Small pink butterfly

June 6th was a lucky day for Xiao Fendi. On this day 6 years ago, he defeated a group of small tadpole athletes and successfully came to this beautiful world. Today, 18 years later, he learned that What exciting news that I am a descendant of Nuwa!

This night, Mother Xiao made a table of Xiao Fendi's favorite dishes. After eating, Xiao Fendi listened to her parents singing the happy birthday song in the living room. It was a birthday present, and I went back to my room feeling my chubby belly when I was going to bed.

I am so happy!Xiao Fendi lay on her back on the bed, touched her "pregnant belly" twice and thought carefully: Actually, the person chosen that day is not a must, how happy is she now...

No no no!Xiao Fendi violently shook his head left and right twice, expelling this frightening thought from his mind, his people were waiting for his rescue, how could he say that if he didn't find it, he would find it, it was too irresponsible up!

"Moxi, Moxi..." Xiao Fendi was pulled out of the self-blame by the sound of message prompts.

Xiao Fendi opened the dialogue boxes one by one, and the content was almost the same, they all wished him a happy birthday.

He hasn't posted on Moments today, yet so many people remember his birthday!Xiao Fendi smiled until his eyes narrowed, and thanked everyone one by one, and replied a "Thank you boss" emoji to everyone who sent red envelopes.

Just after replying, there was another prompt: Moxi Moxi...

Dirty son: Happy birthday, dear son!

A 520 red envelope was sent after the message.

Xiao Fendi, who was lying on his back, was overjoyed when he saw the news in the crowd. He rolled around and changed to a prone position. He quickly waved his two thumbs on the phone screen and replied: Thank you son, Dad loves you ! [kiss]

The dirty son's real name is Xia Yiliu, and he can be said to be Xiao Fendi's bamboo horse. He grew up in the same courtyard. Because the two mothers have a good relationship, they later moved and became neighbors. Xiao Fendi's oral muscles developed faster than Xiao Fendi's. Ordinary people, who have practiced a fluent and vague Beijing accent since childhood, can even call other people's names twice as fast, and the word "Yi" in the middle has been weakened, and as Xiao Fendi grows older, it becomes more and more difficult. The weaker he was, the 16-year-old Xiao Fendi watched the first "little movie" in his life, and he knew the meaning of obscenity without a teacher. Omit the meaning of the word in the middle, if it hadn’t been violently suppressed by Xia Yiliu for a long time, I’m afraid that word would have been omitted long ago...

At this time, Xiao Fendi's mouth is muscular, and the lights in Xiao Fendi's room have been turned off, and the fluorescent light of the mobile phone shines on a small white face, shining a pair of willow-leaf eyes studded with broken diamonds. Brighten.

Curious Xu Zhimo: [Why is my son so obedient today?Also give out red envelopes, miss dad? ]

He didn't dare to add the first two words. Thinking of the days when he was violently dominated by the other party when he was a child, he still has lingering fears.

Nasty son: [...Xiao Fandie, today is your birthday, Dad doesn't care about you, you waited past twelve o'clock. ]

Xiao Fendi would give him a nickname, of course he couldn't show weakness, so he gave him one, and "accidentally" called him that in the classroom. From then on, the whole class gradually forgot Xiao Fendi's real name, Instead, a small white butterfly fluttered in the wind...

Xiao Fandie secretly glanced at the time, and smiled even more happily, not afraid of threats at all, [Son, sing a happy birthday song to Dad!You are not by my side today!This is my birthday...]

Nasty son: [Happy birthday to you, may you have a child without anus, may you wear a cuckold, may you bend into a mosquito coil! ]

In fact, Xu Zhimo, who was bent, didn't know what bent meant at this time.

Xiao Fendi looked at the text message he sent, and sang it unconsciously. Not only was she not angry, but excited, she quickly replied: [Son, did you make this up yourself?Dad is proud of you, you are too talented! ]

Nasty son: [Baby son, Dad advises you to restrain yourself, if you get in a hurry, Dad will quit the group! ]

Although we don't know why two people created a group, took off their pants and farted, it's not redundant at 01:30.

The bent Xu Zhimo was a little anxious, thinking that typing was too slow, so he immediately switched to voice: [Okay, okay, I restrain myself!Don't retreat! ] After a few seconds of silence, he continued: [Son, do you know?I turned out to be a descendant of Nuwa! ]

Xiao Fendi waited excitedly for the reply from there, and after being happy for a while, he suddenly realized: Did the old god not let him tell others? !

Forget it, forget it, I can't withdraw it anyway... The key point is that he doesn't want to withdraw it, he is hiding such a big secret, it is almost suffocating him to death.

It took 3 minutes for a reply.

