Married life with Bakugo
Chapter 33 Meeting of the Detective Agency
Ms. Liri still didn't introduce Longxiong's hospital to me, and I didn't dare to just find a hospital to do it. It's safer to have an acquaintance introduce this kind of thing.
Probably?
The pictures I found on the Internet are all horrific. It feels like the lower part of the bear is cut open and the prosthesis is filled inside. Although I know that anesthesia will be used, it still feels very painful.Also, what if I meet a doctor who has no sense of public morality and takes pictures of my naked body while I am under anesthesia?
It's better to give up this idea for the time being.Now use the ointment you bought first, press it yourself, and wait for a while to see if there is a more obvious effect.
That’s right, uh, it’s strange when I press it myself, is there mint added to this ointment, I feel too cool every time I massage it.
After pressing for a few days, I found that Xiong Xiong seemed to be a little bigger, and then took out a soft ruler to measure it, oh, no, it was just my illusion.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, why are you doing this to me.
"Miss Ueno, what are you drinking? The yellow color looks disgusting." The boy Dazai said with a disgusted expression while holding my drinking glass.
I snatched it away: "Papaya juice, squeezed in the morning, do you want to drink it?"
"Ugh, don't. Are you still struggling with the previous question?"
I glanced at him: "You are a man, you don't understand my sadness." After that, I took a sip of papaya juice, and I feel that I am going to die after drinking this thing every day.
"Tell me, did you quarrel with your boyfriend because of this?"
"No, it's just me worrying unilaterally. By the way, why are you hanging around in the store these days, aren't you afraid that your president will deduct your salary?"
"Don't be afraid, I've already prepaid the next year's salary in advance." After speaking, Dazai boy showed an expression of "I'm so smart, please praise me".
"Uh, pretend I didn't say it." Advance a year's salary in advance, really seems like something that Dazai boy would do, but it's still like this and he hasn't been fired from the detective agency, which shows that he is really capable.
"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai!" It was the voice of the boy from Nakajima.
"What's the matter?"
"The detective agency has just received a new commission. Mr. Kunikida said that he will open a meeting and let me call you."
"Ah? It would be good to arrange the appropriate person to investigate this kind of matter. Why waste time on meeting? Would Kunikida-kun, who prides himself on his perfect timing, make such a mistake?"
Nakajima's expression was solemn: "This commission is quite special. The murderer has killed more than a dozen women in other dimensions, and this time he came to our side to kidnap the daughter of the chaebol. It can be said to be a big case across dimensions. So Kunikida-san is calling everyone to a meeting."
I accidentally heard the description of the case from the side: "I seem to know about this case. The 'killing of more than ten women in other dimensions' you just said, Nakajima boy, happened in our world."
Bao Hao is in charge of this case, isn't it that it's almost over?Why is the murderer still running to this world?
"Miss Ueno, the world you live in is really quite scary." Dazai boy did not forget to complain.
The Nakajima boy was more reliable, and continued to ask me for relevant details.
I scratched my head: "Actually, I don't know very well. It just happened that my boyfriend was in charge of this case."
"Hey, Miss Ueno has a boyfriend?"
"Well, he has a rather bad temper." Dazai boy commented.
"No, he's actually very...he really has a bad temper, but he's still very reliable."
"Since it's reliable, why hasn't the murderer been caught for so long? Sigh, Ms. Ueno, your boyfriend's professional level is very poor." Dazai boy seemed to be fighting me.
It’s fine if you say I’m unreliable, but if you say my boyfriend is unreliable, hmph, see if I don’t argue with you today.
"Xiao Sheng is not a policeman, he is only responsible for assisting the police. He was allowed to intervene in this case when there were ten victims. It is the police officers who are unreliable." Sorry, I didn't mean to black police. Department personnel, but on the surface, it seems that they are not very good at this matter.
"It turns out that Mr. Duliantou is not a police officer, what is that? Is he also an employee of a detective agency like me?"
