After becoming a male goblin

When I close my eyes and open them again, Lao Tzu's worth has risen, and it may be ridiculously high.

Please allow me to introduce myself: I am now a very rare high-priced male, or a rare and precious one. If I say it, it may attract the attention of relevant national associations, international associations, relevant scientists, and writers—— I am now a mimosa tree, and it is not uncommon for mimosa trees to grow all over the mountain, but I am the kind of male mimosa that is rare for many years.

In this mimosa with pink flowers all over the mountains and plains, dare you say that you have seen a male?The one who is tall, strong, handsome, and not half feminine?

No?That's right.So, I am precious and worth a lot.

Maybe it will also attract the covetousness of people who are engaged in Feng Shui and other occupations-even such diehards who have been passed down for more than 5000 years in Dajiao will be commotion because of me.

ah?You said I won't be inflated for long?Master is already on his way to collect me?

I'm not afraid, I'm not an ordinary mimosa goblin, I'm a male, a male mimosa that has been gifted by God, has a lot of yang energy and luck, how could it lose to those weak white beards Sophisticated?

What?Again, I'm a male mimosa, so don't expect me to bloom and set seeds.

I was a male when I was a human, do you still expect my soul to be attached to a mimosa seed and be able to change into a female mimosa?Don't be silly, what "men wear women", "women wear men" and "mixed sex" are all used in novels to coax you young people.

I am a 1.8 meter [-] man who is possessed in a mimosa tree, which is also male! !Even if it becomes a mimosa, you don't expect me to be a shy grass with small pink flowers.

Oh, you ask how I changed from a tall and handsome man to a shy mimosa?I can tell you very responsibly - I didn't figure it out myself.

Didn't I talk to my sister on the phone at that time?

And then...then I accidentally fell asleep.

Woke up already trapped in the seeds of this mimosa.

Um?What happened to the seeds?That's the seed of a male mimosa too!Sooner or later, it will grow into a strong, mighty and handsome male mimosa!

It has been three or four days since I got the male seed of this mimosa tree, but I am still a little confused about the surrounding situation, and I am not very clear about the surrounding situation.However, I have made sure of one thing - I am now in the hands of my first love in college, Zhang Shu.

Don't ask me how a seed can recognize people - I have a special ability to recognize people.

Not to mention that this person is my first love who just accepted the homosexuality, Zhang Shu's deep and soothing voice is very recognizable.

Cough, actually, Zhang Shu is pretty.In my memory eight years ago, Zhang Shu's facial features were not exquisite but looked very comfortable.

I think he was already 1.8 meters tall when he was a sophomore, and he should be 1.8 meters two now.Don't talk about why it is 1.8 meters two, I am only 1.8 meters two, how can he break through 1.8 meters two?Then I am the active party, isn't it very embarrassing?Therefore, Zhang Shu is at most 1.8 meters two!Anyway, I just sprouted a small bud now, and it hasn't emerged from the ground yet. I can't see it, and I can't detect it visually.In my heart, in my eyes, he is 1.8 meters two and I am on par.

I like him very much, even though we broke up long ago, I still like him very much.I admire everything about him, he always surprises me.However, now his "perfect" image is beginning to be shattered, and I'm starting to dislike him a little—I doubt whether this first love can't grow flowers—he just dug a hole and threw me in, and a handful of soil It buried me, almost suffocated me in the dark soil, and completely lost the thoughtfulness and care that we had when we were together.

ah?Why is he required to be considerate about a mimosa seed?

Because I'm a rare male mimosa seed.Shouldn't such a rare species be cared for with the care and attention of a lover?

And he didn't realize that I'm a rare species now, his eyesight must have deteriorated.

He left me here for three days, and except for watering me the first day, he never watered me the source of life.Uh, even though I didn't feel thirsty, it was also because of the dew dripping into my flower pots on the balcony every morning.

I always feel that if I keep it in Zhang Shu's hands, I will die of thirst in the flowerpot sooner or later.

I am deeply worried about my own safety.

In the morning two days later, I sprouted, emerged from the soil, and saw light again.

Feeling the morning light shining again, I was deeply moved.

How long has it been since you stretched your waist against the morning light and took a deep breath?Uh, anyway, I haven’t woken up early since I went to college. It’s been ten years.

Teenagers don't know how to study hard early, but they turn into mimosa and hate later.Alas~

Morning, sunshine, fresh air, moist mist, and first love, a beautiful day.

Finally, he could see Zhang Shu's current appearance clearly.The facial features are completely opened, and the body is tall and straight, um, more handsome.

After making a few gestures, I still feel that he is at the same level as me, at the same level as when I was a human.Yes, he is 1.8 meters two.

If Zhang Shu is still the same temper as before, I won't say much.

No, he said it as if he had the habit of talking to himself alone.This brief conclusion is mainly observed from his daily routine—the room is quiet most of the time, the TV is not often turned on, and there is only occasional soothing soft music.Most of the time, the whole house is quiet and peaceful.

His interpersonal communication is simple. I have been under the same roof for six days. I have never heard the voice of other people. Basically, I will receive three or two calls every day when he is still at home. He looks serious and should be at work. phone.

Moreover, his daily schedule is very regular, starting at 06:30 in the morning, going out at 09:30, and returning no later than [-]:[-].

Although it is the same life and rest as the elderly, it also shows that he has not messed around.

It's the same feeling I had when I fell in love.

Sure enough, it was my first love, a very clean private life, a clean young man.

His bed was facing the French windows of the balcony.

I can see the whole bedroom through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

This person didn't know what happened, so he fell asleep without closing the curtains.Um?He got up, he seemed to be a little confused, sat on the bed for about ten minutes before going to the bathroom slowly.

I looked at his back and couldn't help sighing: "The body is getting better and better."

Zhang Shu didn't sleep naked, but he didn't put on pajamas either. Instead, he slept in a pair of boxer briefs.

The morning sun shone into the bedroom and my vision was clear.

There is no fat on his back, thin muscles cover his shoulders, his legs are slender and straight, his buttocks look good, and there is a kind of laziness in his actions that I have never seen before.

Seeing my mimosa buds was agitated, I wanted to shake it a few times, but the buds were too short and the branches and leaves were not enough to vividly express my agitated mind at the moment.

Alas, Mimosa is bewitched by beauty, how will I live in the days to come?

Think about one day in the future, as a male mimosa, I suddenly had red liquid (nosebleed) from the branches and leaves, and Zhang Shu, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, came closer to check... Just thinking about that scene, I couldn't help but blush.

After Zhang Shu washed up and put on some sportswear, he was about to go out for morning exercises.

I looked at his long back and couldn't help swallowing.

Don't ask me to swallow a mimosa just like that, I just did it.

Zhang Shu, who was about to go out, inadvertently glanced in my direction, then... let out a "tsk", then walked to the window, stretched out his hand and pulled the curtain, blocking my view of the inside of the room.

I:……

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The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Cheng Bei: Who am I afraid of with my worth!So what about Taoist priests!

Zhang Shu: Oh, I won't accept you if you are a good boy.

(*^▽^*) Happy opening the pit!

This article is a short article, and the manuscript is nearing the end, so there will be no eunuchs.Everyone can rest assured to collect and leave a print~(@^_^@)~

Let me emphasize one more point: No.1 in the first half of this article, and the third person in the second half, try not to be CCO so soon