Dirty son: [Baby son, are you touching your forehead? ]

Although Xiao Fendi was confused, he still subconsciously followed the instructions, and then he was confused again and asked: [Touched?What's wrong? ]

Dirty son: [Is it hot? ]

Curious Xu Zhimo: [It’s not hot. ]

Nasty son: [What nonsense are you talking about if you don’t have a fever!I thought it was you who burned away the sex characteristics between your legs!Returning to the descendants of Nuwa, why aren't you Pangu, Pangu's mother also opened up the world! ]

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Xiao Fendi made him anxious, so he quickly made a voice call, and the answer was answered almost instantly.

"Son, Dad didn't joke with you! Really!"

"...Baby son, I'm sorry, it's dad's fault, dad shouldn't have left you alone at home for so long, woo woo woo..."

They have met since they were born, and they have been together until the age when they became each other's fathers. This time is indeed the longest time they have been apart.

Listening to the sound of fake crying over there, Xiao Fendi's hair was about to be pulled bald by herself. She was so anxious that she ignored the old god's advice not to tell others, "I'm really not joking with you! I'm coming back from school today When I was at home, I met an old fairy, he was miraculous, and his calculations were very accurate, he said that I was the No.19 descendant of Nuwa, and he even kowtowed to me!"

The person on the other end of the phone said, "It's a werewolf. Are you cheating so hard these days?"

She said: "Baby Fandie, I'll be back tomorrow, and I'll kowtow to you too, the one with the sound, can you wake up?"

Seeing that he still didn't believe him, Xiao Fendi exploded immediately, and shouted anxiously: "Why don't you believe me?! Although he can't see with his eyes, he can tell my fate just by touching it! I know the horoscope of your birthday!"

Oh ho, I was deceived by a blind man. It seems that this son will die if he doesn't fight.

Xia Yiliu only felt the pain in his brain. After so many years, his son's IQ has not improved. He is really tired, but he can't let it go. After all these years, he is used to it, "Didn't the blind man tell you when you were born? Today is your birthday, right? Did my mother order a cake for you again? After eating for more than ten years, don’t you know how delicious that cake is? You can smell it from 200 meters away! That blind man can’t even connect his nostrils Are you all blind!"

Xiao Fendi was splashed with a ladle of cold water. This time, he lost his temper and suddenly lost his mind. Holding the last ray of hope, he resisted passively: "But he has opened his eyes, and he also knows that I have a mole on my palm... ..."

Xia Yiliu: "..." Maybe you, a fool, told others about the mole on their palm.

"He cheated...cough, how much did he charge you?" The words turned around and went back.

"Nine hundred..."

"..."

Well, the son I recognize will be pampered even on my knees.

He felt that his blood pressure would rise due to his son's anger. If he said a few words of warning, he would simply leave it alone. If he didn't change the subject, he would be so angry that he would be sent a red envelope later. He was afraid that his son would starve to death.

"Did your girlfriend send you a message?" Xia Yiliu asked.

Xiao Fendi was still immersed in the sadness of the last topic, picking at the bed sheet with one hand, and said wearily: "Ah? I'll look for it..."

After a while, he replied, "No."

Xia Yiliu said lightly: "It's twelve o'clock." It's not your birthday anymore.

What echoed in Xiao Fendi's mind was the sentence he said before, "You waited past twelve o'clock", so he obediently admitted, "Dad, I was wrong."

Xia Yiliu was stunned, thinking that the old magic stick might be right, his son's brain circuit is not normal at all!

"I said that it's twelve o'clock, which means it's not your birthday anymore! Has your girlfriend completely forgotten your birthday?!" He yelled out in one breath, holding his breath for a whole night before he finally succeeded. up.

Xia Yiliu was taken aback when he heard it, and gradually understood what he meant.

Xia Yiliu didn't hear the answer there, he just thought that he felt lost, and his girlfriend and best friend were not with him on his birthday, Xia Yiliu felt sad and guilty, and said: "Don't be sad, I will leave tomorrow I’ll be back in the afternoon, skip class and pick me up at the airport, Dad will help you celebrate your birthday again!”

As soon as Xia Yiliu heard that he was coming back, he immediately became happy again, and talked to him about his plan to skip class tomorrow.

Xiao Fendi didn't recover until the phone was hung up.

Isn't he a descendant of Nuwa? !

How can it be? !Although the obscene analysis makes sense, how to explain the mole on the palm? !

He must have never seen the old god before he didn't believe him!Holding a hope the size of a mole, Xiao Fendi tossed and turned in the dark, unable to sleep.

In the quiet room, there was the sound of turning over from time to time, Xiao Fendi stared at the ceiling with a pair of eyes, and always felt that even the glowing lamp looked like Fuxi.

Although he didn't know what Fuxi looked like at all.

I figured it was a little pink butterfly and a carp who got up from the bed, turned on the computer, turned on a certain degree, and searched for the story of Nuwa and Fuxi. It turns out that Fuxi is also a snake with a human head. ...□□?He also glanced at the illustrations in passing.

This picture...is a bit embarrassing... copulation?

Xiao Fendi blushed when she saw the picture.

He still believes that he is a descendant of Nuwa, especially his feet still shed their skin seasonally, which he was puzzled before, but now he suddenly realized, can snakes not shed their skin? !

