wall jump

After Li Xian finished that passage yesterday, the relationship between the two of them has somewhat changed slightly. At least they did what Li Xian said that a normal "boyfriend and girlfriend" should do when they are in a relationship, but they didn't arrive. The degree of smelly shameless.

Ring ring ring... ring ring ring...

Zhuang Ran buried his face in the pillow, turned over, closed his eyes, hooked back the pillow No. [-] kicked to the side of the bed with his feet, and pressed it to his ears, which did not slow down the thriving alarm at all.

"Fuck me", Zhuang Ran muttered, using his shoulders to prop up the weight of his whole body, he sat up successfully, the posture was only three seconds, and the whole person fell back on the bed with the quilt on.

Zhuang Ran's posture is actually very difficult, with two shoulders on the bed, his head half sunk in the pillow, his buttocks sitting on his lap, and after a slow motion of about 2 minutes, he turned half a circle and moved his face to the head of the bed. His eyebrows were twisted into a twist, he opened one eye, and looked resentfully at the white egg-shaped tumbler alarm clock beside the bed.

If the eyes can be materialized, the white egg alarm clock at this time has already been delayed 108 times by Zhuang Ran's eyes, and a plate of scrambled eggs can be served on the table.

Zhuang Ran touched the egg alarm clock on the bedside table with his left hand. After taking it and studying it for a long time, he didn't find where the switch was. Tsk, why don't you just buckle the battery? Zhuang Ran didn't know where to start.

Fighting wits with an alarm clock in the early morning, the drowsiness has long since disappeared. Finally, I found the setting lever of the alarm clock and turned the red pointer from 7 to 6.

Ah~ It's finally quiet.

Zhuang Ran still wanted to lie on the bed and continue to finish the unfinished dream just now. After a long time of brewing, he continued to catch up. Hey, he couldn't fall asleep.

Zhuang Ran picked up the egg alarm clock again, looked carefully at the dial, and found a shocking bug!

The scale of the two numbers of this alarm clock is actually 7 dots! 6 spaces!

Could it be that the books I have read for so many years are fake?

I took a picture of the alarm clock, zoomed in, and counted again, 1, 2, ... 7, that's right, 7 points and 6 scales.

Fuck, what the hell is going on?

"Boy friend, you're so early in the morning, why are you still playing counting?" Li Xian hugged the pillow. In fact, Li Xian woke up when Zhuang Ran turned over. He just wanted to see how the male god turned off the alarm clock. Move forward.

Zhuang Ran shook the egg alarm clock in his hand, "Honey, how do you usually use this egg to tell the time?" Zhuang Ran poked the egg.

Li Xian took the alarm clock and said with a smile: "Boyfriend, you can't look through the crack of the door, look at the clock, look at the clock flat, my ball is still very useful."

Zhuang Ran snatched the alarm clock and clicked his tongue: "Who cares about it?" He picked up his phone, opened the photo album, and sent the pictures to Li Xian. "It's already flat, do I need to look at it through the crack of the door, fuck."

Li Xian turned on the phone, zoomed in on the picture and looked at it. Zhuang Ran also marked the small arrows. This scale is 6, not the regular 5. It's a bit unbelievable. This shock is definitely no less than that of Zhuang Ran.

"Boyfriend, you've been observing too carefully. I haven't noticed it since I bought it for so long." Li Xian planned to ask the customer service what the reason for this alarm clock was to design six spaces.

"Did you never count the number one by one when looking at the time, and just approximate it." Zhuang Ran stood up, opened the curtains, and stretched.

Li Xian didn't deny it. In fact, he wanted to tell Zhuang Ran that he didn't even bother to count, so he just multiplied by 5 depending on where the minute hand was.

Their building is an old building. Standing in front of the window, as long as they are not near-sighted, they can see everything on the opposite balcony at a glance. If their eyes are better, they can probably see how many whiskers there are on the black cat squatting next to the birdcage opposite. .

