After becoming a male goblin

Speaking of Zhang Shu and Cheng Bei, Xuan Ge summed it up in one sentence: "Fate is beyond words."

No, Cheng Bei, who was 11 years old back then, was chubby, late-developed, short in stature, and looked like a meatball at first glance.

The 12-year-old Zhang Shu has already started to draw sticks. Since he practiced Taoism with the old man Chen, he has been exercising since he was a child. Properly stand out from the crowd.

If you want to put these two boys together, it is estimated that there will be no play in the future.

It can't be said that the Cheng family's genes are poor. The 13-year-old Cheng Ben already has a good look.

It was in this year that two teenagers with very different physical appearances gathered at Dade Temple in this city.

Xiao Chengbei followed Xiao Chengben's pace closely, and the little flesh on his body trembled.

Xiao Chengben complained: "Xiaobei, if you follow me again, I will tell my parents that you stole the big white rabbit in the car."

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother are a little unreliable. A few years ago, they didn't care about their children's snacks, but now they realize that everything is tight.The pocket money is also tight, and there is no money to buy food at home, but the siblings are greedy.

Xiao Chengbei retorted aggrievedly: "Sister, didn't you share the majority with you? I only ate the lesser half. If you say it, you are also an accomplice."

Xiao Chengben smiled: "You fool, what's wrong with my accomplice, your parents have ordered you to forbid you to eat sweets and you want to lose weight, and then we will see if you still have pocket money."

Xiao Cheng Bei flattened his mouth: "You have broken teeth and steal candy, and it's no good for you to take it."

Little Cheng Ben pinched his waist and continued walking ahead, laughing at his younger brother: "Come on, you are so fat and you still talk to me like this. My tooth is broken, but it will be replaced in a few years, what am I afraid of. I’m afraid that if you get fatter, no one will want to play with you.”

Xiao Chengbei was poked at the sore spot and stopped talking, but he didn't give up and continued to follow his sister.

But he saw it. There were several delicious and interesting stalls in the open space before entering the temple, as well as candied haws!So, taking advantage of the time when his parents went to see the master, he followed his elder sister.Let them do the fortune-telling or something by themselves. I am the successor of scientism in the new era, so don't touch the old monk here!

Xiao Chengbei discussed with the elder sister: "Sister, I brought out the pocket money, and I will buy candied haws with you. With the money for two people, see if you can negotiate with the uncle and give us three skewers."

Although Xiao Cheng originally disliked his younger brother, he had already made up his own calculations. The two siblings have the same ideas, but the comparison is to let the younger brother speak out by himself, and then he will not be afraid that the boy will turn his face and deny others after eating. Repudiation complaint.She stopped, turned around, and stretched out her hand to her younger brother, with a reluctant look: "Okay then, bring the money first."

Xiao Cheng Bei happily took out the money and handed it to his sister.

Old man Chen was playing in the temple with his two young apprentices and a black mop cat.

Niubi and Monk Bald Donkey wouldn't go to each other's territory, but Old Man Chen, an old Taoist priest, was so thick-skinned that he couldn't blush at all, and ran to Dade Temple whenever he had something to do.

This is not the important thing, what makes the old abbot's brain hurt is that this bull-nosed Taoist priest does not have the slightest spirit of the immortal family.

On the contrary, his two little apprentices are not too crooked, and the old abbot can slightly ignore the bad impression of their unreliable masters, and give a little support to these two little juniors.

The old abbot asked the two young novice monks to "receive" the old man Chen, and told him: "It is good to receive Daoist Chen, and follow closely to take care of him, and you can't relax even half of it." After finishing speaking, he left the old man Chen at the entrance of the main hall, and took Cheng's father and Cheng's mother with him. Go to the backyard wing.

Old man Chen was not ashamed, he laughed and teased the two young novice monks, he didn't look like an elder at all.

And little Zhang Shu reported to our master when the old abbot disappeared around the corner with people: "Master, I'm going to go shopping."

Old man Chen nodded and let him go.

Xiao He also reported that he wanted to go around.

Old man Chen didn't allow it, pointed to the entrance of the temple, and said, "You're already familiar with this place, why don't you go around and help the monk Jinming at Qianmen to sweep the floor."

Xiao He walked towards the "mission location" dejectedly.He also touched Xuan Ge on the shoulder and said: "Master, what are you talking about? I always let me be a Taoist priest to clean the temple for the monks, and I am not afraid of being laughed at. I am not allowed to go shopping. What a fun place, so many places. I haven't read all the new stuff..."

