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Li Xian never knew that the bitterness of jasmine could beat the fragrance, so he drank it down in one gulp, even if the ice melted and the snow melted, he couldn't save even half of it.

"Fuck, baby, those who didn't know thought that what you drank was 'mellow and delicious, pour it in a while, three bowls are not as good as the fragrance of the bottle', strong man, are you going to go up the mountain to fight tigers?" Zhuang Ran joked.

"Zhuang Ran, don't you know that people can also be drunk with tea? Me, I am." Li Xian picked up the teapot and poured a cup, holding the body of the tea with one hand and dragging the bottom of the tea with the other, he straightened up and placed it on Uncle Gu's right hand .

The last ray of light from the west hit Gu Shaozhang's side face in a hurry, and the shadow cast on the side of the teacup was drawn long and thin. I don't know if the shadow stirred up the cup of tea, or the water in the cup was turbulent Startled figure.In short, from Li Xian's point of view, there is no difference between the two and the sparkling lake water.

Gu Shaozhang still kept his half-curled-leg posture, tapped his index finger on the rim of the cup, raised his wrist, and drank the cup of tea slowly.

"I'm a little hungry, Uncle Gu, shall we move to the kitchen?" Zhuang Ran pointed to his stomach, and the sound of gurgling came from the quiet tea table, and the elegant tea and smell fell down instantly.

"Consumed so much? What did you do in the afternoon?" Li Xian stretched out his hand and asked Zhuang Ran who was sitting on the ground.

"I guess it was when I was watching the anime just now, I was too involved in the drama, and the Chakra consumption was a bit high. Hey, fuck, after watching Hokage so many times, I found out why Kakashi's dog, Parker, is so cheap. Tell Shikamaru that if you complete the task, let him touch it, meat pad. No, I'll take it easy for a while." Zhuang Ran put his chin on Li Xian's shoulder, and the two of them stuck together, buy one get one free It's inseparable like sugar.

Li Xian enjoyed Zhuang Ran's boneless appearance very much, which gave him a feeling of being relied on, like a small sapling suddenly whittled down into a walking stick for an old man, able to support his bent waist.

Holding Zhuang Ran's hands crossed on his abdomen, he slowly walked towards the kitchen little by little.

The treated lotus root was lying alone in the basin, and Gu Shaozhang and Gu Shaozhang looked at each other, looking at each other, as if waiting for someone to blow the whistle and shout to start the formal confrontation.

"Uncle Gu, just now you swear that you don't look like someone who can't make glutinous rice root!" Zhuang Ran walked from behind Li Xian to Uncle Gu and said.

Gu Shaozhang knows how to make this dish, because he likes it quite a lot, but stuffing glutinous rice into lotus root is harder for him than a [-]-kilometer cross-country journey.

"Hey, Uncle Gu, aren't you?" Zhuang Ran stood by the pool and washed his hands, grabbed a handful of glutinous rice, pressed it into the lotus root hole over and over again, and pressed it with chopsticks every minute. The lotus root is stuffed, find a toothpick and fix the cut off head back.

"So, no man is perfect. Seeing such a strong man, Uncle Gu won't do such a thing." Zhuang Ran clicked his tongue.

"Then what is your nine perfections?" Li Xian asked.

Zhuang Ran pointed to his face and heart, it was very shameless.

The three men didn't feel any disobedience in the kitchen. Under the influence of Ms. Chen Shuzhen, every time he remembered the rule of Zhuang Ran's family that those who did not work could not eat, Li Xian would help out habitually. This shocked his mother very much. The young lady's circle of friends is full of photos of her son wearing an apron and helping her cook, and her youngest son who is always inseparable from her little son at parties with old plastic flower doors.

The old sisters like to compare when they get together, not because they use more expensive cosmetics and carry better bags, but because they are showing off their own children.Talking to each other without picking up anyone's words is more miraculous than group crosstalk. The self-directed and self-acted dialogue can go on normally. When they were about to part, they also agreed on the time for the next reunion.

They were all home-cooked dishes. When the three men gathered at the table and were about to start, Zhuang Ran took a photo and posted it on Moments. Without words, a picture could blow up a bunch of divers.

