[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

Saiki Kurumi arrived at Yoshida's house earlier than Kusuo.

Even though Yuyama said that he didn't need help, Kurumi was still worried.After all, it is Chinese cuisine that is very troublesome to prepare, and it is for the six of them to prepare, and Yushan is the only one, so I am afraid that it will be tiring.

Saiki Kurumi, who came to Yoshida's house with the idea that even if it was a strike, heard familiar laughter as soon as he entered the door, and immediately rushed to the living room, and sure enough, he saw Saiki Sorasuke who was teasing the baby.

"Empty!"

Saiki Kurumi's voice couldn't be controlled well enough that even Yuyama, who was busy in the kitchen in the dark, could hear it.

In fact, the first reaction he heard was Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain.

In the previous life, the neighbor's child liked Sun Wukong very much when he was still talking badly, but it was difficult for him to pronounce his full name, so he gave Sun Dasheng a nice nickname - Kongkong.

The brainwashed ones are a bit serious.

However, the title of Kong Kong is really, um... very Kurumi's mother's style, for example, there is also Kusuo's Nan sauce~

'What? ' Nanjiang, who was chanted by Yushan, suddenly appeared next to Youshan, holding two fresh live fish, and some vegetables and fruits in his hands. Guaranteed by Kusuo's superpower, all of them are fresh vegetables and fruits of the day .

"Phew~ I'm scared to death!" Yushan's heart skipped a beat, Kusuo just appeared quietly, and then made a sudden sound, his little heart almost jumped out of fright.

[Teleportation] If this ability is used to scare people, it will definitely be unprecedentedly successful, and it will be even more successful if it is paired with a more miserable ghost costume.

'You-chan, you're back to your senses. Kusuo put away the ingredients that Yuyama asked for, and actively helped kill the fish together.

Only Youshan and him are in the kitchen, and they can do it all the time without worrying about the smell of fish on their bodies.

"Kusuo, do you like sweet and sour fish or fish with pickled cabbage? Or boiled fish?"

'First. ' Kusuo made a decision with almost no hesitation.

"Okay, let's make sweet and sour fish." To some extent, Yushan actually dotes on Kusuo because of his strength.

After making a decision, Yuyama asked Kusuo to handle other ingredients, and he himself started to cook the sweet and sour fish that Kusuo ordered.

"By the way, Kusuo." Yuyama, who had just set up the pot, thought of another person who was still in the living room, "Your relationship with Sorasuke-san... isn't very good?"

'What's with that title. When Kusuo heard Yuyama shouting Sorasuke, he felt the hairs all over his body stand on end, "That kind of thing is natural. '

"Uh...Sorasuke-san looks very good, how do you guys..."

'That's just what it looks like. Kusuo's eyes darkened a lot when thinking of his brother whom he hadn't seen for almost four years, "The reason I hate him is because he hates me." '

"Uh..." Yushan paused his hands as he was about to pour oil, although when he saw Saiki Kongsuke before, this person did have a slightly blackened background, but he probably didn't really hate Kusuo.

In the anime world, will there really be a younger brother who hates the older brother, and an older brother who hates the younger brother?

Nope!Isn't this so-called disgusting emotion really because of too much control?

That's right, although it was just a few simple exchanges, Yushan had already added a label to Saiki Kongsuke, that is--brother control.

It is because of this label that Yushan is very interested in the past of the brothers.

"Hahahahahaha."

"It's really empty."

'Um?It was noisy from the very beginning. Kusuo turned around, facing the direction of the living room, "This voice is also..." Subtly felt familiar.

"Look mom, let me just say, Kusuo is back now." At the entrance of the living room, Saiki Kongsuke wore the 'headband' that looked like Kusuo's suppressor, and waved to Kusuo with a smile, "Yo, Kusuo, long time no see."

'What a troublesome fellow!Why come back at this time? '

"Of course it's because my younger brother is getting married. As an older brother, how can I not come back? For this reason, I deliberately ended my studies early. I also got the doctoral certificate that I planned to get in two years this year. I came back to see you." With Yusan-kun."

Yushan: "..." This is actually the real god of learning.

"I didn't tell you in advance, I just wanted to surprise Kusuo and mother." Saiki Kongsuke smiled, turned around and hugged Saiki Kurumi who also walked out.

"Kong Kong probably won't leave again."

