[Comprehensive] Incredible!The Uchiha three-piece set on the opposite side is collectively fried!

{Second}

Sure enough, when school was about to end in the afternoon, the school broadcast an announcement: Boys can also have long hair in the future.

Once this announcement was broadcast, I seemed to be able to hear the inner cheers of all the boys in the school, and among them, our class was the most.For example, the two guys sitting in front of me, Didara, Izuna Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha sitting in the first few rows, and even Obito Uchiha, who has always been short-haired, is a little eager to try.

I hit classmate B who was sitting on my right: Do you think there is something strange about this?

Classmate Yi nodded seriously: Absolutely!

Me: Who do you think it will be?

Classmate B: Who else?Didn't you talk about physical education, it must be Uchiha Madara!He is in charge of the discipline of the whole school!

I thought about it, and realized that things were not simple: he is the chairman of the discipline committee, but the student council president has the final say on things like changing school rules!

Before we knew it, we all forgot the existence of the principal.

After listening to my words, classmate B suddenly realized: Madara Uchiha must not be able to stand Senju Hashirama's mushroom head, forcing him to change the school rules and keep long hair!

The more I think about it, the more I feel that this possibility is very high, and I seconded: Shall we do an experiment?

Classmate B was instantly aroused: what experiment?

Me: You said the two people in front of you had an affair, right? Then let's follow up after school to confirm it?This job is a long-term volunteer job, thankless, will you come?

Classmate B really lived up to my expectations, almost without thinking about it, he agreed to my proposal.

After some arguments, B and I tossed a coin and decided to follow my front table first.

Senju Bashima is the student council president, and Uchiha Madara is the chairman of the discipline committee.Without exception, both of them had to stay in school for a while after school.

Yi and I followed all the way, and the two of them never separated until we got to the bottom of the office building, Senju Hashirama said hello to Uchiha Madara, and then went upstairs.Uchiha Madara turned a corner...

Fuck 丨 trough how to go back? !

Fortunately, B and I have good adaptability, so we reacted immediately and hid in a grove on the side.

I gestured to B: I'll go talk to Uchiha Madara, and you go and see Senju Bashirama.

B obediently went to the direction of the office building.

The rest is up to me alone.

I followed Uchiha Madara, tried my best in my life to walk lightly, and to be confident, it was comparable to a cat.

Uchiha Madara returned to the teaching building almost the same way, then turned around and walked away.

Where did he go?

The question didn't linger in my mind for long because I got the answer quickly.

He went to the activity building dedicated to ministry activities.

The first floor is the gymnasium, the second floor is all kinds of classrooms, and the third floor... the whole area is the site of the Disciplinary Committee.

Uchiha Madara bypassed the noisy first floor, avoided the second floor with a strong literary atmosphere, and went straight to the third floor.

He opened the third-floor partition door, and I took a quick peek inside from the corner.

This glance is simply unforgettable for a lifetime.

Inside is a Japanese room that occupies half of the entire floor. There are thirty or forty people sitting on the tatami mats, and everyone is wearing strange clothes.

These are not the point.

The point is, at my cursory glance, these people, it seems, all look familiar.

nonsense!It couldn't be more familiar, okay?How about seeing them up and down every day!Except for Senju Zhuma, me and classmate B, almost everyone in our class is here, okay?

Holding the mentality of "you can't return without success if you come here, you must break the casserole and find out the truth", I didn't retreat immediately, but decided to follow it to the end.

I listened to them having a meeting outside the door, talking about "Chakra", "Sharingan", "Xiao", "Konoha" and other unheard words, and felt that this world was probably a fantasy.But it doesn't matter, none of this has anything to do with me, I just need to know if Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara have an affair. The rest is to go to an ordinary university, find an ordinary job, marry an ordinary wife, live Finish ordinary life.

I finished listening to their "Muye Village Committee" with a bored face, and then I noticed a rustling sound inside. I expected someone to come out, so I hurried downstairs and hid at the stairs on the second floor .

After a while, a large wave of people came downstairs.

Uchiha Madara was the first to go downstairs.

Considering that there will be people going downstairs later, I went down the stairs on the other side.

I wanted to quietly follow Uchiha Madara again, but found myself so sweet!

I waited and waited and waited and waited at the gate on the first floor of the activity building, until the end of time, and I didn't see Uchiha Madara again.

Didn't even see anyone in our class come down the stairs.

I was about to go home when my cell phone rang.

It's classmate B.

He asked me anxiously: Where are you?

I answered honestly: I am at the entrance of the activity building, so let’s do this for today, and go back to do my homework.

B: That's it, Uchiha Madara is here, what about you? !

I lost my mind to do my homework in an instant: Is he with you? !What about Senshouzhujian? !They are together? !

B: Yes!Come quickly!Let us witness the moment of friendship together!

Me: wait for me!almost there!

There is only one entrance and exit for the activity building, why can they disappear from under my nose without knowing it? !Uchiha Madara has already arrived at Senju Bashirama? !

When I couldn't figure it out, I ran to B's side and patted him: Brother, where are they?

As soon as classmate B grabbed me, he ran again.

The sweat in the palm of my hand was sticky and greasy, but I didn't feel sick. Instead, I sighed "This is youth".

Am I out of my mind?

Throwing away the inexplicable thoughts in my mind, I realized that I was dragged by B to the intersection of Xiao丨 Food Street.

Our school has a dormitory system, and the school building is some distance away from the teaching area. There is an alley in the middle, which specializes in selling various snacks. It is very popular among students, and everyone collectively calls it Xiao丨Food Street.