I think Bakugo and Dazai Boy are very good at giving each other nicknames, one is Flirty Face, and the other is Durian Head.
"His name is not Duliantou, he is called Bohao Katsuki." I corrected his address.
"Miss Ueno, you are really biased. Why didn't you correct Duliantou Jun when he called me frivolous?"
"I... that's because... I'm partial!"
"Wow, Miss Ueno, you are really..."
The Nakajima boy acted as a peacemaker in the middle: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, Miss Ueno, don't care too much with Mr. Dazai. Mr. Dazai, hurry up and go to the meeting with me, or Mr. Kunikida will have to fight again. Angry."
"Since Ms. Ueno is so familiar with this case, how about having a meeting with us? I just want to help with the minutes of the meeting." The boy Dazai slapped his head and came up with an inexplicable idea.
"I'm not from your agency, how can I participate in the meeting?"
"The store manager, I borrowed Miss Ueno!" This guy habitually ignored my words.
I didn't expect the store manager to agree to his nonsense.
"Wait, I'm just a waiter, not a member of a detective agency, so I can't do any advanced clerical work."
The store manager smiled gentlemanly: "The store is not busy right now, so it doesn't matter if you help them."
"No, I didn't mean that, manager."
I was about to make a few more excuses when Dazai grabbed my waist: "Miss Ueno, let's go."
Did this person treat me as a girl and like to hang shoulders with me so much?
So it became what it is now.
I am an ordinary waiter, sitting among a group of elites and acting as a meeting recorder.
Well, I'm so terrified.
Mr. Kunikida handed me a meeting minutes book: "Miss Ueno, I'm really sorry, that guy Dazai is messing around again."
I smiled stiffly: "No no."
Open the minutes of the meeting, and first write down the meeting place: the meeting room of the Armed Detective Society. I am not very good at writing the title of the meeting. After thinking about it, I wrote down according to my understanding: Discussion on the truth about the disappearance of the daughter of the chaebol.
"Oh, you don't need to be so serious, just write casually to fool Kunikida-kun." Dazai boy saw me concentrating on writing the minutes of the meeting, and came to harass me unwillingly.
By the way, Mr. Kunikida is sitting next to you, won't you be beaten for saying that?
Mr. Kunikida adjusted his glasses: "Dazai, don't spread your bad style to other people, Miss Ueno, please ignore him."
"Okay, okay!" This is the first time I have been "entrusted with a heavy responsibility" like this, and I can't live up to Mr. Kunikida's expectations. I will definitely remember the meeting minutes wonderfully and perfectly!
The pen in his hand was clenched again, and the red scarf on his chest became more colorful.
With my back straight, I started to write the names in the column of participants, um, let me know who came, and write down the most familiar Nakajima boy, Dazai boy, Mr. Kunikida, and Miss Yosano, Tanizaki gentlemen.
Who is the other boy wearing a straw hat and cotton overalls? He looks so young and has never seen him before.
I was about to ask young Dazai about his identity, but he immediately came over and stared at the column of his name for a long time.
It made me a little nervous: "I, I didn't write anyone's name wrong." It's quite disrespectful to write someone's name wrong.
"I said, Miss Ueno."
"Have!"
"Why is my name second?"
"No, can't it?" Could it be that the detective agency still pays attention to the order of names?
"Why did you write Nakajima's first? Could it be that Ms. Ueno cares more about him? I am the one who has a good relationship with Ms. Ueno, right?"
Me: "Huh?" What is this man thinking?Kindergarten kids?Good friends who can't understand themselves play better with others.
"Dazai, give me peace of mind! It's because your meeting has not officially started!" Kunikida-kun kicked Dazai boy on the back of the head with a roundabout, and his forehead came into intimate contact with the table.
I couldn't move, and fell into a coma.
I panicked: "Doctor, doctor..."
Nakajima boy comforted me: "It's okay, Mr. Dazai is just playing dead, he is used to Mr. Kunikida's roundabout kick."
Is it okay to get used to being kicked in the back of the head?Boy Dazai's head is so hard, it's amazing.
