Escape from the official match, please come on
Chapter 2 002
Danmei games are a brand new field for Xiao Xiao.
Text love games, as the name suggests, are games that determine the ending of the story through different options and interact with different game characters, also called visual novels.At first, it was carried forward from the otaku circle. With the improvement of women's purchasing power, the sales of love games for women directly caught up with men.
Since Xiao Xiao discovered that his ID card had been stolen, he immediately went to the police station to report the loss and reissue it. At the same time, he also submitted a passport application.During the waiting period, he was idle and was idle. Instead of staying at home and feeling lost, he might as well hurry up and earn more money. He didn't know how much he would spend on fleeing.
But he will not rush back to the company.Lin Bujue's attendance rate is very high, he goes out early and returns late, he is quite hardworking, and the desk is next to Xiao Xiao, so going back to work is tantamount to entering a dragon's pool and a tiger's den.
So what to do, he hasn't reached the level of remote work yet.
After much deliberation, Xiao Xiao felt that he must first understand the world, the so-called knowing the enemy and knowing the enemy can win all battles.
He first bought a lot of Tanmei games online, good sales, poor sales, sweet and sadistic ones, sorted them out, and quickly cleared the level according to the strategy.He carefully studied the personalities of each character, the consequences of different options, and found a small notebook to write down those options that had major differences.He also watched the discussion of the plot by the girls on the forum. You must know that this is a female-oriented game world, and his masculine thinking is not useful here. It is of great benefit to refer to the opinions of the girls.
Next, he made a rough analysis of himself through the information at hand.
He has an ordinary name, a well-to-do family, and a decent education background. When he is thrown into the market full of talents, he is instantly overwhelmed.Moreover, his character is timid and timid, weak and easy to pinch. He is neither a white-faced underworld master with a dark heart, nor a kind-hearted and hot-blooded justice police officer. There is no selling point at all in his personality.
He, he is more handsome.Xiao Xiao touched his pointed chin, he couldn't kill anyone, and his very handsome pumpkin seed face showed that the game's aesthetics were not bad.But, compared to Yifan, his appearance is still slightly inferior.
So he is very clear about his position.A successful Tanmei game must have a full-bodied and attractive plot, an attack from the heavens, an attack that is full of vitality, an attack that is loyal to childhood sweethearts, and an attack with weird characters. Pull to make up the number of spare tire attack.
Maybe someone will ask, even if you are living in the game, at most you will fall in love with the protagonist, why are you so nervous?
Xiao Xiao would shout: You don't understand Danmei games too much!
Do you think BL games are such superficial things that only bring happiness to people?Big mistake.
A few characters, a few branches, except for one HAPPYENDING, the other endings are either mentally or physically abusive.He doesn't know if there is a setting in this world where the file is loaded and restarted. He is afraid that if the file is loaded, it will be another world line, and his life will continue to go on. One ending is a lifetime.
He doesn't have the confidence to achieve HAPPYENDING in one shot, and based on experience, their spare tire attack has appeared in all the attacking lines in the early stage, like clowns, all their love is to make wedding dresses for others, and all their efforts are for It sets off the excellence of the official match attack.For a large proportion of endings, one is green and the other is blackened.But he didn't want to be a catcher, nor did he want to sit in the game.
Since it is destined to be just a farce, it is better to avoid it from the beginning.
The strange thing is that Xiao Xiao has never suffered any setbacks in his life, but he always has a tendency to avoid the world negatively.He is capable but gave up going to first-tier cities, willing to enter a private company near his home and work hard silently.During school and work, I never show myself deliberately, for fear of being jealous and deteriorating my interpersonal relationship.He even turned on the light when he slept, and he was sure that there would be gangsters breaking in late at night to seek wealth and kill him.
Others call this "persecution paranoia", but he himself calls it "high security awareness".
The elevator door opened, and Xiao Xiao walked out with red eyes.
The polished marble floor in the office building reflected his haggard expression, and blue and white porcelain flower pots were placed on both sides of the corridor, with emerald green banana leaves hanging down.When Xiao Xiao first joined the company, he was very satisfied with the working environment.But he can't see anything right now.
The decoration is so luxurious, it is because the background board of the game looks tall.Colleagues walking around seem to be of the same size, and uniforms are the same. Is it because the artist is too lazy to draw passers-by carefully?Thinking this way, a man and a woman appeared in front of him and were handing over work. The woman's face could not be seen clearly, but the man's figure and clothes were very clear.
