Small pink butterfly

After school the next afternoon, Xiao Fendi sent a message to Cen Yi, telling him that the literature club was going to have a dinner, and if he didn't have dinner with him, he excitedly prepared to go to the dinner.

Before leaving the school gate, he was blocked by a car at the gate.

There was a woman leaning on the door of the Bach car at the door, her curly and soft long hair stuck to her face, she looked very gentle, the pair of brown sunglasses on her face was almost half the size of her face, between the flaming red lips The lady's cigarette she was carrying was emitting white smoke. As she leaned towards the entrance of the Academy of Fine Arts, no one would have guessed that she was the mother of a college student, but rather a mature older sister who took care of a college student.

Xiao Fendi looked left and right, he really didn't want to be treated as a baby boy by others.

"Mom," he pushed the bicycle over, the hand holding the faucet was sweating, every step was getting harder and harder, he snailed over, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

Don't blame him for being cowardly, it's because he has never disobeyed his parents since he was a child, and now he just feels that the "horse" he is holding in his hand is extremely hot, and the sunglasses that block ultraviolet rays obviously can't block his mother's sharp eyes, shooting at people His body was hotter than the bicycle in his hand.

Lin Jingshu leaned against the car door and didn't speak, and didn't know what she was thinking. After a while, her slender, white and tender index and middle fingers pulled the smoke away from her lips, her wrist fluttered lightly on the rearview mirror, and her two red lips touched each other lightly. Round, a puff of white smoke flowed from between the lips, with the elegance of a mature woman in her gestures, the whole picture can't help but make people stunned.

Xiao Fendi's heart was pounding, he swallowed, and was about to die, "Mom, this car...I..."

Lin Jingshu raised a thin white index finger and said softly, "Shh..."

Xiao Fendi tensed up and dared not speak.

She pushed the sunglasses up to the top of her head, revealing a charming and gorgeous face. After changing her noble and glamorous appearance just now, she asked with a smile, "Small! Was I handsome just now?!"

Xiao Fendi: "!!!..."

Did you co-author this show just now to prove that you are handsome? !Fortunately, he was so frightened that his blood froze.

However, she is also our mother in the second year of secondary school, so we dare not say it.

"Handsome, handsome!" Xiao Fendi laughed guiltily, trying to get away with boasting, and quickly praised him to the sky, "My mother is the most handsome in the world! This temperament! This appearance! You don't look like a college student's mother Ah, those who didn’t know thought you were driving to pick up your boyfriend! Mom, I want to go out to dinner with my classmates tonight. My dad saved all mankind in his previous life, so he married you. I won’t go home tonight. Why don't you say that your son has inherited any of your advantages?" He pretended to be distressed, sighed, and said, "Hey, it's really bald..."

The corner of Lin Jingshu's lips curled up, and she picked out the two key points that were said very quickly from the pile of words, and asked, "Are you done boasting?"

Xiao Fendi squinted his eyes with a smile, and looked like he was flattering the dog's legs, "I can't finish my compliments! My mother is a fairy in the sky. Mom, please go home first, and I will write a [-]-character essay tomorrow." you!"

"There's no rush for the thesis." Lin Jingshu stood up, walked slowly in front of her son, moved her face closer, looked at the flustered look on his face, and smiled lightly: "Let's discuss first what you are going out tonight. Let me give you 3 minutes to make it up about the dinner party and a night out, and what is going on with this bike in your hand."

His mother was obviously much shorter than him, but he was so overwhelmed by the momentum that he couldn't lift his head, his little brain spun quickly, and he really started to make up a reason.

Is this... has it started? ! How about 3 minutes? !clock? !Ahhhhh!What am I thinking? !The reason for editing is important!

The dinner party is with the members of the Literature Club, so what if you don't come home at night?In the past few days, after class, I have dinner with my boyfriend. Is it too late to live in the dormitory?And bicycles!It's not my bike, whose is it?Xia Yiliu?Xia Yiliu went to the village to film a movie and rode a fucking bicycle!Whose bike is it? !Come on, help!

"Is it finished?" Lin Jingshu looked at his son, whose face was half wrinkled, and who was pulling his hair with one hand, and couldn't stop laughing, "It's three minutes."

"Sister Lin," Xiao Fendi changed her childhood address, "Your son has joined the literature club, and the dinner tonight is an exchange dinner organized by the president."

"Oh?" Lin Jingshu became interested, "Did your son join the literature club? I thought you would join the college student art troupe."

After all, my son has always liked singing, and his singing is not bad.

"There's still a night out," Xiao Fendi licked his lips, not daring to look at Sister Lin, and with red ears, said: "Sister Lin, your son may be in a relationship."

Lin Jingshu was stunned for a moment, then slapped Xiao Fendi loudly on the forehead, and said with some excitement: "Maybe we are going to fall in love? You took other girls to bed before we got together?! My son really Awesome! Much better than your father, if I hadn't forced it, I wouldn't have you!"

Xiao Fendi: ... seems to know something important.