The two young novice monks couldn't help but secretly slandered, "It's not the first time I've come here, and I'm still wandering around, what are you hiding here?"

They just stared at Xiao He, and didn't notice that Zhang Shu turned into the road that the old abbot took.

The two siblings came out of the temple and went straight to the man who sold the candied haws. Xiao Chengben came out to make the man happy, and finally took his little brother's hand and said to the man, "Master, look at my brother's size." It's bigger and eats a lot, and as an older sister, I can't let my younger brother help me, can you see if we can get a discount?"

The old man was having a Coke, and he didn't care about the greedy kids, so he jokingly asked, "Then what kind of discount do you think?"

As soon as Xiao Chengbei heard that there was a door, he was so happy that his eyes disappeared.

Xiao Cheng was also happy, but he pretended to be shy, lowered his head and said, "Why don't you buy two and get one free?"

The uncle was amused, he pinched Xiao Cheng Bei's chubby face, sure.

The siblings happily took the candied haws and thanked the uncle sweetly.

Although Xiao He said that sometimes he was a bit dull in some aspects, but he was definitely not that kind of stupid. He didn't know if he had been with Xuan Ge for a long time and gradually learned to "obey the positive and the negative".

At this moment, he had already left the sight of his master, so he said hello to the monk Jinming, "Daoist Jinming, you have worked hard", turned around and went to the lively place.It was the first time for Xuan Ge to follow him to this temple, and he liked the sellers of sugar paintings, vegetarian cakes, and candied haws very much.Seeing the colorful vegetarian cakes sold by the aunt, Xiao Hao was a little curious, so he leaned closer and asked, "Auntie, what flavors do you have for your cakes? Looks very good."

The aunt smiled and introduced: "I have lotus, lotus seeds, wormwood, and sweet-scented osmanthus here. Which flavor do you like? Or do you want to try both?"

Xiao He tilted his head and asked the black cat on his shoulder: "Xuan Ge, which flavor do you like?"

Xuan Ge ignored these bastards, and did not move his half-closed eyes.

Where do cats eat meat more than vegetarians?Xiao He, what kind of rotten leaves are in your mind!Are you blind or prejudiced, you can't even see the sweet candied haws, you just see these things that don't have any oil? ! !

Xiao He was a little disappointed, and told the aunt that it's okay if my cat doesn't like it.

He turned around, bowed his head and said to Xuan Ge: "Xuan Ge, it's your first time here, I don't know what you like to eat here, if you see something you want to eat, just let me know..."

As he was talking, he was suddenly knocked down by the oncoming person, and he was pushed down even if he was alive.

Xuan Ge reacted quickly and quickly jumped off Xiao He's shoulder. He was not frightened, but he was a little startled when he saw the scene in front of him.

What's the situation?Where did the little fat man come from?

But that's not the case, the little fat man Cheng Bei had his entire upper body crushed on Xiao He, seeing that Xiao He was crushed a bit terribly, he blushed and pushed back with red hands.

Xiao Cheng was also taken aback, and hurried forward to grab his younger brother, saying, "Xiaobei, get up quickly, don't crush him."

To say that the 11-year-old chubby Cheng Bei is really stupid. Now that he knew that he was in trouble, he was anxious, struggling to get up, and he was at a loss under this nervousness. He hooked his left foot with his right foot and forgot to use his hands. Son, with a sudden movement, the weight of the whole body firmly pressed Xiao He's chest.

Xiao He was really overwhelmed, and hurriedly shouted: "Little fat man, don't move, I'm going to be crushed to death by you, you listen to me, you put your hands on the ground first, and get up slowly."

Xiao Chengbei was quite anxious at first, but when he heard the word "little fat man", he became unhappy, so he just froze there and didn't move.

Xiao Chengben reminded his younger brother: "Xiao Bei, you are obedient and do it." But he let go of his hand and stopped helping Xiao Cheng Bei get up.

Xiao Cheng was a little upset at first, what's wrong with this person, even if he was in a hurry, he shouldn't just call him "Little Fatty", right?Although Cheng Ben is a bit fat, it's not your turn to laugh at him.Press it and you deserve it.

After a lot of tossing, Xiao He finally stood up alive.

Xiao Chengbei stood beside her biting her lips in aggrieved manner, and said a few words of apology under the guidance of her sister.

Xiao He patted the dust on his body, and kept offending people in his mouth: "Little fat man, you should be careful when you walk in the future. Fortunately, you are overwhelming me today. If it were someone else, you might be crushed to death."