I moved my seat far away, huddled next to the boy in Nakajima and whispered the identity of the boy in the straw hat.
"His name is Miyazawa Kenji, and he is also a very powerful person in the detective agency."
"Oh!" There is probably no one in the detective agency who is not good. I looked around and said, "Nakajima boy, um, isn't Mr. Edogawa here? He is such a good detective, he should be able to help a lot Get busy."
The Nakajima boy showed a slightly distressed expression: "Mr. Edogawa is very good, but he said before the meeting that he is not interested in this case, so he went out to eat omelet rice."
Me: ... so capricious.
Dazai boy was still in a pseudo-coma, and Mr. Kunikida took the opportunity to start this meeting.
"The reason for calling everyone here must be clear to everyone. The entrustment received this time is a bit different from usual."
Yosano-san, who was putting on nail polish: "Is it because of the high commission?"
"This is also one of the reasons, but not the main reason," Mr. Kunikida said calmly, "The murderer who kidnapped the chaebol's daughter had previously killed [-] women in other dimensions. Based on the information I collected, the method was extremely cruel. Bloody, this time he kidnapped the chaebol's daughter, there's no guarantee he won't kill him."
Ms. Xie Ye seemed a little excited: "It turns out that you are a scum who takes pleasure in killing women. If you catch this person, please give it to me to make human body materials for dismemberment."
"If the murderer is still in this world, don't worry, after all, there is that law." Tanizaki said gently aside.
I know what the law he said is that people who do not belong to this dimension cannot kill innocent people in this world, otherwise they will be punished by nature.
"The city police have sent people to strictly control people who enter and exit the dimension entrance. The murderer will hardly escape in a short period of time. We must also take advantage of this time to complete the commission as soon as possible. Ms. Ueno, can you tell me the relevant information you know?" Kunikida The gentleman turned to me.
Everyone from the detective agency looked over.
"Well, mine, I actually don't know much, I only know the personality of this murderer... The ability is called [Death Farm], which can construct a virtual space."
Mr. Kunikida nodded: "I see. It seems that Miss Lisa is locked in the virtual space he constructed."
"However, the virtual space he constructed seems to have the ability to travel through the dimensional world, so it may not be effective to ask the city police to strengthen the control of the population entering and exiting." I carefully reminded.
Mr. Kunikida was silent for a while: "...Since this is the case, the time is even more urgent, and we have to take measures quickly."
"Don't look at Kunikida-kun's calm appearance, but he is in a panic." The revived boy Dazai whispered to me.
But the distance is too close, Kunikida-kun has already heard it, and I feel the veins on his forehead twitching.
Just when I thought Dazai boy was about to be hit hard on the back of the head, Miyazawa boy wearing a straw hat raised his hand: "I have a problem!"
Mr. Kunikida nodded: "Kenji, tell me."
"Who is responsible for this commission? If nothing else, I'm going back to feed the chickens." Very good, straight to the point and simple and clear.
That is, uh, feed the chicken?
Is Miyazawa boy's home in the countryside?
"Although I really don't want to arrange this way, Dazai!"
Dazai boy next to me: "Ah, do you want to partner with Kunikida-kun again? I'm tired of it, how about Ueno-san and I go to investigate together?"
"Are you trying to extend the claws of evil to Miss Ueno?"
"What is the evil claw? Kunikida-kun's description is too much." Dazai pouted.
Kunikida-kun showed a disgusted expression: "You can only use your brain, and you can only cheat your own people when you use your brain, and the guy with zero practical ability shut up. Every time I make me clean up the mess behind me, and repair it for the old man's house in the middle of the night. Whether it's a broken roof, being taken to the police station as a pervert by a woman to make a statement, or falling into the sea in winter and having to swim back to the shore by myself, there is a limit to my patience!"
Kunikida-kun is so pitiful.
Dazai boy completely blocked Kunikida-kun's scolding, only heard the word "brain", and scratched his head shyly: "Really, even if you praise me so much, I will..."
