Small pink butterfly

When the pregnant old lady was taken to the hospital, the boiled egg appeared once, and it seems that since then, no other pregnancy incidents of the eighty-year-old lady have been reported on TV. This time he suddenly appeared at Cen Yi's house , and disappeared into the bathroom out of thin air. As soon as he left, he walked upright, and Di Bao, who behaved like a human, returned to normal.

Why did these unusual phenomena return to normal after his appearance?Why did he disappear out of nowhere?Is he really a fairy?

Xiao Fendi leaned on his chin, and couldn't think of a reasonable reason.

"Hey!" Fatty suddenly patted him on the shoulder from behind.

"Fuck! You've grown too much meat, you've squeezed your brains out, haven't you?! I'm scared to death!" Xiao Fendi slapped his chubby arm with his backhand.

Fatty didn't know the pain, he didn't even rub it, "Hey, hey, tell me, Curly Chen will go up the mountain with us to sketch?"

Xiao Fendi slammed his chin on the table, and gave him a sideways glance lazily, "Ask Lao Tzu about things that Mencius and Confucius don't know about?"

The counselor just informed that they will organize a group sketching activity, the one in the mountains, which may not have watermelon refrigerators and WiFi.

Xiao Fendi wondered if he should go to the hospital to wrap his feet. If he was injured, he shouldn't have to go into the mountains, right?But Cen Gudong definitely disagrees, hey, worrying...

After school that day, Xiao Fendi was going to the hospital to see the president, and when he passed the bicycle cabin, he even said hello to the boss.

"Why don't you ride a bicycle? Your mount is always reserved for you!"

Xiao Fendi turned into a peacock, and flaunted loudly: "I'm living with my wife! It's my wife who picks me up by car, so I don't need to ride a bicycle!"

The owner of the bicycle shop thumped his back: You still pretend I didn't ask!

Xiao Fendi saw this movement, and said seriously: "Boss, you have to pay more attention, a man's waist is absolutely necessary, this is related to the happiness and harmony of the family!"

The boss's movement of beating his waist froze, and he scoffed, "Get lost!"

Xiao Fendi sent a message to Boss Cen to report, and then waited at the school gate for Cen Yi to drive to pick him up, and together they went to the hospital to visit the president.

Since the last bed-sharing incident, Cen Yi never let Xiao Fendi share a room with a girl alone.

But he didn't really care about it. Ever since he fell in love with Cen Yi, he couldn't suppress his peacock attributes at all. He showed off wherever he went, exuding the sour smell of love. Basically, anyone who knows him knows that he is in love. object.

Besides, as long as Boss Cen can be coaxed well, let alone not being in the same room with a girl, he can accept anything that goes too far.

Xiao Fendi walked out of the school gate. On Minzu Avenue, some students set up a second-hand stall, with books, and some small things like succulents. He thought to himself, it would be good to buy a small pot of green plants to coax Boss Cen.

When I got closer, I found that besides old books and green plants, there were actually small pets, hamsters eating melon seeds in a metal cage, and a small fish tank with clear water, and a few thumb-sized goldfish swimming in it Go, in the fish tank next to the goldfish, the water is very shallow, revealing some colorful pebbles, and a few green-skinned little bastards are lying on the pebbles to bask in the sun, moving slowly from time to time, looking naive and very cute.

Xiao Fendi's eyes lit up instantly, "Boss! How can you sell this little bastard?! It's so cute!"

Calling a handsome guy is too old-fashioned, so he simply calls everyone the boss.

"..." the student standing in front of the booth said, "Well... this is a tortoise. It costs ten yuan each. How many do you want?"

Xiao Fendi waved his hand, and said indifferently: "It's the same, the tortoise bastard's son is a family on the left and right, and the family doesn't care about so much."

"...OK, how many do you want?"

"Hmm..." Xiao Fendi thought for a while, then stretched out two fingers, "Two."

"Boss" took out the extra turtles and put them into another fish tank, spread his palms, "Forty."

Xiao Fendi took out a piece of fifty from his wallet, and when he was about to hand it out, he realized, "What? One is ten, two are forty? Boss, I'm afraid I taught you math."

"Boss" raised his eyelids, pointed to the glass fish tank on the ground, and said, "This is twenty."

"Ah, so..." Xiao Fendi didn't hesitate at all, "Then let's get another fish tank."

The "boss" probably has never seen such a stupid person. He put the two little turtles he picked in two glass fish tanks respectively, and asked, "Look, are two fish tanks enough? Do you want two more? One child The two houses are spacious and beautiful."

Cen Yi couldn't describe how he felt when he saw Xiao Fendi holding two fish tanks between his arms and one in each palm, and he didn't even dare to walk.

The two empty fish tanks under his arms were still filled with water, and they wobbled when they walked, and they were wet and creaked before they started.

This kind of feeling is probably only felt by those who have also found a stupid daughter-in-law.

Cen Yi closed the car door and walked over to pick up two of them, couldn't help laughing, "Want to eat spicy fried fish tank tonight?"

Xiao Fendi wrinkled her nose and explained: "This is for you!"

