When the food reserves become my wife

On the bus I took back home, my unscrupulous master called me halfway: "Xiao Linzi, please go to the forum and help me get back the list of this year's conference."

Gu Chuan didn't say a single word of nonsense, and gave me the instructions directly, in a very anxious voice.I understand what he is worried about. At this time, he must have sneaked out to call me while the nurse was not paying attention.

But I can't take this job. After all, those who can receive invitations are monsters and spirits at the level of lords from all walks of life. Among them, I can be regarded as a younger brother at most.I tried my best to politely reject Gu Chuan: "It's not good for me to attend such a formal meeting for you."

"Whether he's good or not, I really can't leave. The network in the hospital has been down for the past few days, and my mobile phone is in arrears. Please help me pay attention. Besides, it's not the first time I've done this for me. Where are you talking so much nonsense?"

The internet is broken, the mobile phone is in arrears, and it is estimated that the doctor’s and nurse’s mobile phone was stolen again. I still want to push this task back, but he said in a low voice: “It’s over, I’ve been in the toilet for too long. The nurse is here.” Catch me, remember this matter! It's a big deal!"

What can't go away is all an excuse.I sighed. The Kyushu Demon Spirit Alliance meeting is held every three years. The major lords take turns to sit in the manor. This year it is the turn of the two brothers of the Wang family.Gu Chuan has always hated dealing with other monsters, so this arduous task naturally fell on his only disciple, me.

Gu Chuan blamed me for everything, which also made the circle mistakenly think that this was a sign that he was going to pass on the position to me. The attitudes of all the bosses towards me were very subtle.

Except Bai Yuyi.

This silly girl whose actual age is many times older than me has been chasing after me with a terrible enthusiasm since the first time I saw me, which made me tremble with fear.I don't understand why she, a big boss who is famous all over the world, put down her airs and pursues a little transparent who doesn't seek to make progress, just eats and waits to die. You tell me this is love?Only ghosts will believe it.

I asked Gu Chuan, and every time he rolled his eyes impatiently, and dismissed me like "how can I understand the shit about the little girl's family".It's not that I haven't been in a relationship before. I've never met such a proactive girl. Coupled with the intricate relationship between the major forces, it's impossible not to doubt her motives.

I have a bit of a headache. Seeing Gu Chuan like this, he wants me to attend this year's meeting again. No matter what, the meeting cannot be avoided.

The forum was opened by a cat demon whose human identity is a hacker, and you can only enter it by entering a special code.When I got home, I locked the door and logged on to the forum. The top post was the list of monsters invited to this year's conference. The invitation letter should have been sent directly to Gu Chuan. I just need to reply here for him.

Dead Gu Chuan, you said you would give me your account, and I would go up and reply to you, but you still have to let me use my own account, do you know how strong my sense of existence is caused by this?I scolded Gu Chuan secretly, and after I finished the post, I looked up the list. Besides the Wang family brothers who were the organizers, Mr. Fool Jin Helu had already been confirmed to participate.Fool Jin did not come to the last meeting, and Mr. Lu always let his children attend the meeting for him, so I don't know these two.

That Fool Jin is a character who can't see the end of the dragon, but it is said that Gu Chuan has a good relationship with her.I wanted to take a closer look at this year's list, when my phone rang, and it was Lao Zhou.

Lao Zhou is my high school classmate, and we have been at the same table for three years, and our relationship is very strong.After the college entrance examination, he went to the south and I stayed in the north. I haven't met a few times, but I kept in touch with my classmates every day. I don't know why I suddenly called today.

As soon as I got through the phone and said "Hello", Lao Zhou's familiar voice rang in my ears: "Old Lin, where are you? Are you free to come out for a drink?"

Yo.I raised my eyebrows in surprise, and replied with a smile: "Why, did you come to Chen City?"

"Yes, I'm here on a business trip. I just finished everything today. Are you free tonight? We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's get together." He chuckled, "I'm treating you."

"I don't need you, please." I put the phone between my shoulders and ears, and put on my coat: "Why didn't you tell me earlier when you're here on business."

"Busy, I'll be thinking of you as soon as I'm free." The horn on the other end of the phone continued, and Lao Zhou's voice was not clear in this noisy environment: "I don't know where the food is good, you hurry up and order it." a place."

I took the motorcycle key and looked at the time. It happened to be meal time. I reported the address of a cafeteria: "You take a taxi first, I'll be right there."

He readily agreed.I hurried downstairs, and I missed him a little since I hadn’t seen him for several years. I thought back when the two of us fought together, fell in love, were punished by bears, and teachers fought wits and bravery. When I chased my first love girlfriend, he also helped me make suggestions.

