wall jump

Recently, Li Xian's mood has been cloudy. After all, within a hundred miles, there must be no grass growing. Even Qiao Tong, who wanted to explain the unspeakable things between himself and Hao Shuai several times, was clever. Choose to shut up.

"Hey." This was the 24th time Li Xian sighed while lying on the bed.

Ling Xingyu and Zhang Binbin in the dormitory, these two lifelong enemies, did not affect Li Xian's performance of sighing.

Oh, by the way, ever since Li Xian fell in love, Hao Shuai and Qiao Tong broke the ice. I don’t know why the relationship in the dormitory 707 of the brothel has changed from a pentagon centered on Li Xian to a normal and harmonious six people. set up.Qiao Tong has always felt that it was Zhuang male god who influenced them, because since Li Xian and Zhuang Ran fell in love, the frequency of dinners has become more and more frequent. If you are happy, it can become a reason for everyone to have dinner. Over time, the team for dinner has changed from 6+1 to 6+2, 6+3...6+6. A man's relationship starts with a glass of wine. Makes sense.

At that time, Zhuang Ran said that the 707 dormitory in the brothel must not be as good as our Bozhongyuan 1814. Uncle and aunt can't bear it. The people sitting here are pure men who have grown up. Who can bear such arrogant ridicule, so The 707 dormitory was unified like never before, and they were unanimous in taking up the wine glass, except of course, except for Li Xian, who turned his elbow outward.

That night, except for Zhuang Ran and Li Xian who were not drunk, everyone else was like conjoined twins, shoulder to shoulder, helping each other back. The smell of alcohol on their bodies made the mosquitoes slam on the brakes and detour when they saw it. Guan Auntie stayed away from home, regardless of the reason for returning home late, she just wanted to send these restless students back to the dormitory as soon as possible.

Later, the relationship between everyone is no longer a single arrow and a double arrow, but a cobweb of intertwined fields.

The only ones who are stubborn and refuse to change are Ling Xingyu and Zhang Binbin. These two guys have continued to develop mutual hatred into a long-term relationship.

"Hey, let me tell you, dead (four) wood, I went to Xiaobai's class today, and the joke their stomatology teacher told me didn't kill me." Ling Xingyu leaned in front of Zhang Binbin cheaply, also Don't go on, just wait for Zhang Binbin to ask him what the next sentence is.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, half an hour passed, and Zhang Binbin didn't say a word.What to do, Ling Xingyu persistently followed behind, waiting for him to speak.

"Why don't you ask me?" Ling Xingyu was defeated and sighed.

Zhang Binbin looked at his watch, stepped on Ling Xingyu's bed and jumped onto the upper bunk, picked up the diagnostics and looked at it. After 5 minutes, he said slowly, "I said, gorilla, can you stop saying 'I'm talking to you' every time you say that, every time you say that, I can think of our high school seniors in their 50s. Head teacher, every time he calls me to the office, he always starts with this sentence, fuck. Also, you from Shanghai speak such a standard Northeast dialect, have you ever been disgusted by your relatives when you go home? ?” After talking for a while, Zhang Binbin turned two pages of the book, which was mixed with Li Xian's three sighs.

"Let me tell you, why do you always hate me? How can you blame me? Let me tell you, how influential is the Northeast dialect? Take a look at the five Northeast people in this dormitory, just me A foreigner, in less than a week, I became a Northeast native. When I went to the back door to buy things, I could always reply to my aunt, um, thank you for the whole scene. It’s a big deal, Northeast dialect level 5, no, no Fault." In the last few sentences, I deliberately imitated Zhao Si in the large-scale idol rural drama in Northeast China.

Ling Xingyu was successfully diverted by Zhang Binbin.

Zhang Binbin is annoyed by Ling Xingyu's girlfriend Xiaobai. Every time when the aunt comes, they know better than Xiaobai himself, because at this time, Ling Xingyu will be like a small spinning top, giving brown sugar, jujube water, and beering. Hot water, those who don’t know it can think that this is a confinement child, who is forced to do things, and talks a lot. At the beginning, he thought he was from the treasure island of his motherland. Later, he found out after the fellowship associations in various provinces , that girl is a big province of pyramid schemes, except for her good-looking face, he couldn't figure out why this guy fell in love with that girl, what a stupid idiot.

"And then?" Fu Hao took his head out of the bed and asked Ling Xingyu.

