If you don't want to be gay today, start driving

Jiang Qin is basically the type who talks too much in bed.

It’s okay to be ashamed of your posture, but you must speak out to make people ashamed of modern warfare, and you will not be tired from the beginning to the end, your body will not be tired, your mouth will not be tired, and everything you say is farting.

Men are really two-faced in bed.

Thousand noodles pie.

For fun, you can say any kind of nonsense.

Of course, I also have this kind of virtue, but this does not prevent me from scolding Jiang Qin.

He didn't wear a condom, but he insisted on getting it inside!really too much 1

I slapped him on the head, "Are you a goldfish?"

Jiang Qin was taken aback, "Huh? Why?"

"Seven seconds of memory, didn't you tell me not to keep it in it? Why do you want to..."

Unexpectedly, I couldn't say it out loud. I didn't expect that I still felt ashamed, and I was very surprised at myself.

Of course, I also know that speaking now will be very strange, because Jiang Qin hasn't gone out yet, and his posture is very eye-catching.

Every time I push him, he deliberately humiliates me...

"That's it." Jiang Qin lowered his head and wanted to kiss me again, "I can't help it....Be careful next time."

It's all fart, and I'm a fool if I believe him again.

As he said it, he couldn't help it, and Jiang Qin reacted again...just followed the posture just now and started again.

Huh, man.

Later I wanted to scold him and hit him, but I was so tired that I fell asleep.

It's not that Jiang Qin's work is not good, I fell asleep because I felt bored, the main reason is that I exercised too much... I am a sports student, and I fell asleep because of exercising on the bed... If I say it, I might lose my reputation for the rest of my life.

Definitely keep your mouth shut.

And before falling asleep, Jiang Qin seemed to keep asking me, "He Yi, do you remember that you laughed at me for a short time?"

I shook my head desperately, "I don't remember anything, don't...stop..."

"Don't stop?" Jiang Qin's tone became excited.

What the fuck do I mean?

I said, "Don't! I said stop! Don't do it!" "But you are also very comfortable." Jiang Qin's tone was full of pride.

"You bastard..." I really don't remember what happened after that.

I only know that sometimes Jiang Qin is a beast anyway, a real beast.

I slept in a really dark night.

When I woke up again, it hurt to turn over, but I didn't turn over.

Because Jiang Qin tied me back again, my limbs were bound in hairy handcuffs, and I couldn't break free.

This feels all too familiar.

"Are you sick?" As soon as he opened his mouth, he realized that his voice was hoarse.

After I finished speaking, I regretted it, and sure enough, I was met with Jiang Qin's merciless ridicule.

"Why, you're screaming so hard that your voice is hoarse? Come on, drink some water."

Jiang Qin probably prepared it a long time ago, brought the water to my mouth, it was still warm.

When someone serves me, I will naturally not refuse. After drinking and brewing for a while, I started to scold him, "Are you fucking sick? I said, don't get in there! And later, I told you to stop, Why don't you listen?"

Now play nice again!

Jiang Qin hugged me, feeling aggrieved, "Then can this kind of thing be stopped?"

"..." Damn, he still makes sense.

I looked up out of the window and found that Jiang Qin hadn't closed the curtains at this time, and the upstairs opposite was brightly lit.

For the first time, I felt that the night was not so miserable, probably because Jiang Qin was by my side.

This time it's really night, so the two of us actually started doing it in broad daylight... really shameless.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Jiang Qin buried his head in my ear and whispered, "Baby...you are really amazing."

"What?" I didn't understand.

Jiang Qin said again, "It's so tight, it's so cool."

"Fuck! Get out!" Damn it!

I was so angry that my throat was split.

Jiang Qin seemed to be deaf, and hugged me tightly, "But I celebrate my birthday today, and I haven't eaten cake yet."

"..." Then you can eat, it's not like you don't have a long mouth. "The cake is on the bedside table, and the only little candle is long gone.

But I always have an ominous premonition in my heart, why... I will be put like this by Jiang Qin?

Jiang Qin looked at the cake, then at me, I couldn't help drooling, "Jiang Qin, the cake is delicious, cut it up a little bit, and eat it with your mouth." "I know how to eat a cake," Jiang Qin said I got up and started to untie the nightgown in front of me, "But I want to eat you, and I want to eat cake, what should I do? I thought for a long time,,,,,,,, I came up with a good solution."

I have seen some strange news before, saying that there is a very perverted event in a certain place, called the feast of the human body, that is, the store will put food on the beautiful women, and the beautiful women will cover their bodies with food and lie on the dining table. The guests taste the food.

Extremely vulgar, extremely disgusting, and inhumane.

But now I probably met...Jiang Qin, you really can't be so perverted, you will lose me. "Jiang Qin, we have something to say."

If I went to Yu Wen's house to spend the night in revenge, I should pay back the money now, I have been eaten by him several times.