Straight men are standard with checkered shirts, but he wears them in a low-key fashion, with plaid and polka dot collage patterns, and a looser style.It's winter now, and he's not too cold, with his slender ankles exposed at the bottom of his trousers.Her shoulder-length hair was dyed a chocolate color and tied into a ponytail at the back of her head. Her neck was fair and delicate, with a neutral aura.
Why didn't Xiao Xiao notice it before.Lin Bujue usually dresses like this, very gay, very gay.
After Lin Bujue finished talking with his female colleague, he turned around and saw Xiao Xiao, and greeted him with a smile.
Xiao Xiao didn't even look at him, just looked ahead and passed him.
Throughout the morning, he immersed himself in his work, no matter whether the neighbor knocked on his glass or stuffed him with coffee, he was completely unmoved, and felt that he could already pretend to be an iceberg.
Opening a material website, an advertisement window pops up in the lower right corner, Xiao Xiao habitually clicks on the red cross.After a glance, the mouse stopped.This ad is not full of pornographic pictures like other ads, or beautiful women throwing their breasts to attract attention.Its picture is simple, there is only a branch of wintersweet, as bright as blood, and a person kneeling under the plum, with plain clothes and gorgeous hair, bows deeply to the distance.After a while, a line of words slowly appeared on the gray sky.
"The mountains and rivers are still there, but the home is no longer there. The flowers wither and the birds sing, but the king does not return. —— "Gan Shi""
Xiao Xiao looked at it for a while, then clicked the cross.There is only one person in the vast world, who waits hard for years, and what accompanies him is just a branch of wintersweet, which will wither when spring comes.That picture gave Xiao Xiao an indescribable taste.
He found himself distracted, got up and went to the bathroom and patted his face with cold water.
When I came back, there was an extra lunch box on the table.
The lunch box is a Christmas red and green color scheme, and the little reindeer boy is holding the hand of Santa Claus.Even a lunch box is so particular about being so gay, Xiao Xiao knows who it is without guessing.
He opened the lunch box, and the fried chicken drumsticks and rapeseed vegetables inside were piled up randomly, it was greasy and greasy, and the color was ugly.
His first reaction was that it was ugly.But he immediately came to his senses, if he felt that Lin Bujue’s order was ugly, he would definitely say that he made it himself, and then Xiao Xiao would be embarrassed and ashamed. Feel free to apologize, and then take this matter to heart.
After that, he had to find ways to compensate Lin Bujue, and Lin Bujue would bring him food every day as a matter of course, and tell him to do this and that with an aggrieved expression. Over time, he would be confused by Lin Bujue, naively He thought that he had a place in his heart, and then he was determined to be a spare tire attack.
He has seen through it!
Without further ado, Xiao Xiao picked up the lunch box, walked into the bathroom, poured all the food into the sewer, and rinsed it clean.I originally planned to throw away the lunch box, but this lunch box is brand new and elegant in shape. Maybe it is a Christmas limited edition of a craft store.He knew that Lin Bujue liked pretty things.
How can he throw away something that other people like.
Wash the lunch box and place it carefully next to the computer.
"It's time for dinner, are you still working hard?" A magnetic male voice sounded, and the employees raised their heads one after another.Yi Fan appeared at the door of the office, waving his hands in a leadership manner, and his outfit was "expensive".
Xiao Xiao heard the gasping sound of the female colleague beside her, and then quickly took out the makeup box to touch up the makeup.Xiao Xiao thought, that's it. When the president comes out, there will always be a woman secretly marveling, clamoring that she wants to marry, but it's a pity that this is a slut game, and she might not have a chance.
"Is everyone working hard?" Yi Fan walked around the office with his hands behind his back.
"It's hard work, but it's not as hard as Mr. Yi~" Lin Bujue said sweetly, raising his head and smiling at Yifan.Yi Fan also looked at him approvingly.
Xiao Xiao already knew everything, and then he was about to stage an office romance in front of him, full of twists and turns, mentally retarded and bloody, and he wanted to watch the flirtatious couple flirt closely.Can he apply for another office?
Finally, it was noon. After 5:[-], Xiao Xiao immediately packed his briefcase and rushed away.
"Hey, did you two quarrel? Why is Xiao Xiao in such a bad mood today?" A colleague held a water glass, watched Xiao Xiao leave, and said to Lin Bujue while standing by the desk.
Lin Bujue rolled his eyes, "Who knows."
"You'd better go and ask, otherwise the low air pressure on his side is so heavy, it will make everyone unhappy."
"He changed his phone card, and he didn't tell me the new phone number. Tell me if you have anything." Lin Wujue moved over the chair, angrily took back the lunch box, and stuffed it casually into the drawer.
