Feng Shui Master of Fast Travel
Chapter 14 The 1st World anchor is busy hunting ghosts
"Mother."
A little girl's voice came.
Yuan Yingying almost jumped up, turned her head suddenly, and saw Xiaoyuan stood up soberly, she looked around blankly, her well-behaved appearance seemed to be a different person than before: "Mom, what's wrong with you?" ? Who is that big brother?"
Yuan Yingying hugged her tightly, almost crying, and stammered, "Big brother is an expert."
She carefully looked at Qiao Guanglan, straightened her hair, and her voice became very gentle and friendly: "What you said is indeed true, thank you. I was really sorry just now, this, this gentleman, I'm sorry, you Sit down for a while and drink some water."
She hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Can you show my house again, is there any dirty things?"
Qiao Guanglan: "Hehe."
Just now when he wanted to help, he made a fuss, but now that he is willing, he still doesn't want to help.
He said, "No."
Yuan Yingying: "..."
After finishing speaking, Qiao Guanglan planned to wave his sleeves and leave without a cloud. Before he could take a step, he felt his trousers being tugged.
The mother and daughter standing opposite him stared straight at the ground, stunned.
Qiao Guanglan felt something in his heart, and turned his head abruptly. Xie Zhuo was dragging a plush brown bear about the same size as it was standing at his feet, secretly tugging at the bottom of his trousers, with longing written all over his face.
Qiao Guanglan: "..." I really didn't realize that this guy is still a perverted master.
He knelt down and blocked the mother and daughter's sight: "Xie Xiaoxiong, if I remember correctly, isn't your old man a fairy? You don't know Zhuang Zhou's dream butterfly, do you really think of yourself as a bear? Even so, I didn't come here to take you on a blind date, let's be more sensible, put down the bear, and don't lose my reputation."
Xie Zhuo didn't let go, and seemed to say something vaguely, because there were other people around, he didn't dare to speak too loudly, even Qiao Guanglan couldn't hear him clearly, he just thought he didn't want to.
Qiao Guanglan was convinced by this pig teammate, and immediately grabbed it: "Hurry up and give it to me! At worst, I'll buy you two daughters-in-law after I go out. Is one wife and one concubine enough?"
Xie Zhuo couldn't bear it anymore: "Look, there's something wrong with this thing!"
Anyway, Yuan Yingying and the others have already witnessed many supernatural events today, plus a talking teddy bear, they shouldn't be scared to death!
Qiao Guanglan: "..."
At this time, he also turned over the bear in Xie Zhuo's hand with its face facing the loess and its back facing the sky, and found that a big hole had exploded in the brown fur belly, revealing something faintly inside.
It turned out that it was the bear that exploded just now.
Qiao Guanglan said with emotion: "I'm sorry, I didn't want to blow up your partner."
Xie Zhuo: "..."
Yuan Yingying pointed at Xie Zhuo, almost speechless in surprise: "This..."
She moved closer, as if she was going to poke her finger on Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo directly swung her claws and opened her hand.
Qiao Guanglan said, "Where did this bear come from?"
Yuan Yingying said: "Didn't you bring it? A monster... This must be a monster that came in from outside!"
Qiao Guanglan said speechlessly, "I'm not talking about the purple one, but the brown one, the abortion one."
Xie Zhuo looked at the little brown bear's broken stomach: "..."
Yuan Yingying finally came to her senses: "This is a former colleague of my mother's. Before retiring last year, it was brought to Xiaoyuan directly from the factory...is there any problem?"
The problem is big.
Qiao Guanglan didn't speak, and wanted to reach out for the thing protruding from the bear, but was held down by Xie Zhuo: "Don't touch it with your hands."
He glanced at Xie Zhuo, his face sank slightly.
This emotion was not aimed at Xie Zhuo, but what happened in front of him reminded Qiao Guanglan of something, and the originally simple things became complicated.
Yuan Yingying said: "You..."
Qiao Guanglan ordered without raising her head, "I want a glass of water and a pair of tweezers, hurry up."
