about it, take it out and eat it with Aomine-kun."

"Hey Heizi!" Qingfeng didn't know what he thought of, and he saw a little blush under his scorched complexion.

However, Kuroko Tetsuya did not continue teasing, instead he turned his attention to Kusuo and Yuyama, "Senior Saiki and Yoshida-kun need to hurry up, otherwise we will lose."

At this time, Yushan and Kusuo had already eaten eight of them, and half of the ninth was eaten, and another couple was also working hard on the ninth.

Race against time...

"The deadline of the competition is not just to eat all the biscuits in their mouths. The one who eats all the biscuits in their mouths first will be considered the winner." Vice President Ino, who is currently in a crush and has been severely abused, does not forget remind.

"Hey, it's done here!" The moment Yuyama and Kusuo swallowed the biscuits, Moeko Uehara, who was in charge of handing the biscuits, raised her hand for them.