[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

After searching for a long time on the first playground, I finally found the registration place for the best couple competition in a corner on the west side.

When Yuyama and Kusuo came to the registration point, the students who were in charge of recording were looking pained.

[Obviously it sounds like a great event, why is there only one couple who signed up!This is not scientific!If only one couple signs up, do we still need to compete?Just declare the champion directly! 】

Kusuo stopped in his tracks, "This competition looks very unreliable, do you really want to participate?"

"Since you've already come, let's wait." Youshan, who had already seen the registration form, thought about it, "Isn't there still some time before the deadline? There will always be other people who will sign up."

This is the current situation in one sentence.

Ten minutes later, the vice president of the student union, who was in charge of planning the best couple contest, came with the foreign aid he had found to make up the numbers.

Kusuo: "..." Sure enough, I still won't participate!

"Eh? Senior Qi Mu?!" The yellow-haired boy who was one of the foreign aid took a small step back, then his eyes lit up again, and he turned to look at a certain minister who came with him.

Hehe, I don't know why I always feel extra excited now.

"Huh? Why are you guys again?" Qingfeng Dahui felt that the whole person was not calm, and he could meet these two people no matter where he went today, "Isn't this the best couple contest, what are you doing here, Senior Saiki?" "At least remember to add a title, which is also a good improvement.

"Aomine-kun is wrong to say that." Hei Zizhe reminded lightly, "I told senior about the match with Yoshida-kun."

"I see." Midorima Shintaro pushed his glasses.

"I really didn't expect that." Akashi Seijuro looked at Saiki Kusuo who looked like him, then at Yuyama who kept a gentle smile, and then at Kuroko Tetsuya indiscriminately.Now it's not just the appearance and voice, but even the direction of the bend is the same.

"Huh?" Qingfeng Dahui was even more confused, what are these people talking about.

"Senior Saiki hasn't signed up yet?" Kuroko Tetsu, who didn't know when he walked up to the registration form, also tilted his head, and before Kusuo could answer, he took out 500 yen from his pants pocket and put it in a box beside him. , and explained to Kusuo and Yuyama: "Thank you."

The unresponsive Aomine Daihui finally understood what Heizi said just now, "Are you going to participate too?! Aren't you all men?"

"Aomine-kun, is this sexist?"

Although Yushan was still smiling, it made Mr. Heipi feel a deep pressure.

"Hahaha, what does it matter, Xiao Qingfeng." The witty Huang Lai patted Qingfeng's shoulder, "We're here to make up the numbers, right now."

"You have no position to criticize others!" Kusuo retorted coldly.These are all ignorant idiots!

"Hey." The director of the drama department who came with the vice president accidentally laughed, and wiped the suspicious marks on the corner of his mouth, "Since everyone thinks it's strange, why don't you change your clothes! Our drama department has a lot of clothes Yes, there is absolutely no problem making up four couples!"

"No, we can do it this way." Kusuo who heard everything clearly refused without thinking.

"Hey, it's a good idea to change clothes." Er... Kise nodded.

Akashi seemed to agree.In this way, there is no need to worry about the embarrassing scene of five 'couples' participating in the competition but only one male and female combination. It looks very similar-heterosexuals are heresy...

Considering the sexual orientation of the boys in the school, it is still okay to change clothes.

After all, today is the Teiko Festival, so it should be regarded as an activity of their basketball club.

"Me, and me!" Momoi Wuyue raised her hands not to be outdone, "I can pretend to be a couple with Zhe Jun."

Heresy was just ignored.

Akashi Seijuro seemed to have not heard Momoi Itsuki at all, "Then the problem now is grouping."

"Aomine-kun and Kise-kun look like a good match." Heizi felt that he should give them an assist. This is what a shadow should do, so Aomine-kun doesn't need to thank him.

"Indeed." Kusuo and Yuyama also nodded in unison.

Yushan is because of the various "settings" that he was forced to make up before, and that kind of longing is too easy to make people think wrong.Kusuo, on the other hand, felt that these two people really matched in character, a fool and a bastard, a perfect match.

"Then it's settled." Akashi readily agreed to Kuroko's grouping, "I'll be in a group with Tetsuya." The remaining Atsushi Murasakihara and Shintaro Midorima formed a natural combination.

With the decision to change the basketball club's outfits, Kusuo, who wanted to leave just like that, decided to stay without continuing to attract attention.

He was quite interested in this kind of development.

The drama department was not far from the first playground. They had a play in the basketball department last year, and they were familiar with the way when they went to the drama department. On the contrary, they left the director of the drama department behind.