Yuan Yingying was so confused that she had completely lost her ability to think. She listened to Qiao Guanglan's tone and followed his orders in a dazed manner.
With a serious expression on Qiao Guanglan's face, he raised his hand to pick up the tweezers, but it was empty. Xie Zhuo took it first, holding the tweezers between his arms, with the tip inserted into the brown bear's belly, to pick up what was protruding from the cotton wool.
Qiao Guanglan's expression was slightly relaxed, he smiled, and helped him hold down one side of the brown bear.
Xie Zhuo cautiously took the thing out, and immediately threw it into the clear water beside him.He didn't let Qiao Guanglan touch his hands, and when he threw something into the cup, he tiptoed a little bit. This scene is a bit ridiculous, but no one can laugh at the moment.
The moment he took it out, everyone could see it clearly. It seemed to be a coin-sized sheet of metal, dark red, with a human face engraved on it. meaning.
Strange to say, when the thing encountered water, it was like being soaked in sulfuric acid. A large number of bubbles burst out instantly, making a hissing sound, and the water turned a deep deep red.
Xie Zhuo said, "Absorb the magic spell."
There was no one in the room talking for a while, Qiao Guanglan looked serious, and Yuan Yingying was too frightened to speak.
Yuan Yingying's youngest daughter looked at the two adults and didn't understand what was wrong with them. She happily pointed to Xie Zhuo and said, "This little bear can talk, mom, my little bear can also talk."
Qiao Guanglan was taken aback, and said, "What did you say?"
Yuan Yingying also said: "Xiaoyuan, don't make trouble, how can the little bear talk, it won't be a monster..."
When she said this, she glanced at Xie Zhuo, realized her slip of the tongue, and immediately changed her words: "Our little bear is different from my brother's little bear. When my mother bought it, it couldn't talk."
Xie Zhuo: "..."
The little girl ran over reluctantly, trying to grab the brown bear. Qiao Guanglan didn't dare to touch it himself, and of course he didn't dare to let her touch it, so he quickly pulled her away.
The little girl said: "Qiangqiang, please tell my mother quickly."
When Qiao Guanglan heard this name, he secretly glanced at Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo had a dark face.
Qiangqiang remained motionless.
Xiaoyuan yelled twice, and seeing that the little bear did not respond, she burst into tears: "It's over, Qiangqiang can't talk anymore, it has such a big hole in its stomach, it must be dead."
Qiao Guanglan has always been very unimpressed with creatures like children, and when she heard her crying, she immediately had a headache, but after hearing this, she quickly asked, "What did it tell you?"
Xiaoyuan cried and wiped her tears, and ignored him. Yuan Yingying coaxed him several times but it didn't work.
Qiao Guanglan frowned irritably, Xie Zhuo couldn't see him being unhappy, so he hurried to Qiao Guanglan's side, intending to comfort him.
Before he could seize this opportunity to perform, he suddenly felt his waist tighten, his feet lifted off the ground, his eyes darkened, and he was hugged tightly in his arms.
Qiao Guanglan: "..."
Xiaoyuan hugged Xie Zhuo and cried, "I want a talking bear! I want a talking bear!"
Xie Zhuo: "Woo! Woo!"
It's suffocating, okay?
Qiao Guanglan tentatively pulled him away, and said with a dry smile, "It's just my brother's, yours is dead."
Xiaoyuan: "Wow——"
Xie Zhuo was finally pulled out by Qiao Guanglan, and just now he took a breath with his nose exposed, and was hit on the forehead by tears again.
He knew he couldn't point to this kid, so he had no choice but to go into battle himself, and wiped Xiaoyuan's face with his paw.
Xiaoyuan looked at him, her eyes widened, and she stopped crying: "You can still wipe your tears."
Xie Zhuo said softly: "That's right, Xiaoyuan, don't cry, you see that my hair is wet from crying, Qiangqiang can't play with you, can I talk to you?"