God!Here's someone who waited for 35 minutes to hear a joke!OMG!so amazing!

"Ah? What and then." Ling Xingyu, a bastard, forgot why he waited for more than half an hour.

"You, stomatology teacher, what a joke." Li Xian finally came out of his grief, stopped sighing, and kindly reminded him.I am very depressed now, because my boyfriend and his boyfriend Tiezi, good buddy, former first love failed Jiang Boran went out alone again. I really don’t understand whether Jiang Boran’s family has bad feng shui or why people always get sick. It's a minor illness, but it can't be caused by an unformed doctor, tsk, it's really annoying.

Li Xian's little book is full of Jiang Boran's villain with only a skeleton version, but every acupuncture point on his body is covered with acupuncture needles, which looks very scary. If he accidentally loses it, if someone finds it, he will guess that it is a BT murderer Crazy.

Jiang Boran, who was thousands of meters away, stretched his neck, feeling chilly all over.

"Zhuang'er, why does my neck hurt so badly? Sometimes my whole body hurts. Show me quickly." After speaking, he stopped the car by the side of the road.

Zhuang Ran shook his head and sighed: "Fuck, you have a stiff neck yesterday, your neck muscles are so stiff, don't be so high pillow is not good for your cervical spine." Lifting Jiang Boran's arm in the opposite direction Twice in the direction of the door, there were two creaking sounds.

Jiang Boran moved his neck, and it really got better, "Zhuanger, it's so amazing! I'll go, I'll go, is there any female student in your class who is suitable for me, and quickly introduce one to me. In the future, I don't need it if I get sick, have a stiff neck, or have a bone fracture." Don't worry, it's so convenient and easy."

"Fuck off, can you just read to yourself and order it, hurry up and drive, you have to review when you go back at night, and you have the last exam." Zhuang Ran said.

The scene returns to the brothel 707 dormitory.

"Ah, let me tell you, let me tell you, this teacher is a joke. At that time..." Ling Xingyu wanted to give a summary of the past, but was interrupted by Qiao Tong. "Damn, just talk about the most important thing, if you don't talk about it, I will change the channel."

"Why are you so anxious, let me tell you, the teacher said that many sexually transmitted diseases, such as genital warts and syphilis, will manifest in the mouth, and then he encountered a highly suspicious patient, and asked the students he was leading at the time in the case It says 'Ye You Shi'." Ling Xingyu looked up at everyone's reactions, and listened very seriously.Then he said, "Do you know the three words?"

"Hey? Are you still going to fight in the field? It's so OPEN." Regal, who is full of yellow fuel, is really uneducated.

The rest of the dormitory, with Li Xian as the main one, sighed in unison. Hooligans are not to be feared, but they are only afraid that hooligans are educated.

"Lord, can you stop practicing medicine in the future, it's too harmful to people." Zhang Binbin said while flipping through the book.

"Don't worry, in order to harm others, I'm sure..." Fu Hao took his head out of the bed again.

"Review with me well?" Zhang Binbin asked.

"No, I want my son to inherit his father's business and take over my father's company that sells fake medicines." The rich man waved his hand and said.

Regal's father's company is actually a very serious biotechnology research and development company. Rich has always been in charge of such a high-profile company selling fake drugs. From his mouth, everyone is worried that one day his father will know that his son defines his company in this way. , will hang him up, mixed doubles for three days and three nights.

"Hey, let me tell you, there's no way to tell the follow-up jokes. The student and our local tyrants reflected that it was actually two points of water metallurgy and gold, no, it was that metallurgy." Ling Xingyu was very impressed with the effect of this joke. I didn't look forward to it at all, I had been waiting for Zhang Binbin for so long in vain.

"Why is that Ye?" Fu Hao still has a persistent spirit of seeking knowledge.

"He Laiya is a wanderer, gentle and purple in the village. We met each other in the pear orchard, and since then the flowers have withered and died." Hao Shuai was extremely speechless for his friend, and had to explain.

"Oh, so it's a fake character, doesn't that still have the same meaning." Fu Hao stretched out his head again, and said with his hands on his chin.

"Lord, you can understand?" Li Xian felt that he almost didn't know his roommate who had been with him for almost two semesters.

"Hao, can we stop talking with our heads, you lie on the bed, as long as we are in this dormitory, we can hear your voice." Zhang Binbin really couldn't bear Fu Hao's words, stretching his head once It looks like it feels like feeding chickens, just probe when you give some food.