He became happy again, and changed his WeChat nickname to Nuwa descendants. He still felt that it was not enough to prove his identity, so he opened a series of social software and changed his nicknames to Nuwa descendants.

As soon as it was changed, a certain fan group exploded.

Pink Butterfly is cute: [Fuck!Butterfly changed its name? !When did this happen? !How did I just find out? ! ]

Little Pink Butterfly, my husband: [What? !Let me see... damn it!Husband, is this finally aware of the attributes he has received?Congratulations!Then I can change my name too! ]

My wife, Little Pink Butterfly: [Baby wife, look, do you like this nickname? ]

Xiao Fendi had black lines on his face, he couldn't understand what they were talking about, and couldn't get in the conversation.

Nuwa's descendants: [You don't sleep at night, are you cultivating immortals...]

Xiao Fandie was swayed: [Ahhh!Sister Fandie hasn't slept yet? !That must be the nickname I just changed!Caught a live pink butterfly! ]

Hualiang loves Fendie: [Also talk about us, didn't you sleep too? !Do you also practice immortality? ]

Xiao Fendi thought to himself: I don't need to cultivate an immortal, I am an immortal!I'm really sorry for everyone who cultivates immortals. I fell on the finish line as soon as I was born.

He liked to sing since he was a child, perhaps because of the rapid development of his oral muscles. He spoke much earlier than ordinary people, and he spoke clearly than children of the same age. Unlike those babbling babies, his voice like a yellow warbler is also very attractive. I like it. When I was in high school, I became interested in a social software, so I downloaded it to play. When I registered the account, I didn’t have so many tricks. I wrote “Xiao Fendi” in the nickname column. He accidentally entered a singing assessment channel. He was so excited that he slipped his hand and clicked on Grab mic. His heart beat faster and he couldn't think at all. He didn't come back to his senses until the assessment teacher called his name. Until now that scene Still engraved clearly in his mind.

"Hey, can you hear me?"

Can hear it!

"Eh? Didn't you turn on the mic?"

Xiao Fendi didn't know what turning on a microphone was, and how to turn on a microphone... After searching for a long time, he found a small speaker, clicked it and it turned green, and then tried to speak: "I, I, I, I am here, I can hear you ?"

"Hahahaha...don't be nervous, cutie, do you have equipment?"

"What is equipment?" Xiao Fendi was at a loss.

The public screen is swiping: ah, ah, my little brother is so cute; it’s already 2025, how can there be such a cute kid; the voice is so cute...

"...hahahaha..." The earphone smiled happily, and said, "It's the sound card baby, your voice sounds dull, probably not, we have assessments every Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday, if conditions permit, You buy a set of equipment and come here, waiting for you, bye! Come on, the field controller will take the cutie to the mic."

Xiao Fendi told her parents her new year's wish the next day: a set of sound card equipment.

Xiao's father and Xiao's mother have always raised their son as a daughter. It's too late for the baby son to be happy when he has hobbies. Of course, he doesn't mind that he said his New Year's wish in May, and immediately bought him a set of expensive equipment. Come and debug it for him.

Xiao Fendi entered the assessment hall for the second time, and was molested by the public screen and the assessment.

Little cutie's nickname is her real name...hahahaha, little pink butterfly.

sorry!Wrong type Wrong type!However, to put it mildly, Little Fendie sounds nice...

"Haha, don't bully the newcomers," the assessment said, "Honey, which department are you taking the exam for?"

"Huh?" I was confused again.

The over there obviously suppressed a smile, "Honey, we have an ancient style hall, an orchestra hall, and a Japanese hall."

Xiao Fandie blushed from the laughter, managed to get her brain back, and said falteringly, "That... that's the Japanese hall."

"Okay, let's sing a cappella."

Xiao Fendi sang a cappella indistinctly. After the a cappella was over, he joined the accompaniment. After the accompaniment sang two songs, he passed the examination inexplicably. Only after a lot of congratulations on the public screen did he realize it.

[Stop cultivating immortals, it's one o'clock now, get the hell out of here and go to sleep!My people, don't stay up late! ]

Lin Yuan is Xiao Fandie's attack: [Wow!My butterfly momentum is 1.8 meters! ]

Xiao Fandie is speechless, his height has been a pain in his life, 179, just one centimeter short!He is in his twenties and can still jump up and down. He has been frozen since junior high school, and it doesn't seem long.

The descendants of Nüwa: [I have become a fairy, so I don’t need to practice anymore, you continue, sleep, starting tomorrow, you will call me a descendant of Nvwa! ]

There was a reply in the group [Yes, Empress Nuwa! ]

Little Pink Butterfly: ...

The helpless little fandie said good night, then opened the shopping software, entered "Nuwa descendants" in the search bar, a bunch of various snake tail cos props appeared, he lost interest again, turned off the computer, went to bed.

Hey, why is it so difficult to buy something that proves your identity...