But I never have much money to buy food here.

It seems that today is going to cost money.

However, for love!For the truth!It is worth spending this little money!

I was dragged by B to a small stall selling multigrain pancakes, and I was about to pay, when I saw that B had handed over a ten-yuan bill: Boss, two pancakes, put more meat.

Me: Wow, you actually eat two for one meal!If you don't add money, you have to put more meat!

B didn't speak, and took the two pancakes from the boss.

I thought that if someone bought two at once, it wouldn’t be good if I didn’t buy them, so I took out five one-dollar bills with difficulty from my trouser pocket.

No matter how much I feel sorry for the money spent with the outstretched hand, it is useless.

Farewell, my weekend meal.

However, before the money was handed out, my hand that handed the money was pressed down by a hand.

B looked at me with a look of contempt: Master invited you to dinner, and you still pretended to be arrogant, hey? !Ready to pay for it yourself?

I resentfully took back my five yuan: You should have said it earlier!

However, in the next second, he suddenly moved closer to my ear, and said in a voice that only two people who were very close could hear: They are right next to the stall selling candied haws, Let's pretend to be shopping and follow them.

I thought about it, this idea is not bad, so I nodded and agreed.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhuma stopped in the middle of a small shop selling spicy soup and a dessert, and B and I approached a little behind them and listened to their conversation.

Uchiha Madara: I want dessert.

Senju Bashima: Madara, I agreed yesterday that I won't eat dessert today.I haven't eaten salty food for a long time...

Uchiha Madara: Dessert shops also have non-sweet ones.

Senju Bashirama: But I want spicy food.Does the dessert shop have anything spicy?

Uchiha Madara: However, the shop that sells hot and spicy soup only has salty ones!

Senju Bashima did what I was most afraid of seeing him do to Uchiha Madara: Be good~ let's go eat salty today, shall we?

Uchiha Madara refuses to eat hard and soft, and shamelessly uses his younger brother as an excuse: No!I'm going to help Quan Nai bring the three-color meatballs back today!

The two were arguing over whether to eat dessert or Hu spicy soup. No one was around because of the quarrel, and only B and I were sitting at the stall behind them eating tofu nao.

I also sneered at B's taste: you actually like to eat sweet bean curd...

I don't know where I touched his back, but B suddenly raised his voice to refute me: I just love sweets, can you control me? !

I was also angry: I didn't stop you from eating sweets!Is it okay to make a complaint? !

It may be because our voices are too loud, or it may be because of the hearing of Senju Zhuma and Uchiha Madara Superman. In short, after I quarrel with him, I have already begun to regret it.

Seeing Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara turning their heads at the same time and seeing the bean curd we were eating, they suddenly stopped arguing.

They looked at each other and smiled.

They stopped short.

They hook shoulders.

They are coming to us!

With a calm face, I opened the position next to me and B, and B waved to the two with a face full of pain, and said hello in embarrassment: Hi~ What a coincidence~

unfortunately.

Madara Uchiha narrowed his eyes.

For a while, I wondered if my plan and B's plan for today had been exposed long ago.

Senju Bashima smiled heartily with an "ah ha ha ha": Madara and I happened to meet on the road, and we didn't eat, so we came here to have a meal together.

oh.What are you talking about hooking shoulders and backs?

I couldn't help asking out loud.

Both of them blushed a little.

Senju Zhuma tried to hide his unease, saying: Our tastes are too different, we can't eat together at all.

He pointed to the salted tofu curd left in my bowl: I just heard you talking, and suddenly found a solution!

oh.Then you guys are great.

I suddenly felt that the reason why bean curds are salty and sweet may be to make couples (cross out) friends with such different tastes so different that they want to fight quietly sit together for a meal.

Next time we eat zongzi, call them too.

Senjujuma ordered a bowl of salted tofu curd like mine, and Uchiha Mochi ordered a bowl of sweet bean curd like B's. He didn't mind me and B's two light bulbs being inserted between them, so he ate it on his own stand up.

Hey, I said, do you have any awareness of being illuminated?

However, I later found out that my idea of ​​"lighting up good friends" was simply too naive.

They are already bright enough, so it's not our turn to light them up, okay?

The atmosphere between the two of them is like conjoined twins, the kind that a normal person would consciously withdraw and would not be able to penetrate even if he wanted to.It's not the sticky, greasy sweetness between young couples, nor the carefree sweetness between good brothers, but a kind of comfortable and natural relationship, as if everything comes naturally, they never think about "" "Together" and never force "not to be apart". As long as they want to, they seem to be able to communicate with each other at any time.

I watched with some envy that the two of them finished eating the bean curd in their respective bowls quietly. They didn't say a word in the middle, they started to eat at the same time, and finished all at the same time, and then the person who had agreed in advance went to pay the bill together.

Today seems to be Senju Bashirama's turn to settle the bill.

He had already walked to the counter, but suddenly turned back and asked me and B: Are yours also settled together?

——It doesn’t have much money anyway, I just got pocket money today, so I’ll treat you as my treats!

He patted his chest.

Kneel down to the local tyrants!

But I don't want to owe favors: forget it, it doesn't have much money anyway.I won't pay you next time you treat me to a big meal.

Then he took out five one-dollar bills from his trouser pocket that he planned to buy pancakes.

The proprietress is good money, two bowls of bean curd cost five yuan, not much, not too much.

I went back and kicked B: I can pay back the favor of the miscellaneous grain pancakes.

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There are so few people in these two days OTL...Is it because of the extra episode...QAQ

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