Xiao Chengbei didn’t want to do it when he heard it. Usually, his family members would tease him and say that he is fat and cute. .When I got here, the "little fat man" couldn't spit out the ivory with his mouth shut.

Xiao Chengbei looked at this young man who was terribly thin and looked like an old bamboo pole. Standing side by side, his width was twice that of a tall man.Aware of this strong contrast, Xiao Cheng Bei was filled with grief and indignation, his eyes were full of grievances and tears, and for the first time in his life, he finally realized the necessity of losing weight.

Xuan Ge was protecting Xiao He at the moment, and he didn't think what Xiao He said was right, it was a fact that the quality of this little fat man exceeded the standard.

After Xiao He cleaned off the dust on his body, Xuan Ge jumped up from the side and landed on his shoulder.

Xuan Ge's long black hair looked like a live mop, and when the black shadow passed by, Xiao Cheng Bei was startled and hiccupped.

But Cheng Ben took a fancy to this mop brand black cat at a glance. Where did this breed come from? The black fur is shiny and smooth, and the small eyes always release contempt like "you ordinary fools".Xiao Chengben never knew how dark animals could be attractive, those little eyes are more interesting than human ones, Xiao Chengben's eyes brightened and he wanted to touch them, but because his younger brother just pressed the cat owner's Little embarrassment, now my heart is itching and my hands are itching.

Xuan Ge met Xiao Chengben's eyes, and before Xiao Chengben got excited, he turned his gaze away to the two bunches of candied haws that Xiao Chengben was holding.

Sniffing, sweet and sweet taste, very nostalgic taste, I really want to lick it.

Xiao He was still teaching "Little Fatty" about walking, "public safety" and "education". Before he could finish talking, he was interrupted.

"As an apology, I'll give the candied haws to your cat."

When Xiao Chengbei heard his sister talk like this, he was not very happy.Before he finished eating one of his own skewers, he was buried on the clothes of "Brother Bamboo Pole". If he gave it away, he would suffer a lot!

Xuan Ge happily "meowed".However, Xiao He didn't want to understand when the connection between the cat and the candied haws was established, and where he lived in a daze.

Xiao Cheng wanted to feed the black cat, and without waiting for anyone's reaction, he stuffed the uneaten bunch of candied haws into Xiao Yun's hands, and said, "Goodbye, little cat."

After speaking, he dragged his younger brother and walked into the gate of the temple.

Little Cheng Ben was aggrieved and complained: "Why did you give candied haws to 'Big Brother Zhugan'? How can cats eat candied haws? 'Big Brother Zhugan' also lost my candied haws. You gave it to him instead of me, you Or my sister doesn't..."

The two older children abducted into the temple and disappeared.

Xiao He looked at the bright red candied haws in his hand, and then at the man with shining eyes on his shoulder, but he still couldn't figure out what was going on.

Xuan Ge let out a "meow", signaling to Xiao He to pass the candied haws over to enjoy.

Xiao He handed it over, watching Uncle Cat stick out his tongue and lick the candied haws, squinting his eyes in satisfaction.Xiao He was still a little out of sorts, muttering, "So you're really a vegetarian."

In the inner courtyard of the temple, the old abbot was sending Cheng's parents and Cheng's mother out of the meditation room, and Xiao Zhang Shu, who was eavesdropping on the corner, quietly hid in the corner.

Looking at the three people who left the meditation room, Xiao Zhangshu thought about what the old abbot said, "Fortune is different. There will be a calamity every year on the 27th, and the demon star will move. When you meet noble people to help, you can turn disaster into blessing." It's been a while, but it's the first time I've heard of this "demon star moving". Who is this, and it can attract the demon star?

When the siblings arrived in front of their parents, they had already cleaned up, and it was impossible to tell that they had just eaten candied haws and pretended to be good children.

Cheng's father and Cheng's mother praised the two of them for their progress, and took the two children down the mountain.

Xiao Huan, who found the little brother, complained to little Zhang Shu: "Master, what did you say that there is a chance today? I'm afraid it's not because his old eyes are too dim to see the wrong day, but I was almost crushed to death by the brother just now. Opportunity? It's almost a disaster." .”

"Hey, senior brother will depend on you from now on, junior brother. You have to learn the old monk's astrology and fortune-telling well..."

See you again more than ten years later, Cheng Ben handed the cat teaser to Xuan Ge, and said, "This time there is no candied haws, this is a make-up meeting gift."

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