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There is no language class today.

But I know that our Chinese teacher is still him, Yu Wen.

No wonder it teaches Chinese. What does Mr. Yu Wen teach if he doesn't teach Chinese?

The name of the Chinese teacher is still very poetic. I don't know why he, who is so gentle and elegant, plays so well with our head teacher who is a five-year-old and a third-year-old who is full of bad things.

I heard that our homeroom teacher never introduces himself, and only asks everyone to call him Teacher Liu, because his name is Liu Zhuang, which doesn't sound good.

It doesn't match the metaphor of the Chinese teacher.

While thinking hard, a plan suddenly came to my mind, maybe I... can ask the Chinese teacher.

If only their relationship was that good.

And for me, even if I don't use that phone any more and keep it at home during school, I'm willing, as long as it can be returned to me.

Even if I am asked to be the first in the grade, I can do it. Anyway, everyone in our class is the same. I am not afraid at all, and I am even eager to try.

Mr. Liu Zhuang, our head teacher, also did what he said. After leaving shoulder to shoulder with the Chinese teacher, he didn't come back until we were about to leave school.

I'm almost used to being watched by Jiang Qin all the time.

Jiang Qin even came out to pick up the cup in the middle.

I saw the cup he used, the one held by me and Ren Xiangming, it looks like a series...

Well, I believe it, this may really be a souvenir, after all Jiang and Qin are using it.

Even last semester he always used my broken water glass.

He didn't give me a water glass when we were together, I left, and he enjoyed it alone.

When Jiang Qin entered the room, he drank water and walked back, looking chic, with very contrived hands, one can imagine how much he owed a beating.

I moved after Jiang Qin entered the classroom.

To be honest, my right hand was sore, and I said, "Xiao Ming, you can take care of yourself for a while, I'm so tired."

Xiao Ming felt wronged, "But I'm tired too...how about we both go back."

That's okay?

"What if Lao Liu comes back?"

"That's right, the teacher in charge is so mean..." Xiao Ming hesitated.

So I boldly freed my hands, leaned against the wall and waited for school to be over.

Xiao Ming was afraid that the head teacher would come back, so he stood holding the cup with one hand until all the classes were over and all the water leaked out.

Everyone in the corridor was almost gone, and Jiang Qin hadn't left his class yet.

"He Yi, I will never accept gifts made of glass again.

I swear, "Xiao Ming wanted to cry while talking," He Yi, you are a liar, you lied to me, the teacher didn't come at all, but you rested, I didn't rest. "

"Maybe I'm smarter."

Ren Xiangming felt that he could not refute.

We both waited a while longer.

"The corridor lights are all off, He Yi, let's go back." Ren Xiangming squeezed my arm to make sure that the class teacher really won't be back.

I'm so tired today, I'll fall asleep leaning against the wall now, and suddenly wake up, "Let's go, go back to the dormitory, I'm so fucking tired, I might not be able to get up tomorrow morning."

Ren Xiangming didn't respond to me, and he was too tired.

Back in the classroom, there was nothing to clean up, I turned around and walked out, Zhao Yong and You Yuankai rushed up and put their arms around my shoulders.

You Yuankai grinned, "He Yi, damn it, you had a wonderful day today."

I nodded helplessly, "Yeah, it's so fucking wonderful, so wonderful that I want to cry."

Zhao Yong touched my head, "Snoring, don't scare me. Teacher Liu Zhuang is a good man. The stricter he is to you, the more he loves you."

"Come on, I don't want to be loved by Lao Liu."

The three of us walked to the door, and we could only go out vertically because our shoulders were hooked, which was ridiculous.

Ren Xiangming grumbled behind me, "He Yi."

I turned to look at him, "Huh?"

"That's how you abandoned your fellow sufferer."

"Brother, take care, we are all mud bodhisattvas crossing the river, and we cannot protect ourselves."

I was implicated by Ren Xiangming. This guy is born with a bad spirit, so I can't blame me for being dishonest.

The three went back to the dormitory, Jiang Qin was in front of us, my arms were sore from the two of them fighting, "Brothers, put me down..."

"It's because I'm afraid you will fall." Zhao Yong explained.

"Thank you."

Jiang Qin's footsteps in front became slower and slower, and finally walked side by side with us to the dormitory.

Jiang Qin asked You Yuankai, "Headmaster, how is life in the new class?"

"I think it's very good!" You Yuankai said, "Our new homeroom teacher, Mr. Liu Zhuang, has a deadpan sense of humor. He doesn't use dirty words when he hurts others, but he can make you smile so hard that you hurt yourself!"

The head of the house and I are really not the same people. When he laughed, I was suffering because of Liu Zhuang.

Zhao Yong still didn't understand, and asked me, "He Yi, why did you get that cup? In fact, the class teacher has been staring at the window for a long time, but you didn't see it, so I sweated for you."

I was also speechless, "Because that cup is very important to Ren Xiangming."

You Yuankai was surprised, "He Yi, you have changed your mind too quickly, how could you like Ren Xiangming? It's only been a day at the same table, and the two of you will never leave."

I beg them to talk less, I don't want to mention Ren Xiangming at all.

Jiang Qin walked on the far side, couldn't see his expression clearly, and didn't want to look at it, for fear that if he watched too much, he would want to beat him up. ,

In the final analysis, I am so unlucky today, Jiang Qin must take more than half of the credit.

Back in the dormitory, when I bent over to brush my teeth, I felt my back hurting...

I can't stand up straight after brushing my waist.

I'm getting old too fast.

I stood by the pool with my waist supported, and Zhao Yong shouted with a smile, "He Yi, you are so young, don't strain your lumbar muscles."

not possible for me."

A man with good waist, good kidneys and good physical strength is a must.

Whoever said I have a bad waist, I will be angry.

But now I really can't get angry. When I arrived at the dormitory, it was like returning to my hometown. I let go of my vigilance, and I felt tired.

Before returning to the dormitory, Jiang Qin would fetch water to wash my feet, but now the relationship is like this, and I can't bother others. Zhao Yong and You Yuankai have also trained for a day, and everyone is quite tired.

I dragged my tired waist and picked up the kettle to line up at the place where the water was fetched in the corridor. Maybe it was still cold, and there were many people washing their feet and warming their bodies at night, and the queue for a long time could not reach me.

I didn't know that queuing in the dormitory was so troublesome. Did Jiang Qin use to line up to fetch water before?

Just thinking about it, Jiang Qin came out of our dormitory with a pot.

The first person who was fetching water saw Jiang Qin from afar and began to give way, "Oh brother Jiang, you go first."

Jiang Qin was very funny, he didn't even look at me anyway, he jumped in the queue in a grand manner, but no one dared to speak, wishing that he was the one who let him jump in the queue.

Jiang Qin didn't leave after fetching water, the pot was placed on the ground, and he leaned against the wall and chatted with the few people who were waiting to fetch water.