On the way home, Xiao Xiao finally felt relieved and endured another day.
The World Trade Center towered into the sky, and the LCD screen attached to the glass curtain was broadcasting a shampoo advertisement. The hair of the female star was as smooth as the silk she wore.Xiao Xiao passed a traffic light, and when he looked again, the advertisement had changed.
In the middle of the huge screen, a person faces the distance and kneels, bows to the ground, plain clothes and hair, above him, a branch of bright red wintersweet blooms in the snow.When the character disappeared, a line of words slowly appeared on the screen: "The mountains and rivers are still there, but the home is no longer there. The flowers wither and the birds sing, but you don't see you back. —— "Sense of Time""
This is actually the ad that Xiao Xiao just saw today.
The pedestrians around him hurried past, but he stopped, squinted his eyes, looked at the large blank area on the LCD screen in the city center, and pondered some unanswered questions.
Who is that person waiting for, when will he wait, even if he comes late, is it a happy reunion?However, he is already so old.
Xiao Xiao took out his mobile phone to check, and found that "Sense of Time" is a danmei game, produced by M Agency, and its popularity is not low.As careful as he is, he immediately realized that this was definitely not a coincidence. This game was advertised to him twice and three times. It was obviously a common sales routine for game companies - laying easter eggs!Then the game world he lives in is probably also a game produced by M, so it is necessary to refer to "Sense of Time".
Coincidentally, he knew that there was a physical store nearby, and he easily bought the data disk of "Sense of Time".
Xiao Xiao wanted to smash the computer.
This broken game has 37 endings, none of which is HAPPYENDING, and the endings are different, each with its own abuse point.The ruined endings in other games are already considered pediatrics. Here, being killed, a substitute, and blackening have reached a new level. People can't help but suspect that the copywriter has experienced some kind of blood feud to write such a frenzied story.Every time Xiao Xiao played an ending, his body became more shaky.
Can this game be popular?What kind of society, shaking M so much?
Xiao Xiao gained a lot of insight.He thought, according to the nature of the game company, if the protagonist can be abused so badly, then the fate of his back-up attack can be imagined, and there is no need to expect it at all.
After playing the last ending, the screen of the phone lights up, showing that a new text message has arrived.
Lin Bujue: I'm looking for a colleague to get your new phone number~[cute][cute][cute]
Xiao Xiao strengthened his belief.Escape, must escape!
Text love games, as the name suggests, are games that determine the ending of the story through different options and interact with different game characters, also called visual novels.At first, it was carried forward from the otaku circle. With the improvement of women's purchasing power, the sales of love games for women directly caught up with men.
Since Xiao Xiao discovered that his ID card had been stolen, he immediately went to the police station to report the loss and reissue it. At the same time, he also submitted a passport application.During the waiting period, he was idle and was idle. Instead of staying at home and feeling lost, he might as well hurry up and earn more money. He didn't know how much he would spend on fleeing.
But he will not rush back to the company.Lin Bujue's attendance rate is very high, he goes out early and returns late, he is quite hardworking, and the desk is next to Xiao Xiao, so going back to work is tantamount to entering a dragon's pool and a tiger's den.
So what to do, he hasn't reached the level of remote work yet.
After much deliberation, Xiao Xiao felt that he must first understand the world, the so-called knowing the enemy and knowing the enemy can win all battles.
He first bought a lot of Tanmei games online, good sales, poor sales, sweet and sadistic ones, sorted them out, and quickly cleared the level according to the strategy.He carefully studied the personalities of each character, the consequences of different options, and found a small notebook to write down those options that had major differences.He also watched the discussion of the plot by the girls on the forum. You must know that this is a female-oriented game world, and his masculine thinking is not useful here. It is of great benefit to refer to the opinions of the girls.
Next, he made a rough analysis of himself through the information at hand.
He has an ordinary name, a well-to-do family, and a decent education background. When he is thrown into the market full of talents, he is instantly overwhelmed.Moreover, his character is timid and timid, weak and easy to pinch. He is neither a white-faced underworld master with a dark heart, nor a kind-hearted and hot-blooded justice police officer. There is no selling point at all in his personality.
He, he is more handsome.Xiao Xiao touched his pointed chin, he couldn't kill anyone, and his very handsome pumpkin seed face showed that the game's aesthetics were not bad.But, compared to Yifan, his appearance is still slightly inferior.
So he is very clear about his position.A successful Tanmei game must have a full-bodied and attractive plot, an attack from the heavens, an attack that is full of vitality, an attack that is loyal to childhood sweethearts, and an attack with weird characters. Pull to make up the number of spare tire attack.