The teachers praised it seriously, the roommates commented jokingly, friends from the academic exchanges watched together, and the students left a series of small expressions with deep meaning.

"Uncle Gu, in fact, objectively speaking, your dishes are very well presented." Li Xian picked up a chopstick of bracken, buried it in the rice, and swallowed it. It was too salty.

"Li Xian, as a human being, you should be straightforward." Zhuang Ran put his leg on his boyfriend's lap, shook it, and took a sip of water, "Uncle Gu, this is a very divisive meal I ate. It's time to eat, except that this lotus root is not in your hands, why are the rest so dishonest?"

Gu Shaozhang felt that the taste of the dish was gone, it should be the seasoning pot here, the salt and soy sauce were too salty.

Several people tacitly wiped out the lotus root slices. Gu Shaozhang put down his chopsticks and said, "Let's go downstairs."

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian were waiting for Uncle Gu's amnesty order. They quickly changed their clothes, dumped the dishes on the table into the trash can, and took them downstairs to destroy the corpse.

"Uncle Gu, let's go for skewers. Go to Nangang. They are all food stalls. They are very lively at night. The most important thing is that the skewers are very, very delicious!" Zhuang Ran swallowed, his eyes sparkling.

"Zhuang Ran, I found out that if you sell food on the street, 90% of the people who are fooled will go to your face." Li Xian felt that as long as his boyfriend praised the barbecue so monotonously, all he could believe was true love .

"Uncle Gu, look at this pessimistic one, isn't there still 10% left?" Zhuang Ran's math level plummeted after going to college for more than a year.

Gu Shaozhang looked at his glasses, and Zhuang Ran behind the car had an old look on his face.

"God, those 10% don't want to talk to you at all." Li Xian put his arm on Zhuang Ran's shoulder, and touched Zhuang Ran's earrings indiscriminately.

"No, there is a problem with what you said. 90% of it is aimed at my face. It shouldn't be related to this. 10% is not directed at my face, but at things." Zhuang Ran sideways Turning his face, he reached out and patted Li Xian's waist.

The two argued all the way, and Gu Shaozhang listened all the way.

In fact, Nangang is a famous barbecue street. You can see the green smoke curling up from a long distance, the ten-mile light field, and the noisy and noisy scene.When we approached, there was no shout from the boss to drink, because every family was full.

Rows of wires were ripped out of the house, and the lights were hung on the ropes and nearby treetops like grapes, and the night was like day.

The waiter wished to grow two more legs, holding trays of skewers in his hands. Maybe the boss was reluctant to hire another person, each of whom had a memorable head.Whatever was asked for on that table was brought to the table exactly.

There were too many people, and there were too many people who were drunk and made troubles. The wine bottles crackled like firecrackers, but they failed to win the favor of the people around them.The owners of the shop here are not parallel importers. If you smash a wine bottle, I can smash a box of beer, so all the drunken lunatics have to stay aside and be honest and misfire.

Zhuang Ran walked to Xiaoliu's barbecue stall, asked the waiter to set up a table, and sat down beside him.

The master of the barbecue is a young man in his 20s, wearing a black short-sleeved shirt, with a smudged towel around his neck, and his hands are constantly turning over, with a serious expression, making people think that what he is holding is not skewers, but burning. A piece of precious china.

Li Xian waited here for a long time but no waiter responded, oh, there was only one waiter, who was being scolded by the pestle, the customer was picking his mouth, and the skewers were stained with charcoal dust, even charcoal grilling is unavoidable. The master chefs can't make each stick the same as when it was not baked. In fact, this is deliberately finding fault after drinking too much.

"How the hell did you guys bake it? No JB saw such a big piece of charcoal on the stick. Fuck, you have a b-face to open a shop. Call your boss!" A big man with a gold chain on his waist and tattoos on his arms.

Yo, Zhuang Ran blew the whistle, and finally met a "big brother" with a close-fitting appearance.

The waiter was a little girl, she seemed to be used to this kind of scene, and she didn't show any sign of shrinking back. With a body of 1.5 meters, he showed the momentum of 1.8 meters.