"Boyfriend, I just asked the customer service, and they said that the two extra large dots are fluorescent, and they are used to tell the time at night. The design is designed like this. The scale on it is not used to tell the time, but to set it. For the alarm clock, one blank is 10 minutes, and six blanks is one hour." Li Xian went over and closed the curtains, took Zhuang Ran's arm and returned to the bed.

The two squatted by the bed, their heads covered in the quilt, and the egg alarm clock had 12 scales, which were green, and the hour and minute hands were also fluorescent.

"Damn it, did the customer service tell you to get used to it, look at the watch and not the scale, tsk, imagination makes me speechless." Zhuang Ran opened the quilt and said.

"That's what the customer service really said. I think if you're like this, you'll definitely give me a hard time about this scale." Li Xian imitated Zhuang Ran's tone. , with your scale, it’s just a decoration.”

"Fuck, showman, it's rare, it's a lot of swearing, it's enjoyable." Zhuang Ran joked.

"Tsk, isn't this full of voice and emotion? By the way, just now Miaomiao told me on WeChat that they will arrive at the main entrance of our school around 8:30. We probably won't be able to have breakfast, so let's take two pieces of chocolate." Li Xian looked at it Look at your phone, it's 7:50, hurry up.

It's almost the end of the final exam, and the elective courses are basically finished in class, and the two of them basically have no classes on weekends.

When Li Xian parked his car downstairs in the dormitory, he happened to bump into Tiezi Qiao Tong and Hao Shuai!

Thunder rolls!

Why are these two old enemies walking together?

The rich and good friends are not here!

The little follower, Ling Xingyu, was not there either!

Qiao Tong looked up and met Li Xian's gaze, "Yo, Xianzi, this is the first time, since I have our Zhuang male god, I can still see you on weekends." Qiao Tong said with a smile.

Hao Shuai had heard Zhuang Ran's name from his dormitory population, and he probably knew that he was Li Xian's boyfriend.The boy standing next to Li Xian and Li Xian were wearing couple outfits.

If Zhuang Ran could hear Hao Shuai's imagination, he would tell him very seriously that this is Li Xian's buy one get one free shopping habit, two big boys are not stupid enough to wear a couple outfit.

But the brainwaves of the two were not on the same channel, so they missed it.

Hao Shuai continued to look at Zhuang Ran, standing next to Li Xian, about the same height, with big eyes, very individual hairstyle, with a little chirp on the top of his head, a bit like a young version of Odagiri Joe.If he hadn't known that Zhuang Ran was also a student of their school, and that he was a top student in a national treasure-level traditional Chinese medicine class, Hao Shuai would have thought that he was a starlet from some film and television academy.

It was also the first time for Zhuang Ran to know that this strange face he had seen often was Li Xian's roommate.He is a little shorter than himself, about the same height as Lu Guang, his body is small, his face is cold, and he feels the cold wind when he gets close to him, his complexion is quite fair, tsk, I have seen 50% of it so white, and the remaining 50% % can't go anywhere.

Not!It wasn't until Zhuang Ran saw the rich man, the roommate who lowered the average skin color level of the dormitory, that he realized how wrong he was.

In the team of little swans, there will always be a little black duckling.

"Qiao Tong, you have met last time. This is Hao Shuai from our dormitory." Li Xian said.

Oh, Li Xian recalled the relationship diagram of the dormitory that Li Xian sent to himself when we first met, and confirmed it, in the lower right corner, the game teammates.

"Hello, Zhuang Ran." Zhuang Ran felt that with the size of their school and the speed at which the news spread, there was probably no need to introduce the next sentence. I am Li Xian's boyfriend.

"Hello, Hao Shuai." -20℃ said his name with ice balls.

It is estimated to take 10 minutes, the dialogue is nothing new, and the single loops.

