If you don't want to be gay today, start driving

Jiang Qin: Shameless people, a model of invincibility under heaven.

[He Yi: Patients with secondary illnesses, goodbye. 】

Gu Yingjie is a guy with a little publicity gene in his personality, not as calm as Zhao Yong and You Yuankai back then. Those two people saw me and Jiang Qin messing up in the middle of the night, and they could pretend to be blind and turn on the lights quietly at night.

But Gu Yingjie is different, he may be scared to scream a dolphin sound, and he will not turn off the lights at night from now on, and will watch Jiang Qin every day to see if he will do anything to me.

It's scary to think about.

[Jiang Qin: He Yi! 】

【Jiang Qin: Don't underestimate me!I ran this place all because of you, do you know it? 】

[He Yi: Don't dare, I don't have any compulsion. 】

【Jiang Qin: I'm really tired of Gu Yingjie, I regret it! 】

[He Yi: Regret what. 】

【Jiang Qin: At first I was afraid that you would not move to this dormitory, so I kept him here on purpose. Now that I think about it, I have created a disaster for myself! 】

I ignored him.

I haven't logged on to QQ for a long time, and there are indeed a lot of news. If you look carefully, it's all news from the group, and there are not many people who talk to me.

After clearing the messages, someone suddenly called a video call. I was so scared that my hands trembled and I answered it.

My face looking down at 45 degrees suddenly appeared on the screen, and my nostrils were [-] times larger than usual. To be honest, I was shocked. If it wasn’t for my good looks, I’m afraid I would become the ugliest in my life when.

There was also a face on the opposite side.

It turned out to be my temporary monitor.

So I subconsciously turned off the video again.

Jiang Qin poked his head out from below, "Who, who are you videoing with?"

"No one." I shook my head and stuffed my phone under the covers.

Jiang Qin stretched out his hand, "The video in the middle of the night, who could it be?"

"I fucking said no one, can't you hear me?" I turned around and yelled at Jiang Qintong.

Jiang Qin was stunned by my roar.

Gu Yingjie who came over after washing his face was also stunned, and then he gave me a thumbs up quietly.

I know what he means, I think I'm awesome, dare to hate Jiang Qin, and this guy doesn't dare to lose his temper with me.

When I raised my voice, Jiang Qin was indeed a little timid, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I just asked..."

"Hehe," you are my suitor, not my boyfriend, and you care more than the Pacific Ocean.

I lay down, and Jiang Qin also sat back.

Gu Yingjie patted his face, "Then I'll turn off the light, hey, you two don't snore, right?"

"No." Jiang Qin said angrily.

Gu Yingjie also turned off the lights and went to sleep. This guy, he turns off the lights at all times during the day and night.

【Jiang Qin: Who the hell? 】

【He Yi: Are you in control? 】

【Jiang Qin: I have the right to know how many competitors I have, right? 】

[He Yi: No right. 】

【Jiang Qin: You tell me who it is, and I won't bother you today. 】

【He Yi: Hehe, you take yourself too seriously. 】

Jiang Qin didn't reply, but instead, the squad leader kept sending messages.

[Squad leader yesterday: What's wrong? 】

[Squad leader yesterday: Why did you hang up the video, is it convenient to pick it up? 】

[He Yi: The lights in the dormitory are turned off. 】

[Temporary squad leader: Oh, that's right. 】

[He Yi: What's the matter? 】

[Temporary squad leader: No, I heard that you live in the dormitory of the art students. I want to ask you if you are still used to living there. We have been in trouble here for a long time, and no one wants to sleep. 】

I'm still a little envious, I also want to live with boys in a room, chat and fart at night and fly the plane, but unfortunately I followed Jiang Qin from the beginning and never enjoyed that kind of life.

[He Yi: It's okay, thank you monitor for your concern, I'm tired of cleaning up the dormitory today. 】

[Temporary squad leader: oh ok, then you can take a rest, see you tomorrow. 】

[He Yi: Okay. 】

I want to know if the temporary squad leader is a central air conditioner, why is he so inquisitive about me, he is not a life committee member... or is he too demanding of himself.

Jiang Qin is really honest, but I feel a little lost, I'm afraid he's not a dick.

However, the lower bunk bed shook twice, and I saw Jiang Qin's head popping out.

"Get down." I felt like I was chasing a dog trying to climb up my dragon bed.

Under the darkness, Jiang Qin's expression could not be seen clearly, "I'm chasing you, don't command blindly."

I didn't have time to do anything, Jiang Qin climbed up in twos and twos, because he was tall, he seemed more aggrieved than others even when he bent down, so he simply came up and lay on me directly.

"Fuck...you're dead, do you know..." I tried to lift him up, but couldn't.

Jiang Qin said in a muffled voice, "Where is this? I didn't press you hard."

"..." I'm afraid there is a dead pig lying on me, "You hurry down."

"Who made the video call to you just now?"

"No one." I don't even know the name of our temporary squad leader, and Jiang Qin is too sensitive.

Jiang Qin's hand fumbled back and forth on my Xia Liang quilt, "You let me in."

"Go back to your own bed," I said.

Jiang Qin pretended to be angry, "Hurry up."

I study sports, and I can never forget that I love sports, and sports make me kick him down with one kick.

"If I can't kick it down, I can smash the bed down. If you don't believe me, you can try." Jiang Qin whispered in my ear.

I didn't know whether to bend my three-centimeter knee or put it back. Jiang Qin pulled the quilt off my chest with one hand, "Pick off the quilt, and I'll tell you a story."

"Thank you, I don't really want to hear... Fuck, Jiang Qin, you are paralyzed..."