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If the main text of Yunjuanshanhe is a story of a group of smart people, then the story of a group of mentally retarded people is the story of Fanwai.

Bai Xiangying: Damn they are mentally retarded

Explanation in advance: In the era of Yao, Shang, Shang and A Jiansan, the Cang father sharpened his sword and rushed to Jiyang, and the sixth emperor, Yu Lie, Qin Shihuang, had not yet swept Liuhe, so I don’t know the setting of Changge and I have never experienced lightness kung fu 2.0. In Shang’s impression, the Tang Sect is still the Tang Sect that flies high, and Tiance is still the Tiance that can’t fly high. This article is just to commemorate Jian San back then and make everyone laugh—the real reason is that the author has not Taking medicine, I don't want to continue the text.

In terms of setting, the background of the swordsman martial arts world is not the background of online games. Everyone can have multiple schools, and remember to change clothes when switching careers.

Today I can see all the warblers and willows, and the spring of the coming year will be full of Yangzhou City.

Even in the midsummer, Yangzhou still had a cool breeze blowing on the face, sitting next to a tree in Yijing, watching people come and go, shoulder to shoulder, and the second young master in his arms was still sleeping soundly, so he opened the Datang post newspaper at hand with peace of mind.

"Huh~"

Yijing heard this laziness, and secretly screamed that it was not good, subconsciously put away the Datang post newspaper in his hand, but unexpectedly came a step late, seeing the second young master's fist pass through the Datang post newspaper and hit his chin, the pain was so painful grimace in pain.

Li Changming is the second young master who has a weird way of getting up.

Every time he wakes up, he has to stretch suddenly.

There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that Li Changming is superb in martial arts and kills people with his eyes closed without blinking. Some people wanted to sneak attack and kill him while he was asleep, but they didn't expect to be beaten by him with a lazy waist.

But in the calm days, those who are lazy and suffer can only be a leisurely scene in the same bed.

After hearing about this, Nan Rong Xingcheng asked, "How do you blink when you close your eyes and kill someone?"

Yijing looked at the 78 and [-] pieces of the fragmented Datang post newspaper in his hand, but did not answer.

"How long have I slept?"

"Exactly one hour." Yijing casually threw the newspaper behind him.

"Oh", Chang Ming nodded, picked up his light sword and heavy sword, turned to Yijing and said, "It's time for me to attend the Famous Sword Conference, and I'll come back to you in three hours."

Talking about stepping on bamboo and trees, he turned over the gate of Yangzhou City with a few thumps of Qinggong.

Bored and bored, Yijing went to buy another copy of Datang Post Newspaper.

Ye Ruoyun, who was selling newspapers, saw his chin was purple, and greeted him cordially: "Master, buy another newspaper to bandage it!"

"Let's go to the Famous Sword Conference." Yijing said to Xingcheng.

Xing Sheng, who was looking at the scenery, looked back at him.

"Li Changming lost his temper with you?" Xing Sheng was puzzled.

"No."

"So he hit you?" Xing Sheng was even more curious.

"This is an accidental injury!"

"Could it be that he set fire to your house?" Xing Sheng began to speculate wildly.

"What and what!"

"Could it be that he still beats your whole family?" Xing Sheng actually felt that this answer was also believable.

Yijing shot him and seriously wounded him.

"Sure enough, as I expected, you must have other thoughts in your heart, boredom and pain, otherwise why are you here? Master, as a human being, the most important thing is to be happy. Even if you are unhappy, don't make everyone unhappy..."

"Is there anything wrong with participating in the Famous Sword Conference?" Yijing shot down Xing Sheng who was adjusting his breath.

"There is nothing wrong with participating in the Famous Sword Conference, but there is nothing wrong with you coming to me to participate in the Famous Sword Conference."

Yijing is the leader of the gang, and Xing Sheng is the deputy leader of the gang, responsible for commanding the secret realm of martial arts and the battlefield, two serious people.

The usual command style can be described as the same, they are all "hanging, jumping", "a team going to the southeast", "killing milk", such concise and concise words have led the gang to achieve important achievements.

But even Li Changming was unwilling to sign up for the Famous Sword Conference with them.

As long as they are together, they chat.

Originally, when Xingsheng commanded the secret realm, he would only say: "Hang on Fuyao, jump."

Afterwards, Yijing came to join in the fun, and Xingcheng's command became: "All departments are ready to go, Chunyang can hang on the ladder and cloud, Tangmen can fly birds by themselves, but those who can transform butterflies can't, Tibetan sword can control Yuquan by itself, oh, forget to shout You jumped."

Group off.

That year, Yijing and Xingsheng participated in the Famous Swords Tournament for two-on-two, Tiance and Jianchun.

The first battle was not good, because the opposite was Li Changming and Tian Ce Bai Xiangying.

