Small pink butterfly

During dinner, Xiao Fendi told Cen Yi about going to the mountains to sketch.

Cen Yi paused with his chopsticks, "How long?"

"It should be about a month or so." Xiao Fendi, who never listened to lectures in class, can't remember what the teacher said, but only remembers Fatty's horrific wailing in his ears, saying that he would be exiled to Sanwu place for a month's detention. He joked: "Isn't this the cornerstone of your weight loss journey? Hurry up and pick it up and put it in your pocket."

Cen Yi didn't say anything against it, "Okay, when are you leaving?"

Eh?So easy to talk to?Usually, I even have to report when I go to a dinner party!It's been a month since he left, but he agreed so readily?

"Cough!" Xiao Fendi cleared his throat, picking his chopsticks back and forth on the dish to show his nervousness, and he didn't dare to look at Cen Yi: "If you don't want to, I don't have to. For those who are in the class, you can apply but not go.”

Didn't hear Cen Yi's answer, Xiao Fendi boldly said: "I'm afraid you will feel bad, I won't be really hurt, go to the hospital and buy some bandages to wrap my feet..." The more he said, the softer he said, "Teacher shouldn't be hurt. Will ask to take it apart to see..."

"Not to others." Cen Yi was already so angry with his boyfriend that he raised his eyebrows, "If it was you, the teacher would definitely take it apart and look at it."

"..." Xiao, who is full of bad deeds, knows that he has done a lot of dishonorable things, but he is still going to try his best to do it again, "But I will be gone for a month, don't you miss me?"

"Yes." Cen Yi knew him too well. Every time he was full of bad ideas, he would rub his thumb and index finger unconsciously, because it was not obvious that he made a fist, so he said with a smile: "But, the school You must participate in the group activities of the organization, and I will help you pack your things when the time comes."

Xiao Fendi instantly turned into a deflated ball.

Although Di Bao had returned to normal, the two of them were still sleeping in the same room. Cen Yi didn't mention going back to the master bedroom, let alone Xiao Fendi, who was so focused on completing the mating plan.

At night, take a shower.

"Think about how long it's been since you called me?!" Xiao Fendi lay on the bed, holding her phone in one hand and complaining about the person on the other end, "You are too unfilial. Since you went back to filming, you have never called me Dad called and asked Ann, is there anyone who treats you like a son?"

Xia Yiliu complained endlessly over there, and babbled about what he had seen and heard in the village, from the bowl-sized cockroaches to the stretching starry sky. Hearing Xiao Fendi's voice, he yearned for it, and forgot to teach him a lesson. He didn't even pay attention to Cen Yi who entered the room.

Xia Yiliu said a few more things about Han Yingdi on the set, focusing on the last time he caught a cold and was filming, when the heroine was injured and fell into his arms, he lowered his head and said his lines, his nose was muddy for the leading actress. Xiao Fendi laughed loudly when he heard about his face.

"I didn't expect Han Yingdi to have such a side! Son, can you help me get an autograph from him?"

"Ouch!" Xiao Fendi's back sank. Boss Cen saw that he must have just taken a shower. He took off his shoes and lay on his back to cover him tightly. The ends of her hair slipped into the neckline of Xiao Fendi's pajamas.

Xiao Fendi trembled, tried hard to turn over but failed, and said angrily: "How many times have I told you, you should dry your hair after taking a shower!"

"Usually you wipe it for me." Cen Yi put his arms around his waist, and there seemed to be a trace of grievance in his tone that was not obvious.

"All right, all right, get up quickly! I'm all wet by you!"

"..." Xia Yiliu on the other side of the phone, "Isn't it too hot? Wet?"

Xiao Fendi was speechless for a while, "Son, can we think of some healthier things in our heads? Now I suspect that even the flowers in your brain are yellow."

"Okay, I won't tell you anymore, I'm a little busy now, you can kneel down."

"Wait a minute!" Xia Yiliu realized later, and yelled: "You basically don't sleep in the dormitory, how can there be a man's voice around you?! Tell Dad the truth, did you bring someone home to mess with you? I tell you, if you dare, your mother will definitely break your leg!"

"Falling in a good relationship, you say it's like stealing-love, I call it cohabitation! Forget it, I'm solo with you, and I've been in love with five short and thin fingers in the past 20 years People have nothing to say, my boyfriend and I are going to live an X life, retreat from court!"

Xiao Fendi hung up the phone after finishing speaking, without giving the other party a chance to speak at all.

The little boyfriend finally hung up the phone after chatting with other men for half the night. Cen Yi sat down beside the bed contentedly, and handed him a towel, "Here."

Xiao Fendi rubbed his hands and the phone rang again.

Seeing that it was his nasty son, he immediately said, "Look for your mother for breastfeeding. If you want money, you can figure it out yourself. Don't bother your father."

"..." Xia Yiliu found that his ability to not hate people for a long time has deteriorated, "Little Fandie, I advise you to be serious and normal, otherwise I will put a sack of bowls in your quilt when you come in a few days Big cockroaches will crawl up your thighs at night, and maybe pick a suitable place to bite."

"You're so cruel..." The hairs on Xiao Fandie's body instantly stood up, and the tingly and disgusting feeling that polyhorned worms brought to people immediately swept over him, "But why should I go to your place? I still expect my father to visit you ?”

