And Sheng Chronicle

I had a dream, in fact I knew I was dreaming from the moment I entered the dream.

Although I think about it every day and dream at night, I swear that my favorite fruit is cherries, and I don't have any unreasonable thoughts about pineapples.

"Kufufufu, I can see your past and guess your future. Now divination is only 998 dear." The pineapple monster wearing a Persian turban tempts.

I mulled it over and decided it sounded like a good deal.It's a pity, I searched all over my pockets and I was still short of two cents.

I said, can it be cheaper, I still have an older cub to raise.

It said, no, [-]% discount on Women's Day, the lowest price in the country.No matter how cheap it is, it will lose money, and it has to buy chemical fertilizers to nourish its pineapple leaves.

I said, oh.

Seeing that I was going to leave, the pineapple monster quickly persuaded him to stay, saying that it would be okay to be cheaper, unless I was willing to help him raise his daughter.

As soon as I finished speaking, a bunch of small pineapples ran out of nowhere and took my hand and started circling.Then, I tap danced with them with a blank face. I danced all night, and my legs still felt weak when I woke up in the morning.

What an inexplicable dream this is.

I poured fresh pineapple slices into the juicer and squeezed them into dregs, and poured a cup for Zhuma Jun who just got up.

"morning."

"Mmm, good morning." Yunque drank the pineapple juice in one gulp, "It's a bit sour."

"I didn't add sugar."

Putting the cup into the sink, Skylark put on his school uniform jacket, "I'm going out, I want to eat hamburger steak at noon."

Do you think I'm your mother?

But instead of letting Bamboo Bear eat with that golden retriever, I would rather let him come back and drink plain water mixed with soy sauce.

After washing the juicer and cups, I put on my student union uniform and went out.

The trio have all asked for leave, so today's Bingsheng is extraordinarily peaceful and peaceful.

I went back to the office after the inspection.

Because I was in a bad mood before, I finished all the work in a few days, so now the only thing I can do is stare blankly and check my phone.

After browsing around the feeds of strangers, I saw a post by a man named Strongest Shark, complaining that his boss was too capricious, and he simply had a problem with him.Let him do all the work and let him run alone, he was beaten the most and always called him trash!Even supper is left for him alone.

...Are you sure he's not interested in you?

I silently clicked a like below.

After browsing the post bar for a while, someone knocked on the polar bear account, and it turned out that it was the marshmallow with a lot of money and a wonderful taste.

[Pull the cool cotton candy: Na na, Qing Jiang.Have you found that "You Grieving Old Fairy"? I've been waiting for a long time. 】

Why are you so obsessed with the youngest chicken? Is the little fresh meat not good?Is loli bad?

[The number one senior in the world: Not yet, just wait. 】

【Putting the cool cotton candy: But people have been waiting for so long (╥╯^╰╥)】

[Pull the cool cotton candy: Well, forget it.By the way, Qingjiang, do you know the story of Latiao and stinky tofu falling in love and killing each other?That's so cute ヾ(●▽'●)ノ】

【The number one senior in the world:...】

[Pull the cool cotton candy: Let me tell you, that story! @#￥%……&*The book about Xiang and Jin Kela’s love for each other is also super cute! !They balalala (tens of thousands of words are omitted below)]

I thought, I need to be quiet.

Originally, this was just a silly cotton candy that would give me a bad review for a bag of cotton candy.

He is a nerd, addicted to Two-dimensional, and likes strategy games the most, preferably the ones with some meat.

However, what kind of mental pollution did he suffer to abandon the cute, tender and delicious girl and turn to the embrace of the youngest chicken?

I suddenly thought of the danmei books I sent him at the beginning - "The Young Master of the Underworld Falls in Love with Me" and later "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with Me", "The Overbearing President Falls in Love with the Underworld Young Master", "The Overbearing President and the Underworld Young Master's Life and Death Love", " Domineering President and the Youngest Chicken"...

I seem to have discovered something extraordinary.

No no no, forget about it!I don't know anything about the youngest chicken or anything.

However, with a strong sense of guilt biting my little conscience, my ten fingers typed quickly on the keyboard——

[The number one senior in the world: Well, cotton candy.Although radishes and vegetables have their own preferences, but the old chicken, no, I mean, it’s not good to live in an old house.You should hang out with your friends more. 】

[Won't say that the marshmallow who suddenly became sad: I think I have friends or something!For example, the newly bought golden wood little angel... figure.Friends or something, friends or something... It doesn't matter at all!Even if the teacher deliberately said, 'Let's discuss the problem with your friends', I don't feel sad at all if it's hurtful...]

[Marshmallow crying in the toilet: Even, even if this is the case, I still have the youngest chicken to accompany me.I think, the youngest chicken must understand me.So, even if it is in the pot now, I, I also...]

Damn it, please stop talking!I'm sorry, it's all my fault, if you want to blame, blame Shi Chen!It's all his fault!

Wait, the hands typing on the keyboard suddenly stopped, Lao Yaoji, Latiao and stinky tofu, Xiang and Jinkela, and the obsession with cotton candy... If you connect these seemingly unrelated things...

I feel like I know something.

