[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

"Meow meow meow!" If possible, Mr. Cat wants to use his "light" body to jump on Yushan's body, and strike the cat's eighteen claws at his nasty face, but he can't In the case of the main body, it is a little difficult.

Not to mention Yushan and the pink-haired man next to him who put a lot of pressure on Madara, just Natsume alone is enough for Mr. Cat to drink a pot.

"Meow meow meow!" Mr. Cat was still yelling, and the little fat paw kept patting Natsume's arm.

"Hush! Be quiet, Mr. Cat. If the nurse finds out, you will be taken out of the hospital." Natsume whispered to the fat cat in her arms, not to give Mr. Cat the slightest chance to be a demon.

"Natsume, Natsume!" The cat teacher who was still patting Natsume's arm sounded weak, "Let go, you're going to be strangled to death."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Natsume let go quickly, and the plump Lucky Cat jumped to the ground deftly, panting desperately, "Finally came back to life."

It's over, the fat cat stared at a certain Natsume anxiously, like a child who had done something wrong, with sharp eyes, but finally held back and didn't explode in front of outsiders.

"Hey, you guys!" Walking on short legs, the cat teacher walked up to Natsume Takashi and stood firm, raised his big cat face, and licked his paws, his voice was much more serious than when he was showing off cuteness on weekdays, "You guys You can hear me."

"Teacher Kitty?" Natsume Takashi looked down at the overly fat beckoning cat, and then looked up at the two people who had met once before.

Although it was only a brief contact before, Natsume actually believed that these two people should have special abilities from the key words they heard from Torisuka-kun.

Youshan squatted down, and didn't answer Mr. Cat's words immediately, but held the chubby paw that it just licked with a smile, shook it up and down, and pinched the little meat ball again.

Yuyama turned his head and said to Kusuo with a smile, "As expected, you will feel very happy when you pinch the meat ball." That kind of feeling that the heart has been softened is really good.

As a winner in life who can often hug a roll, Yushan also has his own way when he wants to suck cats, [Next time Kusuo will become a cat~ If you don’t speak, it’s your default. 】He will definitely masturbate from head to toe!

Kusuo, who basically never rejected Yushan's proposal: "..." Pandas have changed, they just turned into cats, it's not a big problem.

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"Hey! Don't ignore me!" The cat teacher who was squeezed into the meat ball gave a 'meow', and immediately put away his little expression of enjoyment, a vein burst out on his forehead, and the big fat cat kept jumping on the floor .

Natsume Takashi covered his eyes, unable to bear to watch.

It seemed that he also realized that his behavior just now was not in line with his status. Madara froze, coughed, and turned serious: "When you introduced just now, I said that my names are Saiki Kusuo and Yoshida Yuyama, that's right. Bar."

"What's wrong three three?"

"Before I was sealed, I saw the big monster Ibaraki Doji and the big monster Sesshomaru. They were looking for people, and they were looking for humans with these two names. It is said that they have been looking for more than five hundred years." Mr. Cat As he said that, he couldn't help but scratched the corner of his mouth again, his beard trembled because of its movements, "Those two big monsters, the humans you are looking for should be you."

"Five, 500 years ago?!" Takashi Natsume was surprised, wondering if he heard it wrong.

"That's right, 500 years ago, when Naraku was rampant."

The half-demon named Naraku was known to all the monsters in the Warring States Period 500 years ago. Even if hundreds of years have passed, Naraku is one of the monsters who have left a strong color in history.

Madara naturally knew it too, he knew it even better than other monsters, even the half-demon Inuyasha in red and his human wife.

"Then..." Natsume Takashi looked at Yuyama and Kusuo in astonishment, "You...are already over 500 years old?!"

"No, no." When questioned about his age, Yushan quickly waved his hand to deny, "How is it possible, Kusuo and I are just 17-year-old high school students, and Natsume is the same age as you, how can you be more than 500 years old?" What about monsters?"

It is said that he is too old at 30 years old, but it is too old to be five hundred years old.

Before Yushan began to explain, the door of the operating room opened, and the chief surgeon came out first, and Yoshida Yukasa and Yoshida Sansuke, who were sitting on the chairs, got up quickly.

Appendicitis is just a minor operation, and there is not much danger, but Yoshida Shiori, who is only 14 years old now, has never suffered from any illness since childhood. This time it really worried his parents.

Not long after the doctor came out, the nurse also opened the door of the operating room and came out pushing the hospital bed.

"Sorry Natsume, let's talk later, my sister is out." Yushan pointed to Yoshida Shiori who was already asleep on the hospital bed, and smiled at Natsume apologetically, "After sending Shiori back to the ward, we will go Looking for you."