Maybe someone will ask, even if you are living in the game, at most you will fall in love with the protagonist, why are you so nervous?
Xiao Xiao would shout: You don't understand Danmei games too much!
Do you think BL games are such superficial things that only bring happiness to people?Big mistake.
A few characters, a few branches, except for one HAPPYENDING, the other endings are either mentally or physically abusive.He doesn't know if there is a setting in this world where the file is loaded and restarted. He is afraid that if the file is loaded, it will be another world line, and his life will continue to go on. One ending is a lifetime.
He doesn't have the confidence to achieve HAPPYENDING in one shot, and based on experience, their spare tire attack has appeared in all the attacking lines in the early stage, like clowns, all their love is to make wedding dresses for others, and all their efforts are for It sets off the excellence of the official match attack.For a large proportion of endings, one is green and the other is blackened.But he didn't want to be a catcher, nor did he want to sit in the game.
Since it is destined to be just a farce, it is better to avoid it from the beginning.
The strange thing is that Xiao Xiao has never suffered any setbacks in his life, but he always has a tendency to avoid the world negatively.He is capable but gave up going to first-tier cities, willing to enter a private company near his home and work hard silently.During school and work, I never show myself deliberately, for fear of being jealous and deteriorating my interpersonal relationship.He even turned on the light when he slept, and he was sure that there would be gangsters breaking in late at night to seek wealth and kill him.
Others call this "persecution paranoia", but he himself calls it "high security awareness".
The elevator door opened, and Xiao Xiao walked out with red eyes.
The polished marble floor in the office building reflected his haggard expression, and blue and white porcelain flower pots were placed on both sides of the corridor, with emerald green banana leaves hanging down.When Xiao Xiao first joined the company, he was very satisfied with the working environment.But he can't see anything right now.
The decoration is so luxurious, it is because the background board of the game looks tall.Colleagues walking around seem to be of the same size, and uniforms are the same. Is it because the artist is too lazy to draw passers-by carefully?Thinking this way, a man and a woman appeared in front of him and were handing over work. The woman's face could not be seen clearly, but the man's figure and clothes were very clear.
Straight men are standard with checkered shirts, but he wears them in a low-key fashion, with plaid and polka dot collage patterns, and a looser style.It's winter now, and he's not too cold, with his slender ankles exposed at the bottom of his trousers.Her shoulder-length hair was dyed a chocolate color and tied into a ponytail at the back of her head. Her neck was fair and delicate, with a neutral aura.
Why didn't Xiao Xiao notice it before.Lin Bujue usually dresses like this, very gay, very gay.
After Lin Bujue finished talking with his female colleague, he turned around and saw Xiao Xiao, and greeted him with a smile.
Xiao Xiao didn't even look at him, just looked ahead and passed him.
Throughout the morning, he immersed himself in his work, no matter whether the neighbor knocked on his glass or stuffed him with coffee, he was completely unmoved, and felt that he could already pretend to be an iceberg.
Opening a material website, an advertisement window pops up in the lower right corner, Xiao Xiao habitually clicks on the red cross.After a glance, the mouse stopped.This ad is not full of pornographic pictures like other ads, or beautiful women throwing their breasts to attract attention.Its picture is simple, there is only a branch of wintersweet, as bright as blood, and a person kneeling under the plum, with plain clothes and gorgeous hair, bows deeply to the distance.After a while, a line of words slowly appeared on the gray sky.
"The mountains and rivers are still there, but the home is no longer there. The flowers wither and the birds sing, but the king does not return. —— "Gan Shi""
Xiao Xiao looked at it for a while, then clicked the cross.There is only one person in the vast world, who waits hard for years, and what accompanies him is just a branch of wintersweet, which will wither when spring comes.That picture gave Xiao Xiao an indescribable taste.
He found himself distracted, got up and went to the bathroom and patted his face with cold water.
When I came back, there was an extra lunch box on the table.
The lunch box is a Christmas red and green color scheme, and the little reindeer boy is holding the hand of Santa Claus.Even a lunch box is so particular about being so gay, Xiao Xiao knows who it is without guessing.
He opened the lunch box, and the fried chicken drumsticks and rapeseed vegetables inside were piled up randomly, it was greasy and greasy, and the color was ugly.
His first reaction was that it was ugly.But he immediately came to his senses, if he felt that Lin Bujue’s order was ugly, he would definitely say that he made it himself, and then Xiao Xiao would be embarrassed and ashamed. Feel free to apologize, and then take this matter to heart.