"Of course, the studies in London have been thoroughly completed."

' Really bad news. '

"Hurry up and sit over there, Kusuo also come here, I'll help Yuu." Yoshida Saki, who didn't know the real situation of the Saiki brothers, came out, ready to give up the place to them, after all I haven't seen you for four years, and it's time to get in touch.

'Early mother who doesn't need it, just let me continue to help. '

"Kusuo is right, we brothers will be together for a long time."

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Even if Saiki Sosuke is not in front of him right now, the air pressure around Kusuo is a bit low.

Youshan was silent, this pair of brothers really made him incomprehensible, is this really annoying?

"Kusuo, what's the matter with you?"

'19 years ago, an ordinary couple was left with a boy. '

"That kid is Sorasuke, why did you start talking about it so long ago?" And it started in such a cliché?

'The boy learned to speak one month after he was born, and mastered simple reading, writing and arithmetic when he was two years old. He is a gifted child with an IQ of [-]. '

Youshan: "..." Qi Mu's father and Qi Mu's mother, did they save several galaxies in their previous lives?

"But this genius encountered an insurmountable barrier in life at the age of three."

"Oh, that's you." Yushan nodded, expressing his understanding.

Kusuo not only has a high IQ, but also has various superpowers. It is estimated that there is no one who can surpass him.

'That's right. Kusuo admitted frankly, "Perhaps my existence made him feel humiliated, because the hatred for me in his heart is also the reason why I hate my brother." '

"Yo, Yusan-kun." Saiki Sosuke appeared behind them at some unknown time, "Now Kusuo should be talking to you about the things between us."

Yushan nodded, "Yes, that's right, you brothers really know how to play, the world of geniuses is beyond my understanding." Yushan's precocious wisdom depends on his previous life, and Qi Mukongsuke and Qi Mu Kusuo is a true genius.

"No, I'm just an ordinary person."

Yushan: "..." You brothers are really enough.

"I have been savoring defeat since I was a child, how can I be called a genius." The title of genius should be given to his younger brother Kusuo Saiki, "However, as an older brother, how can I lose to my younger brother! So I have more than once Challenged Kusuo, but never won..."

"Ha..." Youshan felt tired.

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Youshan rubbed his forehead, these victories are idle!

"Kusuo, this time..."

"Stop!" Yuyama made a gesture, stopping Saiki Sorasuke who seemed to be in a...high state, "Sorasuke brother, I know you want to compete with Kusuo again, why don't you let me come up with the questions for today's competition Bar."

'Why are you making trouble with him. 'He actually didn't really want to compete with Sorasuke, after all, this is a... Shaking M!

That's right, this man, who is top-notch both in appearance and talent, is a real dick.

I don't know if Saiki Kongsuke is part of this kind of system, or because he was crushed by his younger brother in various ways since he was a child. Although he said that he failed again and expressed frustration, he was actually very happy...

An older brother with such a character, as a younger brother, he is actually very hardworking.

[Kusuo, the word trouble is used...] Yushan glanced at Kusuo, [Actually, you brothers are all awkward, are you the brother-con and brother-control who say they hate each other the most? 】

'Brother control?Do not joke. '

"Brother Sosuke came back at the right time today, and there will be delicious food tonight."

"Yeah, I know." Qi Mukong helped with a smile, "Youshan-kun's food is very delicious." Even if he is far away in England, this person can keep track of his family's movements anytime and anywhere.

"That's good, why don't you compare your cooking skills today." Youshan held the kitchen knife in his hand, and carried the uncooked fish from the bowl back to the cutting board. He raised the knife and dropped the fish with one hand It was cut in two.

"!!!"

"It just so happens that Kusuo brought back two fresh fish today, and there are a few pieces of tofu at home, so the two of you will make a fish head tofu soup. Then put it on the dining table and let everyone evaluate it together." Yushan said , put another uncooked fish on the chopping board, and once again made a clean break.

He cleaned up the fish heads, put them on the plates, and handed them to Kusuo and Sorasuke, "You should be able to eat when you're done."

Holding a fish head and a piece of tofu in their hands, the two brothers looked at each other.

'Let's go, don't you want to compete? '

After sending Kusuo and Sorasuke away, Yuyama heaved a sigh of relief.

As an ordinary person, he really doesn't understand the world of geniuses!

Forget it, let's cook quickly while those two are away.