"I'm not praising you!"
The meeting turned into a total farce.
Probably?
The pictures I found on the Internet are all horrific. It feels like the lower part of the bear is cut open and the prosthesis is filled inside. Although I know that anesthesia will be used, it still feels very painful.Also, what if I meet a doctor who has no sense of public morality and takes pictures of my naked body while I am under anesthesia?
It's better to give up this idea for the time being.Now use the ointment you bought first, press it yourself, and wait for a while to see if there is a more obvious effect.
That’s right, uh, it’s strange when I press it myself, is there mint added to this ointment, I feel too cool every time I massage it.
After pressing for a few days, I found that Xiong Xiong seemed to be a little bigger, and then took out a soft ruler to measure it, oh, no, it was just my illusion.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, why are you doing this to me.
"Miss Ueno, what are you drinking? The yellow color looks disgusting." The boy Dazai said with a disgusted expression while holding my drinking glass.
I snatched it away: "Papaya juice, squeezed in the morning, do you want to drink it?"
"Ugh, don't. Are you still struggling with the previous question?"
I glanced at him: "You are a man, you don't understand my sadness." After that, I took a sip of papaya juice, and I feel that I am going to die after drinking this thing every day.
"Tell me, did you quarrel with your boyfriend because of this?"
"No, it's just me worrying unilaterally. By the way, why are you hanging around in the store these days, aren't you afraid that your president will deduct your salary?"
"Don't be afraid, I've already prepaid the next year's salary in advance." After speaking, Dazai boy showed an expression of "I'm so smart, please praise me".
"Uh, pretend I didn't say it." Advance a year's salary in advance, really seems like something that Dazai boy would do, but it's still like this and he hasn't been fired from the detective agency, which shows that he is really capable.
"Mr. Dazai, Mr. Dazai!" It was the voice of the boy from Nakajima.
"What's the matter?"
"The detective agency has just received a new commission. Mr. Kunikida said that he will open a meeting and let me call you."
"Ah? It would be good to arrange the appropriate person to investigate this kind of matter. Why waste time on meeting? Would Kunikida-kun, who prides himself on his perfect timing, make such a mistake?"
Nakajima's expression was solemn: "This commission is quite special. The murderer has killed more than a dozen women in other dimensions, and this time he came to our side to kidnap the daughter of the chaebol. It can be said to be a big case across dimensions. So Kunikida-san is calling everyone to a meeting."
I accidentally heard the description of the case from the side: "I seem to know about this case. The 'killing of more than ten women in other dimensions' you just said, Nakajima boy, happened in our world."
Bao Hao is in charge of this case, isn't it that it's almost over?Why is the murderer still running to this world?
"Miss Ueno, the world you live in is really quite scary." Dazai boy did not forget to complain.
The Nakajima boy was more reliable, and continued to ask me for relevant details.
I scratched my head: "Actually, I don't know very well. It just happened that my boyfriend was in charge of this case."
"Hey, Miss Ueno has a boyfriend?"
"Well, he has a rather bad temper." Dazai boy commented.
"No, he's actually very...he really has a bad temper, but he's still very reliable."
"Since it's reliable, why hasn't the murderer been caught for so long? Sigh, Ms. Ueno, your boyfriend's professional level is very poor." Dazai boy seemed to be fighting me.
It’s fine if you say I’m unreliable, but if you say my boyfriend is unreliable, hmph, see if I don’t argue with you today.
"Xiao Sheng is not a policeman, he is only responsible for assisting the police. He was allowed to intervene in this case when there were ten victims. It is the police officers who are unreliable." Sorry, I didn't mean to black police. Department personnel, but on the surface, it seems that they are not very good at this matter.
"It turns out that Mr. Duliantou is not a police officer, what is that? Is he also an employee of a detective agency like me?"
I think Bakugo and Dazai Boy are very good at giving each other nicknames, one is Flirty Face, and the other is Durian Head.