"When I was in high school, I got the highest score in Chinese in our class. When we took medical ancient Chinese class, every time I translated well, I just didn't understand those diseases. Medicine limited my imagination and delayed a year. The birth of a great master in the literary world." Fu Hao followed Zhang Binbin's suggestion and murmured obediently with his head on the pillow.

"Tonight's lovesickness debt." Li Xian didn't choke his throat, and sang the soft, graceful, elegant and long-lasting Kunqu opera with his unique metallic voice, and the last word "debt" was repeated a thousand times.

"I rely on"

"Let's rely on"

"Hold"

"yo"

"hehe"

This is the reflection of the five people in the dormitory after listening to this sentence. From this, we can distinguish the strength from the high and the low. It is still incomparable with Zhuang Ran and his dormitory. First of all, this formation lost half.

"Xianzi, haven't you performed your first song in our dormitory yet? What's the matter? Come one." Qiao Tong suggested.

Li Xian sat on the bed and looked down, all 10 pairs of eyes were sharp, even Hao Shuai, the big ice ball, was about to melt, it seemed that he couldn't escape this time, he jumped out of the bed with his guitar and hooked the chair , with his right leg casually placed on his left leg, leaning against the chair, hugging the guitar, closing his eyes, strumming the strings with his right hand, soft notes flowing from his fingertips, and singing lightly:

March wind

Blowing green willows in June

with you

through the whole summer

rain in june

Chrysanthemums dyed yellow in September

陪 你 一起

ushered in another autumn

rehash the past

a glass of old wine

by his side

how many

misery

I also know

no big problem

but i still

can't look at it calmly

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Li Xian took down the guitar, put it beside him, straightened his legs, and opened his eyes.

The people in the dormitory did not expect that Li Xian would not open his mouth so easily, and the opening was an impromptu song.

"Whoever has a cigarette, give me one." Li Xian asked while sitting on the chair.

"Fuck, Xianzi, you actually smoke?" Qiao Tong, Li Xian's senior buddy, said that he had never seen Li Xian smoke. I haven't participated in it before, how come I still hide such a skill in college!

"You guys usually smoke less, why are you so uncooperative when you smoke second-hand smoke?" Li Xian clicked his tongue.

Fu Hao threw an unopened box of Changbaishan Xiangkui from the bedside and came over. Li Xian skillfully unpacked the outer package, tapped the bottom of the box with his index finger, and freed up a cigarette.

"Hey, let me tell you, isn't the rich man with such a high configuration supposed to be the Yellow Crane Tower Gold Brick or a Panda? Why are you so picky? Give this to Brother Xian?" Ling Xingyu said.

"Fuck you, I've always smoked cigarettes since I knew how to smoke. I'm the type who sticks to green pine. How about it?" Fu Hao threw the pillow under his body onto Ling Xingyu's head opposite him.

"Lighter, ah~ I'm going to die, I won't even give you a fire if I smoke a cigarette." Li Xian turned back to stare at the rich man again.

"No, Xianzi, use mine. I'm afraid that Hao will give you 2 yuan each." Qiao Tong thinks that Fu Hao's cigarettes can't be equipped with any high-end lighters.

"I'll go, why don't you die." Regal stood up and took out his limited edition ZIPPO lighter from the hanger.

Except for Hao Shuai, a good friend, several people in the dormitory were shocked by the local tyrant's lighter.

"Damn, what do you think, a local tyrant, using a 10,000+ lighter to smoke cigarettes worth tens of dollars." Zhang Binbin said he couldn't understand.

The few people seemed to have been beaten to death, chatting around the rich man's lighter.

Li Xian walked out of the dormitory smoking a cigarette, bowed his head and sent Qiao Tong a WeChat message, telling him that he would not be coming back at night and went out for a stroll.

After leaving the dormitory, Li Xian walked towards his car with a cigarette in his mouth, squinting his eyes.

"Don't move, robbery!" With a hard object on his waist, Li Xian didn't even stop smoking.

"I only have this little sincerity all over my body. If you want it, take it." After speaking, she let go of her body and approached the arms of the person behind her.

"Fuck, baby, is this how you treat robbers?" Of course the robber behind him was Zhuang Ran.

Li Xian didn't speak. He pointed at the rear view mirror. After taking the last puff of his cigarette, he extinguished it. He popped the cigarette with his index finger and threw it into the trash can far away.

