If you don't want to be gay today, start driving

When I scold him for talking nonsense, my voice is very loud, which makes me appear full of confidence.

The reason why I look satisfied is because I have a guilty conscience, because there is one thing I have been afraid to say, that is, our Chinese teacher... asked me for my mobile phone number that day.

I'm really scared, how can the teacher ask for the student's mobile phone number!

Moreover, the school is not allowed to bring mobile phones. He asked me for it like this. I suspect that he is fishing for law enforcement.

As soon as I handed in my phone number, he affirmed that I always go to school to play with my phone, don’t pay attention to class every day, and seriously ask me to hand in my phone,,,, even though my phone is so broken, it’s of no value to the teacher if I go there significance.

But I'm not going to be fooled by him.

"I'm asking you something." Jiang Qin fell on my shoulder.

I glared at him, glared at him hard.

I found out why this person is so annoying recently. Ever since I fell in love, he has been like a lunatic every day. Even if I look at anyone, he will be suspicious. I admit that I am a good-looking person in school. I can't help it Will take a closer look.

But who is he suspecting today?It's our teacher, teacher!

That is the gardener of the motherland.

Can a gardener do this.

Will not,

Jiang Qin forced me into a corner, "He Yi, haven't you noticed, you've grown bloated recently."

"..."

"Ever since the two of us said we wanted to be together, how many people have you seduced?" Jiang Qin was heartbroken.

"..." Let's not talk about whether I have a conscience, but my heart for Jiang Qin is definitely a lesson for the sun and the moon.

Jiang Qin, this is blatant slander.

I don't recognize it.

I was determined not to speak, so Jiang Qin opened his fingers, "You don't believe me? Then I'll count them for you. Listen, Hong Yangfei, Ren Gaofei...Fei, very good, do you like people called Fei? I Can you change your name to Jiang Fei?"

"it is good."

Jiang Qin wanted to hit me, "He Yi, you fucking..."

"Hahahaha stop making trouble, we are really ordinary friends, I mean Hong Yangfei, Ren Gaofei is not a friend at all," Jiang Qin felt itchy when he pinched my neck.

He probably didn't dare to do other actions. If he dared to kick me or something, I would be in a hurry.

But Jiang Qin's desire to kill me didn't change, "I haven't finished counting yet, macaque...you chase macaque and see him running naked on the street, what do you say?"

"You took me there, didn't you just watch them running naked... Why do you still blame me when they run away?" This is too unreasonable, it's the first time I've seen someone like Jiang Qin.

",,," Jiang Qin was speechless for a while, "It's easy to regret what I do now, and I don't know what's wrong, He Yi, you are my fucking nemesis, and Liu Hongyi, what the hell is it? Got your mobile phone number? Change your mobile phone number for me!"

How did he know that Liu Hongyi has my account... I have never been in touch with Liu Hongyi.

"No." This is the backing paper, and I can't change it.

I've been using this number since I had a cell phone...

I don't want to change it, the main reason is... that father whose whereabouts are unknown, once memorized my number. My grandfather said to let him die, saying that my father is an unfilial son, but in his heart... he must still be looking forward to it. My dad contacted the family.

If I change my phone number, my grandpa will be the first person to feel insecure.

Jiang Qin saw that I was determined not to change, so he no longer asked.

Therefore, he still has a certainty in his heart.

Before the entanglement with Jiang Qin was over, the Chinese class representative came over and called me. "He Yi! The teacher told you to find him to memorize yesterday's lesson in class. Why didn't you go?"

"Oh... let's go."

The Chinese teacher... What the hell, suddenly became very obsessed with me, a scumbag.

Could it be that after my grades improved, I discovered that I was incomparably handsome?Why didn't you see my shining points before and didn't pay attention to me?

Or do I really have a golden finger for heartthrobs?

No...not at all, if Jiang Qin doesn't like me for a day, I'm not a heartthrob...it hurts my heart.

"He also said he was not interested in you!" Jiang Qin held me tightly, his handsome face almost distorted.

I really hate him being ugly.

Although I love him to the death or life in my heart, Jiang Qin's face is definitely added to the endless love. If he turns ugly, I might change my heart too.

"Don't guess, I'm not the only one who recited the text. He used to call others every day. Why don't you think the teacher likes others?" I asked Jiang Qin.

Jiang Qin resented, "He just wants to harass you, I can feel it, otherwise what would he be afraid of me...why didn't he ask me to go?"

"Fart, you are so fucking good at studying, you can recite faster than the teacher, what are you calling you for, get up, let me go." "".

Jiang Qin: "..."

There is no one in the Chinese teacher's office, which makes me very nervous.

"Going north?" As soon as I entered, the Chinese teacher looked up and asked me.

I nodded tremblingly, "Bad, almost."

"You have to memorize it backwards. If you stumble over memorization, it will be even more difficult to remember the content in the examination room."

"That's what you said." I was taught humbly and nodded repeatedly.

"Then let me recite it now." The Chinese teacher leaned lazily on the seat.

Our class teacher also likes to do this kind of posture, but he doesn't look as free and easy as the Chinese teacher. Maybe it's because the class teacher is ugly and feels obscene in everything he does.

I opened the textbook and wanted to take another look, but the Chinese teacher quickly took it away from me. "Will there be a chance for you to look at it like this before the exam?"

I can……"

"Ok?"

"will not."

Change your mouth immediately.

But when you hand the book in front of the podium during the exam, you can look at it twice.

But he is a teacher, I will always talk back, it is wrong,,,, okay, I admit that I am just talking back...

Without the textbooks in hand, there is no sense of security. It is like going to the battlefield and the officer insists on confiscating my gun... But I can't say that you give me the books.

Why is the Chinese teacher... so sloppy recently?

A very long ancient poem, I stuttered and finally finished memorizing it. He didn't seem very satisfied because he reminded me twice in the middle.

The teacher's slender fingers rested on the edge of the table, and his knuckles tapped on the table. There was a "da, da, da" sound, which made me very nervous.

He was silent for a long time, and finally looked up at me, "The thing I asked you before..."

"..." Don't listen or listen, Wang Ba recited the scriptures.

"Have you figured it out?"

I lowered my head and dared not look into his eyes, "Teacher, I really don't have a mobile phone."

"You think I'll believe you?" the Chinese teacher raised an eyebrow.

Damn, don't say it, he's pretty handsome like this...

I have never been a Chinese teacher before. The main reason is that I basically have resistance to all teachers. When I see them, I have my own uglification filter. Even if I am really handsome, it is useless.