At the time of parting, Li Xian quietly asked Qiao Tong what was going on, Qiao Tong sighed, the child has a long story to say, and I will talk about it later when I have a chance.

Li Xian felt that the future might not be too far away. If he read correctly, the pendant on Hao Shuai's neck was left to him by Qiao Tong's deceased grandma, and he hadn't left it for many years.

Now Qiao Tong's neck is bare, oh no, there is still a white mark around it.There is an extra tattoo less than one centimeter behind the ear. I can't tell what pattern or letter it is, but it feels like it has something to do with Hao Shuai.

Sure enough, it's been a long time since I paid attention to the dynamics of the dormitory, have I neglected my iron for too long, tsk, after a while, the dormitory will be happy and harmonious.

After parting the two, Zhuang Ran and Li Xian stood outside the school gate and waited for Liu Miao.

I don't know if it's because their school name has a "Chinese medicine" in it, or because the school's school ethos is conservative, and the fortune-telling masters outside the school are much more special.

A picture of Zhouyi Liuyao and Eight Diagrams is placed on the ground. The masters wear cloth shoes, long beards, and white eyebrows as standard outfits. Zhuang Ran feels that some of them must have eyebrows that were connected back and hair that was dyed back. The creases are all made up.

Look at this year, they are so dedicated to bluffing and deceiving.

"Ahem, girl, I see that your seal is black, and a disaster is approaching recently, I don't know..." The old magic stick continued to flicker, but was interrupted by the girl's mouth.

"This is the ashes I rubbed just now. You kindly reminded me, and I also kindly remind you. If you have nothing to do, go to the hospital and you will be there after walking 50 meters. I hear your voice is a bit wrong. Is it every day?" Always sweating when you sleep at night?" the girl said.

The old magic stick grabbed the girl's hand and asked excitedly if he had some serious illness. The girl waved her hand, pointed to the hospital and left with the girl beside her.

When passing by Zhuang Ran, another girl asked how she saw it, and the one who reminded her should be the students of their school.

"We've seen this a lot. Give me some money and explain it, and everything will be fine. The beard is all crooked, and it doesn't look big at first glance. I'm pretending to be a ghost, and my dark circles are so dark, so I don't even need a mirror." I took a picture of myself, and met my aunt on the Internet, looking for death, my sister's medical license is not for nothing, I guess I played Dafa last night, there is something mysterious, scare him... "

The two gradually drifted away, and the old god stick put away the stall in a panic and went to the hospital.

Zhuang Ran and Li Xian were stunned for a moment, then laughed.

You have to be careful when setting up a stall in their school. These seniors are not easy to mess with. A Chinese medicine doctor is half a fairy.

"Show, you are a god." Liu Miao walked over from behind the two of them, and the one beside her was probably her aunt, who looked a lot like Liu Miao, both of whom were beauties.

"Hello, aunt." Li Xian and Zhuang Ran said in unison.

Aunt Liu Miao greeted the two and entered the hospital together.

While waiting outside the door for Aunt Liu Miao to check, Li Xian asked, "Miaomiao, where is your monitor? Didn't you also come to our hospital to see if there is anything you can do to help."

"He stopped the car, hey, here we come! This is the class monitor!" Liu Miao waved at the boy who came in from the door.

Zhuang Ran was stunned when he saw the boy coming in from the door, and he didn't even notice that Li Xian had glanced at him several times.

When the boy who came in from outside the door saw Zhuang Ran, his footsteps stopped, and his expression was in disbelief.

"Zhuang Ran!"

"Bo Ran!"

Neither of them moved, there was a distance of one meter between them, and they looked at each other from afar.

Li Xian and Liu Miao didn't expect that these two people knew each other, not just acquaintances, but old acquaintances, because the circles of their eyes were red.

The author has something to say:

Tomorrow will continue, there is only one day left in this year, and I will try to make 2018 more worry-free, and the child I took away will not be so stupid, so I decided to read more~~~