"His name is not Duliantou, he is called Bohao Katsuki." I corrected his address.
"Miss Ueno, you are really biased. Why didn't you correct Duliantou Jun when he called me frivolous?"
"I... that's because... I'm partial!"
"Wow, Miss Ueno, you are really..."
The Nakajima boy acted as a peacemaker in the middle: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, Miss Ueno, don't care too much with Mr. Dazai. Mr. Dazai, hurry up and go to the meeting with me, or Mr. Kunikida will have to fight again. Angry."
"Since Ms. Ueno is so familiar with this case, how about having a meeting with us? I just want to help with the minutes of the meeting." The boy Dazai slapped his head and came up with an inexplicable idea.
"I'm not from your agency, how can I participate in the meeting?"
"The store manager, I borrowed Miss Ueno!" This guy habitually ignored my words.
I didn't expect the store manager to agree to his nonsense.
"Wait, I'm just a waiter, not a member of a detective agency, so I can't do any advanced clerical work."
The store manager smiled gentlemanly: "The store is not busy right now, so it doesn't matter if you help them."
"No, I didn't mean that, manager."
I was about to make a few more excuses when Dazai grabbed my waist: "Miss Ueno, let's go."
Did this person treat me as a girl and like to hang shoulders with me so much?
So it became what it is now.
I am an ordinary waiter, sitting among a group of elites and acting as a meeting recorder.
Well, I'm so terrified.
Mr. Kunikida handed me a meeting minutes book: "Miss Ueno, I'm really sorry, that guy Dazai is messing around again."
I smiled stiffly: "No no."
Open the minutes of the meeting, and first write down the meeting place: the meeting room of the Armed Detective Society. I am not very good at writing the title of the meeting. After thinking about it, I wrote down according to my understanding: Discussion on the truth about the disappearance of the daughter of the chaebol.
"Oh, you don't need to be so serious, just write casually to fool Kunikida-kun." Dazai boy saw me concentrating on writing the minutes of the meeting, and came to harass me unwillingly.
By the way, Mr. Kunikida is sitting next to you, won't you be beaten for saying that?
Mr. Kunikida adjusted his glasses: "Dazai, don't spread your bad style to other people, Miss Ueno, please ignore him."
"Okay, okay!" This is the first time I have been "entrusted with a heavy responsibility" like this, and I can't live up to Mr. Kunikida's expectations. I will definitely remember the meeting minutes wonderfully and perfectly!
The pen in his hand was clenched again, and the red scarf on his chest became more colorful.
With my back straight, I started to write the names in the column of participants, um, let me know who came, and write down the most familiar Nakajima boy, Dazai boy, Mr. Kunikida, and Miss Yosano, Tanizaki gentlemen.
Who is the other boy wearing a straw hat and cotton overalls? He looks so young and has never seen him before.
I was about to ask young Dazai about his identity, but he immediately came over and stared at the column of his name for a long time.
It made me a little nervous: "I, I didn't write anyone's name wrong." It's quite disrespectful to write someone's name wrong.
"I said, Miss Ueno."
"Have!"
"Why is my name second?"
"No, can't it?" Could it be that the detective agency still pays attention to the order of names?
"Why did you write Nakajima's first? Could it be that Ms. Ueno cares more about him? I am the one who has a good relationship with Ms. Ueno, right?"
Me: "Huh?" What is this man thinking?Kindergarten kids?Good friends who can't understand themselves play better with others.
"Dazai, give me peace of mind! It's because your meeting has not officially started!" Kunikida-kun kicked Dazai boy on the back of the head with a roundabout, and his forehead came into intimate contact with the table.
I couldn't move, and fell into a coma.
I panicked: "Doctor, doctor..."
Nakajima boy comforted me: "It's okay, Mr. Dazai is just playing dead, he is used to Mr. Kunikida's roundabout kick."
Is it okay to get used to being kicked in the back of the head?Boy Dazai's head is so hard, it's amazing.
I moved my seat far away, huddled next to the boy in Nakajima and whispered the identity of the boy in the straw hat.