The director of the drama department expressed indifference to the fact that she had been forgotten, and now she wanted to persuade again, "Senior Saiki, are you really not together?" Of course, she also knows the senior who looks like Juro, and she has imagined several big dramas in the past. [Go, go, Senior Qi Mu, agree quickly!That handsome brunette must look good in women's clothing! 】

"Well, let's go too!"

Yuyama was silent for a while, "Kusuo, when did you become so easy to compromise?"

That's because the temptation is not enough!

"If we were the only exception, it would definitely attract more attention." Kusuo replied like this.

"Really?"

Kusuo nodded without any guilty conscience.

They left a little later than those in Miracle, and when Yuyama and Kusuo were brought to the drama department by that minister, it happened that a human tragedy was being staged.

"I'm really looking forward to it, Xiao Qingfeng's women's clothes." Kise and Momoi Wuyue, who had already changed into men's clothes, smiled happily, and kept looking at the fitting room.

"A tragedy in the world..." Kusuo, who had not turned off the perspective, wanted to cover his eyes especially now.

When Aomine Daiki came out of the fitting room in a dark blue dress, his chocolate-colored skin couldn't cover the uncomfortably flushed face, and his hands with gloves of the same color were tightly clenched. Grab the hem of the skirt on both sides.

"Kise, Wuyue, you two guys wait for me!" At this time, Qingfeng explained very well what it means to become angry from embarrassment.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha!" Youshan couldn't hold back, and his gentle and polite image collapsed.With all the strength on Kusuo's body, he couldn't stop laughing.

The corners of Kusuo's mouth also curved a bit more than usual, and he didn't stab Aomine's heart like Yuyama did.

"This dress really matches Ah Da!" Momoi Wuyue smiled without reservation.

When the people from the drama department brought out the clothes just now, Momoi Mayzuki and Kise Ryota put this color on the grounds of "This color is the same as Oda/Ko Aomine's hair color, it's just for you." The clothes were stuffed for him, and then Kise took the men's dress as quickly as he could, and rushed into the fitting room to change first.

"It's quite sexy, Xiao Qingfeng, hahahaha." Huang Lai held his stomach, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes as he laughed.

"Believe it or not, I'll beat you if you laugh again!"

"That's right, Kise-kun, this is very dangerous." Hei Zizhe also came out after changing his clothes, with furry paws and ears on top of his head, coupled with his expressionless face, there was a very Weird cute feeling, "It's not good to be 'taught' by Mr. Qingfeng, it will affect the training."

"Why do I have to wear such clothes!" Shintaro Midorima, who was wearing an orange printed kimono, looked constipated. He obviously brought all his lucky items, so why would there be such an unreasonable disaster.

"Well, what's the matter, it's very suitable for Xiaolu." Atsushi Ziyuan didn't feel any pressure at all, and he was still eating delicious sticks in his mouth.

"I saw a good picture." After a few glances, Kusuo turned sideways and felt hot eyes. Sure enough, he didn't want to change such clothes.

"Senior Qi Mu, don't you want to change?"

"Hey, we think this is good." Yushan rejected Kise's 'kindness', no matter who he or Kusuo wore, this is black history!

And... [The imagination of Kusuo's women's clothing is almost the same when you look at Akashi in Little Red Riding Hood. 】

'No, it's not the same in every sense. '

"The game is about to start, you guys..." The vice president opened the door and came in, then stood stiffly at the door for a long time, turned his back, and shook his shoulders. 【No, no, I can't laugh, Akashi-kun is still watching. 】

The prestige is very deep, Akashi-kun...

Kusuo glanced at Akashi, took Yushan's hand, and the two left the drama department first.

He didn't want to hear any of those crazy inner activities.

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The only 'normal' couple who signed up was already waiting at the registration desk, and the sweet-looking couple was chatting happily at the moment.

They signed up very early, and after paying the registration fee, they went out with their participation certificates for a tour, which was also to find out the enemy's situation in advance, for the final title of 'Best Couple', and the rewards of this competition—— Beautifully designed pair of rings.

"This kind of reward, you can work hard."

However, Kusuo's high momentum weakened a lot after a few people from the basketball team arrived.

The famous people in strange costumes are really attractive to the students.

The only thing that makes Kusuo feel gratified is that although they are still being watched, the vast majority of people go to see 'Black Girl Group', 'Little Bad Wolf and Big Red Riding Hood', 'The cutest Japanese couple with height difference' The three couples went, and only a few people paid attention to them, and they were still within Kusuo's acceptance range.

And the normal couple, on the contrary, were the least noticed because they were too normal.

The world is going down...