[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

The weather in December has become colder and colder, and the temperature on this day is much colder than usual, and it has reached below zero.

Youshan has never been very resistant to the cold. He had already put on warm clothes under his shirt at this time in his early years. Compared with the demeanor, Youshan felt that the temperature was more important.

At this time of year, he admires Japanese girls very much. Regardless of the severe winter and hot summer, they always wear miniskirts, and at most add a pair of knee-high socks, which is refreshing.

It is said that young people have great firepower, and even though their bodies are not weak, Yushan still couldn't resist the low temperature of winter.

However, compared with the previous ten years, he has also changed this year. The reason is that Kusuo is walking beside him.

The omnipotent Kusuo Amu-sama has been using his mind power to change the temperature around him during school and after school. Despite the cold wind howling, his place is still as warm as spring.

"Sure enough, Kunoharu's father is right to call you Kusuo Amen." Yuyama swooped on Kusuo, "No winter is more comfortable than this year."

Kusuo stretched out his hand halfway up the waist of the host, Yuyama, to prevent him from falling out without hanging on.

"Since you have such a convenient ability, why do you have so many winter clothes in the room?" Although you don't need to wear summer clothes in the winter like Hui Lu Chuzhi, you can still function normally, and it won't be a problem. Even cotton gloves are ready in the closet.

'Before then, this ability was not so convenient. Kusuo waited for Yushan to stand up.

Using mind power to control temperature, especially close to the human body, can cause problems if you are not careful. He doesn't use it very much himself, let alone use it for others.

Yushan didn't answer any more.

Before 'that', what does that 'that' refer to, well, this question is very mysterious.

"Winter vacation is coming soon. After Christmas here, my mother and I have to go back to grandpa's place. Every New Year, the Yoshida family will gather together for the holiday." Youshan took out his phone and flipped through Open the photo album and show Kusuo a group photo of their family, "My grandma is Chinese. New Year's Eve is a day of reunion. No matter where I am, I will try my best to reunite with my family. However, due to the As for holidays, most of New Year’s Eve in the lunar calendar is the time for school and work, and the day of reunion becomes New Year’s Day, which is the New Year here.”

"New Year's Eve, how big is it?" Kusuo said in Chinese with a perfect accent.

Yuyama's eyes widened in surprise, and after a while he asked, "Don't you speak Chinese?" When he made the list for Kusuo at Ayumi's house, Kusuo didn't know him at all, but now he can be so standard speak out.

'After returning from the rice flower market, you seem to be very interested in Chinese things. "Kusuo's learning ability is unquestionable. Chinese is the most difficult language to learn. The homonyms alone are enough to confuse people, and the usage of Chinese characters is very different from Japanese, but these are no problems for Kusuo.

Except for a few remote words, he basically memorized them, and occasionally even read some original texts, and practiced writing Chinese characters a little after finishing his homework.

Yushan, who has been busy taking care of his pregnant mother, doesn't know this.

A wave of emotion spread in his chest, like a prairie fire, and it burned crazily with just a wisp.

"Kusuo." Yuyama stopped walking.

Kusuo stopped in front of Yuyama, 'Huh? 'The eyes hidden behind the green lenses met Yushan's moist black pupils.

With a bang, Yuyama kissed Kusuo on the lips.

The touch was about to leave, but Kusuo's eyes widened.

"We'll tell mom after Haru is born." Youshan tilted his head, his soft hair shook a few times, and smiled brightly at Kusuo, eyes that were almost covered by the hair , because the good mood at this time completely squinted.

'ah. Kusuo responded, raised his hand and rubbed Yushan's hair, "After the winter vacation, there is still one year."

"Huh?" Yushan blinked, and then understood, "Okay, we will go to the district office together when we are old."

Then, Yoshida Yuyama can change his name to Saiki Yuyama. Bracket lol.

'After returning home, I can send emails or call at any time, and I can find you anytime, anywhere. 'The promise Kusuo made never needs to worry about not being able to realize it.

"Okay, I will definitely report to you every day." Yushan gave Kusuo a non-standard salute, and laughed after putting down his hands, "Grandpa's house is very big, and I have my own separate room there. There was no problem using [teleportation] in the past."

Kusuo evoked a faint smile, 'Ah. '

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December 24, Christmas Eve

On the first day of the school holiday, Youshan and his parents were invited by Saiki Kurumi to Saiki's house.

A Christmas tree has already been set up in front of Saiki’s house, and many colored lights are hung on the books and the house. This is because Saiki Kuniharu and Saiki Kurumi asked Kusuo to help last night. After all, there is a huge Christmas tree with a height of two floors. , it's not that the two 'old' 'old men' can toss and move.

But where he could go, even as a parent, he didn't dare to continue to trouble his son.

"Sure enough, there is still the atmosphere of Christmas in this way. Xiaoyou doesn't like this kind of Western festival very much. Our family has never celebrated it like this before." Yoshida Saki, who is about to give birth in less than a month, looked at Qi Mu's house is full of festive decorations, and I can't help but sigh.