[Sister Detective: Cotton Candy, it seems that you haven't told me your real name until now. 】

[Marshmallow who cooks chicken soup for the soul: Hey, this one.Well, if you know your real name online, it’s boring~~(ω`)]

【Sister Detective: No, I already told you my name.You have to say (serious face)]

[Marshmallows gnawing on chicken legs: Guess it~~ If you guess right, there will be a prize, Xiao Qingjiang~]

【Sister Detective: ... Bai Lan? 】

[Frightened cotton candy: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey? ! !How do you know~ It's amazing! 】

It's really you.

I suddenly feel heavy—

#My future boss is a stupid B, except for the youngest chicken is the youngest chicken. #

#I really should resign_(:з」∠)_#

[Crazy and cool marshmallow: My full name is Bailan Jesso~~Well~Since Xiaoqingjiang guessed it right, I have to do my best to give you a prize~]

[Senior sister who is very tired: I don't want the old one. 】

[Pull the cool cotton candy: ... oh. 】

After talking nonsense again, I shut down the computer exhausted.

Leaning on the leather chair, he rubbed his sour eyes.

—Bran Jesso exists.

And it's so close to me.

Thinking of the man I saw ten years later who seemed to have a paranoid love for white, a kind of irritability that I had never felt before surfaced.

I'm not a fool, even if I work under Bai Lan ten years later, even if he looks harmless to humans and animals, but that strange sense of disobedience reminds me that this man is not simple all the time.

Even ten years ago, when he was accidentally named by a strange netizen whom he had never met—this kind of event that was so small and impossible to happen, he didn't even ask the reason.

——As if I already knew it.

Bai Lan, Bai Lan.

I still can't figure out this man.

It suddenly occurred to me that in the future, Master Bai Lan once gave me a pack of marshmallows, seems to be brought back by me?I remember it was thrown in a drawer in the office... I found it.

Looking at the gaudy packaging with some disgust, I picked up a soft cotton candy and looked around, it seemed that there was nothing special about it.

Is this thing really that delicious?

I put it in my mouth...

moment!It's like ten tons of white sugar exploded in your mouth!The whizzing sweetness turned into an incomparably bitter taste in the mouth!Before he could react, his taste buds seemed to have all died, leaving only something like a tasteless sponge in his mouth.

"vomit--"

Holding the trash can and throwing up.

Brian Jesso, well done!

Back home exhausted both physically and mentally, the thought of cooking for Takekuma-kun made me wish I could run to Sawada House to bully Rabbit.

The steak is very fried, but my sense of taste has been ruined by a marshmallow, so it's about the saltiness.I have to apologize to you, Mr. Zhuma.

Putting the hamburger steak on the plate, I heard the door open.

"I'm back." Skylark's flat tone is the same as usual. In fact, he is very impatient to say such words that he thinks are a waste of time, but if he doesn't do this, Ome-chan, who is always cautious in strange places, will go crazy .

"Welcome back." I picked up the plate and went out, the first thing I saw was the frowning Skylark who seemed unhappy, and then...

"That, excuse me." The purple-haired and purple-eyed girl not only had a soft voice, but her whole body was full of cuteness.

The plate slipped from his hands and smashed to pieces on the floor.

My heart has never beat so fast.I neither expressed surprise at her inexplicably familiar pineapple head, nor expressed discord at her navel-baring school uniform, because at this moment my mind was filled with one sentence——

Takekuma-kun, he brought his girlfriend back.

Mr. Xiong, he brought his girlfriend back.

Jun he brought his girlfriend back.

He came back with his girlfriend.

……girlfriend……

Me, me, me, oh me, I'm not ready for what to do!

Girlfriend or something, it turns out that Takekuma-kun can find a girlfriend too.

But why do I always have a sense of instant sight when my son brings his wife back to show you?

But, Hibari Kyouya, so you like this tune.

I looked at Takekuma-kun with a puzzled look in my eyes, so you are a lolicon.

Although she didn't know what was going on in Qing Meijiang's mind, Yunque, who was used to it in various senses, pulled the girl with purple hair and pineapple head in front of her, "I'm looking for you."

"Hey?"

"Well, my name is Culom Skeleton. Yes, Lord Mukuro asked me to come to you." With the soft voice and the blush on her face, I felt that my cuteness was getting worse. Got poked.

"Muku? What's that?" With only Kurom in my eyes and forgetting about it, I covered my face, hiding the idiot-like smile that kept rising.

"Liu Dao Mu." Skylark reminded displeasedly.

That pineapple.

Ah, the dream this morning...

With a calm expression on my face, I put my hand down, looked at Kurom's purple pineapple head with complicated eyes, and asked hesitantly, "You, are he his daughter?"

"Huh?" Colum's amethyst-like eyes widened in surprise.

Hearing this, Yunque, who had already gone upstairs, stopped, her expression almost tensed.

He wouldn't say that he thought of "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom" ​​divergently.

... It's all your fault that you died!

The author has something to say: Mr. Outline has already been thrown into the trash can by me.

The War of the Ring will probably follow the plot, but what about the future station... Has Bai Lan been spoiled by the president?It's all the fault of that old chicken you said, now my mind is full of Bailan and old chicken!