Xiaoyuan nodded vigorously and wiped away her tears.
Xie Zhuo said: "Xiaoyuan is so obedient, she is such a good girl, then can you tell me what Qiangqiang told you before?"
Xiaoyuan said, "Okay."
Xie Zhuo said, "Xiaoyuan is awesome."
Qiao Guanglan was dumbfounded.
Xiaoyuan touched him, curiously pulled his bow tie, and tugged his tail, Xie Zhuo couldn't bear it.
Qiao Guanglan coughed dryly, his shoulders trembled, he turned his head away, and rubbed the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.
Xiaoyuan said enviously: "My brother's little bear can say so many things, and mine can say a few words. It asks me every day if I want to make friends with it, and I say yes."
Qiao Guanglan said, "Does it ask you every day?"
Xiaoyuan said: "Yes, every night, when my mother goes to bed, I put it next to the pillow, and it always asks me... It's just that its voice is different from that of my brother's bear, and it also sounds like a child's voice."
As she spoke, she pinched her throat and said, "Xiaoyuan, are you willing to be my good friend, hehe."
The voice she learned was high-pitched and thin, and even the expression couldn't help imitating the rigid expression on the doll's face. Yuan Yingying was horrified when she heard it, and said in a trembling voice: "Xiaoyuan, you child, what are you laughing at? For several nights, mother I slept with you, why didn't mom hear Qiangqiang's words?"
Xiaoyuan said: "It wasn't me who laughed, it was Qiang Qiang who laughed. Mom, you fell asleep when it was talking, but Qiang Qiang's words were very strange. It's like inside the head, very clear."
Qiao Guanglan's expression was serious: "What else did you promise it?"
As soon as this sentence came out, the atmosphere in the room seemed to be even more weird.
Xie Zhuo said softly: "Xiaoyuan, you promised to be good friends with Qiangqiang, is it happy?"
Xiaoyuan immediately said: "I'm happy, but Qiangqiang said that I'm a human and it's a bear. It can't play with me all the time. If I'm willing to give it half of my life, that's fine."
A little girl's voice came.
Yuan Yingying almost jumped up, turned her head suddenly, and saw Xiaoyuan stood up soberly, she looked around blankly, her well-behaved appearance seemed to be a different person than before: "Mom, what's wrong with you?" ? Who is that big brother?"
Yuan Yingying hugged her tightly, almost crying, and stammered, "Big brother is an expert."
She carefully looked at Qiao Guanglan, straightened her hair, and her voice became very gentle and friendly: "What you said is indeed true, thank you. I was really sorry just now, this, this gentleman, I'm sorry, you Sit down for a while and drink some water."
She hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Can you show my house again, is there any dirty things?"
Qiao Guanglan: "Hehe."
Just now when he wanted to help, he made a fuss, but now that he is willing, he still doesn't want to help.
He said, "No."
Yuan Yingying: "..."
After finishing speaking, Qiao Guanglan planned to wave his sleeves and leave without a cloud. Before he could take a step, he felt his trousers being tugged.
The mother and daughter standing opposite him stared straight at the ground, stunned.
Qiao Guanglan felt something in his heart, and turned his head abruptly. Xie Zhuo was dragging a plush brown bear about the same size as it was standing at his feet, secretly tugging at the bottom of his trousers, with longing written all over his face.
Qiao Guanglan: "..." I really didn't realize that this guy is still a perverted master.
He knelt down and blocked the mother and daughter's sight: "Xie Xiaoxiong, if I remember correctly, isn't your old man a fairy? You don't know Zhuang Zhou's dream butterfly, do you really think of yourself as a bear? Even so, I didn't come here to take you on a blind date, let's be more sensible, put down the bear, and don't lose my reputation."
Xie Zhuo didn't let go, and seemed to say something vaguely, because there were other people around, he didn't dare to speak too loudly, even Qiao Guanglan couldn't hear him clearly, he just thought he didn't want to.