Cen Yi hooked the corners of his lips, put the fish tank into the car, turned his head and said with a joking smile: "I eat food, not the fish tank."

"..." Xiao Fendi was so angry that he wanted to smash the bastard's son's mansion, "I'm talking about the little green-shell bastard inside!"

"Pfft ha ha ha," Cen Yi laughed, "That's a turtle, baby."

Cen Yi looked at the man who fell into a drowsy state in an instant, and wanted to chat with him, and it would be here soon, so it must be uncomfortable to sleep.

"Give me two turtles, what do you buy four fish tanks for?"

Xiao Fendi's upper and lower eyelids were fighting, they were almost glued together, and he mumbled what the turtle seller said.

"Stupid daughter-in-law." Cen Yi said something in a low voice with a smile on his face.

Of course Xiao Fendi, who was about to have an affair with Zhou Gong, couldn't hear it.

The two found a restaurant to go to the hospital after having dinner. Xiao Fendi sent a message to Yan Minmin, and then brought her a wonton.

"Hey! Haven't broken up yet?" President Yan sat cross-legged on the hospital bed, his complexion was ruddy, and he seemed to be recovering well.

Xiao Fendi was instantly irritated and blew up, like a fighting cock, "No, thank you! Thanks to your blessing, my relationship with my boyfriend has further improved. After a while, we will be together Going to get the certificate!"

Seeing him open his eyes and talking nonsense, Cen Yi looked at him with a smile, but did not refute.

Anyway, sooner or later.

Yan Minmin instantly showed a disappointed expression.

Xiao Fendi took the food bag from Cen Yi, waited for Cen Yi to put down the small table on the bed, and then put the wontons on it, saying viciously: "I brought you dinner, Mr. President, please hurry up!" Eat some, you have such a poisonous mouth, I am really worried that you will be punished and choke to death on the bed."

Yan Minmin didn't care about the chattering Xiao Fendi at all, and stared at Cen Yi with a pair of smiling eyes.

She knows how to piss off this little friend.

"You are not allowed to stare at my boyfriend!" Xiao Fendi immediately ran over to block her sight, "Why are you so shameless! You are a girl, can you show some shame?!"

Yan Minmin scooped up a wonton and stuffed it into his mouth, puffing his cheeks and said, "Why are you so shameless? Can you make wontons or dumplings?"

Xiao Fendi was so angry that he really didn't know what to do with a girl, so he turned his head and pointed the finger at Boss Cen, and said angrily, "You are not allowed to come to the hospital anymore!"

Cen Yi looked in Yan Minmin's direction, and his face suddenly changed.

Xiao Fendi turned his back to the hospital bed, couldn't see what was going on there, and widened his eyes in disbelief, "You still look at her?!"

"Your president seems to be choking." Cen Yi said and walked over immediately, first rang the emergency bell beside the bed, then patted her on the back vigorously, and said to him: "Di Bao, come and help."

Xiao Fendi recovered from the fright, and hurried up to support the person, making it easier for Cen Yi to move.

Yan Minmin's face slowly turned red from the rosyness just now, and he had already rolled his eyes, as if he couldn't breathe.

"She's suffocating!" Xiao Fendi's hand holding her arm began to tremble a little, and he apologized messily, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have cursed you for choking to death, Cen Yi, What should I do? Will she really..."

Choked to death?

Not long after, the doctor came in, rolled his eyelids, opened her mouth to look at her, and rushed out on a stretcher to push her into the emergency room.

The doctors and nurses acted quickly, and in Xiao Fendi's view, it was just a burst of chaos. After it passed, it seemed that the ward was quiet, so quiet that it made people panic.

"It's okay, it's not your fault." Cen Yi leaned over and hugged his little boyfriend, and comforted him palely, "It's her own fault for talking too much."

"Cen Yi..." Xiao Fendi reached out and hugged him back, too sad to speak, if something happened to President Yan, he hated himself so much that it wouldn't help.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for the person to be pushed back to the general ward.

"It's just that the food got stuck in the trachea, you don't have to worry too much, the patient is fine."

The doctor took off his white mask and said this, then turned and left the ward.

President Yan didn't know what he had experienced in the operating room, his face was full of tears, and he didn't dare to speak loudly, "Little Fandie, old lady... Thank you so much! I almost didn't come up."

"I'm sorry..." Xiao Fandie hung his head and was about to cry, and he also blamed himself.

The little rooster in the usual C world turned into the eggplant look of this pair of doubles. Cen Yi was so distressed that he rubbed his head, "Don't cry, I don't blame you."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yan Minmin nodded again and again. Xiao Fandie was thinking about her being hospitalized and brought her dinner. Retribution."

Cen Yi said in his heart: Miss, can you speak?

These words were obviously said when Xiao Fendi cursed her just now.

Sure enough, Xiao Fendi's eyes were bent, his mouth was flattened, and two tears rolled out of his eyes.

At this time, none of the three noticed that there was a furtive figure hovering at the door of the ward, wearing a Chinese tunic suit, with a shaved head and a scalp as white as a freshly peeled boiled egg. of.

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