Boss Cen had finally won the benefits for himself, but was interrupted by the phone call from the same person. He was so depressed that he played with Xiao Fendi's fingers for a while, but he didn't respond at all, so he had to take some tough measures.

Xia Yiliu on the phone asked him if the school would organize sketching activities in a few days.

"Yeah, how do you know... Well, Cen Yi, don't..." Xiao Fendi pushed away Cen Yi who suddenly kissed her on the neck, and took a breath, "The emperor is far away, and the news is quite well-informed."

Xia Yiliu: "Because the place you are going to come to is the village where I am filming now!"

"Hmm..." Xiao Fendi didn't know whether he was answering or responding to something, "I'll talk about it another day, I, I'm... a little busy right now."

Hearing the "beep beep" sound over there, Xia Yiliu cursed viciously at the phone: "Fuck!"

"Fuck who?"

The evil smile on Han Yingdi's face is always attractive, but Xia Yiliu is less and less afraid of him. He basically runs to Xia Yiliu's lounge whenever he is free, and teases him. Go back to sleep in your own room, if not for both of them being men and opening the door every time, I don't know how good the gossip news these days would be.

"No one," Xia Yiliu poured him a glass of water, and sat down next to him, "My little boy will come to our place to sketch in a few days."

Han Shi tilted his head to look at him, and besides evil spirit, there was also a hint of seductiveness different from women in his smile, which made people's heart pounding, "Are you still young? Never heard you mention it?"

Xia Yiliu warned himself to be more sober, and said with a smile, "It's the friends who grew up together, and the friendship that wears a pair of pants."

When he was bombarded by Xiao Fandie just now, he didn't feel much, but he felt a little guilty after Han Yingdi said so. In the past two days, he patronized and chatted with Han Yingdi, but he really didn't have much contact with Xiao Fandie.

"Hmm~~" Han Shi supported his head with one hand, and lazily elongated his voice, which sounded like a baby, "Xia Xia and I don't even wear a pair of pants."

"..." Xia Yiliu blushed inexplicably when he thought of the picture of him wearing his trousers, and laughed dryly, "Haha, the movie king Han really beats me, you are tall and have long legs, I can't even wear your trousers. ,Ha ha ha ha."

Han Shi laughed muffledly, but he didn't tease him anymore, but his eyes were not very kind, as if he wanted to eat him alive.

Xia Yiliu suddenly felt a pain in his chest. He felt that the aura of Han Yingdi was too strong, which made his chest hurt.

……

Let's talk about the little pink butterfly.

He lay on the bed panting with slack eyesight, Cen Yi pulled a tissue to wipe his hands clean, and jokingly said, "Young man, is it too fast?"

"!" Xiao Fendi didn't have the strength to get up and hit someone, so he just gave him a look, "You fucking do that, who can stand it!"

Cen Yi laughed muffledly, leaned up to kiss him, and said vaguely, "Next time, I'll let you taste yourself."

Xiao Fendi's face flushed instantly, and he bit the arm he was hugging with resentment, "Cen Yi, don't fucking tease me..."

"Okay, okay, I'm not teasing you," Cen Yi patted his butt, and said, "Go feed Di Bao some dog food, and I'll change a new set of sheets and quilts."

Xiao Fendi was picked up again by herself, and hurriedly went out with a hot face.

"Dibao." He called out, but the usually noisy dog ​​didn't respond today.

He yelled a few more times, and then he heard a sound coming from the bathroom, so he followed the sound and walked over. Although it was unlikely, it would be nice if he was still an old fairy!

He has a lot of questions to ask.

The bathroom door was not closed, Xiao Fendi saw the little fluffy thing at a glance, "Di Bao?"

"What are you doing here?" He walked over, "Go! Go out, I'll give you something good to eat later."

Chasing the dog away, he didn't pay attention, and sat down to go to the bathroom after unbuttoning his trousers.

Wait a minute...was there something in the toilet just now?A small one, green...

He had a bad premonition in his heart, pulled up his pants stiffly, and looked down...

I saw his little green-skinned turtle soaking in the toilet water!

"Fuck! I want to eat dog meat for supper tonight!"

Xiao Fendi was a bit of a clean freak, he was not happy to take the turtle out with his hands. After thinking for a while, he clenched his fist and tapped it in the palm of his hand, and came up with a good idea: take it out with chopsticks.

He was happy for his IQ, and happily went to the kitchen to get a pair of chopsticks. Halfway through, he saw the dog outside the bathroom. Although he was very angry, he just kicked it lightly.

Xiao Fendi took the chopsticks and went back to the bathroom, rolled up his sleeves, obviously tasteless, he still pinched his nose with one hand, wrinkled his tender face, and stretched the chopsticks into the toilet.

Cen Yi went out to look for her boyfriend before he came back after making the bed. When he saw the light on in the bathroom, he came to look for him.

So, what he saw was this scene: his boyfriend opened his mouth slightly in disgust, pinched his nose with one hand, and stirred in the toilet with chopsticks in the other...

Cen Yi suppressed a smile, "Baby, don't be too hard on yourself, eating shit won't solve the problem, if you're shy, you don't have to taste it."

Xiao Fendi: "...my daughter fell into the toilet!"