"His name is Miyazawa Kenji, and he is also a very powerful person in the detective agency."
"Oh!" There is probably no one in the detective agency who is not good. I looked around and said, "Nakajima boy, um, isn't Mr. Edogawa here? He is such a good detective, he should be able to help a lot Get busy."
The Nakajima boy showed a slightly distressed expression: "Mr. Edogawa is very good, but he said before the meeting that he is not interested in this case, so he went out to eat omelet rice."
Me: ... so capricious.
Dazai boy was still in a pseudo-coma, and Mr. Kunikida took the opportunity to start this meeting.
"The reason for calling everyone here must be clear to everyone. The entrustment received this time is a bit different from usual."
Yosano-san, who was putting on nail polish: "Is it because of the high commission?"
"This is also one of the reasons, but not the main reason," Mr. Kunikida said calmly, "The murderer who kidnapped the chaebol's daughter had previously killed [-] women in other dimensions. Based on the information I collected, the method was extremely cruel. Bloody, this time he kidnapped the chaebol's daughter, there's no guarantee he won't kill him."
Ms. Xie Ye seemed a little excited: "It turns out that you are a scum who takes pleasure in killing women. If you catch this person, please give it to me to make human body materials for dismemberment."
"If the murderer is still in this world, don't worry, after all, there is that law." Tanizaki said gently aside.
I know what the law he said is that people who do not belong to this dimension cannot kill innocent people in this world, otherwise they will be punished by nature.
"The city police have sent people to strictly control people who enter and exit the dimension entrance. The murderer will hardly escape in a short period of time. We must also take advantage of this time to complete the commission as soon as possible. Ms. Ueno, can you tell me the relevant information you know?" Kunikida The gentleman turned to me.
Everyone from the detective agency looked over.
"Well, mine, I actually don't know much, I only know the personality of this murderer... The ability is called [Death Farm], which can construct a virtual space."
Mr. Kunikida nodded: "I see. It seems that Miss Lisa is locked in the virtual space he constructed."
"However, the virtual space he constructed seems to have the ability to travel through the dimensional world, so it may not be effective to ask the city police to strengthen the control of the population entering and exiting." I carefully reminded.
Mr. Kunikida was silent for a while: "...Since this is the case, the time is even more urgent, and we have to take measures quickly."
"Don't look at Kunikida-kun's calm appearance, but he is in a panic." The revived boy Dazai whispered to me.
But the distance is too close, Kunikida-kun has already heard it, and I feel the veins on his forehead twitching.
Just when I thought Dazai boy was about to be hit hard on the back of the head, Miyazawa boy wearing a straw hat raised his hand: "I have a problem!"
Mr. Kunikida nodded: "Kenji, tell me."
"Who is responsible for this commission? If nothing else, I'm going back to feed the chickens." Very good, straight to the point and simple and clear.
That is, uh, feed the chicken?
Is Miyazawa boy's home in the countryside?
"Although I really don't want to arrange this way, Dazai!"
Dazai boy next to me: "Ah, do you want to partner with Kunikida-kun again? I'm tired of it, how about Ueno-san and I go to investigate together?"
"Are you trying to extend the claws of evil to Miss Ueno?"
"What is the evil claw? Kunikida-kun's description is too much." Dazai pouted.
Kunikida-kun showed a disgusted expression: "You can only use your brain, and you can only cheat your own people when you use your brain, and the guy with zero practical ability shut up. Every time I make me clean up the mess behind me, and repair it for the old man's house in the middle of the night. Whether it's a broken roof, being taken to the police station as a pervert by a woman to make a statement, or falling into the sea in winter and having to swim back to the shore by myself, there is a limit to my patience!"
Kunikida-kun is so pitiful.
Dazai boy completely blocked Kunikida-kun's scolding, only heard the word "brain", and scratched his head shyly: "Really, even if you praise me so much, I will..."
"I'm not praising you!"
The meeting turned into a total farce.
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