Qiao Guanglan was convinced by this pig teammate, and immediately grabbed it: "Hurry up and give it to me! At worst, I'll buy you two daughters-in-law after I go out. Is one wife and one concubine enough?"
Xie Zhuo couldn't bear it anymore: "Look, there's something wrong with this thing!"
Anyway, Yuan Yingying and the others have already witnessed many supernatural events today, plus a talking teddy bear, they shouldn't be scared to death!
Qiao Guanglan: "..."
At this time, he also turned over the bear in Xie Zhuo's hand with its face facing the loess and its back facing the sky, and found that a big hole had exploded in the brown fur belly, revealing something faintly inside.
It turned out that it was the bear that exploded just now.
Qiao Guanglan said with emotion: "I'm sorry, I didn't want to blow up your partner."
Xie Zhuo: "..."
Yuan Yingying pointed at Xie Zhuo, almost speechless in surprise: "This..."
She moved closer, as if she was going to poke her finger on Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo directly swung her claws and opened her hand.
Qiao Guanglan said, "Where did this bear come from?"
Yuan Yingying said: "Didn't you bring it? A monster... This must be a monster that came in from outside!"
Qiao Guanglan said speechlessly, "I'm not talking about the purple one, but the brown one, the abortion one."
Xie Zhuo looked at the little brown bear's broken stomach: "..."
Yuan Yingying finally came to her senses: "This is a former colleague of my mother's. Before retiring last year, it was brought to Xiaoyuan directly from the factory...is there any problem?"
The problem is big.
Qiao Guanglan didn't speak, and wanted to reach out for the thing protruding from the bear, but was held down by Xie Zhuo: "Don't touch it with your hands."
He glanced at Xie Zhuo, his face sank slightly.
This emotion was not aimed at Xie Zhuo, but what happened in front of him reminded Qiao Guanglan of something, and the originally simple things became complicated.
Yuan Yingying said: "You..."
Qiao Guanglan ordered without raising her head, "I want a glass of water and a pair of tweezers, hurry up."
Yuan Yingying was so confused that she had completely lost her ability to think. She listened to Qiao Guanglan's tone and followed his orders in a dazed manner.
With a serious expression on Qiao Guanglan's face, he raised his hand to pick up the tweezers, but it was empty. Xie Zhuo took it first, holding the tweezers between his arms, with the tip inserted into the brown bear's belly, to pick up what was protruding from the cotton wool.
Qiao Guanglan's expression was slightly relaxed, he smiled, and helped him hold down one side of the brown bear.
Xie Zhuo cautiously took the thing out, and immediately threw it into the clear water beside him.He didn't let Qiao Guanglan touch his hands, and when he threw something into the cup, he tiptoed a little bit. This scene is a bit ridiculous, but no one can laugh at the moment.
The moment he took it out, everyone could see it clearly. It seemed to be a coin-sized sheet of metal, dark red, with a human face engraved on it. meaning.
Strange to say, when the thing encountered water, it was like being soaked in sulfuric acid. A large number of bubbles burst out instantly, making a hissing sound, and the water turned a deep deep red.
Xie Zhuo said, "Absorb the magic spell."
There was no one in the room talking for a while, Qiao Guanglan looked serious, and Yuan Yingying was too frightened to speak.
Yuan Yingying's youngest daughter looked at the two adults and didn't understand what was wrong with them. She happily pointed to Xie Zhuo and said, "This little bear can talk, mom, my little bear can also talk."
Qiao Guanglan was taken aback, and said, "What did you say?"
Yuan Yingying also said: "Xiaoyuan, don't make trouble, how can the little bear talk, it won't be a monster..."
When she said this, she glanced at Xie Zhuo, realized her slip of the tongue, and immediately changed her words: "Our little bear is different from my brother's little bear. When my mother bought it, it couldn't talk."
Xie Zhuo: "..."
The little girl ran over reluctantly, trying to grab the brown bear. Qiao Guanglan didn't dare to touch it himself, and of course he didn't dare to let her touch it, so he quickly pulled her away.
