[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

The words 'girls only' are really very faint, infinitely close to the background color of the event card, and those who are careless may not notice it.

"This is fraud!" Youshan was very angry, "Fraudulent consumption!"

'Calm down, as much as I'd love to let this clever shop burn itself out, this isn't the time to think about it. Kusuo, whose background was darkened, calmly comforted Yushan.

"You don't look calm at all with this expression on your face."

'It's true that this happens everywhere, if the desserts in this store are not delicious, I must make them cry and apologize! '

It's getting darker and darker, Kusuo, in your current state, it is [-]% credible to say that you are the biggest BOSS in the world. "You should calm down, there are flames flying around you."

'No, I still control my thoughts very well. Kusuo returned to his previous indifferent appearance, blatantly denying that the person just now was him.

In the blink of an eye, he teleported back to Qi Mu's house in a remote place where no one passed by.

In Kusuo's bedroom, Yuyama and Kusuo are still discussing the dessert shop that cheated their feelings.

"Fortunately, I didn't find out after entering." Yushan could only comfort himself and Kusuo, "But it's already this era, what about the equality between men and women?"

'Well, after all, girls' appetites are much smaller than boys'. '

"All you can eat for [-] yen is not enough for a girl to eat. Thinking about the calories brought by a cake is enough to discourage many girls."

Girls nowadays really attach great importance to weight. In order to control their body shape and weight, many girls support boiled vegetables or lettuce salad, and their diet is very light, let alone cakes with terrible calories.

'Youshan, do you want to go? All you can eat for [-] yen. '

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"After I finished talking yesterday, there is no more." Youshan yawned a little, and on the way home from school, he couldn't help asking Kusuo again: "The two of us are not within the scope of free food, right?" .”

'Don't worry, it will be fine soon. ' Kusuo remained as motionless as a mountain.

"Are you going to use [thought control]? Let the store staff think we are girls?" Although Kusuo has a lot of superpowers, among those abilities that Yushan knows, it is obviously of no help now, Only one is extremely powerful [thought control], and it is impossible to guard against. "But in this way, the sacrifice is too great."

'There is no need to use [thought control]. '

"If it's not this ability, then it won't make us two girls." Youshan said casually, but he was stunned just after he finished speaking, and turned his head to look at his boyfriend stiffly, "No way... "

'Yes, do you need a prize? How about an all-you-can-eat dessert for [-] yen? '

"No, Kusuo, you can do sex change?!" Yushan was really surprised by Kusuo, even if he knew that Kusuo was a superpower, he was not as surprised as he is now, no, or more surprised suitable. "Wait, since you can change your gender, are you a boy or a girl?"

'I said don't open such a big brain hole. Kusuo looked at Yushan helplessly, sometimes he felt that if the person with superpowers was Yushan, this person might use all kinds of abilities to their advantage.

"Cough, I'm sorry." Youshan obediently filled his brains to death.

'It's not a simple sex change, this ability is what I call [transformation technique]. '

Yushan told himself, don't be surprised, knowing Kusuo's omnipotence is not a matter of a day or two...

Transformation is a simple and easy-to-understand ability that can completely change one's body into insects, animals, or even change gender.

Really amazing my Kusuo A dream.

"A complete change?"

'Yes, so it takes a long time to prepare. '

"for how long?"

'It used to take two hours. 'Kusuo has also used this ability before, and has tried it many times, but this is very demanding, not only requires two hours of preparation, but can only be used on himself.

But this restriction, after his ability has changed, has also been relaxed a lot.

'It's about an hour now. '

One hour is enough time for Yushan to prepare dinner for his parents.

"Mom, you and Dad don't have to wait for me tonight. Go to bed early if you're sleepy."

After bringing the dinner to the dining table, Youshan washed his hands and was ready to go out.

Yoshida Saki sat on the sofa and asked with a smile, "Are you going out with Kusuo again?"

Youshan didn't hide it from his mother either: "Well, we agreed yesterday to eat cake today."

"You two are really serious, how can cake be eaten as a meal?"

