[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

This Qi tea shop was chosen by Kusuo after careful selection. There is only one reason for choosing this place, and that is - the farthest distance from those troublesome characters.

There is always nothing perfect in the world.

"Ah, Saiki-senpai." The delicate blue-haired boy was wearing a tuxedo, completely outlining his emaciated body, which had a different taste than wearing uniforms and sportswear. "Yoshida-kun too, good morning."

Look, this is the beauty that is missing.

"Hei Zi-jun, good morning." Youshan smiled and waved to Hei Zizhe, "Are you... Deacon?"

"Hi." The good boy Heizi Zhe also nodded, "Our class is a curry shop."

"Uh..." Youshan was silent for a moment, why would a Japanese-style curry restaurant come out in a tuxedo to pick up customers?

"Sure enough, Yoshida-kun and Saiki-senpai also think it's strange." Kuroko Tetsuya felt awkward since he put on this outfit, although he couldn't see such an expression on his face.

Kusuo still maintained the attitude that silence is golden, but turned his gaze to the wall on one side, where the prominent English words - Elegant de CURRY were written on the wall.

This name is too 'qualified'!

"Seniors, do you want to try it?" Hei Zizhe dutifully pulled the guests along for the class.

It always feels a little bad to refuse.

One second before Yushan was about to nod in agreement, Kusuo grabbed Yushan's hand, and rejected Heizitetsu very cruelly, "We want to go to that tea shop."

"Really, that's really a pity." Hei Zizhe finished speaking in an unflinching tone, and then he caught sight of the hands they were holding, "Speaking of which, I forgot to congratulate Senior Qi Mu. On a date, a curry shop is really not suitable."

"Thank you." Kusuo thanked Heizi for his blessing, "Heizi-kun, please work hard."

"Eh? What are you trying to do?" Heizi, who was sensitive to other people's affairs, but was unexpectedly slow when it came to him, tilted his head, expressing his confusion.

"That person doesn't look like the kind of person who would give up easily." After saying something unclear, Kusuo dragged Yuyama away, leaving Kuroko Tetsu, who was confused, staring at their backs long time.

After Kusuo and Yuyama entered the Chicha shop a class away from the curry shop in their class, a pink-haired girl stood in front of Kuroko with a blushing face, "Zhe, Zhe Zhe Zhe, Zhe Jun, what are you looking at? "

"Ah, Momoi-san." Kuroko Tetsu also turned around, and saw Momoi Wuyue, the manager of their basketball department.

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Saiki Kusuo breathed a sigh of relief when he entered the tea shop.

Because of his own physical problems, Heizi would not have too many troubles even if he met Kusuo, but other people are different.No matter whether it is the other basketball team members who are very popular among the girls, or Momoi Mayzuki, who is well-educated, beautiful and has a perfect score, who has always been highly praised by the boys in Teiko, Kusuo always avoids leaving, and there is no need to discuss it. .

"Excuse me, what do the guests need?" The girl in a special uniform stood by the table, her cheeks flushed with excitement.

In order to get in touch with the two handsome men at close range, she worked so hard to get out of the encirclement.

Yushan picked up the menu on the table, "Shall I order?"

Kusuo, who looked at everything on the menu and wanted to eat, nodded happily, leaving this choice to Yushan.

"Well, give us a set meal A for two." After scanning the menu, Yushan made a decision.

"Set meal A, please wait a moment." After making a record, the more excited female students wrote down their seat numbers, and then regretfully prepared to leave.It's a pity that she hasn't seen enough, why can't the handsome guy slow down when making decisions?

'please wait for a moment. It was Kusuo who had decided to be the shopkeeper before calling to stop the girl, "Here, please have a couple of drinks." '

What Kusuo pointed to was a very beautiful picture with a strong sense of color layering that looked like a work of art. Just looking at it made people want to buy it.

"Okay, would you like soda or yogurt?"

"One cup of each."

"I didn't expect to see jelly punch at the school festival. It's really not easy." After the girl left, Yushan sighed while holding the brochure that he made alone.

"Because it's convenient..." The male classmate who was in charge of making jelly punch owned a tea shop at home, and the treasure of his family's shop was jelly punch.In order to be able to win good grades in this school festival, but the special skills at the bottom of the box were used, although the jelly was a finished product brought directly from home.

It was morning, and there were very few customers in the store. Except for those students who hadn't had breakfast, there were not many people in any class related to eating at this moment.