"No..." Xiao Fendi scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly, "I'm going to sleep in the dormitory this week."

The smile on Lin Jingshu's face gradually changed, making people feel inexplicably obscene, and his eyes were glowing with gossip, "It's not very good... won't it disturb your roommate?"

Xiao Fendi looked puzzled, tilted his head and said, "Ah? No way? I'm very quiet."

Don't snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep.

The smile on Lin Jingshu's face turned into worry, and a pair of Youyuan's eyebrows were lightly frowned, "Son, why don't we go to the hospital for a checkup?"

"Check what?" Xiao Fendi was at a loss, completely unable to keep up with his fucking thoughts.

Lin Jingshu had a delicately made-up face, "Son, don't be shy, it's all normal. When your dad and I met for the first time, he just started and ended. With such advanced technology, it can definitely be cured!"

It was as if he knew something even more extraordinary.

ha?Xiao Fendi thought: I think you are the one who needs treatment!

"What the hell are you talking about?" Xiao Fendi had a vague premonition in his heart.

Lin Jingshu also looked a little embarrassed to speak, thought for a while, and asked as if she was going all out, "Son, is the girl called?"

"What's your name?" Xiao Fendi's ominous premonition became stronger and stronger.

Lin Jingshu automatically interpreted his answer as the girl not barking. She was a little puzzled and worried, and said, "On the bed in your dormitory, wouldn't she bark in such an exciting place?! No, son! You are still young, Maybe you don’t understand, let’s go, get in the car, Mom will take you to the hospital to have a look!” As he spoke, he really opened the back seat door.

Xiao Fendi thought for a while, as if she finally understood what she meant, her face slowly turned red.

"Mom! What are you thinking?!" He shouted angrily, "I mean I lived in the dormitory alone, and I didn't bring any girls with me! I didn't even go to bed!"

Sensing the instant gazes from his surroundings, he quickly lowered his voice and said, "We haven't reached that point yet... He, I haven't chased him yet."

Also, Mom, your son just turned [-]?You are not a serious mother at first glance!

"What are you talking about?!" Lin Jingshu raised her voice in an instant, in disbelief: "Son, are you so worthless?!"

"I..." Xiao Fendi was also very distressed, "Mom, I actually don't know what to do."

"You should have told your mother earlier!" Lin Jingshu said earnestly: "If you had said earlier, maybe your mother has a grandson in her arms by now."

The image of Cen Yi with a big belly floated in Xiao Fendi's mind, exciting!

Xiao Fendi raised his hand and looked at his watch, "Mom, I won't tell you anymore, it will be 06:30 soon, and our dinner party will start at seven o'clock. As a newcomer, it's not good to be late for the first dinner party."

"No matter how anxious you are, you have to deal with the matter well!" Lin Jingshu glanced at her son, and said, "When you are undecided, send me a message, and Mom will help you sleep to your wife as soon as possible!"

Don't talk about sleeping, he doesn't even hold hands now!wrong!I was almost taken off track, shouldn't the focus be on how to chase after him? !

"Okay," Lin Jingshu brushed her hair up casually, and resumed her usual elegant appearance, "Let's talk about your bicycle now."

Is this... is the topic jumping so much? !

"Have you compiled it yet? Who owns this car?" Lin Jingshu crossed her arms around her chest, calming herself down with a clear logic, "Little Xia went to filming, but he's not in the city, it's too far away, and his distant friends can't bear the blame, rule it out, the street barber shop My little rainbow, I have a good relationship with you, but I have a boyfriend, and I can't get along with you, rule it out, think about it again, who else can help you take the blame."

The Xiao family’s family education tradition: Don’t rush to beat the child when he does something wrong, first give him a chance to talk nonsense, if he can understand it, it proves that his logic is clear and his thinking is careful, smart children can’t be beaten, if they are not smart, they should be beaten!

Xiao Fendi was often beaten when she was a child, but now she feels panicked, wondering if she should confess and be lenient, and it is better to take the initiative to surrender and pay compensation than to lose even the city.

At this moment, Xiao Fendi was squinted by a dazzling light, and a familiar figure appeared, wearing a Chinese tunic suit with buttons, a shaved head, fair skin, and a beard on the chin It looks out of place, with a head like a boiled egg, and the sun reflects directly on it.

That's... what the hell? !old fairy? !

Xiao Fendi was so excited that he pushed the bicycle onto the old fairy.

"Old fairy, where have you been? Why did you come back? Nuo, I will return your bicycle to you."

The old fairy subconsciously caught the thing that was falling towards him, took a closer look, and then realized that it was the little fool who cheated him of 900 yuan, and said with a smile: "Young man, do you want to tell a fortune?"

Finally getting away with it, Lin Jingshu left a sentence, "The new hairstyle is very handsome, the paper is due tomorrow, I will call after dinner tonight, and I will pick you up" and drove away.

The author has something to say: Old Immortal: Young man, do you want to tell a fortune teller?The past, present and future have all been calculated, let's calculate today if you can chase after your wife?

Xiao Fendi: Do the math!