The little girl said: "Qiangqiang, please tell my mother quickly."
When Qiao Guanglan heard this name, he secretly glanced at Xie Zhuo, Xie Zhuo had a dark face.
Qiangqiang remained motionless.
Xiaoyuan yelled twice, and seeing that the little bear did not respond, she burst into tears: "It's over, Qiangqiang can't talk anymore, it has such a big hole in its stomach, it must be dead."
Qiao Guanglan has always been very unimpressed with creatures like children, and when she heard her crying, she immediately had a headache, but after hearing this, she quickly asked, "What did it tell you?"
Xiaoyuan cried and wiped her tears, and ignored him. Yuan Yingying coaxed him several times but it didn't work.
Qiao Guanglan frowned irritably, Xie Zhuo couldn't see him being unhappy, so he hurried to Qiao Guanglan's side, intending to comfort him.
Before he could seize this opportunity to perform, he suddenly felt his waist tighten, his feet lifted off the ground, his eyes darkened, and he was hugged tightly in his arms.
Qiao Guanglan: "..."
Xiaoyuan hugged Xie Zhuo and cried, "I want a talking bear! I want a talking bear!"
Xie Zhuo: "Woo! Woo!"
It's suffocating, okay?
Qiao Guanglan tentatively pulled him away, and said with a dry smile, "It's just my brother's, yours is dead."
Xiaoyuan: "Wow——"
Xie Zhuo was finally pulled out by Qiao Guanglan, and just now he took a breath with his nose exposed, and was hit on the forehead by tears again.
He knew he couldn't point to this kid, so he had no choice but to go into battle himself, and wiped Xiaoyuan's face with his paw.
Xiaoyuan looked at him, her eyes widened, and she stopped crying: "You can still wipe your tears."
Xie Zhuo said softly: "That's right, Xiaoyuan, don't cry, you see that my hair is wet from crying, Qiangqiang can't play with you, can I talk to you?"
Xiaoyuan nodded vigorously and wiped away her tears.
Xie Zhuo said: "Xiaoyuan is so obedient, she is such a good girl, then can you tell me what Qiangqiang told you before?"
Xiaoyuan said, "Okay."
Xie Zhuo said, "Xiaoyuan is awesome."
Qiao Guanglan was dumbfounded.
Xiaoyuan touched him, curiously pulled his bow tie, and tugged his tail, Xie Zhuo couldn't bear it.
Qiao Guanglan coughed dryly, his shoulders trembled, he turned his head away, and rubbed the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.
Xiaoyuan said enviously: "My brother's little bear can say so many things, and mine can say a few words. It asks me every day if I want to make friends with it, and I say yes."
Qiao Guanglan said, "Does it ask you every day?"
Xiaoyuan said: "Yes, every night, when my mother goes to bed, I put it next to the pillow, and it always asks me... It's just that its voice is different from that of my brother's bear, and it also sounds like a child's voice."
As she spoke, she pinched her throat and said, "Xiaoyuan, are you willing to be my good friend, hehe."
The voice she learned was high-pitched and thin, and even the expression couldn't help imitating the rigid expression on the doll's face. Yuan Yingying was horrified when she heard it, and said in a trembling voice: "Xiaoyuan, you child, what are you laughing at? For several nights, mother I slept with you, why didn't mom hear Qiangqiang's words?"
Xiaoyuan said: "It wasn't me who laughed, it was Qiang Qiang who laughed. Mom, you fell asleep when it was talking, but Qiang Qiang's words were very strange. It's like inside the head, very clear."
Qiao Guanglan's expression was serious: "What else did you promise it?"
As soon as this sentence came out, the atmosphere in the room seemed to be even more weird.
Xie Zhuo said softly: "Xiaoyuan, you promised to be good friends with Qiangqiang, is it happy?"
Xiaoyuan immediately said: "I'm happy, but Qiangqiang said that I'm a human and it's a bear. It can't play with me all the time. If I'm willing to give it half of my life, that's fine."
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