Married life with Bakugo

Bakugo Katsuki and I went on a blind date.

This sentence is true, but I think it is more like a dream, the kind of sleep that will definitely be laughed at by Gai Gaolou if posted in a fan forum.

Looking at the handsome man in private clothes in front of me, I just feel in a trance.

"Hey, what are you in a daze for?" the man with milky blond hair asked impatiently.

"Sorry, I thought of something." I forced myself to calmly put down the teacup in my hand.

"cut--"

After going on more blind dates than I can remember, I was already planning to die alone as a nerd cartoonist, but my mother insisted on telling me to try a few more times.

"Impossible, a blind date is impossible, Mom, just give up." I was wearing a loose T-shirt and baggy shorts, leaning on the sofa and watching sand sculpture videos.

My mother pushed me on the shoulder: "I have said it several times, every girl should sit in a sitting position, and look at what clothes you are wearing..." She paused, " Aren't you wearing a bear mask?"

I groaned and sat up straight: "Anyway, there are no bears, and I can't tell whether I wear them or not, and my father is away on a business trip. Now there are only two of us in the house, so why don't I let myself go? Hahaha, this panda hiccups." The voice is so funny..." I put the phone in front of her, "Mom, look at it, hahaha..."

Mom moved a long distance away in disgust: "Don't infect me with your naivety."

Me: ...you are really my own mother.

"Don't you have any attractive boys?"

"No, all the blind dates failed." Continue to play with the phone.

"Listen to your mother and stop playing."

"Oh oh oh." In order to avoid the tragedy of the phone being knocked out again, I obediently put down my source of happiness.

"Aren't you that... don't you have so many walls? Haven't there been any new ones recently?"

Mom asked this question too seriously, and I couldn't help it - couldn't help it - laugh.

"Mom, you are talking as if I have a new wall and you can find me for a blind date."

Under the pressure of my mother, I randomly flipped through a photo on my phone: "It's him, the latest wall is this person."

My mother looked at me suspiciously: "You look very strong, why, don't you like sick and beautiful men?"

"I like them all, and I like this one more now." I said perfunctorily.

"Okay, tomorrow you can pack up and go on a blind date with him."

"Well, good." I replied quickly, and was stunned for half a second after realizing what she said, "Wait, mom, what did you say?"

Until the morning, I thought she was cheating on me. She said it was a blind date, but she was actually trying to trick me into going out more. I didn’t understand what my mother said about her and Bakugo until No.1 on the hero ranking sat opposite me. It's true that Katsuki's mother used to be a classmate...

What kind of magic realism is this?

Forget it, whatever, judging by his displeased expression, he was probably forced to come on a blind date, so let him leave early by chatting casually after dinner.

"What would Mr. Baohao want to eat?" I opened the menu, "Can you eat spicy food?"

The other party sneered: "Don't underestimate people."

What's with the gradual self-confidence and unyielding energy in this voice?Sure enough, heroes are different.

In the end he ordered an extra spicy curry chicken rice and I ordered a light vegetable set.

"Since you don't like spicy food, why ask me?"

"Ask all you want."

"Oh."

……

I was probably the legendary topic terminator, and the atmosphere became very awkward for a while.

No, let's find something to talk about: "Mr. Baohao, you..."

It was rare for me to muster up the courage to start, but when I turned my eyes from the rice on the dinner plate to the other party, I found that he was playing with his mobile phone.

Sure enough... I was forced to come on a blind date, and I was so bored that I started playing with my mobile phone, it's really giving me face.

"What did you just say?" Baohao put away his phone in a panic, and then hastily swallowed a mouthful of red curry rice.

It looked very spicy, and I couldn't help swallowing: "I mean... your curry rice looks delicious." What the hell am I talking about?

"Oh, do you want to eat?" He took a spoonful of it to my mouth very naturally, but then realized something was wrong and wanted to retract it, however, it was too late.

My brain snapped at the spoon.

Then a burning pain exploded on the tip of my tongue, "It's so spicy, so spicy!" I took a sip of tea and stuck out my tongue to fan myself.

"Hey, are you okay?" Bakugou seemed to have never seen a weak person like me whose tongue swells even after eating a chili, and his expression became dull.

"It's okay, I'll go to the waiter and ask for ice cubes to cool it down." I said with tears (spicy).

In the end, he asked the waiter to bring the ice cubes. Although the waitress blushed when she saw him and got upset when she saw me, she was still very efficient and brought me ice cubes within a few minutes.

"I'm sorry." It's bad enough that the blind date that was originally planned to go on peacefully had such an oolong.

"I'm the one who should say I'm sorry... What kind of look is that in your eyes?"

I said sternly: "Mr. Baohao must have read it wrong." Unexpectedly, too unexpectedly, Baohao would take the initiative to apologize. It seems that I am still too prejudiced against him.

"... Whatever, I will make it up to you anyway."

Me: Not necessarily.

"It's getting late, I should go back." After chatting awkwardly for a few minutes, I offered to leave.

Bao Hao's face was not very good-looking, but he still said "oh" and said that he would see me off. He came by car, and I sat in the co-pilot with the principle of taking advantage and not taking advantage of the bastard.

He didn't get into the car immediately, but knocked on the glass window a few times outside the car: "I'm going to buy something, just wait a moment."

I nodded, probably to help my mother make soy sauce or something, what a good boy.

A few minutes after the phone was turned on, Bakugou came back with a milk-flavored cone in his hand.

"Here, eat quickly." There was a feigned ferocity in his tone.

"Thank you...thank you." I looked at his blushing face curiously.

He was embarrassed by me: "What...why, old woman...I mean my mother said you like to eat this."

It's kind of cute.

I took small bites of the ice cream, and the sweet milky taste soothed my tongue, which had been hit hard by the chili, and I felt much better.Even if this blind date didn't work out, at least it was not a bad date.

My mother was very enthusiastic about Bao Hao who sent me home: "Xiao Bao, come in and chat with Nana for a while, Auntie bought a lot of snacks today, let's eat together."

Me: Hahahaha, little explosion, hahahaha.

My mother is Chinese, and she likes to add a small character before her surname to show intimacy when calling someone. She hasn't changed this habit until now.

His ass was slapped by his mother: "Still laughing! Hurry up and persuade people to stay for dinner!"

"Oh, Xiao Bao stayed for dinner." I also joined the cross talk camp that invited Bao Hao.

I know he won't stay. After all, the profession of heroes is very busy, and when I was in the car just now, I received a phone call that seemed to be about to hand over a mission.

"No need, Auntie, there is still something to do at the office." Thinking of what he called his mother, I was a little surprised by Bakugo's polite performance. He glanced at me, "I will come again."