Jiang Qin shook his head, "No, you didn't give me a gift, don't you think about it?"

"..." Well, there's nothing to say, and it's true that I didn't send it, "Give me a chance, I'll go out and buy you a gift right now."

"No, I prepared it myself."

Then the perverted Jiang Qin took off my pajamas, put all kinds of fruits on the cake on my body, and ate them in a blink of an eye.

I won’t describe how insane I was, anyway, the cake was made before I finished eating it, and I felt disgusting and sticky, and it happened again when I went to the bathroom to take a shower after the handcuffs were untied.

Really.

enough.

I don't want to be in love again in this life.

What the hell, god?Boy friend?

Fart, this is a fucking male dog!

Fortunately, our military training happened to be over the weekend, and we didn't have any classes. Otherwise, we would have become so desolate and promiscuous, I'm afraid we wouldn't have to go to school.

Jiang Qin took up my whole day on Saturday, and I still have a day off.

As a result, I was too optimistic. When I could really sleep at night, I turned on my phone and was shocked.

I forgot one very important thing.

The phone is full of news from Li Chengqi.

Jiang Qin heard my phone vibrate, and asked me very sensitively, "Who is it? I sent you so many messages."

"Who could it be, my friend?" I turned over and continued to read the news.

Jiang Qin yin and yang leaned his head over in a strange manner, and I just didn't let him read the news, "Oh, I'm really tired, no matter if the other party is a man or a woman, they may be my rival in love, He Yi, I'm simply in love with everyone The world is an enemy..."

I was amused by the smell of jealousy, and turned to look at him, "What? Aren't we together now?"

"Yeah, we are together, but I just feel..."

"What is it?" I interrupted him, "Even if you are a rival in love, you are someone else's rival in love, because only you...have me...fuck! Jiang Qin, you are paralyzed!"

Jiang Qin didn't speak, but was so moved that he wanted to take off my clothes.

"I said I really won't do it!"

Convinced, after I just said that, this guy became hard in seconds.

I know he is very moved, but I really want to knock him out with a stick.

"Jiang Qin!" I just put on my pajamas and underwear, "Jiang Qin, stop the fuck! I'll say it one last time!"

I was like trying to stop a husky from tearing down my furniture.

Jiang Qin wanted to take off his clothes, but when I yelled at him, he stuck his fingers in his panties and looked at me blankly, pointing at his second brother, and said aggrievedly, "But it feels like... it's all here."

"Then hold it back. If you make a mess again today, I can guarantee that you will not be able to sleep in my bed again in the future."

I was serious.

Jiang Qin was exhausted, and I was fucked...to death.

Don't be afraid of being laughed at when you speak out.

Jiang Qin Youmi'er is scared, maybe he can't remember how many times he has done it today, if I really don't care about him, he will dare to play to death on the bed.

young man.

Of course, this kind of thing is cool, but so many times?No, it must be strictly avoided.

Jiang Qin whimpered and wanted to do it again, but I finally slapped him on the bed and fell asleep on the bed.

Looking at the news from Li Chengqi, I feel that he is probably crazy.

I'm also a little crazy.

I don't know how to explain it, how can I miss the appointment for a whole day and turn off the phone without answering the phone even though I made an appointment.

This is clearly a malicious breach of appointment.

I am not such a person...

[Li Chengqi: He Yi, you're half an hour late. 】

[Li Chengqi: One hour. 】

[Li Chengqi: He Yi, do you know how many people are waiting for you? 】

[Li Chengqi: He Yi, why didn't you answer the phone? 】

[Li Chengqi: Still shut down? 】

[Li Chengqi: Are you not coming?But there's no need to hide like this, you tell me, and I won't force you. 】

[Li Chengqi: It's just taking pictures, you don't have to be so cautious. 】

[Li Chengqi: He Yi, opportunities are rare. Maybe I contacted you proactively, making you think it's nothing, but you don't know how many people are eager to get this opportunity. 】

[Li Chengqi: Maybe you are in a hurry, it doesn't matter if you can't come this time, if you have a chance in the future, I still hope to cooperate with you. 】

I feel like my head is the size of two.

I didn't mean to break the appointment.

[He Yi: Well... Hello, Mr. Li. 】

【He Yi: "I encountered something on the way to take pictures, which delayed the trip..."】

I think about it, what should I say.

【He Yi: Well,,,,,, I was injured a little, and then fell into a coma...】

I know, what I said about Jiang Qin going to bed is a bit mysterious, but it is basically the same.

Who knew that Li Chengqi didn't sleep, and he didn't reply to my message, so he called me directly.

I don't want to answer, so I tapped Reject.

Jiang Qin sat up abruptly, "Called you in the middle of the night, who is it?"

"No one..." I was a little ignorant, but Li Chengqi hit me again.

God, I refused to answer, but it is inconvenient to answer, how can you continue to call?