"Why are you together?" Yijing shouted to the other corner of the map.

"When we met on the road, we just went together." Bai Xiangying replied.

"Chang Ming, if we have something to say, let's talk about it. There is no need to come up and fight. It's not good. Once you fight, others will say that you are domestic violence." Yijing persuaded.

Chang Ming quietly said to Bai Xiangying: "Injure him seriously first."

Just when Bai Xiangying was completely moved by Chang Ming's righteous killing of relatives, Xing Sheng over there answered the words calmly: "Whoever said he was violent at home, he will beat him again."

"If you hit someone, you will be gossiped by the gang." Yijing deeply agreed.

"Speaking irresponsibly will inevitably lead to fights." Xing Cheng was worried together.

"The fight ended in fragmentation." Yijing frowned.

"Torn apart leads to wasted effort." Xing Sheng Wangtian sighed.

Talking is talking, the beginning is still here, but there is no one on the other side.

Before they talked about the overthrow of the Tang Dynasty, Bai Xiangying took Changming and left the top of Huashan Mountain. This earth-shattering battle of ghosts and gods came to an end with Yijing's team winning the first battle.

In their second match, they met Jing Yu, He Lianxian, Qing Yu, Chun Gu Liang Yi Qing.

Learning from Li Changming's lesson, they unanimously decided to kill them as soon as they went up, not to give their gang leaders and deputy gang leaders a chance to breathe.

War is imminent.

"He Lianxian rushed over! I'll go first!" Yijing turned around and ran away.

"I didn't hit you again!!" Xing Sheng was still practicing Tai Chi to swallow the sun and the moon.

"She's scaring me!" Yijing ran back cautiously, looked left and right, tried every means to throw a dragon arrow from one side of the pillar to the other side of the pillar, but He Lianxianqing on the opposite side didn't offer to let him look over Opportunity.

"Don't think about riding the dragon's arrow anymore! Gu Liang Yiqing! Gu Liang Yiqing is going to five directions! Xing Cheng saw Gu Liang Yiqing rubbing his way out from the pillar and shouted: "She's free, she's free! "

Gu Liang Yiqing was so frightened by the sound that she lost her face, turned her head and yelled softly at He Lianxian: "We are here!"

Yijing, who had avoided encountering the end of the five directions over there, also shouted: "We are on our side!"

"No way, no way, I'll blow up!" Xing Sheng raised his hand and made a move to unite people and swords.

He Lianxian had a dazed expression on his face, and the chance to kill Yijing with a cannonball was shouted down by several people just like that.

This world is really unreasonable.

What makes Gu Liang Yiqing collapse is that this is not all.

In the middle of a famous sword competition, everyone was waiting for the output of the roar, and Xing Sheng was still dying after watching Yijing open the mountain.

"Run quickly! She's about to be sealed!"

"Enclosed?!" He Lianxian was slightly taken aback by these words, but Gu Liang Yiqing heard the question as a statement, and immediately gave Yijing a gossip. ,

"She blocked it, she blocked it!" Xing Sheng hurriedly ran over to save the scene, "I told you that she would block it!"

Yijing put down the gun slowly, and looked at him with concern: "But am I not Tiance?"

"I really didn't expect Nanrong Xingcheng to be so cunning, causing me to make several mistakes, which shows how deep his scheming is and how much nonsense he talks about."

Later, because of the need of three-on-three, they pulled Li Changming, and that day was very exciting.

"Bai Xiangying struck thunder!" Yijing said that he also struck one.

Chang Ming was beating someone silently.

"Qu Liying threw me Gu again!" Xing Cheng ran after Qu Liying.

Chang Ming was beating someone silently.

"Ye Ruoyun is gone! Hit her sister!" Yijing shouted to the other two.

"Why are you swearing?" Xing Sheng said lightly.

"I'm asking you to beat her sister." Yijing explained patiently.

Chang Ming was beating someone silently.

"Huh? When did Luo Jianghong lie down?" Yijing looked around.

"I accidentally cursed to death just now." Xing Sheng said without turning his head.

"That should be the one who scolded me to death." Yijing retorted.

Chang Ming was beating someone silently... Finally he couldn't take it anymore and replied: "I beat you!"

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From then on, Chang Ming refused to participate in the famous sword competition with the two of them.

"You are a small belly in the Cangjian Villa. No one beats you at all. Of course you are not in a hurry." Yijing said straightforwardly.

"You sleep on the beam tonight." Chang Ming stretched out his hand and rubbed his slightly sore intestines.

"I was wrong."

11

In order to change their minds and start a new life, Yijing and Xingsheng had to seriously discuss the issues between them.

"We chatted when we got together, but we were normal after we separated." Yijing said seriously.

"Yes, this means that when two people chat, one must have 'talk' and the other must have 'chat', and only when they meet can they chat!" Xing Sheng nodded in agreement.