"Oh my god, big brother, what can't you say properly, you keep your mouth shut, you show off all the organs in your body one by one, who guarantees that every skewer is so obedient when it's grilled over charcoal fire? There are one or two who are blind and full of scum, who are about to dive into the fire, and they can't be stopped like moths."

Li Xian covered his mouth with the menu and smiled, the little girl spoke quite aggressively.

Zhuang Ran went straight into the house with the small notebook he had written. The boss was sitting leisurely on a plastic stool, smoking a cigarette and wearing strings.The danger of rolling up your sleeves and fighting immediately outside did not crawl into the house at all.

"Fuck, your uncle's six sons, your little waiter is about to fight with someone, you're still so calm?" Zhuang Ran prepared the skewers, and beckoned the children running all over the room to take them out.

The owner's name is Dong Xiaofei, which has nothing to do with the name of this barbecue restaurant, because it was the same name before the restaurant took over, and he didn't bother to change it, so Xiao Guicao made do with it.

The person on the plastic stool puts on the last string, holds a basin thicker than the oily fat outside, gets up from the ground, and puts the strings into the fresh-keeping cabinet one by one, flicking and missing half of the dying body. Soot, turned around.

"I haven't been here for half a year, why is it still such a dead character." The boss leaned on the refrigerator, stepping on an empty beer box and said.

Zhuang Ran hammered the boss's shoulder, put his hand on the other's shoulder, and pouted outward. "My Uncle Gu is back, but I didn't know you drove it."

The smoke from the boss's mouth fell directly to the ground, Zhuang Ran clicked his tongue and stomped it out with his feet to prevent any signs of fire.

No wonder the boss reacted so strongly, but it’s really nothing. When I was in middle school, the bad students in the high school hooked up with the gangsters in the society, and they often blocked Zhuang Ran, because the female classmate that the boss of No. [-] Middle School fell in love with liked Zhuang Ran. Three good students.It's useless to fight against the enemy, Zhuang Ran is not the one to bow his head.

At that time, the scene where Uncle Gu knocked everyone down in seconds, the boss's hairs stand on end when he thinks about it now. Although he is also a famous ex-gangster himself, compared with Gu Shaozhang, he is far behind.If it is said that there is a rank in fighting, then Gu Shaozhang's force value is directly off the charts.

Although Gu Shaozhang was ten years older than them, in the eyes of a group of ignorant kids, except for the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled, everyone is the same, no matter whether you are 30 or 40 years old.

The boss adjusted his expression and walked out of the shop.

"Long time no see, Uncle Gu." The boss touched his head, like a child who made a mistake, two emotions of embarrassment and anxiety prevailed.

"Ah, it's Xiaofei. I haven't seen you for many years. Why do you still look the same when you see me?" Gu Shaozhang glanced at Dong Xiaofei and said.

"Come on, your table is full!" The little girl was full of fighting power, and the "big brother" from the society just ran away without taking advantage of it.

"Fei, this is the Li Xian I told you about, my boyfriend." Zhuang Ran sat next to Li Xian and introduced, "Li Xian, this is Dong Xiaofei, my friend."

"Hi, I'm Li Xian, Zhuang Ran's boyfriend." Li Xian stretched out his hand and shook the boss.

"Hello, Zhuang Ran said it. You eat first, I'll get busy, call me if I have something to do." The boss walked over to take the trembling iron plate from the waiter.

The crowd was buzzing, and the voices of the three chatting together were instantly drowned out...

The author has something to say:

In fact, I could have done it earlier, but the brain circuit of obsessive-compulsive disorder cannot be understood by others.Yesterday, the computer started to go crazy, and the Microsoft icon on the right mouse button was abnormal. In fact, I can’t use it at all. I usually use WPS, but it’s just awkward. Then I came back today and started to get it back. It took a lot of trouble. , I just realized it. After it was finally done, I started to modify the computer icon again. The icon on my computer was nothing but the recycle bin, and then I changed the icon to an anime picture, and then it was out of control.Then, ah, hurry up and type, tsk, I am in the late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and I am destined to close my eyes.continue tomorrow~