"I told you that you don't have to worry about me." Youshan also said this to his mother long ago, but his always gentle mother insisted, since Xiaoyou doesn't like it, it's fine.

"Sasa, Yu-chan, Nan-chan, go and play, leave this place to us." Saiki Kurumi pointed to the Japanese room of their house, where there is a warm kotatsu.

"Eh? Don't you need my help?" The two families still have a Christmas party for dinner, so there must be a lot of preparations.

"It's okay." Saiki Kurumi pushed Yuyama's back, pushing him towards the Japanese room.

Kusuo bowed slightly to Yoshida Saki and Yoshida Ryuichi, saluted, and then entered the Japanese room.

"Is this okay?" Having already sat down in the kotatsu, Yushan still looked out from time to time.

'Just leave it to mom. Kusuo pointed at the TV casually and turned it on, "Zao Ji's mother also needs to do some necessary exercises at this time. '

"I know..." That means I can't help but worry about my mother's body.

"Longyi's father doesn't have a sense of danger for your stupid father's model?" '

"What sense of danger do you need?" Yushan didn't know, so he picked up an orange, ate half of it himself, and put the other half on Kusuo's mouth, "Ah~"

Kusuo looked down at the very clean orange petals, opened his mouth to bite, and after sweeping his tongue over Yushan's fingertips, he chewed the very 'delicious' orange petals as if nothing had happened.

"You are no longer the Kusuo I used to know." Yuyama blushed, accusing Kusuo of his behavior just now.

The Kusuo he knew had a serious facial paralysis, who is this bullshit man now!

' has evolved. '

"Do you consider yourself a Digimon, or a Pokémon?"

'You-chan, didn't you say it, it's Kami Sama. '

Another unpeeled orange was placed in front of Kusuo, "Okay, Kami Sama, this is a tribute to you, and bless my boyfriend to return to the prudence he was before."

Kusuo raised his eyebrows, serious?

He decides to punish the dishonest Uyama.

Two young boys with outstanding looks tossed and turned on the tatami...

The door of the room was opened, Saiki Kurumi stared blankly at the two people in the room, blinked, and immediately closed the door.

Yuyama, who was sitting on Kusuo, reached out his hand, trying to explain but was blocked by the door.

Outside the door, Saiki Kurumi smiled dryly, "It seems that I misremembered, it's not in the Japanese room, Saki-chan, let's go to another place to see."

The famous name of the first life was ruined like this.

He said why this man was stronger and more capable than him, but he still asked him to sing to the turned serfs. It turned out that he dug a huge pit and let him jump!

In fact, it was just the soft-hearted Kusuo: "..." A huge scapegoat was just like that.

Being disturbed by Saiki Kurumi, both of them calmed down and got into the kotatsu together.

Kusuo cut the channel casually, and stopped when he saw a program he liked more. When changing to a program about pets, Yuyama patted Kusuo's arm to make him stop.

Just now, he saw a very familiar animal rolling over there.

"Pandas, they are really cute." If pandas are not national treasures, and if pandas can be raised privately, he will definitely raise one!

But unfortunately, there is no if.

The TV show that likes to hug the breeder's thigh quickly played over, Yushan sighed regretfully.

Next came the street interviews. I remember interviewing many pedestrians on a pedestrian street, asking them about their favorite animals, and what animals they would choose to keep if possible. Most of the answers they got were cats and dogs.

"Kusuo, cat or dog, which one do you prefer?" Yuyama lay on the tatami, most of his body was in the kotatsu, and turned to ask Kusuo beside him.

'dog. '

"So you are a dog pie?" Youshan turned over, "I like cats more, they are small and can be hugged and played in my arms, although Tsundere is a bit difficult to serve."

Kusuo nodded, based on the heart sounds he heard from cats in the past, it is not difficult to describe it.

"I used to raise an orange cat, nine of the ten orange cats were fat, and one was very fat." Youshan couldn't help laughing, thinking about what he had read on the Internet, "But the one I raised The only exception is that the figure is considered to be the slender girl among the orange cats." It's just a pity that she was thrown into the water by a few playful children...

Thinking of the little orange cat he raised in his previous life, Yushan felt a little depressed.

'My mother is allergic to cats, and dogs are much simpler than cats. '

"Simple?" Speaking of dogs, the first thing that comes to mind is a few dogs from the demolition team. It's just stupid. "For example... Erha? No, Husky?"

'...Why do you think of huskies when you talk about dogs? '

"Because I was deeply impressed." It may be that the tragic experience of a large number of netizens on the Internet left a deep impression on him. "But speaking of the one I want to raise the most, it's really a panda." Adorable!

At the beginning, it was just for the sake of rolling. When he was invited by netizens to play Jisan together during the summer vacation, he deliberately joined the Tangmen. It's rewinding.