The Qie tea shop was the same, except for two classmates who were attracted by the jelly punch brochure, it was their table.

Yuyama and Kusuo didn't have to wait too long before their set menus were served.

Set A for two includes a piece of heart-shaped chocolate toast and two cups of iced matcha latte.

Yushan stared at the piece of chocolate toast in silence for a while, then directly grabbed the menu next to it.Below the attached picture, there is a reminder in white on the foundation - recommended by couples.

He said why those girls kept looking this way, it turned out that they ordered the wrong set meal.

But it's not wrong to say that he and Kusuo are indeed a couple.

Eating this heart-shaped toast is stress-free.

The toast has been cut, but it is not cut in half from the middle, but two pieces are cut in the same heart shape, and the interlaced part in the middle is divided into two, perfectly avoiding There is no such thing as a 'broken relationship'.

"Hmm..." Picking up a piece of cake with a fork, Kusuo took a bite, with a satisfied smile on his face.

It can be said that Kusuo has the most expressive expression when he eats his favorite dessert.

Youshan also took a bite, savoring it carefully.

In terms of sweet tooth, there is no tacit understanding between Yushan and Kusuo.

"By the way, who was that person you told Heizi-kun before?" After eating the last piece of toast, Youshan remembered a question he had been thinking about for a long time.

Ever since he saw the rainbow, no, after the generation of miracles, the sealed part of memory in You Shan's mind surged like the water of the Yellow River, all of which were brainwashed by that former gay friend.

What yellow and black, blue and black, red and black, ALL black and even the frenzied black ALL, all morals and lower limits have been fed to the huskies.At the time when Heilan was the hottest, the space of the filthy fighter was full of fan pictures of various CPs, which made Youshan, who wanted to watch basketball again, retreat three feet, and went to watch volleyball instead.

"Akashi Seijuro." If it wasn't for Akashi, Kusuo wouldn't have said it to Kuroko on purpose.

If I don't create some difficulties for Captain Akashi, I always feel sorry for what happened to me in those two years.It can be regarded as a thank you gift for Kise's appearance before.

You know, on the second day after Kise left, the exposure of Saiki Kusuo's name in PK Academy reached the highest in history.Ask the other students about him, ask him about Kise, if it wasn't for Yuyama's pull, Kusuo might have the urge to bomb the school.

"Wow." Youshan's eyes lit up, "This is fine."

"The height is very suitable." Kusuo spared no effort to black his 'twin'.

"Kusuo." After holding back for a long time, Yushan finally said, "Before you attacked Akashi, did you think about your current height? Although Akashi-kun's height is indeed a little short for a basketball player..."

"If you want to refute the last sentence, you shouldn't add it." Kusuo complained, and then guessed and explained: "My height is just right for the current class."

For Qi Mu, whose body shape and even gender can be changed at will, height and weight only depend on one's own wishes.

In PK Academy, his current height is average, that is to say, he is neither tall nor short, and Kusuo is still very satisfied.

But...Looking at Yuyama, who is about the same height as him now, Kusuo felt that his height would also continue to grow.

"Before I saw that Kise-kun was very clingy to sunspots, I thought you were talking about Kise Ryota."

Kusuo considered his words for a while, and finally spoke with facts, "Kise Ryota joined the basketball club because he was looking forward to Aomine Daiki." Until now, besides how to improve his basketball level, Aomine Daiki was on his mind. .

Kusuo didn't say it clearly, but Yuyama understood it very well.

The word longing is, in a way, a good one.

Red and black, blue and yellow, well, if conditions permit, he really wants to send an official certification to the former unsteady friend, telling her not to stand indiscriminately in the cult in the future.

"You two's jelly punch is ready." After Youshan and Kusuo finished their 'couple set meal', the girl who had ordered for them came over with a tray of brightly colored and layered jellies. The punch looks very tasty.

Putting the cups on the table, the girl cleared away the empty cups and plates along the way.

What was placed in front of Youshan was after adding yogurt. The milky white yogurt was soaked with jelly of different colors... [Disclaimer: The author really didn't want to be wrong! 】

"Where are we going to play later?" Youshan took a sip of his drink, "Looking at the brochure earlier, it seems that the Home Economics Club has a DIY cake contest, and the event rewards look pretty good, do you want to go?"

A voucher for a cake shop, one month.

"go with!"

Every time when faced with sweets, Kusuo's bottom line will always retreat again and again, especially without persistence.