The sun at noon in April was very comfortable. When I turned into the alley on a motorcycle, Lao Zhou was already waiting there. His elite appearance in suits and leather shoes made me dare not recognize him.Seeing me coming, he waved and grinned, his appearance was quite different from that of the past.

I found a place to park my car and combed my wind-torn hair.Lao Zhou came over with a smile and punched me in the chest, put his arm on my shoulder, pointed to a well-decorated store by the roadside and asked, "This one?"

"Yeah." We went in and paid the money at the front desk, and sat down at a random table.While waiting for the waiter, I held my chin and looked at old Zhou Zai carefully from head to toe: "I haven't seen you for a few years, you have become so I can't even recognize you."

"Really." He smiled, his brows and eyes still bright as before: "I can't help it, the society is so dangerous now, I can't help myself. But Xiao Linzi, you haven't changed much, you are still the same old and unscrupulous old man. like."

"So I'm not as good as you now." I opened two bottles of wine and pushed one to him.

"Come on, you think I can't see it, you obviously don't want to work hard." Lao Zhou took off his suit and put it on the back of the chair, rolled up the cuffs of his shirt, opened the shelf and took a sip of wine: "In your You are so smart, if you admit who you are, who can be as powerful as you?"

"I'm not motivated." I laughed and changed the subject: "Speaking of which, apart from those who are still studying, you should be the best in our class."

"No way, Yaya is much better than me."

I was taken aback, raised my eyebrows and asked in surprise, "Bai Yanan? What is she doing now?"

"I work as the president's secretary in Nanling Science and Technology. It is said that her father is also a shareholder of that company." Lao Zhou clinked glasses for me, picked a few skewers of meat and threw them into the pot, and soon there were scarlet oil stars tumbling in it : "You two were amazing at the beginning. You broke up right after the college entrance examination. You haven't contacted me in the past few years."

"No." After so many years, when I mentioned my first girlfriend, I no longer felt anything. "She dumped me back then. If she didn't take the initiative to contact me, how could I have the nerve to find her?"

Lao Zhou smiled and shook his head: "Look at the two of you, you are both so stubborn." He stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, and gossiped indistinctly: "How did you two break up back then? You have a good relationship. How can you say that if you do that, you will be divided?"

"I don't remember clearly. It seems that she broke up with me after finishing the English test and leaving school." The few days when I was dumped by Bai Yanan, I was really devastated, but it didn't take long for me to be the dream eater. Awakening of ability, shattering of three views, all kinds of troubles come one after another, living in chaotic self-cognition every day, not thinking about why being dumped or playing games, and spending what should have been a very beautiful long vacation in a daze , until he was accepted as an apprentice by Gu Chuan.Under such a huge impact, the incident of being dumped seemed insignificant, and it gradually faded away in my mind.

Lao Zhou saw that I didn't really want to talk about it, so he didn't ask further.He took a sip of his wine and suddenly laughed: "It's better for me, my daughter-in-law is smart, beautiful and virtuous, and she never dislikes me..."

"What the hell?" I almost threw my chopsticks away when I heard that: "When did you get married?!"

"It's not over yet. If I get married, how can I not call you." He quickly waved his hand: "But it's almost too soon, the parents of both sides are pressing very hard. I thought we hadn't been working for a long time. After we stabilized After thinking about it again, I just kept procrastinating. I didn't expect that at this juncture, my daughter-in-law is pregnant, what else can I do. "

"Your protective measures are not good enough." I couldn't help teasing him: "Tell me, could it be that your parents are eager to hug their grandson, so they deliberately tampered with your condom?"

I just said it casually, but I didn't expect Lao Zhou to be stunned, and then he realized what was going on, and scolded me with gritted teeth.

This reaction was really unexpected, and I was dumbfounded: "What's the matter, really?"

He hummed angrily: "I fell into the pit."

The parents are really trying their best to hold their grandchildren. Lao Zhou probably didn't want to put so much emphasis on the family now, after all, the pressure at work is too great.I thought about it for a while and began to comfort him: "It's not necessarily a bad thing. There is pressure to be motivated. Isn't this what you often told me before. Besides, it's great to have a child. If you have something to worry about, why not?" Like me, a person grows wildly in other places."

Lao Zhou nodded, it seemed that he didn't care that much anymore.Then he pulled the corner of his mouth, showing a strange smile with malicious intentions, and I secretly screamed that it was not good, and sure enough, like revenge, he began to attack me mercilessly for my behavior of eating and waiting to die.Its content includes but is not limited to comparing my glorious academic history in high school with my current life as a salted fish, as well as ridicule at me being single and not even thinking about finding a partner.

This kid has been working outside for a few years and has practiced his mouth very well. I was a little bit overwhelmed by his spray, so I had to keep drinking him and hoped that his mouth would close soon.

But before he shut up, I was drunk.