"The pronunciation of 'hua' is the same as that of 'hua', and the pronunciation of 'chao' is the same as that of 'chao', this is..." Yijing seemed to understand something.

"Drawing the ground is a prison!" Xing Cheng suddenly realized.

"And 'painting the ground as a prison' generally refers to one person's affairs." Yijing thought thoughtfully

"This shows... our team can't have two output! It can only be one!" Xing Sheng praised their discussion.

Cheng Jing: "My brother's mental retardation."

Chang Ming: "Brother's mental retardation."

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According to the result of the discussion, Yijing decided to let Xingsheng change into Wanhuagu's clothes for treatment.

"Why me?" Xing Sheng objected.

"I have lived in the Southwest for so many years, and I can only wear the clothes of the five poisons for treatment. Changming sees my bare breasts and legs. Is there any way for you to survive?"

Xing Sheng couldn't refute.

I have to say that although the discussion was messy, the result was surprisingly effective. There was no more chattering accident in their famous sword meeting.

Because they never saw each other again in the competition field of the Famous Sword Conference.

13

Xing Cheng cleared his mind, and Yi Jing was shocked.

In that scene, Bingxin Gu Xiaowu brought Huajian Lu Yichuan to the stage aggressively.

The war just started, Xing Cheng was chased by Huajian Lu Yichuan and ran all over the place, while Gu Xiaowu and Yijing had already fought together.

The result of the output contest was that Yijing narrowly won. Seeing his lack of energy and blood, Yijing decided to immediately find the healer Xingsheng, and deal with Lu Yichuan by the way.

However, what surprised him was that he rode his horse around the Tianshan Ice Breaking Valley, but he still couldn't find where Xing Cheng was going, nor could he find where Lu Yichuan, who was led away by Xing Cheng, was going.

This is awkward.

Yijing waited and waited for no one to come until the time expired, because he failed to seriously injure Lu Yichuan and lost due to the amount of damage.

14

Yijing asked Xingcheng, "Where did you go?"

Xing Sheng: "It's in the Ice Fragment Valley of the Tianshan Mountains."

Yijing: "But why can't I find you?"

Xing Sheng: "You can ask Lu Yichuan for verification."

According to Lu Yichuan's credible confession, he did chase and beat Xing Sheng in the Ice Breaking Valley of the Tianshan Mountains.

15

Yijing went to line up in peace.

He never expected that since Xingsheng became a healer, he could only see Xingsheng outside the arena, and he would never find where Xingsheng was during the fight, so that the Lu Yichuan incident repeated itself.

Yijing felt his heart cool down.

So he put on the clothes of the five poisons, and Xingcheng continued to be his swordsman—from then on, Xingcheng never saw Yijing again in the arena.

When Xing Cheng looked at the empty Leshan Giant Buddha Grotto, but couldn't find Yi Jing everywhere, he finally understood Yi Jing's mood.

"Are you really in the Leshan Giant Buddha Cave?" Xing Sheng asked Yijing.

"I'm really, trying my best to drive away the opponent's output." Yijing replied.

Xing Cheng felt his heart was cold.

Bai Xiangying: "They are all mentally retarded."

The new book "The Lonely King" is being serialized, click on the author's column to find it, and put a brief introduction:

Male favored emperor X accepts, male favored emperor X accepts, male favored emperor X accepts;

It is not considered a real palace fighting essay, the main line is always in the process of power struggle between the emperor and the nobles;

Ancient ABO overhead background;

set up:

1. A: Xingzhu, B: Hesheng, O: Jiangyuan;

2. Jiangyuan still has estrus, but there is no mark, so one Jiangyuan can have multiple Xingzhu (Xingzhu is attacking, Jiangyuan is receiving);

3. Social status: Jiangyuan>Hesheng>Xingzhu, in order to ensure the purity of the royal bloodline and avoid the occurrence of being a happy father, the emperor must have children by himself, so if there is Jiangyuan with strong fertility among the emperor's children, priority will be given Be established as the heir (the status of accepting is higher than attacking);

4. If the child born to the emperor is Jiang Yuan, the whole country celebrates it;

5. Weaken the difference between men and women, emphasizing offense and shou (attack: Junren, Shou: Qingzi, so the emperor's male favorite is also called Chongjun), and parents are only used to represent male and female gender (such as: father, father, etc.);

6. The emperor is a shou (self-proclaimed: Zhen), and the harem raises a gong (servant shou). Except for the king (self-proclaimed: solitary), other gongs have no difference in status;

7. Most of the characters in this article come from the "Yunjuan Mountains and Rivers" written by me before, but there will be differences in the characters, which can be regarded as the story of the next life of the protagonist group of "Yunjuan Mountains and Rivers";

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Forgot to mention, because of the extra food on Saturday night, I will not be back on Monday!See you on Wednesday everyone!