"It's just that when I went to deliver a change of clothes to Guochun's father yesterday, I saw a dessert shop doing an event. It doesn't matter if you only eat once." Youshan changed his shoes at the entrance: "Then I'll go first, goodbye Mother."

Touching her pregnant belly, Yoshida Saki sighed: "That child, I don't know when he will tell me."

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It was still yesterday's dessert shop not far from Marukawa Bookstore, and there were still two young figures, but this time there was a big change.

The three-none girl with light pink hair, blue eyes, rimless glasses, and a PK school uniform short skirt is none other than Saiki Kusuo who has been turned into a woman after using the [Transformation Technique].

'Now, my name is Qi Munanzi. ' Kusuo chose the name very simply.

Yushan's femininity is even more...feminine.

His hair was originally a little long, but it became a lot longer after he became a woman. His black eyes were sparkling, and his figure was unexpectedly stylish.

"It's heavy on the chest."

Qi Munanzi at the airport said to the very expectant Yoshida Yuko: "What you said just now is very hateful, Yuko. '

How many girls are trying every means to make themselves plump up, but in the end they can only be flat.If Yuko said this in front of other girls, it would be a typical beating.

"It's really heavy." Yushan sighed, "I feel a little sore in my shoulders after a while."

'Do you really know where we are? 'They are ordering food, even if it is the last day of the event, there are still many customers in this store.Did you see that the service worker who was recording had already had blue veins on his head.

That is also a sad girl.

Seeing that there was no one around, Yushan asked what he always wanted to say: "Why is it so simple after you transform?"

'This is who we are after changing genders. Kusuo was still so calm: "This [Transformation] ability still respects the law very much. '

That is to say, if Yoshida Yuyama was really born as Yoshida Yuko, he would be a beautiful woman with a proud figure now, and Kusuo... is very cute, but it is undeniable that there are still some regrets.

"This is really a very dangerous ability of yours, so don't use it again in the future." Youshan said righteously, "After eating dessert, let's go back and forget what happened today."

Puffs, mousse cakes, apple tarts, napoleons, macarons, chocolate cakes, mille-feuilles, mango cakes, sundaes...

The table in front of Yuyama and Kusuo was filled with all kinds of desserts.

After setting up the desserts ordered by the two, the waiter reminded with a smile: "Two guests, although this restaurant offers all you can eat for [-] yen, but you are not allowed to refund after ordering, please be sure to finish eating. If you have not finished eating, Afterwards, a certain amount of fines will be charged depending on the degree of waste of the two of you."

After finishing speaking, the young lady with a good service attitude left with a polite smile.

"Well, I've known this for a long time." You Shan was not surprised by this rule.

In many self-service shops, there are often such rules, just because they are afraid of extra waste.

What impressed Youshan the most was a ramen restaurant in his middle school.

At that time, the ramen restaurant had been open for a year, and it was the first anniversary. The ramen restaurant released a very attractive activity: a bowl of ramen for 5 yen, but if you can’t finish the ramen, you will be fined [-] yuan.As for other ramen, the store has discounted to a certain extent.

At that time, many customers were waiting and watching, and most of them chose the discounted ramen.

But there are also those who go for the [-] yen a bowl of ramen. There is such an uncle who puts [-] yen coins and waits for his portion of ramen.

The boss served a big bowl very boldly, how big is it?It is no better than the washbasin used at home.

A big bowl of ramen slowly made the uncle almost cry.

Although this dessert shop is not as bad as that ramen restaurant, but since there is a fine, it is true.

But Yuyama and Kusuo, no, are Yuko and Kusuo afraid?

The two of them didn't eat dinner, they just came to have a big dessert, so they even changed their genders!

Not to mention the desserts in front of you, even if you have another one, you are not afraid!

The macarons, sundaes, and cakes on the table were consumed at a rapid rate.

"Although this event is a bit irritating, their desserts are really good." After taking a bite of the mango cake, Youshan was quite satisfied with the taste of this store. "By the way, I just saw that they seem to have coffee pudding here, would you like some?"

Kusuo, who was eating a sundae, refused without thinking: "No, didn't I say it before, I will only eat the coffee pudding you made from now on." '