Long range, floating shots, goals, beautiful threes.

"Fuck, why is my boyfriend smoking? It's rare." Zhuang Ran hugged Li Xian from behind, and the two leaned against the car door, Zhuang Ran kissed Li Xian's ear and asked.

Li Xian broke away Zhuang Ran's hand from his waist, turned around and pressed Zhuang Ran on the car, put one hand on the roof of the car, and hugged Zhuang Ran's waist with the other, pulling him towards him.

"Fuck, baby, are you planning to force kiss live? Then tomorrow's school post will be full of posts like 'Shock! Two men were surprised to appear under the brothel in the middle of the night, staged a restricted plot!'" Zhuang Ran raised his eyebrows. , said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

"So what?" Li Xian didn't smile, but pressed down again, and kissed Zhuang Ran's collarbone fiercely.

Zhuang Ransi breathed a sigh of relief, shit, what kind of madness is this, it hurts to death, fuck me.He can probably guess the reason for Li Xian's abnormality, he has been neglecting his boyfriend recently, tsk, really, he is very jealous.

"Bite, keep biting, do you want me to cheer you up?" Zhuang Ran lowered his head and said with his hands down, his voice was nasal and it really hurt.

"Get in the car." Li Xian pulled up Zhuang Ran's collar, bowed his head and kissed him lightly.

"Why don't you call me when you're here?" Li Xian said after closing the car door.

Zhuang Ran touched Li Xian's chin, pinched his face, and said into his eyes, "Because I just heard your guitar and your singing."

The windows are always open in summer, and Li Xian's dormitory is close to the roadside, so he can hear clearly from downstairs.

"Are you a fool?" Zhuang Ran put his arms around Li Xian's neck and pressed his lips to it.

Li Xian has been feeling depressed recently, because this kiss disappeared in smoke, jealousy, entanglement and worry, he didn't know where the dead body was for a long time.

Li Xian reached out and hugged Zhuang Ran to sit on his body. Zhuang then leaned on the steering wheel with his back. There was no way to retreat, so he could only press his whole body on Li Xian.

This time, no one gave in to each other, you fought over each other, and lit fires everywhere.From the lips to the ears, it is a combat zone, and finally rests on the collarbone to cushion, sucking repeatedly, Li Xian uncovered Zhuang Ran's short sleeves, and rubbed Zhuang Ran's back fiercely with his hands from below, he didn't know what he wanted What to grab.

Zhuang Ran straddled Li Xian's body, holding Li Xian's head with both hands, and he could feel the changes in Li Xian beneath him.For a moment, both of them stopped moving.

Li Xian hugged Zhuang Ran's waist with both hands, buried his face in Zhuang Ran's chest, and relaxed.

"Damn it, the operation method of losing blood like this, I feel sorry for the two of us if we don't do anything." Zhuang Ran smiled and got off Li Xian's lap.

Sitting on the co-pilot, Zhuang Ran glanced under Li Xian, and said, "Young man, your concentration is not very good?"

Li Xian looked at Zhuang Ran's important position with his long and narrow peach eyes. It seemed that he was not much better than him, and they were all at the age of burning.

"Boyfriend, do you want to practice what I said that day?" Li Xian started the car, turned around, and drove out of the campus.

Zhuang Ran recalled the shameless words that Li Xian said at that time: When can we not just eat noodles.

Seeing Li Xian parked the car next to the old house supermarket, Zhuang Ran knew what Li Xian bought without even thinking about it. Fuck, this is too shameless, ah, all kinds of restricted-level pictures that I have seen in my mind , this, this, fuck, a little nervous.

Neither of the two had any experience in actual exercises before. They were talking on paper, and suddenly they were about to go to the battlefield. They always felt that the equipment was not sophisticated enough, and the technology was not good enough.

Seeing Li Xian coming from outside, Zhuang Ran had the urge to get out of the car and run away, but before he could throw away his armor and escape, Li Xian turned around and sat in the car, shaking the two blue glasses in his hand. box.

"Fuck, Li Xian, I just found out that you are so shameless today." Zhuang Ran snatched it up and looked at the green, silky smooth...Damn it, Zhuang Ran almost hit Li Xian like a hot potato. obvious face.

In the carriage, invisible war drums beat on the hearts of the two of them, thump, thump, and the war was about to break out.

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