After that, he had to find ways to compensate Lin Bujue, and Lin Bujue would bring him food every day as a matter of course, and tell him to do this and that with an aggrieved expression. Over time, he would be confused by Lin Bujue, naively He thought that he had a place in his heart, and then he was determined to be a spare tire attack.
He has seen through it!
Without further ado, Xiao Xiao picked up the lunch box, walked into the bathroom, poured all the food into the sewer, and rinsed it clean.I originally planned to throw away the lunch box, but this lunch box is brand new and elegant in shape. Maybe it is a Christmas limited edition of a craft store.He knew that Lin Bujue liked pretty things.
How can he throw away something that other people like.
Wash the lunch box and place it carefully next to the computer.
"It's time for dinner, are you still working hard?" A magnetic male voice sounded, and the employees raised their heads one after another.Yi Fan appeared at the door of the office, waving his hands in a leadership manner, and his outfit was "expensive".
Xiao Xiao heard the gasping sound of the female colleague beside her, and then quickly took out the makeup box to touch up the makeup.Xiao Xiao thought, that's it. When the president comes out, there will always be a woman secretly marveling, clamoring that she wants to marry, but it's a pity that this is a slut game, and she might not have a chance.
"Is everyone working hard?" Yi Fan walked around the office with his hands behind his back.
"It's hard work, but it's not as hard as Mr. Yi~" Lin Bujue said sweetly, raising his head and smiling at Yifan.Yi Fan also looked at him approvingly.
Xiao Xiao already knew everything, and then he was about to stage an office romance in front of him, full of twists and turns, mentally retarded and bloody, and he wanted to watch the flirtatious couple flirt closely.Can he apply for another office?
Finally, it was noon. After 5:[-], Xiao Xiao immediately packed his briefcase and rushed away.
"Hey, did you two quarrel? Why is Xiao Xiao in such a bad mood today?" A colleague held a water glass, watched Xiao Xiao leave, and said to Lin Bujue while standing by the desk.
Lin Bujue rolled his eyes, "Who knows."
"You'd better go and ask, otherwise the low air pressure on his side is so heavy, it will make everyone unhappy."
"He changed his phone card, and he didn't tell me the new phone number. Tell me if you have anything." Lin Wujue moved over the chair, angrily took back the lunch box, and stuffed it casually into the drawer.
On the way home, Xiao Xiao finally felt relieved and endured another day.
The World Trade Center towered into the sky, and the LCD screen attached to the glass curtain was broadcasting a shampoo advertisement. The hair of the female star was as smooth as the silk she wore.Xiao Xiao passed a traffic light, and when he looked again, the advertisement had changed.
In the middle of the huge screen, a person faces the distance and kneels, bows to the ground, plain clothes and hair, above him, a branch of bright red wintersweet blooms in the snow.When the character disappeared, a line of words slowly appeared on the screen: "The mountains and rivers are still there, but the home is no longer there. The flowers wither and the birds sing, but you don't see you back. —— "Sense of Time""
This is actually the ad that Xiao Xiao just saw today.
The pedestrians around him hurried past, but he stopped, squinted his eyes, looked at the large blank area on the LCD screen in the city center, and pondered some unanswered questions.
Who is that person waiting for, when will he wait, even if he comes late, is it a happy reunion?However, he is already so old.
Xiao Xiao took out his mobile phone to check, and found that "Sense of Time" is a danmei game, produced by M Agency, and its popularity is not low.As careful as he is, he immediately realized that this was definitely not a coincidence. This game was advertised to him twice and three times. It was obviously a common sales routine for game companies - laying easter eggs!Then the game world he lives in is probably also a game produced by M, so it is necessary to refer to "Sense of Time".
Coincidentally, he knew that there was a physical store nearby, and he easily bought the data disk of "Sense of Time".
Xiao Xiao wanted to smash the computer.
This broken game has 37 endings, none of which is HAPPYENDING, and the endings are different, each with its own abuse point.The ruined endings in other games are already considered pediatrics. Here, being killed, a substitute, and blackening have reached a new level. People can't help but suspect that the copywriter has experienced some kind of blood feud to write such a frenzied story.Every time Xiao Xiao played an ending, his body became more shaky.
Can this game be popular?What kind of society, shaking M so much?
Xiao Xiao gained a lot of insight.He thought, according to the nature of the game company, if the protagonist can be abused so badly, then the fate of his back-up attack can be imagined, and there is no need to expect it at all.
After playing the last ending, the screen of the phone lights up, showing that a new text message has arrived.
Lin Bujue: I'm looking for a colleague to get your new phone number~[cute][cute][cute]
Xiao Xiao strengthened his belief.Escape, must escape!
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