"Yeah." Natsume Takashi waved at Yushan, and continued to go upstairs along the stairs.

Yoshida Shiori has been sleeping since she was sent back to the ward on the third floor. It seems that the anesthesia has had a great effect on her, and there is not much pain on her face.But it is estimated that after the anesthesia effect wears off, the little girl should feel uncomfortable.

Kusuo did not immediately speed up the healing of the wound for Shiori Yoshida. He had just finished the operation, and he was cut open, but healed after only half a day of suturing. The hospital pulled me to do research.

"Thank you for your hard work." Yoshida Sansuke thanked his nephew, "I will go to a nearby hotel and open two rooms for you, let's go and have a rest first."

"No need uncle, we have a friend in Yokohama, we just talked to him on the phone, and we will spend the night at his house." Youshan refused with a smile.

There is absolutely no need to stay in a hotel. It is better to go home directly. It is so convenient to come and go. Why treat yourself badly? Naturally, you come here because you are comfortable.

But Uncle and the others don't know about Kusuo's superpowers, so they still have to find the necessary excuses.Moreover, Yuyama did have a classmate here in Yokohama. Although he was not particularly familiar with him, he had a good relationship.

"Then tell me when you go, and I will drive you there."

"Okay, we got it. Uncle, you haven't eaten yet, Kusuo and I will go to buy some food nearby."

"Then trouble you."

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Half an hour later, You Shan gave them the food he had brought to his third uncle and his wife, and went upstairs with the other two.

The patient Natsume Takashi wanted to visit was currently living in a ward on the fifth floor.Natsume hurried over from Yahara in the morning, and he probably didn't eat anything. When buying food for Uncle Yoshida and his wife, he also brought a portion for Natsume's little angel. Of course, the fat cat lady was not behind. .

Kusuo and Yuyama went up to the fifth floor, looked around, and walked straight to a ward.

At the end of the corridor is an intensive care unit, Natsume Takashi is in the ward, with a warm smile, talking to the old man on the bed.

The old man with gray hair and an excessively pale face, who still had an IV drip in his hand, looked at Natsume at this time, showed a kind and benevolent smile, and nodded repeatedly.

Youshan squatted down and poked the snow-white buttocks of the fat cat at the door, "Are you still outside?"

"Hmph." Teacher Cat raised her head arrogantly, shook her butt that was poked just now, and didn't want to pay attention to this human being.

Poke it with a soft knife every time you speak, vicious human!

'It seems to be right. '

"That's not it!" Teacher Cat turned around furiously, "It's just that I don't want to go in, it's not that kid Natsume who wouldn't let me in!"

"A cat is a kind of tired creature." You Shan smiled, while reaching out to scratch Teacher Cat's chin.

Even if he is so fat that he can't see his neck, Mr. Cat still has a chin, so it's quite comfortable to be scratched like this. Even if he strongly resists in his heart, his body obeys obediently and makes a comfortable purring sound.

"I'm not a cat, I'm tall and handsome, definitely not a cat!"

"So it's not a cat." From the bag Kusuo was carrying, Yushan found out the cat teasing stick that he specially bought in a pet store, and shook it in front of Mr. Cat.

Sansan, who has always insisted that she is not a cat, unconsciously followed the cat teasing stick with her eyes. After holding back for a long time, she finally stretched out her paw and slapped on the cat teasing stick. Seeing the cat teasing stick Moved away and chased after him.

Don't look at it as fat as a pig, but its body is flexible enough to even stand on two legs.

When I was having fun, I didn't even talk, and Miao Miao Miao's concentration was teased.

When he finally got the cat teasing stick, Mr. Cat's body froze instantly, a few drops of cold sweat appeared on his cheeks, and the red stripes around his eyes and cheeks seemed to be darker.

'Oh~ It seems that even monsters can't resist their instincts. '

"No, no!" The two front paws were still on the cat teasing stick, and there was no convincing retort at all.

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, this is the dried fish I bought for you." Youshan took out a bag of dried fish from the bag specially prepared for Mr. Cat and shook it in front of it.

With the lesson of blood and tears from the cat teaser, Madara paid close attention to her body this time, but her eyes were still uncontrollable, and she kept looking at the alluring little fish.

"I told you it's not a cat anymore!"

"No, it's such a pity." Youshan digs and digs out, and then takes out a tightly wrapped paper bag, "I was thinking about eating the dried fish later and giving you some snacks."

"This smell!" Teacher Cat's eyes widened, and he sniffed himself, "This is the steamed bun of Nanatsujiya."

"Want to eat?"

Hmph, is this bit of temptation just trying to impress him, the big monster Madara?Do not make jokes!Teacher Miao Mi snorted disdainfully, opened her mouth and said, "Meow~"